my name is Ashley Bowman.

To all the lovely people who like my storys - THANKS!!!!

Insperational Quotes

'Every journey begins with a giant sh*t' Lester Corncrake

My OTP's (One True Pairings(Pairings you like the most))

iCarly- Carly/Sam
Victorious- Beck/Jade
Glee- Finn/Puck
Gavin and Stacey- Smithy/Nessa
The Hangover- Stu/Jade
The Rocky Horror Picture Show- Columbia/Eddie
Tracy Beaker Returns- Toby/Carmen
The Mighty Boosh- Vince/Howard FRIENDSHIP!

My OFP's (One False Pairings(Pairings you like the least)

iCarly- Carly/Freddie
Victorious- Beck/Tori
Glee- Finn/Quinn
The Hangover- Phil/Alan
TRHPS- Frankenfurter/Anyone in Existance
TBR- Harry/Electra
Boosh- Vince/Howard RELATIONSHIP!

Its a totally RANDOM quiz

1) Whats your favorite programme? Russel Howard's Good News

2) Whats your favorite Wedding? Elizebeth and Will's in Pirates of the Carrabien

3) If you were to capture a mythical creature in a kellogs cereal box, what colour jumper would you wear to celebrate? YELLOW.

3)Are you Louis Walsh? Kinda

4)Will you marry me? Oh, Quiz, oh YES, YES

5)Dearly beloved we are gathered here today... or ARE WE????? no. Quiz, im dumpin you.

6)what is your favourite eddy of air, and why? ;)

:) :0 :o :J :P :D D:

7)Edward or Jacob? JACOB!!!!!!!!!!!

8)Carly or Spencer? Spencer.

9)Sam or Freddie? Sam.

10) Seddie or Creddie? Seddie.

11) Seddie or Spam? SPAM!!!!!

12) Paul or Carl (from Llamas with hats)? CAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRLLLL!

13) Can I have a lolly? No.

14)Why? You don't deserve it.

15) What is the Capital of France? PARIS

Favorite Stuff

Food- Everything.
Colour- Purple
Animal- Seals, Cats and Wolves!!!!!!
Book- The Curious Incedent of the Dog in the Night-Time. By Mark Haddon.
Songs- So What, Raise your Glass, Funhouse, Love the way you lie, Time Warp, Sk8r Boi, Girlfriend, What the Hell, Bad influence, We made you
Artist- P!NK!, Taylor Swift
Band- McFly
Rapper- Eminem
Type of Person- Happy People.
Auther- JACKIE WILSON!!!!!!
Movie- Ted, Shaun Of The Dead
Genere- Action Comedy.

Least Favorite Stuff

Food- Lamb
Colour- Greyish Blue
Animal- Paris Hilton
Book- Any happily-ending Romance story that is deeply romantic all the way through beetween a man and a woman who are the same age. (Unless it is Bade)
Songs- Toy Boy, First of the Gang, EVERY MORRISY SONG EVER!
Artist- Morrisy
Band- The Smiths
Rapper- I dont know!
Type of Person- Snobbish little spoilt brats.
Auther- N/A
Movie- My big fat greek wedding
Genere- Romance.

:D

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. NUMBER 84!

Top 10 fave Glee Characters

1) PUCKERMAN!
2) Sue Sylvester
3) Finn Hudson
4) Mercedes Jones
5) Kurt Hummel
6) Santana Lopez
7) Brittany S Pierce
8) Becky
9) Burt Hummel
10) Will Shuester (In the first and second series)
11) Beastie
12)Emma Pilsbury

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

no

2) Do you think two is hot? How hot?

No

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

That aint possible, man!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

No

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Both gross, but 5/10

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One 'reproducing'

Sue: Brittany, if you tell anybody of this, I will rip out your soul and replace it with a drawring of a cat.

8) Make up a summary of a Nine/Ten fic.

What goes on behind the scenes of Burt's Corner?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

NOOOOOOO

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

The Bird In My Locker

11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Trouble by P!nk

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: Awsome singing!

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

No idea

14. "(3) and (4) are in a happy relationship until (4) runs off with (6). (3), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (12) and a brief unhappy affair with (9) then follows the wise advice of (10) and finds true love with (2).

Finn and Mercedes are in a happy relationship Mercedes until runs off with Santana. Finn, brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with Emma and a brief unhappy affair with Burt, then follows the wise advice of Will, and finds true love with Sue.

What title would you give this fic?

