"Sometimes I feel like I've got my nose pressed up against the window of a bakery, only I'm the bread." -Carrie Fisher

"I seem to be a verb." -attributed to Buckminster Fuller

"When a friend calls, there is no tomorrow." -G. Herbert

"Love me for the sake of loving, always and forever." -E. Barrett Browning

"Criticize a friend in private and praise him(or her) in public." -L. da Vinci

"Beautiful is the love freely given." -W. Shakespeare

"Follow the three R's: respect for self, respect for others, and responsibility for all you actions." -Dalai Lama

“Life is a jest; and all things show it. I thought so once; and now I know it.” -John Gay

“Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or self-confidence.” -Robert Frost

“Try to become not a (wo)man of success, try rather to become a (wo)man of value.” -Einstein

“If... A=success then A=x+y+z when... x= work, y= play and z= keep your mouth shut.” -Einstein

"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ass." -God