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Holiday Bedlam by crinklescofftrip reviews
Civilian holidays are silly little things, all packed with traditions and noise. Particularly noise, where the Akatsuki is concerned. KisaIta WARNING, SOME MATURE CONTENT.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 67,055 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/6/2017 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara, Kisame H., Akatsuki - Complete
Enterprise High by cable69 reviews
A ST: XI high school AU, being multiple chapters and of great length, depth, characterization, and other positive qualities. K/S, eventually.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 228,950 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 12/7/2015 - Published: 6/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Show Me We're Alive by KTT2123 reviews
Spencer is hurt in the field, an injury that could have easily led to his death. So what Spencer and Derek need most is to affirm that they are alive. Cue in intense and loud life-affirming sex. The morning after they'll both realize that everyone and their uncle overheard them! Slash! PART NINE of He's the One That I Want Verse.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 1/26/2015 - [D. Morgan, S. Reid] - Complete
Christmas in a Pink Sweater by Tubular Fox reviews
It's Christmas, and the Enterprise has shore leave on Earth. Jim decides to take Spock back to Iowa with him to spend the holidays with his family. K/S slash - Chapters 1-14 are the finished fic. 15 and up will be one-shots set in the same universe.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,147 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 8/12/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Warm and Fuzzies by Danzinora Switch reviews
Written for Minecraft Guardiansaiyan. Incorporates all suggestions made into K/S/M friendship during shore leave. Fluff with hugs, hot chocolate, alcohol, a little H/C, and did I mention 3-way mind melds? Plot: Kirk and McCoy teach Spock about imagination. No slash. Reviews optional, but appreciated!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Try by rekichi reviews
An innocent conversation with Naruto helps Sasuke uncover his own hidden feelings for the only other Sharingan-user in the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Two's Company by PirateTurtle4 reviews
It all started when Spock offered to keep him company during shore leave...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,349 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 7/22/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Thrusters on Full by ValorRose reviews
You’ve seen the movie right, at the end when “everyone” is there to see Kirk become captain of the Enterprise, there is one very important character missing. Truly this is just smut, their really is no plot to speak of. Warning: Slash Spock/Kirk, Rated:M
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
A delicacy by Keep.Film.Alive reviews
In which Charles is the most delicious treat Erik's ever recieved.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
New Beginnings by Nuwanda reviews
After the events of the Abbington Gala, Clint and Tony try to hammer out the details of their new relationship. Established relationship, Tony Stark/Clint Barton.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Stark With a Drink, End With a Kiss by Nuwanda reviews
Sequel to "The Text That Began It All". Clint shows up at Tony's house with pizza and a movie, and secret plans for the evening ahead. Little does he know that he's out to get far more than he bargained for. Tony/Clint.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,770 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Take My Pulse and Hose Me Down, Heart's on Fire by serenelystrange reviews
Just a little fluffy ficlet. Established relationship. Morning schmoopiness. Coulson being Coulson. Tony/Bruce, Coulson, Fury. Title taken from the song "Heart on Fire" by Scars on 45. Hope you like! Feedback is love, and always appreciated, : And please sign in so I can reply and say TY, lol.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Curiosity by serenelystrange reviews
In which Clint's curiosity gets the better of him, Bruce and Tony are Science!Bros, and Steve may or may not be having a Big Gay Crisis. Written because even though I love me some science!boyfriends, I have love for Tony/Steve, too. Clint/Natasha in their way , Tony/Steve, Bruce, Thor, Fury, Coulson. Clint POV. Please don't hate it, :D Feedback is love, and always appreciated.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Red Against White by Determamfidd reviews
So Tony was just having a bit of fun with, you know, maybe about 3% revenge incorporated . Secrets are good to know, yeah? And Banner's been holding out on them, keeping these military lab sessions to himself. -TWs, language, science boyfriends-
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,667 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 81 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Improbable by serenelystrange reviews
Suga Bee requested Tony and Bruce bonding over a baby or child. So, this happened. When a baby is abandoned at Tony's door, it doesn't quite turn out like he planned. But maybe that's OK. Hope you like! :-D Reviews are greatly appreciated. M for vague sexual references.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
That Time Bruce Banner Became a Cat by serenelystrange reviews
Written for my friend Sage. She wanted one of the Avengers turning into an animal. So, we have Banner as a kitten. A giant, adorable kitten. Hope you like, :D Tony/Bruce Steve, Clint, Natasha, Coulson. Uhh, spoilers for the movie, I guess. Anyway. Feedback is love, and always appreciated. Title is uninspired, but eh, I'm sleepy.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Slumber Party by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
It's not a slumber party. No, really.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Rashomon Effect by et.in.arkadia reviews
Bruce's talk with Clint goes pretty well. Clint has seen it coming for a while, has been reading the writing on the wall, so he smiles with forced ease that says he's seen it coming, and he says it's all cool. Up and across Stark Tower Tony's conversation with Steve is going differently.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,876 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Glamour Problems by Nuwanda reviews
An unexpected piece of mail creates unforeseen complications. Fortunately, problems aren't always hard to solve. Established relationship, Tony/Clint. First chapter in text format, second chapter in story format.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
On Pillows by lotus-brody reviews
In which Tony wants a pillow, and Bruce is sneaky. Tony/Bruce, slash, M just in case. A bit of fluff. A short little one-shot.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Unintentional by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
For such geniuses, they're pretty clueless.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,258 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 119 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Adventures in Science by Nuwanda reviews
Whatever Tony Stark wants, Tony Stark gets, one way or another. Clint should really learn to turn his phone off. Established relationship, Tony/Clint, text format, second chapter in story format.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Perks of Gardening by lotus-brody reviews
Bruce gets Tony to help him in his rooftop garden. Certain Things follow. Tony/Bruce
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Uniforms, Quinjets, and Hide and Go Seek by Nuwanda reviews
What do Bulgaria, SHIELD uniforms, Tony Stark, Hide and Go Seek, and quinjets all have in common? Clint Barton. Established relationship, Tony/Clint. Text format, chapter 2 to be in story format.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Fangirl by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
He wasn't kidding when he told the doctor he was a big fan, and he honestly doesn't understand why everybody else isn't, either.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 157 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Monsters by lotus-brody reviews
Bruce is trying to leave, and Tony is trying to convince him to stay. Tony/Bruce
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Dancing In The Minefields by LxIsxJustice reviews
"Are you serious, Tony?" Bruce quirked a brow, not bothering to hide the wide grin that just got wider when Tony did a little shimmy up to him. "This is going to make me relax?" Tony/Bruce.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
He Who Laughs Last by fifthofnovember reviews
You're going to ask me if getting breakfast with you is weird? Rated M for the usual reason.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
King Of Anything by LxIsxJustice reviews
"He was a 'mate for life' kind of person, and he knew all of this was pointless. He had already met his match, and now it was just a matter of time before he dropped the charade and attempted the impossible." Tony/Bruce
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
I don't want them like I want you by et.in.arkadia reviews
These days it seems like practically everyone has had a go at Bruce. Practically everyone.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,109 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
As Long as You Follow by fifthofnovember reviews
Tony gets an unexpected visitor. As always, rated M for the usual reason.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Elemental Mentality by LxIsxJustice reviews
In which Tony is evil, Bruce is diabolical, and the other Avengers will pay! "—and iodine and thorium and thulium and thalium." Everyone grits their teeth. That…is their least favorite part. Pure crack. Tony/Bruce. Rated for nerdy innuendo.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Pierced by AKA Bombshell reviews
A minor accident brings Steve & Clint closer together. SLASH! Rated M for strong adult concepts, language and raunchy manlove- it's a HARD M or more. Movieverse. Oneshot. Please R&R!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
But Who's Counting by fifthofnovember reviews
Never underestimate a nerd. Explicit, if the M rating didn't tip you off.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
If I Could Prove A Theory by LxIsxJustice reviews
"I think you'll find that I do, Bruce. I can make a pretty long list of things that will prove that theory, too." A Stark Party, gambling Avengers, a heartsick doctor and a genius-billionaire-playboy-philanthropist in action. Tony/Bruce Rated for lovin'.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
44 Times Bruce Banner Has Sex With Tony Stark by et.in.arkadia reviews
The first time it's a lab accident.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 75 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Identical Opposites by fifthofnovember reviews
There is something just understood between Bruce and Tony, that doesn't need to be said. Explicit, if the M rating didn't tip you off.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Problem With Spells by CertifiedOtaku593 reviews
Loki is trying out a new spell when it earns some...unexpected results. -cat ears!Loki- ThorLoki! SOON TO BE A TWO-SHOT
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Tickle me like one of your asgardian maids by Wixi reviews
Prompt filled from norsekink: "When they were young, Thor and Loki got into spats all the time. And unless they were actually training, Thor never wanted to actually hurt his little brother; so he would tickle Loki to subdue him ... ..but Loki LIKES it.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Trouble Afoot by Dizzo reviews
Sam has issues with a certain aspect of Dean's personal hygiene. This started life tonight as an EO challenge story for Vanessa Sgroi's birthday, but I liked the concept so much I decided to give up on 100 words and turn it into a one-shot instead.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
run and run as the rain comes by scarlettblush reviews
The one where Charles and Erik are gayed up and raising four unruly teenagers. Except they don't realise it yet. Takes place during the training period.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X
Just one night by SakuraAi17 reviews
Just one night in the bar might lead to something more than either of them wanted to admit it could lead to. In the end... lets just give into it. Erik/Charles. PS: This is my first story to be uploaded anywhere. xD
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Due South by Kuro49 reviews
Drabble. Erik/Charles. Erik is a gentleman when Charles attempts a seduction technique that involves philosophy. And of course, someone gets down on their knees.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
come as you are by scarlettblush reviews
Hospital AU. The one where Charles unknowingly woos a coma patient with Pride and Prejudice. Years later, they meet again.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,216 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Strobelight Serenade by panicandstartariot reviews
Movieverse: The Avengers are shanghaied into chaperoning a prom. Steve can't handle teens, Natasha loves LMFAO, Bruce has a minion, Thor's lost his shoes, Clint's a hipster, and Tony's going to fix everything with the Macarena. Steve/Tony if you squint.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Anthony S. - Complete
Confessions and Promises by Twilight684 reviews
Charles wakes up in the middle of the night and accidentally ends up in Erik's room, though the metal-bender's not too upset about it. ErikxCharles oneshot.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/14/2012 - [Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X] - Complete
Doing It Right, Not Over Doing It by Keep.Film.Alive reviews
Tony feels the need to remark on the scratches that line Phil's back in the locker room. Clint's not sick today. Tony's positive of it.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
in the moonlight, on a joyride by scarlettblush reviews
Charles is the young librarian and Erik is the college student who is completely besotted with him. XMFC. Librarian AU.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,196 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Hello, My Little Sister by velonicaSushi reviews
Loki crossdresses as a schoolgirl to seduce Thor.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
A Sin with No Name by Loki's-Phantom-x reviews
Thor realises he cannot resist him. Thor/Loki; pseudo-incest; smut; swears. R&R, x.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Fools Rush In by LoveSupreme reviews
AU: Erik runs a cafe on the edge of campus, and accidentally starts semi-stalking a chipper brunet who walks past every day on the way to university.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 88,130 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Not Your Mother's HC by Spirit Bagle of Death reviews
September, 1966. Charles has a bad day. And then there's phone sex. Dialogue-only fic. Rated for graphic shenanigans, mentions of ableism, and language.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Fatal Distraction by Grim Lupine reviews
Modern-day AU: Raven is Charles's older sister, Erik is her best friend, and Charles is in love. /CharlesErik/ /RavenAngel/
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,083 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Little Wonders by ToDifferentToBeReal reviews
Erik finds a baby abandoned in an alley.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
In the Dark of the Night in Asgard by Queen.Of.Ferelden14 reviews
Thor is now king but has developed slight insomnia. Loki has just the plan to cure the king. SLASH SMUT. Rate/Review
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Candy Canes by Queen.Of.Ferelden14 reviews
Loki has acquired a taste for human candy that Thor could use to his advantage. M/M, Slash, Thor/Loki
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Axes and Integers and Realizing You Love Someone by twelvedaysnorthofhopeless reviews
Erik is avoiding Charles. Charles thinks it's because he hates him. Raven thinks it's because he's an idiot.
x-men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,821 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Complete
Done to a T by ToDifferentToBeReal reviews
An X-Men First Class AU in which Erik owns a restaurant. Written for a prompt at lj 1stclass-kink.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,531 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
5 Times Charles Fanboyed Over a Mutant's Power by ice illuser reviews
...and Erik went WTF 1 time they were just used to it . Or Raven's continuing quest to chronicle life in the Xavier-Lehnsherr Academy. Erik/Charles
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,338 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Photography by EloraVashara reviews
"Erik wasn't entirely sure as to how he'd come to be in this position, but he wasn't about to complain." XMFC, Erik/Charles, fluff, slash. Set during the training montage at the mansion.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Moira's Despair by Askevron reviews
Erik/Charles Authors note -The X-men first class movie has led to this story...If you have not seen the film - what are you waiting for? Warning for spoilers - AU to the movie ending beach scene occur's here only in Moira's mind .