Love Journey

15. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Hmmm, thats interesting...

17) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

NO!

18) What might ten scream at a moment of great kissing?

Emma

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on one?

I doubt that would happen.

20) (2) (1), (7), (6) and (11) are playing Truth or Dare. (6) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (6) asks who (7) loves, and (7), confessed their true love with (1). (1) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (2). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (11) while (2) and (1) run into the sunset together. However, (3) is secretly in love with (11), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (11) becomes in a relationship with (11), and so (3) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (12) and is sent to prison, allowing (7) and (11) to continued their relationship.But (3) falls in love with (12) and (12) does too.

Sue, Puck, Brittany, Santana, and Beastie are playing Truth or Dare. Santana asks Brittany, and Brittany says Truth. Santana asks who Brittany loves, and Brittany, confessed their true love with Puck. Puck does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Sue. Brittany is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in Beastie while and Puck and Sue run into the sunset together. However, Finn is secretly in love with Beastie, and become so jealous of Brittany, who, after the comfort from Beastie becomes in a relationship with Beastie, and so Finn decides to murder Brittany, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Emma and is sent to prison, allowing Brittany and Beastie to continued their relationship. But Finn falls in love with Emma and Emma does too.

Top 10 fave Victorious Characters

1) Beck Oliver
2) Sikowitz
3) Cat Valentine
4) Jade West
5) Andre Harris
6) Trina Vega
7) Rex Powers
8) Tori Vega
9) The Extra who did the movement
10) Robbie Shapiro
11) Festus
12) Cat's Brother

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

no

2) Do you think two is hot? How hot?

No

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

That... Would be Awful

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

No

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Both gross, but 5/9

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One 'reproducing'

Rex: Oh MAN this is gross! OH! I'M throwing up my insides!

8) Make up a summary of a Nine/Ten fic.

Do they never talk? Well, they certainly do to Robbie.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

NOOOOOOO

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

The Puppet's Dad

11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Barbie Girl

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: No idea where this came from.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

No idea

14. "(3) and (4) are in a happy relationship until (4) runs off with (6). (3), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (12) and a brief unhappy affair with (9) then follows the wise advice of (10) and finds true love with (2).

Cat and Jade are in a happy relationship Jade until runs off with Trina. Cat, brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with cat's Brother and a brief unhappy affair with the Extra Who Did The Movement, then follows the wise advice of Robbie, and finds true love with Sikowitz.

What title would you give this fic?

CRAZY in love!

15. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

HAHAHahahahahaHAHA

17) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

NO!

18) What might ten scream at a moment of great Kissing?

CAT

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on one?

I doubt that would happen.

20) (2) (1), (7), (6) and (11) are playing Truth or Dare. (6) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (6) asks who (7) loves, and (7), confessed their true love with (1). (1) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (2). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (11) while (2) and (1) run into the sunset together. However, (3) is secretly in love with (11), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (11) becomes in a relationship with (11), and so (3) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (12) and is sent to prison, allowing (7) and (11) to continued their relationship.But (3) falls in love with (12) and (12) does too.

Sikowitz, Beck, Rex, Trina, and Festus are playing Truth or Dare. Trina asks Rex, and Rex says Truth. Trina asks who Rex loves, and Rex, confessed their true love with Beck. Beck does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Sikowitz. Rex is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in Festus while and Beck and Sikowitz run into the sunset together. However, Cat is secretly in love with Festus, and become so jealous of Rex, who, after the comfort from Festus becomes in a relationship with Festus, and so Cat decides to murder Rex, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Cat's Brother and is sent to prison, allowing Rex and Festus to continued their relationship. But Cat falls in love with Cat's Brother and Cat's Brother does too.

Top 10 fave iCarly Characters

1) Sam Puckett
2) Spencer Shay
3) Gibby
4) T-Bo
5) Freddie Benson
6) Caelab
7) Pam Puckett
8) Beavcoon
9) Carly Shay
10) Shelby marx
11) Woman With Steering Wheel
12) Wendy

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

no

2) Do you think two is hot? How hot?

No

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

laughs like a maniac for 5 hours*

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yeah.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO. But it would be interesting.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

5/10

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One 'reproducing'

Spencer: Ms Puckett, I am so sorry, please don't tell the cops-
Pam: SAM! I'm so proud of you! You've finally done something worth while!
Sam: See? I told you.

8) Make up a summary of a Nine/Ten fic.

What would have happened if Shelby had won the fight?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

YES!

