Meanwhile, somewhere in Neo Japan. our favorite ignorant Gundam fighter is minding his own business when...

Domon: *doubles over* AAAUUGHGH!!!
Rain (to |he rescue^_^):Domon!! What's wrong??
Domon: *grabbing his gut, eyes bulging* cuh...can't...BREATHE..!!

We return to the deranged Domon devotee, who is bouncing around, plushie in tow*
...and where there's Domon, there's gotta be... *retrieves another plushie from behind her back*...RAIN!! *smashes the dolls' faces together repeatedly* Domon and Rain FOREVER^_^!!!

we rejoin the capital couple. Rain is leaning over Domon, who is sprawled out on the street, clutching his stomach in pain*
Rain: *looking Domon over, concerned* Hmm... how strange. I've never had a patient exhibit such violent symptoms without previous complications...
*suddenly, without warning, Rain finds herself being forcefully pulled towards Domon.*
Rain: *flabbergasted* D-Domon! *blushing furiously, considering she and Domon are practically making out in the middle of Tokyo* ...I never knew you to be so...brash!
Domon*who is equally shocked* I...uh...heh...
*just as suddenly, as if by some unseen force, he and Rain are pulled violently from each other.*
Domon: *confused, but dissapointed* : Huh...hey!
Rain: YAAAAAH!!! DOMON...!! *just as abruptly as they had been separated, the two find themselves hurtling helplessly towards each other again*
Rain: Dom-AAAAAHHH!!

The screen shifts to a panoramic view to of Tokyo. All is peaceful (or at least as peaceful as a town of 27 million can be) until...
WHUMP!!!

The view reverts to the dazed duo*
Rain: *sitting on the ground rubbing her head, stupified* ...wh-wha...?
Domon *who is a dead ringer to a post-Kaoru-beaten-Kenshin@_@* ...aauugghh...

Several WHUMPS later, we rejoin the dancing D/R afficionado, who has yet to stop her plushie pounding*
KISS KISS KISS!!! D/R FOREVER!!! *pauses, looks up and wipes the drool from her face* Ah, my audience has returned. *tosses the damaged dolls aside... Oh no! They've fallen into Sketchess' PIT OF VORACIOUS GERBILS®!!!*

Meanwhile, in NeoJapan...
AAAAUUUGH!!! MY LEG!!

before the gruesome scene can be revealed, the screen averts to Sketchess, who laughs nervously* Uh...heh...so...who wants to learn about me? *those were voodoo dolls...who know?*
Me. Well, uh, I'm a 18 year-old blue-eyed brunette with two X chromosomes. I'm infatuated with the D/R coupling, Bulma/Vegeta, Tales of Symphonia (Kratos/Raine)and Rurouni Kenshin (Kaoru/Kenshin). I love to draw, hence the name 'Sketchess', and my other 'hobbies' include cross-country running and Tae-bo. In my drawings (and in my profile) I am a'furry' (anthropomorphic animal; a half-animal, half -person kinda thing). I love horses, so I depict myself as a sort-of'horse-lady'.
Sai Sici: *appears out of nowhere* HA! So your sayin' you're a real wHORe, huh? HAHAHAHAW! *a horse shoe collides with his jaw* OW!
Sketchess: *growls* Anyway, I'm basically a person, though I have equine ears, a tail and 'modified hooves' as hands and feet (I've got thumbs). Though I'm a bit 'horse-faced', I'm not ugly!
Chibodee: *who also appears out of nowhere* Are you sure you're not a cow, you old nag? WAHAHA!!! *a 'modified hoof' connects with his gut* OOOmph!
Sketchess: *snorts* I may be a horse, but I can kick like a MULE!
Chibodee: *coughs* Heh... you mean you're an...AHHHHHH!!! *runs away*
Sketchess: *takes off red clown nose* No obscenities will be used while I'm around!

Sai Sici: Or-hay! Or-hay! Ou-yay are an or-Hay! Ag-nay! Ag-NEIGH!!! HAHAHA! ...I mean AH-HAY AH-HAY AH-* is smooshed into a Sai-saucer by Mount Everest*
Sai-Saucer: ...Ain-Pay...!
Sketchess:...I was wondering where I put that... *Scrounges around behind her back* Yeesh! What a mess!...I need to get some shelves back here...