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,633 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Molten by RestlessPuppy reviews
FIRST CLASS. Charles experiments with a new toy that just so happens to be made from metal. Erik notices. Charles/Erik
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Once More With Feeling by ice illuser reviews
"Charles, you have to go find Erik! And sing with him! Or else we're going to have to go through that whole song-and-dance routine again!"
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
One Shots by cable69 reviews
A collection of unrelated one-shots. Each chapter is a short story.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,225 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009
Laughter as an Aphrodisiac by Unforgotten reviews
Erik teases Charles in bed; hilarity ensues. Based on X-Men: First Class.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Risk It by It's Rayning reviews
Charles finds Erik though telepathy, using Raven's body. PWP. Based off X-Men: First Class.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Unfortunate Accident by Contort reviews
A moment of passion, the Captain's chair, and an accidental button-pushing. K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Bits and Pieces of the Action by Loethlin reviews
Snippets, mostly highlighting Kirk and Spock's relationship or moments in their and/or the Enterprise's crew's lives. Beware of varying amounts of crack, slash, TOS and Abramverse mix, no chronology, pop culture reference and cliche play.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Riverside by Layla-V reviews
K/S: Jim invites Spock to join him at his family home during Enterprise's return to Earth during holidays, where his mother unexpectedly shows up. Things have never been easy between the two of them and now Spock is caught in the middle.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,512 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/12/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Looking Ahead in the Primary Ed 'Verse by Caera1996 reviews
A future scene of Jim and Bones being very domestic. Then while they're together, Bones is finally able to get past his history and just revel in Jim's attention.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/5/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Ficlet Collection by zephtastic reviews
A collection of zephtastic's ficlets and drabbles. Has Kirk/McCoy, gen, and strong themes. ENJOY
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 14,159 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
A Bump in the Night by DB2020 reviews
When Halloween coincides with shore leave on Earth, Kirk's husband and son indulge his illogical love of the holiday. Come nightfall, things that go bump in the night have Kirk on alert. Someone's following him. Warning: Mature content.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,262 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Scaring your best friend is just plain evil by Ine2411 reviews
Kirk/Bones. MATURE. It's Halloween and Kirk wants to scare someone. Oneshot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
That Would Be Illogical by Peachly reviews
K/S Series of lighthearted, sexy fluff. "Of course this is not the first illogical action I have ever participated in because of James Tiberius Kirk. I doubt it will be the last."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,826 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Portrait of a Scientist by Peachly reviews
KS Artist AU. A chance meeting with Jim, a struggling artist, will cause Spock, a practical Vulcan scientist at the VSA, to stumble into something he didn't know he needed.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,550 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk
It's Just a Fat Shirt by LadyPoetry reviews
In which the Fabulous Green Shirt makes an appearance and Spock is slightly less than logical. Spirk, M/M, , mostly just cute.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Mine by KeeblerGirl1208 reviews
James has been caught flirting. Again. So it's Spock's duty to show the young Captain who he really belongs to. ::Possessive!Spock:: K/S. Very Mature.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 93 - Published: 10/8/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Crew of USS Enterprise on SpaceBook by LyricalTorrent reviews
Complete nonsense. Inspired by "Hamlet on FaceBook." Google it. "Routine Things" is up. K/S. Nothing overt.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,743 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Middle by cable69 reviews
Spock is walking down a street. K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,968 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Colored Triangles by Peachly reviews
A fluffy moment of Chris helping Jim with his commendation pins before a Starfleet formal party.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2010 - C. Pike, J. Kirk - Complete
Brown Eyed Boy by Silas Dark reviews
Jim has a dirty little secret that only McCoy knows about. Or, he was the only one who knew about it. / McKirk Slash. COMPLETE!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
26 by LyricalTorrent reviews
Random thoughts on Enterprise Crew - no plot. Final chapter is posted. It's been fun!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 17,987 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Mixtape by OtakuLibra reviews
In which I put my iPod on shuffle, give myself a 300-word limit, and see what kind of Spork-y drabble-ness results. IT'S DONE. LAST CHAPTER UP NOW.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 18,942 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Union Amongst Three, Plathau svi'rehek by Lhflu reviews
Story 3 of 3. Sequel to Dahsaya vi'rehek. McCoy is faced with the strangest decision of his life: Marry both Jim and Spock, or risk losing them both. Slash, K/S/Mc.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,031 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
The Hot by TheProblematique reviews
Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,522 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 101 - Published: 5/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
He Went to Jared? by afreezingnote reviews
I think the title kind of gives it away. A little bit of shore leave fun. Kirk/McCoy slash. SURPRISE! update. Actually, I now believe there will be at least two more chapters. This changed a lot in my head. I hope you still like it!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Promise Me by Hinata888 reviews
Promise me you won't tell anyone." His voice whispered in my ear as all I could do was hold him tightly as the rain fell down upon us. I loved him. I loved this boy. KisaxIta AU M for future lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,202 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Diamond in the Rough by Peachly reviews
The story of Aladdin superimposed with our favorite crew. Based mainly on the Disney version, but also others. Not as stupid as it sounds. Promise. Kirk/Spock slash!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Dahsaya vi'rehek, Division into Three by Lhflu reviews
Story 2 of 3, sequel to Y'Eros. The bond split into three. Jim tried to convince McCoy they needed him, but blew it. How is Spock going to clean up this mess. K/S/Mc, Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,020 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/3/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Assimilation by zyll10 reviews
As the Vulcans rebuild their lives on Pomonus, danger in the form of a Borg cube approaches. Uhura faces her demons, Spock and Jim hold fast to each other, and redemption is proven possible in more ways than one. #3 in "First Contact" series.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,386 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Absolutely Awesome Advisor by T'Pinto reviews
An advice column which also appears in The Enterprise Enterprise on Live Journal. Crew members anonymously write in for advice and the AWESOME Advisor gives them the most awesome advice in the universe - cuz he's that awesome! def. some k/s. Ongoing...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,015 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - J. Kirk
Two Glaring Peas in a Pod by graceandfire reviews
Baby Joanna visits her daddy on the Enterprise. Let's just say like father, like daughter. "The cherubic faced baby with the stubby little pony tail was glaring at him." Rated for swearing. Gen.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Well I Didn't See That Coming by cable69 reviews
Kirk said, -I think I'm in love with you,- and then, -Oh, f-.- A complete one-shot. K/S. Warning: hilarious.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/25/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
My Porcelain Murder by IllusionOfAghony reviews
I found him, He saved me, He is my friend, He is my sanity. A Kisame Itachi story. After saving a young ninja Kisame soon finds that the young murder, Itachi Uchiha know nothing about life other than being a ninja and how to take anothers life. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,410 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Jealousy by Kili Boston reviews
Spock does not consider himself a jealous man, except when it comes to himself.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Make It Pay by mrasaki reviews
“Why’re you so fixated on this?” Jim says, frustration rasping harsh in the back of his throat. Warning: glasses!kink. -Kirk/McCoy-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Labels by Acherona reviews
James T. Kirk was a lot of different things to a lot of different people but what defines a man and who is it that really matters?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/9/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Five times Spock did something illogical by All-Knowing Alien 2 reviews
...and the one time he didn’t but was thought to . No idea if this has been done before. Dedicated to Peachly, who inspired this somewhat. K/S, people, and I don't own StarTrek, so make me feel better and review.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Frenemy by mrasaki reviews
It’s kind of sort of not really his fault. Zach just has the keen eyes of a fashionista and the big blabber mouth to rival Joan Rivers. RPS, Karl Urban/Chris Pine If you don't know what RPS is, don't read
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Complete
Common Ground by exiled mind reviews
Leonard McCoy and Winona Kirk share an understanding when it comes to James T Kirk and his habits. A ficlet from Bridge2sickbay drabble community.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/7/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Opening by Sphynx reviews
If you beat that test tomorrow, I'll take you on a date." Because luck continued to be on the side of James T. Kirk, the kid beat that damned test. Jim/McCoy, Sequel to Breakthru
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,500 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Hot Blooded Doctor's Orders by Alphabet Face reviews
Jim has to go in for his yearly physical that he's been avoiding like the plague...things ensue. Jones, McKirk, JimxBones. Complete oneshot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/27/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Breakthru by Sphynx reviews
It's the morning after, and Leonard is already starting to have concerns . . . Sequel to Contact
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk
Brain Tribbles by Fitful Fantasy
A collection of snippets and one-shots. Ratings, pairings, and warnings will vary.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Contact by Sphynx reviews
I think we should have sex." Leonard McCoy has to wonder when Jim Kirk is going to stop surprising him. Bones/Kirk
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
You Can't Be Serious by Andalusia25 reviews
These are 25 Drabbles from Bones’ POV as he takes care of the *young* and *lively* crew of the Enterprise.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/22/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Unfair Advantage by exiled mind reviews
Kirk knows how to push McCoy's buttons and he doesn't play fair. A ficlet from Bridge2sickbay drabble community.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Exploration by exiled mind reviews
Spock is, at root, a scientist. Leonard finds this works to his advantage. A ficlet from Bridge2sickbay drabble community.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/21/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Dependable by exiled mind reviews
Jim knows he can turn to Bones in any situation. A ficlet from Bridge2sickbay drabble community.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Set Phasers to Fun, Ensign! by Aislin30a reviews
A collection of mostly humorous little fics written for Ship Wars. "Blue Shirts are BAMFs" was one of these fics but was so long I posted it separately. These involve most of the crew but are usually told from Kirk or McCoy's POV. Overall rating is T.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/20/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Sex Kitten by Peachly reviews
Jim finds out that when Spock is drunk on chocolate, he acts like a kitty. Not too smutty.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Home is on the Surface by Lyrical-Escapades reviews
Jim was used to him drinking. But he wasnt used to.... well, read on and find out.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Y'Eros by Lhflu reviews
What do you do when your husband tells you he needs a second spouse? Slash, K/S/Mc. Story 1 of 3.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,823 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Aqua Libra by mrasaki reviews
No wonder Jim had been a delinquent, he thinks as they ramble, shading his eyes against the glaring sun. If Leonard had grown up here, he’d have gone a little stir-crazy too. -Kirk/McCoy-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/15/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Under My Skin by exiled mind reviews
Some people are worth all the effort. Bones is one of them. A ficlet from Bridge2sickbay drabble community.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Vulcan Face by Yami's Aibou reviews
In which Spock and McCoy lose a bet to Kirk, Scotty and Uhura. What do they have to do? Sing Lady GaGa in front of the whole crew. Imagine their surprise when McCoy and Spock make an entire routine in secret and premier it to everyone, and it's amazing.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Chocolate Coated Captain by Maranni123 reviews
When someone replaces Jim's body wash with special "lovers edition" chocolate scented soap, it drives a certain First Officer to his breaking point. K/S. Rated T but with some hints of sexual acts.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Oatmeal No Raisins by LyricalTorrent reviews
When the Captain is injured on an away mission, a discolated jaw prevents him from talking while it heals. What happens while he is out of commission? Thankfully he has Spock to help him. Ch 5 is up. K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,749 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Heat of Love by NoOneShallKnow reviews
Jim can’t understand the weight of the heat he has started feeling around his First Officer... Credit for the title goes to GothicCheshire!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/13/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Positions by Leafy365 reviews
Slash. Kirk/Spock. How Jim's and Spock's first time might have gone. Not PWP despite the summary. First time fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Belief in Angels by OtakuLibra reviews
In which Spock believes he is about to die, and what happens when he doesn't.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Illogical by SheWroteTheWords reviews
Spock thinks about Jim - one-shot
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
That Boy is a Monster by TheProblematique reviews
If you say "That is illogical, Captain" one more time, I am going to punch you in the face.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/12/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Vulcan Spirit Cheerleaders! by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
Kirk can't beat Spock at 3-D chess, so he arranges a diversion. Sulu and Chekov serve as the Trek version of the hyper Spartan Cheerleaders during their chess match! Will Spock fall for it? CRACK FIC. K/S. Sulu/Chekov
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Haus Of Trëc by letodian-peony reviews
A collection of pieces based on the songs of Lady GaGa! She is strangely inspiring. Some will be angst-ridden, some romantic, some fluffy, it all depends on the song! Ratings vary on chapter. Slash, K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,856 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A HandKnit Sweater by Of Glorious Plumage reviews
The five times Kirk borrowed one of Spock's sweaters and the one time he repaid the favors. Rated for language. Slashy K/S pre-slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/10/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Blank, My A by Peachly reviews
Five times McCoy said "'blank', my a**" to Jim and one time Jim said it back.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 69 - Published: 2/10/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk