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

B F M (Best Friends Mother)

11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Slipped away by Avril Lavigne

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: Extreme weirdness

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

No idea.

14. "(3) and (4) are in a happy relationship until (4) runs off with (6). (3), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (12) and a brief unhappy affair with (9) then follows the wise advice of (10) and finds true love with (2).

Gibby and T-Bo are in a happy relationship T-Bo until runs off with Caelab. Gibby, brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with Wendy and a brief unhappy affair with Carly, then follows the wise advice of Shelby, and finds true love with Spencer.

What title would you give this fic?

Gay, straight or bi?

15. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

That would be the best thing that happened to iCarly

17) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

NO!

18) What might ten scream at a moment of great kissing?

No idea in hell

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on one?

Wanna go steal some chocolate from the store?

20) (2) (1), (7), (6) and (11) are playing Truth or Dare. (6) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (6) asks who (7) loves, and (7), confessed their true love with (1). (1) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (2). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (11) while (2) and (1) run into the sunset together. However, (3) is secretly in love with (11), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (11) becomes in a relationship with (11), and so (3) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (12) and is sent to prison, allowing (7) and (11) to continued their relationship.But (3) falls in love with (12) and (12) does too.

Spencer, Sam, Pam, Caelab, and Woman with the steering wheel are playing Truth or Dare. Caelab asks Pam, and Pam says Truth. Caelab asks who Pam loves, and pam, confessed their true love with Sam. Sam does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Spencer. Pam is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in Woman with sterring wheel while and Sam and Spencer run into the sunset together. However, Gibby is secretly in love with Woman with steering wheel, and become so jealous of Pam, who, after the comfort from Woman with steering wheel becomes in a relationship with Woman with steering wheel, and so Gibby decides to murder Pam, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Wendy and is sent to prison, allowing Pam and WWSW to continued their relationship. But Gibby falls in love with Wendy and Wendy does too.

Top 12 fave Harry Potter Characters

1) Sirius Black
2) George Weasley
3) Fred Weasley
4) Ron Weasley
5) Remus Lupin
6) Nymphadora Tonks
7) Neville Longbottom
8) Snape
9) Womping Willow
10) Hermione Granger
11) Voldemort
12) Draco Malfoy

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

no

2) Do you think two is hot? How hot?

No, but I like his hair and personality and shop.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

That aint possible, man!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

No, but there should be!

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

5/9 DEFINATLY!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One 'reproducing'

There would be trouble...

8) Make up a summary of a Nine/Ten fic.

Why is the womping willow alive? When Hermione goes to investigate, she finds out secrets you'll never believe...

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

NOOOOOOO, but possibly friendship.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Help

11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Forget You by Ce lo Green

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: No idea in hell where this came from!

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

No idea

14. "(3) and (4) are in a happy relationship until (4) runs off with (6). (3), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (12) and a brief unhappy affair with (9) then follows the wise advice of (10) and finds true love with (2).

Fred and Ron are in a happy relationship Ron until runs off with Tonks. Fred, brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with Draco and a brief unhappy affair with The Womping Willow, then follows the wise advice of Hermione, and finds true love with George.

What title would you give this fic?

The weirdest, most discusting fic in the world.

15. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGH!

17) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

NO!

18) What might ten scream at a moment of great kissing?

RONALD!

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on one?

I solemly swere that I am up to no good.

20) (2) (1), (7), (6) and (11) are playing Truth or Dare. (6) asks (7), and (7) says Truth. (6) asks who (7) loves, and (7), confessed their true love with (1). (1) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (2). (7) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (11) while (2) and (1) run into the sunset together. However, (3) is secretly in love with (11), and become so jealous of (7), who, after the comfort from (11) becomes in a relationship with (11), and so (3) decides to murder (7), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (12) and is sent to prison, allowing (7) and (11) to continued their relationship.But (3) falls in love with (12) and (12) does too.

George, Sirius, Neville, Tonks, and Voldemort are playing Truth or Dare. Tonks asks Neville, and Neville says Truth. Tonks asks who Neville loves, and Neville, confessed their true love with Sirius. Sirius does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with George. Neville is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in Voldemort while and Sirius and George run into the sunset together. However, Fred is secretly in love with Voldemort, and become so jealous of Neville, who, after the comfort from Voldy becomes in a relationship with Voldy, and so Fred decides to murder Neville, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Draco and is sent to prison, allowing Neville and Voldy to continued their relationship. But Fred falls in love with Draco and Draco does too.