Moonlit: Revising this as of 4/13/2004. -_-;; Poor dead AL... *pats it*
DC: "Helping" in the revision, just to be annoying. XD

Insanity Inc:

Home of the best Insane Authors ever! Here to bring you the best Insane fics you'll ever read!
DC: More likely seen on our individual accounts than THIS one.

Members:

Flower Powerer
Salamander3
Saffire Shadow
Yui
Psychogyarados (A.K.A PV)
Moonlit Shadow
Mewchu11 (Moonlit: -_-' egotistical)
DClick

Inactive members: Dawn the Espeon, Lccorp2, PinkDragonFlame, The Crimson Lugia

DC: There are some people who almost seem like honorary members by now. But that ain't my decision. :P

All: Welcome to Insanity Inc.!
Flower:Best Insanity Anywhere! ^_^
Lc: We're all evil, insane, strange, aannd...
All: aand?
Lc: Wobble?
Shadow: Kersplat!!!! ^-^
All: *blink*
Shadow: ^^;;;;;;
C9Y: Mortyy??!! You out there??? *goes and searches*
TCL: Lc has a DarkLugia and I DON'T! *whines s'more and cries*
Lc: ALL MUST FEAR MAI DARKLUGIA!!! 8-D
Flower: Tired...*cuddles up to Ty*
Ty: AHH!!! *runs around insanely*
Flower: ZZZZzzzzzz...
Sal: Oh sweetie!! Where are yooouuu???
Shadow: *giggles silently and hides*
Dawn: *playing with ball of yarn* FUN!! *gets stuck* Not again...:(
Shadow: *juggling open cans of root beer* IT'S RAINING ROOT BEER!!!!! :D
DC: *playing a video game, oblivious to everything else*
11: I'm pretty sure I'm more evil and mad than you guys are. But, some days I wonder
Moonlit: Oh, I dont think so... *grins sadistically at him* One word, my dear 11. Kilt. (And we all know how they're traditionally worn... *winks at 11* XD)

:BWEEP!:

11: Ahem, we not interupt the insanity for an acual message! I AM MEWCHU11! Fear my admision! Fear my clones! Your in luck, Me and flower are in the same room together, and we are both still alive! Which, reminds me. I'm conpiling a Dictionary of insanity! The Mewconian Insanica! If any one wants to add some entries to it just E-mail me at TheMC11@yahoo.com!

DC: Gee, I emailed you my entries AGES ago, and you never made the dictionary...

TCL: Just in case no one knows me... I AM THE QUEEN OF INSANITY! YOU ALL MUST BOW TO ME! *ahem* The rules of Insanity are as follows: (failure to follow these rules will result in the do-er being classified as "sane"...Whatever that means)
1) Absolutely NO plots must make sense
DC teh Interrupter: Or at least as little sense as possible.
2) If you need something good to say, take two totally random words, write them backwards, then eat your keyboard
3) While waiting to get more reviews, your valuable time shall be spent singing songs about the glowing spiders from Jupiter.
4) If you ever get a sane thought, put your head between your knees and breathe deeply.
5) If anyone here knows the meaning of the word "sane" please speak up.
Thank you, that is all ^^

Shadow: what's sanity?...I think it's chocolate, but that may be because my brain is in a thousand pieces. ^^ *blows up into a million little Safs, and plays soccer*
DC: W-wait a second. Some of my plots make sense! ... Sort of. :P
Epsilon: Yeah, if you can call most of the boys getting their shirts stolen, then we have to go to Hollow Bastion except it's painted pink to defeat an evil fangirl queen making sense.
DC: ... You're not supposed to be in here, Epsilon.
Epsilon: Like that's ever stopped me? ^_^

11: Quite interesting people neh? I'm always around, lets talk on MSN IM sometimes (TheMC11@hotmail.com) and I promise that I'll get you drunk with power, or just drunk...

Saffire: *now put back together* whadeva Mewwy...I'm on MSN lots too. ^^ Well...whadeva...*hides from Sal* dun tell him where I am. ^^

DC: I'm on MSN pretty often too. Fwee. ... And Saf's rarely on MSN anymore. ;_; Wah.

11: Mewwy, man I am getting SICK of that name... aw, oh well. Hey, everybody who may be reading this (Acual readers more so than authors) Why don't you go read Mad Mewchu Manor? It ain't all that bad, and it is the quickest realesed too!

:Pause:

11: I ain't asking you, I'm telling you! You do not know what I do to people that cross me! And if ya wanna know, go read! Cause it is there!

11: You still here? (Takes out a huge two handed lazer) Go, go now. Please just leave and go read it, I know where you live and man, I feel sorry for you.

Yui: Hehe... This bio, I think, is getting to be more insane than the fic being planned... o_O;;; But insanity is good... See, this is just a little preview... Wait until we write the fic... WHEE!

11: Yeah boys and girls. Stay outta the sun... cause the world will have a new personna soon...

ALL: What's that supposta mean?

11: Oh... nothing ¬¬

Saffire: *jumps on Mewwy* HEYA KITTY!!!!! Meow, Meow!! *sings the pretty kitty song*

Yui: *sings the "I want a purple kitty for my birthday" song* Oh I want a purple kitty for my birthday, Mom!! A fluffy one! A pretty one!! *latches herself to Morty's shoulders*

Morty: o_O;;;

11: *Shuddering like mad* You know I hate that song! Don't make me hurt you girls... I'm evil you know! Nothing agaist hitting girls or anything like that...

Moonlit: *huggles 11* You wouldnt hit me. ^^

11: ... true

Dawn: *huggles Lc*

Flower: Love-birds. *sprinkles pixie dust over the reader* FLY! FLY MY PRETTY! And go read some of our fics...

Moonlit: *Glomps 11 again and grins* I might be writing something in the near future. Amazing, ne? considering I haven't written anything and posted it since January... Meh... Yeah...

DC: Interruptions to things other people said courtesy of ME! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ... and read my fics too. Hey, look, I get the last line in the bio! (For now...) YAH! *parties*

Moonlit: *grins* No, I did... Mwahaha...

DC: *sticks tongue out* You're no fun.

Moonlit: I know. XD

DC: Nyah nyah nyah.

Moonlit: XD Anyone up for oral?

PV: *Murders the other AL members, pours gasoline all over the AL, sets it on fire and murders the readers for good measure* No escape from the insane...