Disapproval by Avalon's Minstrel reviews
Jim and Bones are roommates at the Academy. At the bar after an argument, Jim gets jealous when he sees Bones getting hit on, and decides to prove a point. M for language and rough sex. Complete!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/8/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Blue Rings on Flesh by AskMe reviews
Kirk, Drugs, Random Blue Aliens, Spock. FUN. Spirk, RandomBlueAliens/Kirk on stxi kink meme somewhere
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Not That It's Any of Your Damn Business by InnocentGuilt reviews
Bones has fifty secrets and Jim is all too happy to keep them. Slash, mentions of several other characters, part of the Butterfly Series and goes hand in hand with Just Between You and Me. Hope you like it!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/5/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
If By Bad, You Mean by bookdragon01 reviews
Humor/Parody inspired by a line in Phineas & Ferb that was clearly just meant for Dr. McCoy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,988 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Player Played by Penbrydd reviews
Jim Kirk is in love with his first officer, but everyone hits on Spock, except him. What happens when he's finally had enough of just watching?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/4/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
This Rebellious Nature by Keelywolfe reviews
Sarek takes a teenaged Spock with him on an Ambassadorial trip to Earth. This does not work out the way a father might hope. Spock/Kirk slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,925 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
Most Illogical by yukiislikesnow reviews
5 times Spock thought something was entirely logical and the 1 time he decided it was perfectly logical.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
If There Is No Crime by Uozumi reviews
Spock notices McCoy has been acting oddly disengaging for the past eight days. Kirk sheds some light on this.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
That Backrub Scene by TheProblematique reviews
Also known as the scene which conclusively proves that Kirk/Spock is canon. Rebooted and rewritten with much fluff for all.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/4/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Challenge With Changelings by WeBeOSM reviews
When a suspicious Dr. is beamed aboard the Enterprise and injects Spock with a pon farr inducing drug, feelings between Captain and Commander come to light in a fierce way. Spirk slash, has elements of TOS and 2009 film
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Sunday Afternoon by mrasaki reviews
Chris Pine had some weird quirks. Warning: RPS. -Karl Urban/Chris Pine-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Complete
Hot and Uncontrolled by LyricalTorrent reviews
Written for prompt 3 on livejournal ship wars: Porn. PWP. K/S in case I need to add that. Did I mention porn? Yep - that's about it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/2/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
One Night Stands by yukiislikesnow reviews
Jim is not a manwhore, he is appreciative of unusual sexual experiences. These are some of those.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Calling in a Favor by yukiislikesnow reviews
Spock owes Bones a favor and he's found the perfect time to call it in. Featuring Joanna and Jim. Kirk/Spock but only at the very end. It's more about the favor Bones calls in. Spock POV, humorous story.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
I forgot how to cry by Dana Norram reviews
Sex was nothing like love. // SLASH // SuluxChekov // FICLET
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2010 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
A collection of three by Shadowed Tigress reviews
a Oneshot giftfic for the Blackdragon Queen, who requested a McSpirk in the Medbay. Now this isn't quite what she had in mind, but still pretty good!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Causality by McStories reviews
Follow-up to The Gap Between - Pavel is eighteen tonight, and celebrations are had by all. Explicit slash, be warned.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,091 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/28/2010 - P. Chekov, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Space Clap by dftreaper reviews
Five times Jim Kirk gets a space STD and one time he doesn't. Jim/Bones.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,029 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Dance with Somebody by Lady Talla-doe reviews
It was always like this with them; as franticly passionate as the first time; stolen moments of passion admist chaos. Spock/Kirk PWP.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/26/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Possessive Pronoun by TheProblematique reviews
Or "That Which Belongs To Me". One, simple word, burning bright in his mind as though someone had carved it there with a hot poker, wouldn't let him think about anything else. It echoed loudly in his head… not yours… "Don't touch him." He snarled.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 125 - Published: 1/24/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Playing Yenta by vlbuehle reviews
Regs don’t permit fraternizations, so to counteract his boredom, Jim plays matchmaker for everyone else. Bones notices, likes this mature and thoughtful Jim and convinces him to break the rule.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,952 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/23/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Enterprise Apartments by Miss M Cricket reviews
He didn’t quite realise what that meant until after the papers were signed and he was given a timeframe of a few days to gather his remaining belongings and get out of what had once been their, and was now her, house. Reboot AU!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Vaccine Side Effects by Estra reviews
/slash/It was time for the yearly human vaccine shot that was given out to everyone that was human , and Pavel was a bit nervous. But with aid from the after effects of the vaccine and both Jim and Bones there, he's bound to get over it. Bones/Kirk/Pavel
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2010 - J. Kirk, P. Chekov - Complete
Take Me There by dftreaper reviews
A fluffy Jim/Bones to the song "Take Me There" by Rascal Flatts.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
The Chase by ED of Oblivion reviews
Written for LJ’s STXI Kink Meme. When Pon Farr strikes, Kirk uses it to his advantage and leads Spock on a wild chase throughout the Enterprise. An unimpressed McCoy is caught in the middle of it all. Kirk/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,728 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 155 - Published: 1/18/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Stillness by graceandfire reviews
Jim/Bones. It's not something Jim can say. But he can show. A schmoopy, slightly angsty ficlet. Warnings for swearing and sex.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Lockdown by HazardTape reviews
A mysterious contaminant puts the ship in emergency lockdown, and the bridge crew start taking a more than friendly interest in each other. As the crew's reactions reach critical mass, the actual cause of the uproar is revealed. M for a reason. Srsly.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,976 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
I Don't Know's On 3rd 5 & 1 by LyricalTorrent reviews
5 things Jim Kirk learned about Spock and 1 he already knew. Chapter 2 is up - 5 things Spock learned about Jim and 1 he already knew. K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,689 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Touch of Evil by Tigryphon reviews
Spock finds his mind has become filled with images, fantasies, rendering his meditations useless. He is unable to concentrate, and must find a release for these... urges. A short song fic, my first, and my first Star Trek fic. I welcome criticism!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Feline Way by Silas Dark reviews
Spock is turned into a cat after visiting an alien planet! Featuring: Kitty!Spock! Rated for low to occasional minor language. Slow building Kirk/Spock. COMPLETE!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,333 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Against All Odds by Phoenix2063 reviews
Kirk, Spock, rock. For four hours.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
For you I will wake by TheProblematique reviews
Jim and Spock are tired and in denial of hearing rumours about their alleged secret burning passionate love for each other. So they decide to take action. Because the rumours are Wrong. Really.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,200 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
In the Name of Glove by Peachly reviews
K/S Jim gives Spock a pair of fur-lined gloves to wear on a diplomatic mission. What happens when the fur does more to Spock's hands than keep them warm? Shoot-off from 'That Would Be Illogical'. You asked for it; I wrote it. bottom!Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Protocol by exiled mind reviews
Scotty causes trouble and Jim bails him out. A ficlet from Bridge2sickbay drabble community. This week's theme: resolutions.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2010 - J. Kirk, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Dangerous Ideas by exiled mind reviews
Chekov and Scotty conspire. A ficlet from Bridge2sickbay drabble community. This week's theme: resolutions.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2010 - P. Chekov, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Passion by Silas Dark reviews
Based off the Passion Meme by Kerchan. Established Kirk/McCoy. Fluffy mostly. In total, 4 snippets of Kirk/McCoy - Holding Hands, Hugging, Kissing, Sleeping. Enjoy! COMPLETE!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Sing Do Wah Diddy by Silas Dark reviews
No one can stump Spock! There is no riddle, no brainteaser, no tongue-twister that Spock can't beat. However, this was before a certain James T. Kirk stepped up to the challenge! One-Shot. COMPLETE!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Tis the Season by exiled mind reviews
Accountant AU. Bones is crankier than normal this Christmas Eve and Jim knows why.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/6/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Whiteish Christmas by exiled mind reviews
Jim celebrates the Christmas season with Bones & his daughter Joanna, and manages to pass on a tradition of his own...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/6/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
A Week of Seduction by believeinsherlock221B reviews
Kirk thinks Spock's been trying to seduce him all week. And boy did it work.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/6/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Running with Scissors by mrasaki reviews
Days like this, he hates being on any planet with Jim Kirk, because Jim has just the sort of dismal luck that likes company. -Spock/McCoy, Kirk/McCoy, Kirk/McCoy/Spock-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,021 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/6/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Four Times Kirk Wasn’t Embarrassed by MuseDePandora reviews
... And The One Time He Was. Spock/Kirk. Mention Spock/Uhura.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow by Titania Took reviews
It was the 16th of December, and Captain James T. Kirk had an Idea. It is now snowing. On the Starship Enterprise. Various snowy fun ensues. Now reposted, with spellcheck!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
I Feel Fine! by OpiumPoppy reviews
Drabble oneshot. Kirk feels fine. XD
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/4/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Pigeonproofing by Penbrydd reviews
Due to a transporter malfunction, Kirk has been turned into a pigeon, and in typical pigeon fashion, he's out to mark his territory. Spock objects, with Scotty's assistance. -100% crack!-
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Spock, M. Scott - Complete
I Just Telepathically Did The Entire Crew? by Chuckney reviews
Kirk has important information that needs to be briefed to his senior crew and convinces Spock to do it via projected mindmeld. Something goes wrong and images of Kirk in sexual situations are projected: extreme awkwardness ensues, but not on Kirk's part.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Confectionery by Chuckney reviews
Kirk/Spock, established relatioship. The pair are exploring various domestic tropes in search of domestic bliss, and decide to bake a cake together. However, Jim's terribly cooking skills mean they meet a sticky end. With icing, that is.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Just Between You and Me by InnocentGuilt reviews
There are many secrets to Jim Kirk. Bones keeps fifty of them all to himself. Slash, mentions of sex, lost of randomness. Part of the Butterfly Verse. Hope you like!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,966 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/3/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
We Can Has Victory by Chuckney reviews
In a universe in which Standard has replaced with the language of lolcatz, the Enterprise comes under attack from Klingons - over 9000, to be precise. A good ground knowledge of Internet memes is useful for reading!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Hate Is An Awfully Strong Word 5 & 1 by LyricalTorrent reviews
5 things Dr. McCoy really really hates and 1 he really really loves. My first ever K/Mc story. Sex is involved/described/present.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2010 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Ears by Casteline reviews
Jim's a little drunk, and he might just like Spock's ears a little too much... mild K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Birthdays and Couches by Fernsfairie reviews
The code was quickly entered into the door panel. Seconds later, two mouths mashed together and their tongues fought for dominance. Kirk/Spock K/S Lemon Warning: coarse language, established relationship, slash, control, a slap-dash pwp drabble.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Twenty Sporks Went Dancing By by Fernsfairie reviews
Twenty drabbles written within the space of songs. The pairing is Kirk/Spock, or Spork, explaining the title. Some are fluffy, some are angsty, and one contains a pole dancing club. Rated M for language and the occasional mature theme.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
April Fools by exiled mind reviews
A ficlet from Bridge2sickbay drabble community in which you have 20 minutes to write from a chosen prompt.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2009 - J. Kirk, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Carrots by Anneka Neko reviews
ONESHOT. "Run, Spock! They're almost out of carrots!" Spock had long since given up analyzing the subtextual implications of Kirk's love for a vegetable approximately the length and width of an erect human phallus. SLASH. Kirk/Spock. Innuendo.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Playlist Project by YourPhoenixTears reviews
Series of ten drabbles revolving around Jim Kirk and Leonard McCoy. Kirk/bones Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Illuminate by Jaylee1 reviews
The first time he had met Spock, the younger, he had wanted to punch his lights out.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/29/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Flashes in Life by Rhea1305 reviews
10 little moments from the Kirk/McCoy relationship. Rated for language.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
And Always Shall Be by Casteline reviews
10 Kirk/Spock drabbles. Enjoy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Blue with Painted Starships by dr pepper upper reviews
He sways you to the beat of the song and it registers in your mind that you are dancing on your father’s grave, and then you laugh because he’s probably getting a kick out of it up there in Heaven.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
I probably shouldn't have touched that by vahanian reviews
This is a five and one story about five times Jim Kirk touched something he shouldn't have and one time he didn't. Rated T just to be safe. Please R&R.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,904 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/26/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Permission to Speak Freely by eldritchhorrors reviews
Bones has no truck with the holidays, so Jim introduces him to a new one, with one key feature: The Airing of the Grievances. Bones. Airing his grievances. Jim knew this Festivus would be EPIC. Kirk/McCoy
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,829 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Spectacles by TheProblematique reviews
The Captain is wearing spectacles. There is likely a justified reason for him to be. I do not know that reason, yet I do not feel the desire for said knowledge is powerful enough to distract me from the fact that... the Captain is wearing spectacles.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
