Hi, names k*. This is the first time i'm actually writing my profile, so its kinda suckish. Anywhay, I'm 14 years old (more or less...) and I like to write fanfics (no duh.) My first fanfic about Buffy wasn't my favorite so i bailed on it, but the rest i work on during most of my free time. I just recently, about 7-8 months ago, got into anime and am loving it! Bleach, NARUTO

So, hence the name, I like to write about vampires, but to be more specific- ish, vampires, werewolves, ghosts, sucubi, demons, zombies; pretty much anything that goes bump in the dark; evil. But I like to twist it up a bit you know, born to be bad yet good as can be. The great hero with a dark power, that sort of thing. LOVE IT. I also like it the other way around. The good goes bad. Skywalker goes Darth Vader. It's the same thing but it isnt. Like naruto and the kyuubi is the great hero with a dark power, but regular guy going vampire and killing a bunch of people is good going bad. Clear difference.

I also like food.

Funny joke #75:

Knock knock

who's there

The doctor

the doctor who

HA!

Funny joke #23:

Why do most integers not like pie?

Cause it's always irrational!

Anyway, schools cool... And um heres a list of shows that are awseome.

Adventure Time with Finn and Jake

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Angel

Wizards of Waverly Place

Blue Exorcist

Bleach

Naruto

Beelzebub

The Secret Saturdays

Freezing

Generator Rex

Trueblood and Dexter (dont ask if im too young)

South Park (so)

Ben 10

Regular Show

Supernatural

The Vampire Diaries

Being Human UK and US version

thats it. I'll add more stuff later. Bye bye.

Hi. I know I just said bye but im saying hi like three months after. Well, Ive finally done it. My first Naruto fanfic. *Cheer and aplause* Thank you, thank you. Village Hidden in Blood isn't the most amazing story, but its got Naruto- kun in it so it has to rock! XD Enyways I have like fiftybazillionyazillion ideas in my tiny hyper brain for stories. so, pretty soon theres gonna be like fiftybazillionyazillion and three stories on my profile. Get readin!

Plus, due to vicious verbal attack from a basta- *clears throat* I mean stupid ignorant buttface student from my school. I have to post this very important message.

BOOKS:

HARRY POTTER IS BETTER THAN TWILIGHT

MOVIES:

TWILIGHT IS BETTER THAN HARRY POTTER

EVERYTHING INCLUDING MERCHANDISE AND OTHER CRAP:

HARRY POTTER IS BETTER THAN TWILIGHT BY FAR

Post this on yo' profile if you hate meanies who abuse animals.

When I opened my eyes and saw you

I knew that I was yours

As you smiled and looked at me gently

I jumped up and down on all fours

My tail was wagging madly

As you picked me up from the rest

I took pride that I was chosen

That to you, I was the best

You took me home and fed me

Gave me drink and shelter too

During cold nights you would shiver

But then I would cuddle with you

You would take me on walks in the mornings

I would trot right beside you with glee

Some times we'd run and I'd sprint through the wind

I loved it; just you and me

But then you brought that mean old man

Who smelled of smoke and ginn

Sometimes when you left and it was just me and him

He'd kick with that drunk evil grin

Soon you started noticing

The way he beat me down

But you just stood there, watching him

Not sprouting a tear or a frown

One day he kicked me really hard

Cursing about his car

I think I broke a rib or two

Cause he kicked me really far

I started feeling real bad inside

A day or two after that kick

I tried tell you how I hurt

But you ignored me as I got sick

Once you saw me crying in pain

I cried and barked for help

But all you did was yell "Shut up!"

And then smacked hard with a belt

I could barely move my legs anymore

The pain was oh so much

But why did I need to move any way

My water bowl only had dust

I couldn't move my body

But my heart was still beating yet slow

But I haven't seen you in three or four weeks

So I don't think that you really know

I died that day, sick and alone

But now I'm in that better place

I wish I knew where you are now

So I could see that beautiful face

You might have let that drunken old man

Beat me down and 'till my end

But that doesn't change the very true fact

That your my very best friend

Would you treat your friend like that? Never abuse an animal. No matter how drunk you are or how bad your day was. Man's best friend, not mans punching bag.

Go ASPCA!

NARUTOXHINATA #1: FIRST KISS

Naruto had just finished beating down 'Madara' (AKA: Tobi) with his friends and comrades, including the infamous Uchicha Sasuke. He's smiling sheepishly at his worried yet angry teammember Sakura Haruno who had just finished wacking Naruto on the head.

"Baka! Don't go off pulling stupid stunts like that." She said with a slight smile right before hugging him. Sasuke just stood there with a slight grin as he wathched the scene around him.

"Hmf. Dobe." said Sasuke. Naruto just glared at Sasuke as if nothing ever happened between them, as if neither of them had tried to kill one another. As Naruto began to smile at the old friend in front of him, a serious looking, scratched up Hinata walked straight up to Naruto. She looked straight at him, trying ever so hard not to blush, but to no avail.

Naruto was shocked that a person could natrually turn a shade that almost mimiced the color of blood. But even with that color on her face, Naruto realized that Hinata was beautiful. From her long blue hair to her sandaled small feet, she was F -I -N -E. Naruto slightly blushed at his thoughts.

'Just kiss her you lucky brat.' said Kurama (kyuubi) smoothly. Naruto was dumbfounded.

"W- wha-." But before Naruto could finish, Hinata took hold of Naruto and kissed him. Naruto at first was suprised by the small warm face leaning into his, but soon imbraced it, enjoying Hinatas warmth. As they kissed, Naruto could here the loud 'oohs!' s and 'alright!' s and one loud 'Damn you Naruto! You lucky bastard!' from Kiba.

Reluctantly, the two teenagers separated their lips and looked at eachother lovingly. Hinata opened her mouth trying to say something until she finally just bursted out.

"I- I- I Love you Naruto! I always have! Without you I would have never made it this far in life and- and- and." Naruto just smiled and said.

"I love you too." And that was all Hinata needed to hear.

"Forever." they both said in unison.

Awwwwww! BTW, quick thing. If you are a fan of the Narunata couple, I've got a pretty good (AMAZING) fic coming up with some fluff in it. Sayanara!