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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. I love Alan Rickman, and admit to a strange obsession with Sailormoon. Some of my favourite things are: pizza, pasta, pet snails, reptile, French garlic roasted snails, hermit crabs, beaches, rock pools, partying, TV, and sleeping. What I hate, however, are: pimps, insects with wings, insects, people who step on slugs, chick flicks, racism, sexual discrimination, thieves, spring onion, and news. |
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The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6845 - Favs: 4,064 - Follows: 2,770 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
We Woke Up Married by CrazyGirl47 reviews
DracoHermione challenge response. AU sixth and seventh year. Exactly what the title says, but I'm putting as many new spins on the old cliche as possible. Primarily humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,256 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
It Takes a Miracle by jenny jar reviews
Sometimes it takes a miracle to bring two people together... Sometimes, where Snape is concerned, even a miracle isn't enough... SSOC. AU after OOTP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 147,493 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/9/2007 - Published: 3/2/2004 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Pineapple, Yum! Or, oh, Coconut! by Persephone-Granger reviews
The epic guttery love story of a boy named Draco, his naughty witch Hermione, and how an unassuming little lifesavingdevice shaped Muggle candy brought them together.The last chapter is in progress. : Or what I hope will be...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,571 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sole Survivor by IronDoormat reviews
PreHBP. 39 days on a tropical island. Can Hermione outplay the Muggles, and a familiar face, to become Sole Survivor? HGDM, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 85,749 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 5,625 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Falling After You by little majesty reviews
Sometimes, falling can be simple. It's realising that you have that takes time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,280 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Divine Humiliation by zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED. NOTE: This story features Draco/Hermione, Ron/Pansy, and Girl!Blaise/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Marauder's Girl by Peachy Papayas reviews
James and Lily have always hated each other. But in their fourth year, a stupid dare compels James to ask out his enemy. When she refuses, he is shocked no girl has ever refused him before. And thus began his infatuation with a certain redhead...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,593 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 4/1/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What It Takes by Peachy Papayas reviews
Hermione has always wanted to be a Healer. Now, at 22, she's being denied that chance because of who she is. Broke, lonely, and desperate for a job, she searches the classified section and finds one. But it isn't what she expected... DHr DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,673 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/4/2005 - Published: 4/25/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Love, Sex, and a Bottle of Vodka by atalanta's apples reviews
Chapter Twenty Eight-updated 6.1- Hermione has a wild night out and tries to forget about it...but a certain someone won't let her. HermionexDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,859 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Rhapsody In Red by DracoDew17 reviews
The war has changed everyone and even though her own demons are chasing her down, Hermione comes to Malfoy's rescue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Gifts, Goals, and Social Misfits by Lady Emily reviews
A story about bookworm workoholic Hermione Granger and the boy who taught her to have fun. Completed
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,349 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 12/10/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Define Love by lotrfan1 reviews
Hermione is frustrated with love. Will she ever be able to find someone to teach her what love is?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,778 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/21/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Hermione G., Fred W.
To You I Belong by husker-fan-2006 reviews
Lily hasn't been home to England in two years. After a tragic event brings her home, she finds that somethings aren't meant to be forgotten, nor are some people.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,002 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 10/20/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Dare from Hell by Aznyx reviews
(COMPLETED) (AU) (Story told in Hermione's P.O.V) Insanity overwhelmed me as I accepted that ridiculous challenge, who knew one little thing can erupt into something so big? My first DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,167 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hurt Me by seeing green reviews
Draco has discovered a dirty little secret about squeakyclean Hermione. Using it to his advantage, he makes an offer she can’t refuse. Finished! revised ch. 7
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,828 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sleeping With the Enemy by Roni Black reviews
COMPLETE - EPILOGUE ADDED! "There is one person in the world who hates me more than anybody else... my husband." Marriage Law story. Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,683 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Attached To My Enemy by marauderyears reviews
The only thing that's worse than going out with James Potter is being physically attached to him. With what you ask? A pair of Magical Handcuffs he found. This is going to be one helluva year. JL Romance. Marauder era.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,053 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Much Mistletoeing by Sneezy Mouse reviews
Best-selling author Hermione Granger has spent the past six years touring the world to showcase her novels. Now, she receives an out-of-the-blue letter asking her to join the Weasleys for Christmas at the Burrow. A fluffy, Christmas-y FredHermione fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,320 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/9/2004 - Published: 11/9/2004 - Hermione G., George W.
