Hello people of the world, or how ever many of these people are actually on this site.

My name is deadbyapril122 obviously, you don't really need to know my actual name.

I am currently twenty, and a pretty shitty story writer so if you do through some miracle end up on my profile don't be suprised if you find none of my own fanifction but just my favorites lists.

If I'm going to put something on my profile I might as well put quotes like so many other people seem to enjoy doing so here we go:

"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."

Friedrich Nietzsche (don't know why i chose that quote but I just like it)

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." -not sure who

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."-Unknown

"The rocket worked perfectly, it just landed on the wrong planet" - Wernher von Braun (man who designed the German V2 rockets launched at London during world war 2)