I'll Be Home for Christmas by sillynekorobs reviews
Kirk invites his favorite doctor and his favorite Vulcan home to Iowa for holiday shore leave. Cookies, kittens, friendships, and festive mishaps abound! Some Kirk/Bones, and Spock being painfully logical.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/23/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Curiously Botanical by mrasaki reviews
Jim knew, from the moment Bones opened his mouth, that Bones was going to say that this was an incredibly, horribly bad idea, and insert the word 'goddammit' at least twice. Christmas fic. -Kirk/McCoy-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,781 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/23/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Santa's Helper by graceandfire reviews
Jim finds out Bones is playing Santa for the kids at the hospital. Naturally, it's Jim's job to tease him about it. Jim/Bones slash. Warnings for swearing and sexy talk but, really, it's the overdose of fluff and cuteness you need to watch out for.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Star Trek The Christmas Musical by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
COMPLETE! The Enterprise crew celebrates the season through song. Lulz commence. Chapter 8 - Jim Kirk, the cocky cadet, had a quite ingenious brain. And if you ever met him, you might think he wasn’t sane. Ch 9 Finale is up! K/S slash, Sc/U
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,821 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
10 Songs for Kirk and Spock by Maranni123 reviews
First Star Trek fic, so be gentle. Just some random songs for the holidays. No actual holiday songs, but it's still for the holidays! :D Warning: K/S! Some OOCness, some fluff, some angst, and all that good stuff. :D Enjoy!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Small Things by Heeroluva reviews
Spock shows Jim that maybe Christmas isn't so bad after all over the course of their voyage. Spock/Jim
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Trick in a Treat by adevotedreader reviews
Note to self: Never leave leftover chocolate where it can be accessed by Vulcans. Ever.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/21/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Christmas Surprises by adevotedreader reviews
Spock was familiar with the concept of Christmas, but there is a difference between knowing about something and experiencing it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Mistletoe Fun by MirrorFlower and DarkWind reviews
Uhura, Scotty and Chekov are tired of watchign Jim and Spock dance around thier feelings and decide to take matters into their own hands and plan a way to get Spock and Jim to admit to their feelings. Will they get together or drift apart?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Porn Night on the USS Enterprise by Aislin30a reviews
Jim decides the Enterprise needs a Porn Night and that Spock's porn-watching-virginity needs to be taken! Also: just what is Bones up to?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Jim Drools for Men in Vinyl by afreezingnote reviews
Jim likes it when Spock dresses like the Fonz. A bit ooc. I forgot to put a disclaimer, so I had to delete this for a minute to fix it. Inspired by Zachary Quinto on a bike. K/S slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/20/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
I Do Not Cuddle, Dammit! by Shattered Mirror01 reviews
McCoy wanders into Chekov's room after a long day looking for comfort... and sex. Chekov, however, has other ideas. McCoy/Chekov, rated M for language and sexual content.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/19/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, P. Chekov - Complete
From Last Night by letodian-peony reviews
A series of short little insights to Jim and Bones' days at the academy, inspired by the ridiculous quotes from "Texts From Last Night." Rated M, Slash Kirk/Bones
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,203 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
What You Make It by Jaylee1 reviews
Jim was in love with the cranky doctor, and had been since somewhere between the bread bowls and the egg rolls.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Translation by lahmrh reviews
K/S. Kirk and Spock aren't together when Spock gets drunk and accidentally calls Kirk t'hy'la. It isn't until later that Kirk finds out what the word actually means...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/18/2009 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
Ice by njsafkbj reviews
On the snow covered planet of Ice, even the most frigid of Vulcans can be warmed by the dazzlement of a smile.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Young Wine, Old Feeling by KianSpo reviews
Shooting Romulans is easier than confessing your feelings. That's about it. Written for ksadvent2009.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,809 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Cold by TheProblematique reviews
Spock is cold. Jim wants to help.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,157 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Brightness of the Day by exiled mind reviews
A ficlet from Bridge2sickbay drabble community in which you have 20 minutes to write from a chosen prompt.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/13/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Artistic Expression by exiled mind reviews
A ficlet from Bridge2sickbay drabble community in which you have 20 minutes to write from a chosen prompt.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
It's Lonely Here Without You by Kikiko reviews
The Enterprise is in for its SWP Short Work Period in orbit over Earth and it just so happens to be Christmas. Bones wants Jim to come home with him, but work is tough.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,470 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Home by dr pepper upper reviews
After the defeat of Nero and the Narada, the Enterprise is finally home, but Jim doesn't know where his home actually is. Kirk/McCoy friendship/romance fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Merry Christmas, Bones by munchkinsRattacking reviews
Bones tends to be a bit of a Grinch around the holidays. Leave it to Jim to cheer him up. Kirk/McCoy slash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Santa Hats and Apple Cider by InnocentGuilt reviews
Bones and Jim have been wrangled into having Christmas dinner with the Senior staff. Surprisingly, Bones is not thrilled about this. Slash, Bones/Jim, Spock/Uhura, Scotty/Gaila, Sulu/Chekov slight spoilers.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,299 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/9/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Forget the Flowers by Peachly reviews
After a rough mission, Kirk needs to get it out of his head. Luckily, he has a warm Vulcan to sooth him. Yen-tor svai. K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/8/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Stirred by SuzMonster reviews
Kirk convinces Spock that getting drunk after a break-up is the thing to do. Bones takes care of him. Fluffiness ensues. Slash - McCoy/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/7/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Eighteen by Lyricoloratura reviews
Pavel is finally legal - and decides to celebrate by seeing if he can get Hikaru drunk enough to... well, yeah. It gets slashy, kids. A "one-shot" companion piece to "Both Ways At Once," though it can stand alone as well. Edited just a little, 7/16/11.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,766 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/7/2009 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
Accelerate by bohemian-rhapsodi reviews
Jim Kirk certainly should have known better than to drink the alien water, but when had simple logic stopped him before? The result: a most eventful shore leave. Shamelessly K/S, derived from TOS "Wink of an Eye", one-shot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Incurable, Unfettered and Unrestrained by Jaylee1 reviews
Never let it be said that Leonard McCoy was not loyal in love.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/4/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Holiday Surprises by Ashayavar reviews
K/S slash. Someone is leaving little surprises around the ship for Spock. Extremely fluffy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Rhythm and Sweat by pathera reviews
The Enterprise is the hottest night club in San Francisco. It's the perfect place to dance, drink, and meet friends old and new. And seduce a Vulcan. It's great for that too! AU, oneshot, Spock/Kirk slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,527 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/3/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Spock? Or not to Spock? by Kerchan reviews
Spock x Kirk. Somehow Spock has been split into his two conflicting halves! One is Human and one is Vulcan but they can both agree on one thing: they want Jim. Very Mature
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,118 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Heat by KeeblerGirl1208 reviews
Jim wanted Spock so badly, and fantasized about him constantly. And then, one day he gets what he wants. K/S. Very Mature. Slash. This story is dedicated to the lovely Kerchan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/29/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Truth by exiled mind reviews
A ficlet from Bridge2sickbay drabble community in which you have 20 minutes to write a drabble from a chosen prompt . My prompt was: Sulu/Chekov - I've got no illusions about you, and guess what? I never did. Ani DiFranco
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/29/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Therapy by Chapin CSI reviews
First, Dr. McCoy tried a little Group Therapy to deal with certain pesky crewmembers, including Kirk and Spock. Now, he decides that "Laughter is the best therapy". One problem: Mr. Spock never laughs.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,182 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Gives You Hell by Shattered Mirror01 reviews
Dr. McCoy stared down at an impatient, half-naked Pavel Chekov. 'I'm gonna go to hell for this.' McCoy/Chekov, rated M for safety.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/27/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, P. Chekov - Complete
Pon Farr in a Pink Sweater by DapperDestruction reviews
This is a side-story based off of Tubular Fox's story 'Christmas in a Pink Sweater' Basically, this is the smut scene. Heh. I hope you enjoy it!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Audio Only by tprillahfiction reviews
Cramped on a shuttlecraft, Dr. McCoy desperately needs a nap but can't relax enough to sleep. Perhaps he needs some...uh...help to calm down? explicit shuttlecraft sex, comm-link sex, dirty talk S/Mc K or K/S/Mc SLASH.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Spock: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a COMMANDER SPOCK unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your SPOCK will give you decades of quality performance. Note: This fic has K/S slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Sex Ed Aboard the Enterprise by Cymbala reviews
Written for the lj Kink meme. Bones is forced to teach Sex Ed to the crew of the Enterprise. Needless to say, this is the best day of Kirk's life. Slight Jim/Bones. M to be safe.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Any Way You Want It by SunnyRea reviews
Jim has an interesting taste in music which Bones really does not share. Nor would be ever be seen dancing like that. Just a bit of humor and fluff and Journey! --Slash: JimBones--
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Four times Bones was not in love with Kirk by sugarcrushed reviews
Posted on here to see what people think of it. Reviews would be great. Four times that Bones wasn't in love with Kirk, the one time he was. Kirk/McCoy slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Complicated by exiled mind reviews
A ficlet from Bridge2sickbay drabble community. My prompt was: Kirk/McCoy - I'm only happy when it rains, I'm only happy when its complicated Garbage
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Prove It! by Treehugger666 reviews
McCoy challenges Kirk's knowledge of male sexuality. Kirk dares him to porve his claim. Writen as fill for a promt on the new Kink Meme on LJ. Please read the warnings at the top of the fic!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/22/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Chekov Can't Lie by squirrelmaster reviews
Written for the St xi kinkmeme on LJ. A drunken Chekov accidently hints to Kirk that Spock may have some unspoken feelings for him. Spock/Kirk Slash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,558 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Quote Inspired by KeiranEmrys reviews
Four times Spock got the last word and one time he didn't. K/S Kirk/Spock slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/20/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Interviews by nerdielady reviews
The men of the Enterprise and a few others have some requests to make. Adult content.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,653 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Return the Dog and Run by Uozumi reviews
Kirk accompanies a nervous Scott to return Archer’s prized beagle. Spoilers for ENT's ep "Demons"
Crossover - StarTrek: Enterprise & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/15/2009 - J. Archer, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Gretna Green by graceandfire reviews
Heh, so, this would be part of that overly crowded 'Star Trek Alternate Universe Regency Romance' genre. Bones/Jim slash. Warnings for language, misuse of the Regency era, and a truly, seriously creepy villain who threatens/wants Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,280 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
So Long, Mister Strauss by DapperDestruction reviews
In response to Lady Merlin's challenge to write about things Jim sacrifices for Spock. A fluffy story about Jim and his favourite pair of jeans. Established K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Published: 11/10/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Shadows and Chance by cable69 reviews
A San Francisco neurosurgeon sews up a Dalmatian's leg in a park, and what follows. McCoy/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,364 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/10/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Words by Miss M Cricket reviews
If anyone could save him it would be Bones, the man he loved, the man he had never told he loved, the man who understood him better than anyone else in the world. Kirk/McCoy
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/9/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Truth or Dare by raven2547 reviews
the main crew gets together after shift for some truth or dare, along with three clueless ensigns- Bones/Jim slash, no particular warnings except boy kissing
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
In Somnus Nos Memor by LoveWithoutLimits reviews
I don't want to go to sleep." "Why?" "I'm afraid I won't wake up." Slash, Kirk/McCoy. Request for Stand December on Lj
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Snippets by KeiranEmrys reviews
10 drabbles prompted by songs. Kirk/Spock Kirk/Chekov Kirk/McCoy. 10 snippets into their lives.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
10 Song Prompt by raven2547 reviews
10 random music prompts, put your music player on shuffle and write a drabble for each song that plays, my mp3 decided to be rather shmoopy at times, and other just kinda weird man Jim/Bones McCoy/Kirk slash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Space Pirate Jim Meets The In Laws by graceandfire reviews
Direct sequel to 'Space Pirate Jim'. Newlyweds Space Pirate Jim and Leonard McCoy meet Leonard's mother. Yep, it's just as cracky as it sounds. Slash. Rated for swearing and sexytimes. "Something had to be done about all the d--- pillaging."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/4/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Necrophiliwhat? by Alphabet Face reviews
"It was worse than that...you were dead Jim." After a weird incident during a mission Jim has a close enocunter with death that left him with an odd parting gift. McKirk. Bones/Jim Slash. oneshot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Space Pirate Jim by graceandfire reviews
AU - On the day of his wedding to Jocelyn, McCoy is kidnapped by Space Pirate Kirk who plans to marry him instead for the McCoy billions. Yep, this is crack. Total crack. Slash. Rated for swearing and suggestive sexy talk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Five and One: Things Not To Say In Shi'Kahr by Penbrydd reviews
Spock's got a paint-peeling command of expletives, but only in his native language. The average speaker of Standard has no idea that he's anything but calm and collected, but he can scald the ears off a Vulcan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 120 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
No Way 5 and 1 by LyricalTorrent reviews
I love the 5 and 1 stories so this is my attempt at it. Don't know if I really love it so I'll let y'all decide.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Absolution by exiled mind reviews