Rise and Die! by Fluff reviews
Draco and Hermione wake up one sunny morning just to discover that they're married, thanks to a crazy night of drinking. So they had a great night, but what about a great rest of their lives? Not if they can help it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,387 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ma Cherie by atalanta's apples reviews
Chapter Five, updated 11.17-Draco reads a personals ad in the Hogwarts Student Newsletter and responds by writing her a letter, but who is he really writing to? Why, it's Hermione of course...but neither know who the other is...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 1/19/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Deepest Desires by Aldrean Treu Peri reviews
A few visits to the Mirror of Erised...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
By the Book by Scattered Logic reviews
During a bout with the measles, Hermione learns that going by the book isn't always the best thing to do. (HGSS One-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,122 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Child's Atrocity by Fluff reviews
Several years after Hogwarts graduation, Draco and Hermione are horrified to find out that their third-year children are best friends. The worst part (or best, for the author’s plot need)? They’re both single parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,363 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/7/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Hate Game by atalanta's apples reviews
[One Shot][revised]It started out as a game, just a game, but it escalated into a battle of wit and pride. Harry reigned as king of the game as Draco tried to keep his temper. Then, unexpectedly, elysium turned to nightmare. slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stuck on You by Atiannala reviews
A Potions Prank creates a rather 'sticky' situation! What is it? Read to find out! This one is going to be fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,005 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/18/2004 - Published: 10/18/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
An American Witch at Hogwarts by Rae Roberts reviews
Famously surly Severus Snape gets a teaching assistant and finds himself participating in flying lessons, beer drinking, and some wild, and occasionally erotic, dreams. Thursday evening detention may never be the same again. AU. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 88,954 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
The Bachelor by Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2774 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Inspiration by CelticFlame reviews
A small one shot vignette. James and Lily have been reunited and the time is finally right for James to ask a big question...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
In Your Heart by Lupin'sChic reviews
Tonks has a secret. But before she can tell, she wants to find out if he feels the same way. What she gets is a surprise. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Against All Odds by Roni Black reviews
COMPLETE! When they were 18, Draco unknowingly left Hermione to confront her troubles alone. Years later, he comes back, but is he too late? Hermione/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,395 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/3/2004 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bookworms by Queriusole reviews
Lupin Tonks, Black. Lupin meets Tonks at a Muggle bookstore. Ch 1 Tantalizing Titles Ch 2 Chocolate Curls COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Bachelor's Curse by Lyra Lupin reviews
It's happened again! The Bachelor's curse has been prophesized and any unmarried wizard between the ages of 18-50 might die if not quickly wed. What does this mean for the Weasley boys, Remus, Severus, Harry. A cute little love story; many pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,762 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/22/2004 - Published: 5/23/2004
Abyss by zarah joyce reviews
FINISHED. Draco saves Hermione the night Hogwarts is attacked. Now, complications arise between the two as they fight their feelings, as well as other foes, in reclaiming their lost school.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 86,757 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/31/2004 - Published: 8/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Revealed Hearts by Silvia Specter reviews
She was a stubborn princess who didn't want to marry. He was a cold prince with no dreams of a future wife. They are forced to marry but will their lives end in calamity or will they do the impossible - fall in love? Serena and Darien. chap 15 up!
