Hi, my name is rachel and I am currently a senior in high shool. I love to read and write slash stories and I especially love Mpreg stories. My favorites Harry Potter characters are ( in order from most to least):
Ron Weasley
George and Fred Weasley
Severus Snape
Draco Malfoy

And My favorite parings are:
Ron/ Severus
Ron/ Draco
Ron/ Harry
Ron and anybody really

So that's it for now

funniest story ever!

When I was in eighth grade, my best friend "Craig" and I were sitting through a Sunday evening service. The pastor was talking about Christian fellowship. For whatever reason, I looked at Craig sitting about five feet away from me in the pew and made the universal "jerk-off" hand motion. There was no one else in our pew, and no one for two pews behind or in front of us. Well, Craig took off his jacket, covered his lap, and whipped it out. My respect for Craig soared, because he had just launched the tactical nuclear weapon of things-one-doesn't-do-in-church. He was jerking off! In church! AND THEN...

To demonstrate our Christian fellowship, the pastor asked everyone to stand up, walk around, and "shake hands with your neighbor." I shit thee not. Craig looked at me. His eyes went wide and his jaw dropped--i.e., that classic eighth-grade "Oh, shit!" look. Craig tried to stuff his dick back into his pants, but it was too late. The Christian fellowshippers were upon us. For the next six months Craig had to sit in a pew with his parents.

Craig's Sunday Best

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