A tiny ficlet from Bridge2sickbay drabble community. My prompt was: Sulu/Chekov - Restraints.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Dress me in Leather by sixbynine reviews
Sasuke loses out on a bet with Naruto and has to pay the forfeit. Naruto gleefully decides some cross undressing is in order.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Getting It Out There by royal-chandler reviews
The five times Jim wanted to tell Bones he loves him and the one time that he did. SLASH.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Observation by rasberry banana reviews
Jim stares out into space and imagines that it stares back into him, McCoy offers his own brand of comfort. Bones/Kirk
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
One Touch by Writer's Whimsy reviews
Kirk wants to touch. Spock says no.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Interplanetary Zombie Defense Guide by ally ally oxenfree reviews
There's nothing like the undead to bring a couple together...Established K&S, progresses to K/S. Rated for language and ZOMBIE VIOLENCE.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Of Consequences and Tacos by mrasaki reviews
Leonard doesn’t have time to regret, because he meets Jim and from then on his life ceases to make a lot of sense. This discombobulates him. But then, Jim has that effect on everybody. -Kirk/McCoy-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Restful by graceandfire reviews
Sometimes Leonard likes to watch Jim sleep. Yeah, this is schmoop. Pure unadulterated schmoop. Slash. Rated for swearing.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Fields That Make a Man by Penbrydd reviews
Kirk drags Spock to Iowa with him, on vacation. Spock comes to some uncomfortable realisations about himself and his captain. This is the beginning of an epic bromance. ONESHOT
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,621 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/27/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
I'm a Doctor, Not a Relationship Counselor by KeiranEmrys reviews
Bones is not a relationship counselor. Chekov gets the best date of his life. Jim is very self-satified. And Sulu might love someone other than his plants. KirkChekov slash. Second part of The Jailbait Chronicles.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 30 - Published: 10/25/2009 - J. Kirk, P. Chekov - Complete
Jailbait by KeiranEmrys reviews
Jim's been having some inappropriate thoughts about our resident Russian prodigy. KirkChekov slash. First part of The Jailbait Chronicles.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/25/2009 - J. Kirk, P. Chekov - Complete
Kirk: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a CAPTAIN JAMES KIRK unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your KIRK will give you decades of quality performance. Note: This fic has K/S slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/25/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Indigestion and Other Matters of the Heart by mrasaki reviews
Leonard was missing shoreleave. -Kirk/McCoy, Sulu/Chekov-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,838 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Summer Beautiful by sugarcrushed reviews
Jim and McCoy spend their shore leave together in Iowa.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Kisses Like Raindrops by KeiranEmrys reviews
Five times Kirk and Spock kissed the Vulcan way and one time it was completely human. Kirk/Spock slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/19/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Lead Me Not Into Temptation, I Found It By Myself by Della19 reviews
Chocolate lollypop's and Captain's lips; what's a vulcan to do? I'll give you a hint; this involves K/S sex and a tiny bit of plot . If that's not your thing, then you had fair warning.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,376 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Madness Most Discreet by Della19 reviews
Falling in love with his Vulcan First Officer had never been in the Starfleet Manual. A humorous tale about Pon Farr, first times and the insanity of love. It's also K/S, so if that's not your thing, you have been warned.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,601 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Greatest Thing by Sazzypants reviews
With such tender care, he cupped my face in his hands and sad on simple sentence to me: "The greatest thing you will ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return." That was enough to convince me. Spock/Kirk NO LIKE NO READ! HATERS TO THE LEFT! BC
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Sacrifice by lahmrh reviews
K/S established. Spock is uncertain about Jim's feelings; Spock Prime relates the events of The Search for Spock in an attempt to reassure him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/14/2009 - [Spock, J. Kirk] Spock Prime - Complete
Trick by KeiranEmrys reviews
The Starfleet Annual Halloween Party. Attendance, optional. Candy, optional. Costumes, mandatory. Kirk/Spock. Sulu/Chekov.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Learning Vulcan Cursing for NonNative Speakers by Mitsuru Aki reviews
For cards slash. Prompt: Learning to Curse. Bones needs some help with his relationship with Spock, so he goes to Jim and Uhura for help. Their advice may not be what he wants to hear, but it'll all pay off in the end. Damn Vulcans.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,778 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/9/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
It's an Art by zephtastic reviews
KIRK/MCCOY: Bones attempts to teach Jim the fine art of cuddling.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/9/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
The Captains Chair by Feliciano Luigina Holmes reviews
something is missing in kirks chair... but what? K/S kirk/spock spock/kirk
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Medical Leave' by MizC reviews
Spock goes into Ponn Farr early. Spock/Kirk... NC-17 just FYI
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/7/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Vulnerability by Sirius04L reviews
Jim Kirk doesn't like showing weakness and he hides it well, at least he thinks. The only person that can read and really help Jim Kirk is Leonard McCoy. Jim may just find out that sometimes, being vulnerable, can be a good thing. SLASH! Kirk/McCoy
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,526 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Directions by Uozumi reviews
A young Joanna has run away from home to Starfleet and runs into Spock looking for directions to the medical building
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Word of Your Body by A Touch of Insanity reviews
Spock and Kirk on a hill top. Let the seduction begin. done in the style of Spring Awakening, for those who recognize the title . K/S slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Five Gifts by Simple Heart reviews
5 Gifts Jim Never Wanted and One He Did. Kirk/Bones Slash!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Enterprise Crew Watches Star Trek XI by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
What happens if you throw all the characters from Star Trek into a cave, turn on Star Trek XI, and have them comment during and after the movie? Chaos and hilarity, that's what. NO K/S SLASH. Still fun with insightful Spock Prime!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,786 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Helping Hands by zephtastic reviews
**WARNING: PORN**, Kirk/McCoy Due to an injury, Jim works up some unresolved tension. Bones is a very good friend and lends some helping hands.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Jeans by Aislin30a reviews
Jim finds Bones lounging around in nothing but a pair of old jeans. He likes what he sees.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/1/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Bouquet by MizC reviews
Challenge prompt: As Captain Jim has to occasionally officiate weddings. McCoy comes up to Jim during the reception and says "The next wedding you're going to will be ours" Slash: McCoy/Kirk
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Five and One: Spock Wins, Usually by Penbrydd reviews
For the crackmeme. Spock vs. Jim in TOS inevitably ends with Spock whupping the tar out of Jim. In the nu!verse, Jim gets one win. Sort of. In a way. It's like winning, but with more fail.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/28/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Let's Make Love - KisaIta by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Itachi wonders about the words let's make love and what they are really about. Kisame will be his teacher and future love. Smut one shot! Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Blood Fever by Murf reviews
A 2009verse take on the iconic climax and resolution to "Amok Time."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Just because by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Some cute KisaIta drabbles, enjoy. PG13, KisameXItachi is LOVE... Rating upped to be safe!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 25,452 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
You Shouldn't Kiss Me Like This by rps-lizardspock reviews
It was a long shot, you asking him to dance. You thought he'd laugh or look at you like you were insane, but he didn't.' -Jim and Bones dance.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/23/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
5x Bones Picked Up the Pieces and 1x It Was Spock by Penbrydd reviews
Five times my title was too long for this site... Jim's a disaster area, and the whole of the Enterprise is aware of this fact. Good thing he's got two best friends to keep him out of trouble. Slightly disgusting. Contains much medical shenaniganery.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/22/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Welcome Home by EnVyS pEt NeKo2 reviews
With Vulcan gone Spock feels he doesn’t belong, but he has a home. A home and a family, the Enterprise and Jim. Fluff K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 60 - Published: 9/22/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Shore Leaves and Lickable Ears by ross-elizabeth reviews
The Enterprise has returned to Earth for repairs, and Jim Kirk is bored. Very bored. Even Bones has ditched him. What's a Captain to do at a time like this? Fortunately, he has access to Mr Spock via the Trek equivalent of text messaging. K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,430 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
5 Plus 1 Equals LOVE by KeiranEmrys reviews
Prompt: Five people that made Spock feel more alone in a crowd than he did by himself and one person that made him feel loved and happy before he even realized he felt lost. Kirk/Spock pre-slash/slash - could be seen as friendship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Slow shift by Loethlin reviews
It's a slow shift on Enterprise. Sulu is bored and looks around the bridge only to see something he wasn't quite ready to see. One shot, Kirk/Spock naturally.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Commendable Service by glamaphonic reviews
Given that Jim was clammy, pale, and about half an hour off from unwanted fluids coming out of various orifices, he shouldn't have been nearly as attractive as he was. KirkMccoy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Tucking The Captain In by RachelMarta reviews
After Nero has been vanquished, Bones is concerned about Jim's physical wellbeing. He enlists Spock's help to tuck the Captain in; Spock's quarters of course. What will happen when they are alone? 9/20/09 Chapters 1 through 3 have been further edited.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,681 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Fine Suggestion by sing-oldsongs reviews
“Anyway, the rule is no bashing each other’s movie choices. Some of the things I put up with from you three—well, you put up with my zombies... And if I do happen to get a little scared, then...I suggest sleepover at Spock's.” KirkxUhuraxSpockxBones.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,592 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Semi Domestic Life by Gorramit Girl reviews
Scotty and Chekov take care of each other. They're rather domestic that way.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/16/2009 - [M. Scott/Scotty, P. Chekov] - Complete
Stupid Ice Cream Truck by ravenbow reviews
Spock and Jim are spending time together at their apartment. An ice cream truck comes by. Hilarity ensues. Spock/Kirk business. SpockxJim, JimxSpock, Spirk, Spork, K/S, S/K whatever you want to call it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Two Captains and a Doctor by fightxorxflight reviews
Based on the following kink meme prompt- Mirror!McCoy dies and Mirror!Kirk comes to Nu!Verse to take Nu!McCoy as his, only to find himself facing a very pissed off Nu!Kirk who isn't about to let anyone take his McCoy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Dream Encounters by reooeky reviews
Spock wants Kirk. Kirk isn't acting like himself. Now with fewer spelling mistakes! M/M lang sex
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,970 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Islander by EmarosaKnox reviews
When Itachi goes on a vacation. KisamexItachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Just Warming Up by exiled mind reviews
Five times Bones had a damn good excuse for kissing Jim and one time he didn't. Kirk/McCoy. Contains: A dash of angst, a bit of schmoop, a pinch of kidfic, and it probably toes the line on being crack as well.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/12/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
The Inevitable by Syrus reviews
Captain James Kirk had much more then learning diplomacy and gaining friendship with his First, Mr. Spock to worry about during his five year mission. He just had no idea how strange the challenge he'd face would be.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,358 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Counterplay by Jaylee1 reviews
Leonard McCoy was the first person Jim had ever let inside and the last person in the godforsaken universe he would let come to harm, and so for that reason he gave the only answer he could...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/10/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
I Can Fix That by Miss M Cricket reviews
Bones has decided to fix him... Kirk/McCoy One-Shot
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/8/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Cataracts by Nocturnal Smile reviews
Itachi deals with not only his fading eyesight and deteriorating health, but also how that affects his relationship with Kisame. Not to mention Kisame can be a bit of a well-meaning idiot. Kisa/Ita, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
All I got for Christmas was a roofie in my drink by zhen123 reviews
Bones and Jim spend their first Christmas as Cadets at a bar...where Jim is met with an unpleasant surprise. Bones is not pleased. Pre-slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/7/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Friend Like You by mrasaki reviews
Jim had never been so turned on nor so aggravated in his life. -Kirk/Sulu-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,085 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2009 - J. Kirk, H. Sulu - Complete
Another Brilliant Plan by Soot reviews
Kirk has a brilliant scheme to get Chekov and Sulu together. Chekov/Sulu slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
A Marked Man by d8rkmessngr reviews
This was a prompt from st xi kink comm: Five of Kirk's scars he didn't want to talk about, and the one time he told someone.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/3/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Four Times Spock Had To Beam Kirk Up by Meeblob reviews
Spock wants to pretect the Captain. If the only way to do so is to beam back to the Enterprise, the so be it. K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Glimpse of Realities by graceandfire reviews
Four ways Jim and McCoy could have met, and the one way they did. Please note this runs the gamut from angst to humor, and from gen to SLASH. Rated T for swearing, for references to sex, for having an injured minor and for references to child abuse.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Waiting by FlamingReaper reviews
Hidan is waiting for Kakuzu to return and being crabby about it. Rated M for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Carpal Tunnel of Wait, What? by VergofTowels reviews
The good doctor accidentally molests Spock in the course of duty. All in a day's work, right? K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Bourbon by rasberry banana reviews
Bones and Jim both have been avoiding talking about the encounters they have while drunk. After the fifth one Leonard decides that they are long overdue for a conversation.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Inamorato by Jaylee1 reviews
“Naked Time” Reboot style, shaken but not stirred… “It was a sight that Jim knew he wouldn’t ever be able to strike from his memory no matter how many times he beat his head against a wall in an honest effort to try.”