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,616 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/8/2004 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen
I Have Many Skills by Gina R Snape reviews
COMPLETE Dumbledore sends Snape and Tonks on a short mission, and instruct him to give her Occlumency lessons. But what will Snape find when he looks in her mind? http hp. adultfanfiction. net story.php? no13756
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,870 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/11/2004 - Published: 11/19/2003 - Severus S., N. Tonks - Complete
A Feast for the Senses by mosylu reviews
As the wizarding world descends into war, Tonks and Remus discover an unexpected intimacy. This story has five chapters and is NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,567 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/1/2004 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Joys of Magical Mistletoe by Gina R Snape reviews
Snape gets trapped under some magical mistletoe until Tonks decides if she'll free him. One shot response to the Severus Festivus challenge on Veresnas Veneries Too. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2003 - Severus S., N. Tonks - Complete
The Sweetest gift of all by The Geishas reviews
A night when draco is restless in his bed...what will happen...Rated R for language and graphic sexual content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/11/2003 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Behind the Cloak by SeverusSnape reviews
Severus get's severely hurt. Who will help him? And will he give in to her kindess? SSOC. HET FIC!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,728 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/2/2003 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Severus S.
Playground Politics by mei-san reviews
Tease the one you love. "I hate you." "Likewise." One shot fluffy DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Enigma by SeverusSnape reviews
A short poem about Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/5/2003 - Severus S.
My River by SeverusSnape reviews
Severus Snape is like a river, but how does he flow? A Snape ficlet. Very short, but hopefully sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/5/2003 - Severus S.
Check Mate by Elm Kitten reviews
At a party, Snape runs into someone he had neither expected or desired to see. SSOC, but a good OC, no worries. One Shot (unless convinced otherwise)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/24/2003 - Severus S., Severus S. - Complete
Werewolf and Metamorph by LavenderBrown reviews
COMPLETED. Lupin's life changes irrevocably when he meets a young, clumsy witch named Tonks. Rated R for language, violence, sexual situations and mature themes. Spoilers for OotP. Please RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,238 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/24/2003 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Never Fall In Love With a Werewolf by Mairead Monroe reviews
CHAPTER TEN! It's the night after the incident in the Department of Mysteries. Remus trails of to Grimmauld Place where he was staying with Sirius. What awaits him now that his faithful friend is gone? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,582 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/7/2003 - Published: 7/8/2003 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Will You Love Me Tomorrow? by SeverusSnape reviews
COMPLETED! Can true hatred in the beginning turn into true love in the end? Our favorite Potion's Master falls in love GASP but then tries to deny it! Will he finally give in to his feelings for Aletta? There is a better summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,320 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/2/2003 - Published: 1/8/2003 - Severus S. - Complete
A Right Royal Mixup Uncut! by Lily Itriwi reviews
A Right Royal Mix-up - with the naughty bits left in! It's similar to the PG-13 version at the moment, but things will hot up later on...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,818 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/1/2003 - Published: 1/27/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Ordinary Just Won't Do by Khaila reviews
It's 2007, ten years since he left Hogwarts & Draco has been assigned to a small town in the USA. His job is to find Harry Potter's only missing friend, Hermione Granger, find out why she didn't return to London after the war, and bring he
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,231 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/31/2003 - Published: 5/31/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
To Love Someone by Kimmi-chan reviews
Serena's life is based on fear until she finds herself entangled with New York’s most uptight, yet foxiest bachelor, Darien Shields. It’s a journey where trust, loyalty and commitment must face a downward spiral of confusion, pain and unexpected desires.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,859 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/11/2003 - Published: 3/3/2003 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen
What If? by Archangela reviews
What if we were supposed to be together? Would that not mean anything? D/H angst songfic. He still loves her, after all has been said and done, after she walked off into the sunset with Harry... he still loves her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,053 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Importance of Chocolate reviews
Trapped inside a decrepit cave at the end of the war, they must survive till morning with their natural body heat, a watch, a tin of mint, and a bar of Honeyduke's chocolate. Smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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