"... of all the things he thought he would find in here, he did not expect a naked human to hold his gaze and look so *angry* of all things..." (A longfic Decepticons win AU with human slavery and G1 elements. Lots of surprise ships along the way, people. Previous title: Earth Pets. Cover Art: AshasCadence.)

A failed attempt on his life leaves Starscream burning for revenge, but his only available clue is a name: Unicron-a strange, vast world where mechs of all factions fight over rich energon that oozes from the ground. Starscream and Alexis must go undercover as master and slave to discover who wants Starscream dead-but will they discover the planet's secret before it's too late?

An OC/Megatron pair up. After the final battle of the third film, Megatron, fleeing from his fate of death, retreats to isolation on Earth. What will become of him now, with his army and goal of supreme tyranny gone, when now a young human enters the picture?

"The heck is your problem with me! I'm a normal person. I watch Friends, The Office, Modern Family... etc! I eat like a normal person, I act like a normal person… sometimes… and I live on this Earth like a normal person! Why the heck are aliens from outer space so attracted to me! Do I smell good or something?" Rated T for violence and action, some suggestive content, and language.

"I seriously wanna be just like you, Grandpa Rick." "Fuck that, kid. Be better than me." Summer nodded. Rick smiled softly, staring at the teen as her eyes widened to comedic proportions out the window. "You know what, no one can be greater than I am, so just stick to being like me." "Okay." "That a girl." And Rick decided, she saved his life once, why not save hers?

Jack was really beginning to question why the Autobots never attached a ball and chain to Mikos foot whenever they left base. Chasing after her and getting caught by a Decepticon was not how he intended to spend his day. Coauthored between me and my new friend, Shade Penn!

Sequel to Faded Memories. Barely alive after the battle in China, Lockdown is forced to rely on the help of a human woman to survive and everything he thought he knew or believed will be turned upside down

The war is seemingly over on Cybertron, factions have eased into a fragile, but holding, peace. Even the colonies are being pulled back into active trading and communications.But what happens when the Decepticons discover an organic planet, with little mech-like beings. So why not make use of them, both the ones with and without pleasant bio energy, and make a nice profit as well?

SG 'verse fic! Co-authored story with between my new buddy, Rian Moeru, and I! Jack, Miko and Raf were only trying to get to safety, but in hindsight the 'bridge hadn't looked right at all. Now, trapped in a world far different from their own, the three children must try to adjust to life where the Autobots are evil. But Jack...Isn't sure he can trust the cons. Focuses on Jack!

Jack had seen many strange things. But finding a dying mech he'd never seen before in a forest? That was new. Jack, not one to turn a blind eye on someone in need, helps the mech, even taking energon from the 'bots secret emergency stores for the mech. He figured once the mech was better, he'd leave. Instead, he's kidnapped by the mech, known as the feared bounty hunter, Lockdown.

Little Sisters shouldn't be without their Daddies...

After an explosion in the Decepticon Space Bridge, Jack, Miko, and Raf are stranded alone on separate planets, while the Autobots try desperately to get them back. But who are these strange bots they've met? Why do they look so familiar? And what does Starscream mean by saying he's been gone for years?

During a Cybertronian 'peace,' ex-Cons decide to hide the sentience of and sell humans as pets to secure Earth. Sam and Mikaela might just be the first to grasp the reality of the situation alongside their new mech owner.

Fifty years after Mission City, Earth has lost hope. Galvatron's drones scour the land. Eleven humans, Autobots, and Decepticons struggle to survive. AU 2007verse. Complete!

G1 - Very short fic. Thundercracker cleans up and ponders the human issue. Rated M for safety due to graphic reference to human death.

[G1]He never wanted to see a world torn apart by their war as his had been...but in a small American town, abandoned, left to ruin and decay after the initial invasion, Bumblebee finds a glimmer of hope for possible redemption in the form of a small child

G1 ish universe. Thundercracker captures a young woman to be his pet

2007 Movieverse. Ironhide adjusts to his new role as the Lennox family guardian.

Oneshot, G1. Thundercracker is haunted by the ghosts of the humans he’s killed. They don’t know that they’re dead, and they want him to let them go home.