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,550 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/27/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Teddy Bears by Wolfen Dreams reviews
Kirk was not aware of how strong the camaraderie on board the Enterprise was until the teddy bears started showing up.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/25/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Taboo by ookamirunt reviews
Two years of a love affair kept secret until a certain mission that exposes both sensei and student. Will they be torn apart, or will their taboo relationship last? AsuShika explicit lemons, NC-17, violence, angst, romance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,901 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Asuma S., Shikamaru N.
Agreeable by VergofTowels reviews
Spock's feeling poorly, so Kirk decides to help him out... K/S fluffiness.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Quiet Sex by melonhed85 reviews
Iruka doesn't want to have sex tonight -- the kids Naruto/Sasuke are in the next room, and he thinks it's inappropriate. Kakashi prefers to think of it as a challenge. for the kakairu kink meme on lj.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
If I Were Gay by art.nerd reviews
The prompt given for this story was just the lyrics to Stephen Lych's song "If I Were Gay." Here's what came of it...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Handsome in a Suit by Ansana reviews
McKirk. Jim and McCoy share a moment together.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Light Flash Crack by audi katia reviews
The wind howled around them, causing goosebumps to erupt on McCoy’s skin. Another bolt of lightning lit up the sky, illuminating the pair for a moment. The light flashed in Kirk’s eyes, the exact same shade of blue. ::Academy-story::
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/23/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Dinner Suit by OceanTiger13 reviews
"'No, Bones, it's a flapper costume. We're going back to the Roaring Twenties so you can tap-dance in a skimpy dress and serenade the crowd with that lovely voice of yours.'"
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Bathtime by VergofTowels reviews
Kirk tries to give his son a bath. It's much harder than it looks. The attempt leaves him with a desire for relaxation... K/S Rated for language and sexytimes.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/22/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
5 and 1: Shore Leave by Lady Stars reviews
5 of the stupidest things Kirk made Spock do and the 1 thing Spock didn't regret. MxM slash!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Five Times Kirk's Smarts Saved Someone by JackTheZealot reviews
and one time they ****ed him over...a table. K/S This is boy/boy, so if you don't like it, don't read it, mmkay?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,065 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/21/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
But It's Raining! by CassianSage reviews
Written for a prompt on the Star Trek kink meme on lj. Prompt said "Kirk seduces/convinces Bones to have sex with him in a rainstorm." Yes, there's slash. If you don't like that stuff, I'd advise you not to read this. Feedback encouraged!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
What the Heart Sees by Aislin30a reviews
It's not quiet Sex Pollen, but it has it's uses. OR What happens when a helpful alien dusts Kirk with alien voodoo powder to help him connect better with his crew. Shock, angst and humor follows.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,058 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/20/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Parallel Universes by MissJesselle reviews
The five Universes in which It didn't really happen and the one in which It did. "It" referring to full-fledged K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,087 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Hazards by aetin reviews
A hit to the head takes out Kirk's memories. Unfortunately, that means he doesn't remember two years of knowing Spock. But it's Jim Kirk, after all. There's no such thing as a no-win scenario. Kirk/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,346 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/19/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
And I Never Understood Why by MutedClamour reviews
for the prompt; 'Kirk has nightmares nightly. The only time he doesn't? When he sleeps with McCoy.' K/Mc obviously.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/17/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
A Quick One, While He's Away by yourmomlemon reviews
Kirk and McCoy find a great way to kill time. Slashy/Limey/Drabble fic. Wordcount: 119
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Talk Nerdy To Me by BekTehGreat reviews
Kirk has an old shirt that he just found. He figures it may be useful in his plans to get the attention of a certain Vulcan half. Spock/Kirk. CRAAAAAAAAAAAACK XD
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Birthdays by rasberry banana reviews
Jim Kirk was good at celebrating everyone else's birthday but his own. K/S folks!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Habitual by mrasaki reviews
Jim was a morning person. -Kirk/McCoy-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Worry by hihielmo reviews
Written for this prompt at st xi kink: Five things George Kirk's ghost saw that made him worry about his son. And one that filled him with relief.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Sharing Drawers by adevotedreader reviews
In every relationship there comes a time when you must broach the subject of sharing a drawer. All Spock has to do now is figure out how to do it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Vulcan Misconceptions by smelyalata reviews
In which Spock overhears and misinterprets a conversation between the Captain and Uhura. Tis crack.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Green by KeiranEmrys reviews
And it’s that grin—that soft grin that he only saves for Spock when he’s teasing him, or talking to him, or just plain looking at him. And it’s enough to make Spock’s insecurity go away. Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/13/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Peanut Butter by AnimalGurl12 reviews
One-Shot. Even Vulcans can't resist peanut butter...or maybe it's just Spock. Fluff; K/S established relationship. Really, a PWP. Enjoy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Dark Waltz by Miss M Cricket reviews
We are the lucky ones… Kirk/McCoy Songfic
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Hands On by Miss M Cricket reviews
Doctors are very hands on... Kirk/McCoy Warning: Fisting
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/13/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Diphthongs by zephtastic reviews
I want Star Trek: The Musical - they land on a planet where they have to communicate only in song.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
My, My Spock Couldn't Let it Go by zephtastic reviews
SPOCK FINDS OLD RECORDINGS OF "ABBA" AND GETS TOTALLY HOOKED. THE REST OF THE CREW WANTS TO MURDER HIM FOR MAKING THEM LISTEN TO "MAMA MIA" ON REPEAT OVER THE BRIDGE SOUND SYSTEM.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
5 Times Jim Kirk Needed a Hypo For That by Dana Katherine reviews
and the 1 time he didn't. My first 5/1 story. Rated T for suggestions and mild swearing.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/12/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Welcome Home by Miss M Cricket reviews
Kirk decides that he wants to tell the crew something important.... Kirk/McCoy
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/12/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Happy Birthday, if that's okay by cedarrapidsgirl78 reviews
Leonard McCoy doesn't like to celebrate his birthday. M/M slash, mostly implied. More notes in the story.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Accidental Touch by adevotedreader reviews
Blushing fiercely Kirk shook his head. You would think that he would know more about Vulcan's considering his first mate was one. Having knowledge of certain kissing practices would have been very useful.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/12/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sasuke you dirty whore by Zetai reviews
When you have a cute little brother whose main goal in life is to harass you, you're doomed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,264 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Music Meme for KisaIta by Tyranno's girl reviews
Originally 'KisaIta Music Meme' but something screwed up and I wasn't able to get reviews. Please enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Starve a Cold, Feed a Fever by Mrs. SpockKirkMcCoyScott reviews
Prompt: Kirk/McCoy. Alot of people say that doctors make bad patients. Bones comes down with the space flu and Kirk takes care of him, and he's whiny as all hell. Cue fever!sex, please. *Thanks fore reading/reviewing!*
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
First Time Since the Divorce by Mrs. SpockKirkMcCoyScott reviews
Prompt: Write a story that's McCoy/Kirk. And, it being McCoy's irst time having sex since his divorce, he's nervous and over-eager. Bonus: "Easy Bones, I'm right here." Drabble. *Thanks for reading and reviewing *
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Collateral Damage by mrasaki reviews
At 1700 hours, the command chair tries to eat Captain James T. Kirk. Total crack!fic. -Various Pairings, Kirk/McCoy-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Doctor, Doctor by Terminally Ambivalent reviews
Doctor, Doctor, gimme the news! I got a bad case of lovin' you! No hypo's gonna cure my ill. Gotta bad case of lovin' you! "Well, it's terminal, but I'm pretty sure you'll live." R&R!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Much Needed Rest by SuzMonster reviews
Chekov gets lost, Bones gets pissed. Fluff, maybe a little hurt/comfort. Slash - McCoy/Chekov
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/9/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, P. Chekov - Complete
Righting an Injustice by Soot reviews
Chekov/Sulu Slash . Valentines day on the Enterprise and a certain helmsman is expressing himself to Chekov in his own unique way.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
I'll show you perks by GeminiCancer reviews
Bones realizes that Jim feels more then he lets on and has to rectify the situation. First attempt in a new fandom.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
5 Ways Kirk and Spock Did Not Meet by waterpulse reviews
...and one way they did. “Really?” Jim crosses his arms. “Well…I drove a car off a cliff.”
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Birthdays by KymYume reviews
Every year Kirk has to face the reminder of what was lost. This year, he won't be alone.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,237 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Branded by animemetoo reviews
Shikamaru returns from a mission and seems to be avoiding his lover Chouji... Yaoi contents so skip this you're not into it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,116 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Shikamaru N., Chōji A. - Complete
The Enterprising Cat by Mockingbird Quester reviews
A stray cat is on The Enterprise, using the vents to get around undetected. It is fed and petted by the crew, but definitely against regulations. What happens when Spock finds it?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Crossed Wires by Y0URIMAGINARYFRIEND reviews
Sasuke wakes up...In his sensei's bed. What on EARTH? It's all Naruto's fault... Warning: Abuse of the sexy no jutsu, plus some very clueless men. M-rated for language and sexual situations.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,800 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Of Hyposprays and Close Calls by Rosie1392 reviews
Kirk goes in for his monthly contraceptive hypospray, hoping to avoid it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
The Journey There by Jaylee1 reviews
They had been working towards this point since forever. Since the day they met, if Jim were honest with himself.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
We Float by alien sex kitten reviews
5plus1 fic. "Bones knows it's a weak excuse the second it falls from his lips. The boy's 18th birthday is in a week, and then Bones doesn't know what he's going to tell Jim to keep him from pursuing the Russian." SLASH. McCoy/Chekov/Kirk. light SMUT.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2009 - P. Chekov, J. Kirk - Complete
Public Displays of Affection by aetin reviews
Various ways crewmembers find out about their superior officers' romantic entanglement. Light-hearted, silly fic. K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/2/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Must Be the Hips by BekTehGreat reviews
Spock produces pheromones as he enters Pon Farr specifically designed to make his intended submit to his needs. old kinkmeme prompt that just had to be done by me! rated for later chapters!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Dinner by animemetoo reviews
Kakashi and Iruka have an interesting dinner... If you're not into Yaoi - then skip this one.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Unity by lahmrh reviews
K/S established. Pon Farr means bonding for life. Spock thinks that Jim isn't ready for that. Jim proves him wrong.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/2/2009 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
You Belong With Me by OceanTiger13 reviews
A shameless songfic. Old, awkwardly written slash. Haters to the left.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
5 times Jim proposed marriage by Gul Bricett reviews
- and the one time he had success. Rumors have reached Command about Kirk "running wild". He's discreetly ordered to marry and settle down. What's a captain to do?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Te amo, Pavel Andreievech Chekov by Slow Walker reviews
ONESHOT. Chekov finds Sulu's second language VERY erotic, especially when whispered passionately in his ear...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/30/2009 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
Red Velvet by Mockingbird Quester reviews
When an unsuspecting Spock eats red cake at Bones' birthday party, the result is... unexpected. K/S preslash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
I Wanna Lick the Wrapper by Jetsir reviews
Response to the kink meme on LJ. Chekov eating a lollipop and someone getting distracted by it. Sexiness follows. Chekov/Sulu
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/30/2009 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
No Such Thing as Being Discreet by Soot reviews
Sulu/Chekov Slash . Everyone can not help but over hear Chekov and Sulu's overly suggestive conversation whilst they eat lunch.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Honour Dignity And A Bit Of Persuasion by Soot reviews
A series of short stories where Sulu failed to make his move on Chekov, and one where Chekov decided that enough was enough. Chekov/Sulu Slash .
