Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. "I dont suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it." 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." "Diamonds are a girls best friend...because they're shaper then knives." If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Always forgive your enemies: Nothing annoys them more If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth. Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then! Normal is just a setting on washing machines. "I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?" Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" My friends used to be semi-normal. Then they met me. "Sometimes you just really have to punch someone, you know?"- Unknown "Whoever said that nothing was impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door"-Unknown Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?" Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with a pissed off me, I'll drag you down to the floor and beat you with a baseball bat. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing Dear Voldemort, So they screwed up your nose too? Sincerely, Michael Jackson Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7 Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns Dear America, You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment. Sincerely, Canada FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dummy?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! Good friend vs. Best friend: A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?” A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, Stupid, run!" A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff. A best friend hugs you "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your iPod?" An enemy stabs you in the front. A friend stabs you in the back. A boyfriend stabs you in the heart. But best friends just poke each other with straws. GOOD FRIENDS are for a few years, BEST FRIENDS ARE FOR LIFE. My best friend is insane YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. (AND I WON, TOO. MORE THAN ONCE) Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-Box. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a fire-fighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movie's are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports is fun. Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night. Total: 19/25 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink. You go to your mom for advice. You consider cheer-leading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. (ONLY COZ IM HALF ASLEEP) You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of everything. Total: 9/25 |
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