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,385 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/30/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Five Cases of Contagious Personality by Lady Tragic reviews
It is not unheard of for an empath/telepath, when under severe mental and physical strain, to unconsciously mimic the emotions and personalities of those around them..."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Touch by KeiranEmrys reviews
After witnessing a third time, McCoy could no longer fool himself into thinking it was casual touching no matter how drunk he got. Spock/Kirk SLASH.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/27/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Rapunzal, Rapunzal, Let Down Your Hair by LoveWithoutLimits reviews
Jim Kirk, for the life of him, wiould never how woman managed long hair. Slash, Kirk/Bones, promp from lj kink meme.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
5 Pranks That Were Funny And 1 That He Regretted by LoveWithoutLimits reviews
They should of known that pranking eachother was never going to end well. Slash, Kirk/Bones. Prompt from lj kink meme.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
A Question of Taste by o0-Constance-0o reviews
So many trips to Ichiraku's with Naruto left Kakashi broke and absolutely starving. He was just lucky that one Sarutobi Asuma was a notoriously good cook who was looking for a guinea pig. Asuma/Kakashi, contains graphic lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,711 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Asuma S., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Simplicity of Skin by Penbrydd reviews
Crackmeme prompt: anonymouse asked for 'tummy love'. I dunno, it's short, and really nauseatingly fluffy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Five Times Scotty and Chekov Interrupted Lunch by Penbrydd reviews
This was some pure crack I picked up at the crackmeme. Keyphrase is "Not in the restaurant, dammit." I plead insanity.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2009 - M. Scott/Scotty, P. Chekov - Complete
Something Else by B.J. Sanders reviews
Nobody believed he didn't want sex. He was seventeen, after all." Chekov finds it difficult to explain his sexual preference... or lack there of.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2009 - P. Chekov, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
A Vegetarian Is Not A Cannibal by B.J. Sanders reviews
There IS a way to eat meat while still being a vegetarian. Kirk proves it. Slashy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
A Most Pleasant Distraction by B.J. Sanders reviews
Spock was hard, and not in the I'm-being-difficult hard way, but in the I-have-an-aching-hard-on hard way. Kirk has porn and it has adverse effects on Spock. Rated M for a reason. Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
A DoctorType Pon Farr by B.J. Sanders reviews
I think Bones might be going through Pon Farr. Oh, also, call down to engineering. I don't think Scotty's going to be back to work anytime soon." Scotty tries to help the doctor loosen up. It has unexpected results. Rated M for a reason. Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Wishes Do Come true by Soot reviews
Being on the Bridge of the Enterprise when nothing is happening and when most of the crew are asleep can be boring, but there's nothing a few fantasies and some courage can't sort. Chekov/Sulu slash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Published: 7/24/2009 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
Infatuation by Jaylee1 reviews
Jim could only look up at Spock, wide-eyed, and ask, "What?" Kirk/Spock/Uhura, Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/24/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Five and One: I Wanna Hold Your Hand by Penbrydd reviews
-Kirk/Spock- Spock's flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it's enough to make the Ambassador's entourage retch. -ONESHOT-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 107 - Published: 7/23/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Complexity by Chicapanzy reviews
Half-human, half-Vulcan. An outcast of both races, no one cared who or what Spock really was...except for Kirk. Whoever said that love was simple? K/S with occasional NC-17 content. **Combination of Destiny, Uncertainty, and Human Mating Rituals, with more added.**
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,759 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Captain and his Doctor by DrMcCoyFTW reviews
Drabbles about Kirk/McCoy. Warning Slash, dont like dont read. Rated T for minor swearing.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Shore Leave by Soot reviews
Chekov/Sulu Slash . A little bit of shore leave fun.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Grading papers by A Pessimistic Optimist reviews
This is a fanfic I wrote out of boredom, so enjoy the slash which is MALE X MALE because Shikamaru sure did! xD Rated M because of Shika being a Peeping Tom on Asuma and Kakashi and because of masturbation scene! Yes, AsuKaka -
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Shikamaru N., Asuma S. - Complete
Closing Time by Besottedly reviews
I love you, Bones, even when you throw up on me." Written for this prompt from the ST XI Kink Meme.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
A Cat By Any Other Name by Penbrydd reviews
Spock gets a kitten, but knows nothing about the finer points of interacting with felines, so he turns to the captain for assistance. Hilarity ensues. -ONESHOT-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/21/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Five and One: Sleep Is For the Unmotivated by Penbrydd reviews
Five times Jim Kirk slept with someone, in a notable fashion, and the one time he actually fell asleep with someone.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/21/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Christmas Time by SasUKE00006 reviews
He never minded being cold, but it was nice once in a while to feel warm. KakaSasu Rated M for future chapter. Lemon chapter up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Let the Pheromones Choose the Man by Penbrydd reviews
-Spock/Kirk- Spock is going through Pon Farr, but despite the best efforts of everyone he's offered, the blood fever is getting worse. Sarek and Bones must find a solution -- and that solution is ... Kirk?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Benefits of Swearing by SongToTheSiren reviews
Just a fun little one shot featuring- surprise, surprise- Dr McCoy. Obviously contains some swearing but not too much really.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/20/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Always Be Prepared by yukiislikesnow reviews
5 times McCoy had a hypo for that, and the 1 time he had to make do.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
About Vulcan Weaknesses by yukiislikesnow reviews
5 times where Spock was at a disadvantage for being Vulcan, and the 1 time he had the advantage because he was the Enterprises' Vulcan. Kirk POV
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/19/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Vulcan, a Captain and a Doctor walked into a bar by Chapin CSI reviews
And it was the crummiest place they’d ever been. Sure, the booze was cheap, but the jokes were stale and offensive-especially to the only Vulcan present. But for Jim, the night wasn’t a total loss. He got to learn a word -two, in fact: Pon Farr. PRE SLASH
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Life in the Neutral Zone by EchoBravoTango reviews
An encounter on the edge of Romulan space forces Kirk and Spock to pilot the Enterprise alone for ten days. Trying to be as Star Trek faithful as possible, with some added....intrigue? Will be K/S slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,130 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Grudging Acceptance by Penbrydd reviews
-Kirk!Prime/nu!Spock- Velvet Blindfold asked for this pairing, with nachos. Bloody lunatic that I am, I have provided it. -ONESHOT-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Dance, Dance BARFIGHT! by Penbrydd reviews
Spock is captured by aliens and forced to become a pole dancer in a nightclub. It's up to Kirk and McCoy to save him! Blame the kinkmeme -- I sure do. PURE CRACK, some angst.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
What? by Fair Hearing reviews
Sulu/Chekov. "Five times Chekov/Sulu were lost in translation, one time they weren't." Except I made it FOUR times and one time because I am 3dgy. Warnings for language and !S!E!X! -- but only if you pay close attention to context clues.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Make the world go away by cedarrapidsgirl78 reviews
Jim Kirk was having one of those days. Slash, nothing graphic, don't like don't read. Rated only for swearing and barfing.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,218 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Summer Nights by superxXxSAMURAI reviews
Ino’s sleeping, Shikamaru can’t sleep, and Chouji’s taking a shower. Shikamaru x Chouji
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Shikamaru N., Chōji A. - Complete
Incongruent by Jaylee1 reviews
It wasn’t until one night, while drinking away the fact that he had to live in a universe in which stupidity existed, that he began to reevaluate his hard-earned take on the psychology of man.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Sweetest Purrfection by Penbrydd reviews
The crackmeme spawned kitty!Spock, and now I'm guilty, too. Pointless fluff, in which Spock is not a cat, but behaves like Kirk's favourite kitten.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Five and One: Captain Squeaky by Penbrydd reviews
Another one for the crackmeme. Anonymous e asked for "Five times Jim Kirk squeaked. And one time he made someone yelp."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Drunken Lullabies by Penbrydd reviews
It's Scotty's birthday, and Spock is at the party by request. Havoc ensues when Bones lets on that Vulcans get drunk off of chocolate... -ONESHOT-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Spock, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
When You Say Nothing At All by LoveWithoutLimits reviews
.. he never needed words to know how Jim felt about him..." SLASH, SongFic, Kirk/Bones.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Friendly Support by MizC reviews
a missing scene between Kirk and McCoy after the Enterprise makes it back to Earth, but before the commendation ceremony
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/15/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Don't Believe In Love by LoveWithoutLimits reviews
Jim Kirk didn’t believe in love, Jim Kirk believed in the moment. At every moment of his day he wished he could believe in love. Implied Slash, Kirk/Bones, Songfic
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Cold and Wet by Penbrydd reviews
KirkxSpock. For the st xi kinkmeme on LJ. Kirk and Spock get caught in a sleetstorm on Durania IV. Vulcans do cold quite poorly and cold -fingers- even less well.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Hidden Desire's Revealed - Kisaita by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Itachi and Kisame discover feelings they didn't know existed. Smut one shot! Hard Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Do You Hear the People Past the Point of Defying Gravity by OceanTiger13 reviews
Jim Kirk is obsessed with musicals. (Old.)
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Keeping Up by Klei reviews
Whoever said it was the seme who always demanded sex? Oh, how troublesome it was for poor Kisame to have to deal with his hormone-prone teenage lover’s constant pleas. KisaIta lemons, crack-ish, failed attempt at humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Choice of Words by sadyshea reviews
Chekov and Sulu get into a bout when a certain russian teases a pilot with the new edition of fencing weekly. Hilarity and soul searching ensues. //// chekov/sulu slash c/s fluff. oneshot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2009 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
Farce Trek by T'Pinto reviews
An unpronounceable planet, an Alien Virus that only affects red shirted Ensigns from the Enterprise, and ABOMONATIONS! OH MY!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Only In His Mind by M.Y.Ame reviews
Kirk wishes the dreams would stop. Sulu and Chekov play a little prank. Spock is concerned in his own way. pre-slash, in a certain way. Minor humor, depending on your sense of it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
A Vulcan's Cure to Hiccups by ValorRose reviews
Spock has a problem with hiccups and Kirk works to resolve the issue, misadventures happen. K Slashy thoughts SPORK
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,967 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Toxin by Soot reviews
A toxin gets into Chekov's system whilst on a mission on a planets surface. SLASH. Chekov/Sulu .
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/12/2009 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
Both Hands On The Throttle by Penbrydd reviews
KirkxSpock written for the STXI kinkmeme on LJ. Sometimes Spock throttles the hell out of his captain, but only when the captain really deserves it. But, what if Kirk's pissing him off on purpose?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/11/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Engagement by LoveWithoutLimits reviews
Sequeal to Proposal. It's the day after, the question is, who is going to notice first? Slash, Kirk/McCoy
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/11/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
5 Times Bones and Kirk Accidentally Got Married by Gorramit Girl reviews
The 5 accidental marriages of Jim T. Kirk and Leonard "Bones" McCoy. And one real marriage.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/11/2009 - [L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk] - Complete
Permanently Single by cedarrapidsgirl78 reviews
My first foray into Star Trek fiction. Jim has something he wants to ask Bones. Eventually. Slash, implied right now, don't like, don't read. Much thanks to my cousin for the fic title idea and disease. To my other favorite cousin in NW WI.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk
Mindblowing? by B.J. Sanders reviews
Er... Just PWP threesome. Spock/Kirk/McCoy. Graphic and descriptive. Definite Mature. Friendship because I'm not sure if just sex really counts as romance. Or, really, if it counts as Friendship... :
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/9/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
The Tub Incident by B.J. Sanders reviews
There's a tub in sickbay, supposedly for therapeutic purposes. Too bad no one uses it for medical reasons. Kirk/Spock water sex, Scotty/Enterprise solo water play. And poor McCoy, witness to it all...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
A souvenir from Umbralia Nine by Chapin CSI reviews
Jim Kirk goes to Umbralia Nine and brings back an, er, souvenir. It's up to Dr. McCoy to fix things... with a little help from Mr. Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/9/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Four Things and One by Simple Heart reviews
Four things Leonard McCoy couldn't fix and one thing he did. pre- Kirk/McCoy slash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk
The Loss of Life and Liberty by Venea Taur reviews
“They changed everything,” Kirk said. “Absolutely everything.” He threw his arms up in the air. “I don’t even know who I am anymore. And then they just won't leave me alone. They find me where ever I am." A Those Darn Fanfic Writers story.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Amok Time by Lanaea reviews
K/S Slash. Reboot Rewrite! Something's wrong with Spock. Well, more than usual, anyway...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
кaчай на износ! Go for the burn! by B.J. Sanders reviews
Sulu doesn't want to celebrate, but a drunken Chekov changes his mind. There is, quite possibly, no point to this story other than smut. And, of course, the Russian language. Sulu/Chekov.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/6/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Four times Spock was a genius by idril.tinuviel reviews
...and one time he wasn't. K/S pre-slash "In retrospective, however, Kirk thought that it would’ve been better to actually listen to Uhura for once. Maybe then he and Spock would not be in the predicament they were in now."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Blue Eyes and a Bottle of Jack by Alone Dreaming reviews
How had he missed the significance of the day? McCoy and Kirk spend the anniversary of the former's divorce in a broken turbolift. One-shot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/5/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Five Times Spock Told Kirk to Shutup by safirewoods reviews
Five times Spock told Kirk to shut-up and the one time Kirk kissed him. Written for the ST09 Kink Meme on LiveJournal.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/5/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Change by superxXxSAMURAI reviews
As he grew older, Shikamaru began to notice changes... Summary inside. ShikaCho
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Chōji A., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Watching Me, Watching You by spooky-fbi reviews
Spock is early for his chess game with Jim. He therefore very logically decides to watch Jim take a shower. Y'know, because it's logical. Mentions of Spock/Uhura. Warning: Adult content. Do not click if you are underage.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Instinct by yukiislikesnow reviews
There are all kinds of instincts. Survival instincts, testing instincts, emotional instincts. But sexual ones...now those are the best kind.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
How To Seduce A Vulcan In 3 Easy Steps by LittleMissHotPepper reviews
Jim is convinced that he is a master of seduction, but Bones disagrees. Will a bet that Kirk can’t seduce his Vulcan First Officer settle the debate? K/S Slash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Inevitability by Jaylee1 reviews
Companion piece to 'Improbability', told from Spock's POV. "He would figure Jim Kirk out eventually -- it simply required more observation and the accumulation of data."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/2/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Psychosis and Fortune Cookies by SlytherinMalfoySnape reviews
Dr McCoy is going crazy. For Jim. Over Captain Jim Kirk. His best friend who is completely oblivious. Kirk/McCoy. Full warnings inside.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Just Another Day in Paradise by Rachel L. M reviews
Then the Vulcan punched him hard in the arm for good measure and walked out of the closet.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Might I Make a Request? by yukiislikesnow reviews
K/S response to kink meme involving Kirk in glasses and Spock enjoying that look on him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Conscious Dreaming by SlytherinMalfoySnape reviews
AKA 5 Times Jim invaded Spock’s dreams and the 1 time he didn’t have to. Eventual Kirk/Spock SLASH. Full warnings inside.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
So You Wanna Be Vulcan? by xeksx reviews
Kirk has to dress as a Vulcan for a mission. Spock gets turned on by Vulcan Kirk!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Of Miniskirts and Madness by Motor City Mistress reviews
Done for the Star Trek Kink Meme. Jim Kirk dresses in drag to surprise his lover, Leonard 'Bones' McCoy. Smut ensues. Bones x Kirk slash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Whisper In My Ear by Motor City Mistress reviews
My first Star Trek story. Spock didn't really mean to knock the captain out...but then again, tying him to the bed wasn't really necessary to wake him up. Spock x Jim Kirk slash, smut.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Dress by M.Y.Ame reviews
Chekov chose that moment to turn his seat, “You know Kepton, that color, it goes wery well with your eyes.” The grin was back. Sulu coughed, having swallowed the wrong way, Uhura wished she was on a vessel sans the mental-hospital worthy captain. K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/29/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Checkmate by Dilmn8 reviews
Kirk tries to distract Spock during a game of chess, but it doesn't work out like planned. SLASH Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/29/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Strip by katgirl5 reviews
Okay I reposted. It's fixed now. Sasuke is dancing around in his room and gets caught by his brother. Rated M in case. ItaSasu. Uchihacest. Don't like, dont read. Lime. Yaoi. Striptease.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Game On by SunnyRea reviews
James Kirk has an idea for a game, he and Bones have to pull surprise kisses on each other without getting caught. Who ever has the most kisses by the time they do wins. The game is on! Who will win? Kirk-Bones
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/29/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Improbability by Jaylee1 reviews
The Vulcan needed to relax. It would also be nice if he stopped looking at Jim as if he were a puzzle needing to be solved. Jim felt he was pretty transparent.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/27/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Evil Counterparts Really Suck by graceandfire reviews
Originally written for the 'Mirror Universe' flashfic challenge. Pure unadulterated crack!fic. Rated M for language, suggestive themes and evil counterpart behavior. Uhmm, especially evil Chekov who is inappropriate and, well, very fond of leather
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Published: 6/27/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
till we drop by irnan reviews
Jim plus whiskey plus late night crazy person conversations equals Insidious Attack of the Horrendous Migraine on Dr. McCoy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Vat Do You Diwide by Vhen Computing Luff? by Sparkylovesfire reviews
Dammit, I'm a doctor, not a matchmaker, but you two make a damn cute couple."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/25/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Ring My Bells by adevotedreader reviews
Dancing is a form of expression. Can Kirk show Spock that it can also be used as a form of persuasion?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The List by SunnyRea reviews
--KirkMcCoy-- James Kirk is starting a list of all the different species he's slept with, clearly McCoy needs to hear all about it. This is what the academy is for after all, sex and friend torture. But what could it lead to?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/25/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Free Ride by MAKandCHEESE reviews
KakaSasu In more ways than one Kakashi shows Sasuke that the best things in life really are free... and very public. Anal, AU/AR, COMPLETE, Exhib, Oneshot, PWP, Voy, Yaoi Collab: MAKandCHEESE/KakaSasu4ever
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,440 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
5 Times McCoy Was A Bad Ass And 1 Time He Wasn't by BlueHawaii reviews
5 times McCoy was a bad ass and 1 time he really, really wasn't. Slight Kirk/McCoy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,688 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/25/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Owning up by SlytherinMalfoySnape reviews
AKA Sulu, Chekov and a pair of underwear. Warning: Sulu/Chekov SLASH. Established relationship. Implied sexuality.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2009 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
Secret Perversions by Profound Yaoi reviews
Kakashi receives his just desserts! Warning: Yaoi, graphic lemon, language and PWP. Rated M on the site, but I think I should make it MA15 ! Disclaimer: I don't own anything to do with Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Broke It by AestheticAcoustic reviews
Hidan likes it rough, and sometimes Kakuzu forgets his own strength. KakuHidan. Drabble thing, half lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/23/2009 - [Hidan, Kakuzu] Deidara - Complete
Freefall by Tincture reviews
Spock and Kirk have had yet another spat and Bones has had enough. Yaoi but very mild
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
5 Times Kirk Handed Out Valentine Sweethearts by astronomylover reviews
...and One Time It Worked. Slash - Kirk/McCoy. The title says it all. Please R&R.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Can't Get Much Clearer by Chaos Burning reviews
Kirk is hoping to get the senior officers to bond, so he suggests the brilliant idea of karaoke. Of course, since this is Kirk we’re talking about, it spirals out from there. Bones/Kirk, Spock/Uhura and Sulu/Chekov. I swear it's not bad like the summary!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,042 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Subliminal by Anria reviews
Jim never told Spock about the Vulcan mind-meld his older self had done, back when Spock had thrown him off the ship for mutiny. Kirk and Spock in Yet Another Mindmeld Fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/21/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
5 Times Kirk Didn't Want To Wear The Dress Uniform by astronomylover reviews
...and one time he did. Title explains it all. Slash Kirk/McCoy. Please read and review!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
It Sucks to be Young! by jokermobile reviews
Five times Chekov's youth kept him from getting what he wanted, and once it didn't. Various pairings, including McCoy/Chekov and Kirk/Chekov.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Complete
A Kiss by haze.of.halcyon reviews
One-shot: Spock is somehow led to believe that a kiss is used simply to express gratitude. Well, Captain Kirk is sure in for one hell of a thank you...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Good Part by aliwildgoose reviews
When Chekov came up to Kirk that night, he seemed like a guy who'd been stalling, but Kirk can't imagine why — he tells stories all the time, to anyone who'll listen, and this one isn't even dirty. Sulu/Chekov
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2009 - J. Kirk, P. Chekov - Complete
Sounds by YouWreckMe reviews
Spock hears unusual noises coming from Kirk's quarters. He decides to investigate and finds the Captain in a very compromising position. K/S slash, lemon-fresh. Ch3 posted.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
four reasons why you shouldn't by acetamide reviews
...let your best friend talk you into having sex, and one reason why you should.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Spocko Gets A Piece of the Action by cable69 reviews
Inspired by the season two TOS episode "A Piece of the Action." Did anybody else notice how deeply Spock got into the role of a gangster?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Spock - Complete
So Beautiful by SciFanGurl1990 reviews
One-Shot. Kirk and Spock are made to wear some interesting outfits...how will they respond when they see eachother? Made specially for sexypancake who requested: Spock and jewelry. SLASH. Rated T for sensuality and scenes of a sexual nature.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Spock Was Here by B.J. Sanders reviews
Vaguely, Jim remember alcohol. And it hurt to sit down. But why the hell was Spock willing to help him remember? Kirk/Spock. Slashy attempt at humor.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Because of You by Chaos Burning reviews
What they never realized in their time together, was how much they really needed each other. It takes one fiery engineer, a devastated Engineering department, and an epidemic for them to fully understand what they truly mean to one another. McCoy/Kirk
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk
Proposal by LoveWithoutLimits reviews
They don't do Valentine's, not until now, and Jim is determined to do something special, to do it right. Kirk/McCoy SLASH.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Good Times by Lanaea reviews
K/S, 'Home' side-story snippet. If Sex is Good Times, and Pon Farr is Sex, then logically, Pon Farr is...?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 132 - Published: 6/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Hard Sell by exiled mind reviews
James Kirk can be very convincing. Kirk/McCoy
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/14/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Rendezvous by UnderneathxRussiasxSheets reviews
The crew would never notice, not until the two of them were ready to slowly let their guards down and show the universe how much they meant to each other. S/K slash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
What the Heart Wants by Terra-Lilly reviews
Jim thinks he's been pretty good about keeping his unrequited . . .thing for his First Officer a secret. A dangerous away mission changes all that. Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/10/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Human Mating Rituals by Chicapanzy reviews
After baring their souls to one another, Kirk teaches Spock a lesson in human mating rituals. Takes place between Destiny and Uncertainty. NC-17 for sexual content.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/10/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Under Wraps by zyll10 reviews
The Enterprise-A is full of secrets. As they warp across space on a rescue mission, Kirk and Spock sneak around together, Uhura has her own secret, and Spock develops one more thing to hide: pon farr. Who'll be discovered first? Sequel to First Contact.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,556 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Mission Iruka by Kiterie reviews
Tsunade assigns Kakashi to observe Iruka under the pretense that she believes Iruka is depressed. Kakashi isn't so sure he should trust her reasons, but it's a mission... Being made into a Doujin! PM for links to lemons and doujin-preview.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,157 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Evoke and React by sadyshea reviews
Kirk wants to play the 'emotional compromise Spock' game again, but when the unexpected happens, it only leaves one the winner. K/S slash. Kirk/Spock Slash. oneshot. cowritten by whylite.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Nobody puts Pasha in a corner by Soul of The Wind reviews
While visiting a Starbase, Chekov is attacked and Sulu is not happy. Sulu/Chekov.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/8/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Extrasensory Perception by Highend reviews
Kirk and Spock go shopping at Walgreens for Uhura, where Spock tends to interrupt.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Destiny by Chicapanzy reviews
COMPLETED! After a string of missions, the crew of the Enterprise has finally earned some leave time. Spock takes this opportunity to find out what Kirk learned from Spock Prime at Delta Vega. But is he really ready to embrace his destiny? Kirk/Spock
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,465 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Pon Farr and You by Lanaea reviews
A guide.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Spock, Sarek - Complete
Russian Techniques by The Inamorata reviews
A classic tale of two boys and one blanket. “Are you cold? I can share.” Kirk/Chekov. SLASH. SMUT. ONESHOT.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2009 - J. Kirk, P. Chekov - Complete
Sleeping by BlueHawaii reviews
Kirk likes to watch Bones sleep. Kirk/McCoy Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/5/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
A Long Hard Day by starsnstripies reviews
A stressful day ending in a lap full of captain. Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/5/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Uncertainty Principle by Whitnium reviews
Bones gets a lesson in quantum mechanics and Jim has a very bad day. COMPLETE.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,142 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Sex and Orgasms by futagoat02 reviews
Apparently in Vulcan that meant “I want to have hot sexy man-loving with you all night long” because Spock abruptly launches a proposal. Of sorts.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/3/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Five & One: From Afar by cable69 reviews
Kirk/McCoy/Spock. The five times Kirk walks in on Spock and McCoy and the one time he joins them.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete