My stuff will piss you off, offend, etc. View them at your own risk! The only thing I can say is deal with it to the best of your ability. All I ask is don't anger me; life contributed enough.

Live your life to the max people. You are all independent; don't let "ANY" one tell you otherwise! It's a fine day to read and laugh the stress away; it will come back so repeat yourself.

(W.B.C.) - "Warning, this is for adults only. Reader's discretion is advised." or "Warning Boorish Content!" logo. Seeing this logo on my story will tell you up front it's an insanely dramatized episode. It definitely gives a M to MA rating. Contains, offensiveness, sex, abnormality, and many other emotion triggering performances. Just search this bad boy up, and peruse my anomalous selection of stories! Most of my works will have this.

My Ultimate Villains

Anonymous: A yellow-eyed woman who claims herself as goddess of evil, but she do contain such deathly power for all that confronts her. She wants the world in her turmoil fantasy. She gives no one a fair chance to beat her.

Looks: Her appearance is identical to Unknown.(without the Devil tattoo and palms have a keyhole in the middle of them)

Minions: Whoever she possess, that's her minion; especially people who worships Satanism.(a good number of humans)

Death Quietus: x-blades(Kingdom Hearts) grows out her hands. Unlike KH's, her's is a one hit deal for all it rushes at; metal, human, rock, you name it. Even elemental attacks are one hits. No chance; even everybody from Dragon Ball Z and others in relation can't beat her at this rate. It can reflect a spirit bomb and kamehameha wave right back at them exceeding the speed of light. So don't shoot jack! Tip, dodge and hit is the only answer. Don't reflect nothing she launches; it will tear through it like you didn't even summon it's power. Shielding? No! Same result like reflecting it. Even blessed materials(Author's sword, Thor's Hammer, Link's Hylian Shield and Pit's Mirror Shield) will shatter.

Appearances: The Root of Darkness: Ultimate Endeavor
When Couples Collide (mentioned, but counts)
When Couples Collide II
The Life Of A K (Unknown's dangerous form)

Dark Black Shadow: The true god of evil. He also goes by Dry Black. All he wants is to replace mankind with zombies and skeletons or destroy it or wipe clean of a specific race(99 percent chance that it's humans). He looks down on humans and uses their inner phobias or turmoils to weaken them. He also manipulates anything that breathes to accomplish his goal. He also has a little heart by giving his enemies a chance to beat him. (Sometimes)

Looks: He's a black figure that can take the form of any and everything: his primary main look is a shadow of with a rainbow colored aura with red, gold and blue being the brightest or all the other colors. His hands and feet engulf in purple flames when he's in his combat stance.

Minions: Anything miserable, evil and negative(basically 95% of Earth and all from Hell), but his primaries are skeletons of any mammal and human.

Death Quietus: Death. He morphs into a dry, black purple-eyed skeleton and yeah, game over. Everything he touches, decays in their dusty grave. He don't even need the scythe! No one stands a chance; Thor, Asura, and other god or demi-god heroes will decay to dust. Shooting at him is suicide; it's like throwing a rope for when the projectile hits him, it will crumble and it's pathway follows.(shooting and dropping the gun won't work; it tracks down DNA. Gloves and shoes? Nope. It's morbidly contagious, plus you must insert DNA to even wear them.) Here's a tip, run and pray he don't go after you.

Appearances: When Couples Collide II
The Life Of A K

Cat Shadow: A loyal pet to Dark Black Shadow. It's very quiet and instills fear in whoever it looks at. it secretly seeks to destroy all creation like Crazy Hand ruining all of Master Hand's work; an opposite of a God. Everything else about it remains a mystery.

Looks: My Avatar; an all dark figure with a long cat like tail.

Minions: None.

Death Quietus: It's abilities is a mystery. but know that it's DQ is worst then Dark Black Shadow as it has enough power to destroy a whole planet, let alone the entire universe if it wants.

Shore's Soil of Sagacity and Sinister Sayings
(most names by the quotes are random, some are true though)

"Don't be scared of me due to my ominous appearance; I'm a normal person like you! Unless you know and control your darkside, don't trust it!" - Jun & me

"It doesn't matter what you do or say, the one with pure ultimatum is that person you're helping." - Blaze the Cat, Lucario & Me

"This world we live in now brings chaos, convert one's sex to an disgusting sight and a tranquil heart to upheaval. We are living life but damn! We are overdosing on sin and abetting it endlessly!" Come on people wake up! Before it's too late." - Aqua, Ada & Nu-13

"You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink." - Various people & Kairi

"Mario, you can teach Peach kung fu for ten years and yet, Bowser still kidnaps the sorry *!@$! No offense but I have to say it, your efforts are futile." - Rosalina

"The greatest gift man ever made in history is sin. Without it, me and Azazel wouldn't be here now would we? Our principal of exorbitance is to rectify sinners through death; pretty much the entire world and you, my dammed alter ego." - Unknown, Carla & Mu-12

"Necessity is the mother of invention." - Various people

"The only thing I can do is watch diverse transgressions burn the world to ashes. I'm done helping this world; it don't want it." - Leon, Chris & Me

"Let me tell you somethin' Ven, don't let gov't control your actions; that's total affliction upon you and others you care about." - Terra

"If you're a dependent being, then you merit to perish!" - Maleficent

"If you can't think for yourself, who the fuck will?!" - Vanitas

"Every light will fade, every heart must return to darkness." - Ansem (Seeker of Darkness)

"I believe darkness sleeps in every heart, no matter how pure. Given the chance, the smallest drop can spread and swallow the heart." - Ansem the Wise

"Wherever villains comes and show their ugly faces, heroes brings it justice every time!" - Mario, Link, Fox, The Tick, all 4 Ninja Turtles, Ken the Eagle & Bang Shishigami

"Where there's dark, there's light!" - Sora & Aqua

"There's times to act goofy and times to be serious bro." - Luigi

"This world is a mere joke. Every trial and error is jester entertainment. Such mirth." - Ash

"Naked you came in this world and naked you shall leave!" - Tyler Perry

"Prayer and faith in the lord is the only thing that can save you now and forever." - Various people & me

"God is a God of order, he's a God of completion, where there's a east there's a west, when he created north he created south, when he created up he created down and when he created this jacket he created those pants." - Tyler Perry

"Sex don't express how you truly feel, it just means you're ready to play daddy and mama." - Baby Peach

"Maybe if you stop thinking about lust, a true lover might come your way dammit!" - Daisy

"Evil, is a part of entertainment." - Bowser, Cortex, Eggman, Heihachi, Geese, M.Bison, Team Rocket, Wesker, Rugal Bernstein, Spooky, Toc-man, Erwin, Ghost Gang, Sorceress, Gnasty Gnorc, Ganondorf, Andross, Red & Ripto, Eliza

"A Peaceful life is boring as hell!" - Xehanort

"Go feral when it reaches nadir; especially made by Mr.Setup." - Spyro

"Parties are for emptiness." - Yoshi & Croc

"You can train for a thousand years and you still fall short!" - Ryu

"Someone, somewhere, beholds a person that actually cares about you." - Jin & Jun

"Zombies runs this world ya know." - Frank West, Leon & Rick(Walking Dead)

"If you can dream it, you can do it." - Walt Disney

"Nobody loves a beast." - Beast (Beauty & the Beast)

"People have contumely for those that are merely mirrors of society. Oh wait, we already have." - Master Hand, Seth(SF) & me

"Supporting salvation is one thing, experiencing it yourself is entirely different." - Coco Bandicoot

"False friends hurts more than a flat out enemy!" - SpiderMan, SuperMan, BatMan, Sonic & Peach

"If you punch somebody, expect a return!" - Crash Bandicoot, Jet the hawk, Beat, Maxi, Knuckles, Falco & Ken

"Mercenaries are that of demons; They'll smile in your face, than perish your ass the instant you turn your back." - Megaman & Shadow

"Money is the root of all evil!" - Various people, Toadsworth, & Gobbos

"Politicians dominates the three branches; No president, no congress, no judges, just them." - Capt. Falcon & Snake

"What's the point of living when you get fucked over on everything you do?!" - Yami & Crazy Hand

"Don't judge a book by it's cover." - Various people and the majority of video game characters

"You have one life, don't fear nothing or be manipulated in fear." - Blackheart & Akuma

"Destruction is now stimulation." - MasterChief & M.Bison

"Choices is the true emperor of Earth." - Me

"We are all independent! Don't let "ANY" one tell or take it away from you!" - Me

"The camera never goes away; someone, somewhere, knows about you and will report you to death." - Gold Lightan & Grand Doomer

"Mercenaries are good people - as long as you have that green that is." - All from Metal Slug

"Whoever tries your life, put him, her, or a group on the brink of war!" - Author (Ghosts N' Goblins)

"Put yo enemies on check!" - Riku

"Surf the web, you might find wealth." - Tails

"Birds of a feather flock together." - Various people and Witness

"The world is high on dope and lust." - Jax Briggs

"Sex is worst than black death and it's still going on today." - Xemnas

"Alcohol, drugs, sex, and money are the four godly killers of the world; they got Hitler(Nazi), Osama(Al-qaeda), Bull Conner(Ku Klux Klan) and Stalin(Bolsheviks) beat." - Zelda/Shiek

"It's a regular old day. Live it like it's your last; 'cause it might be" - Yatterman-1(Gan-Chan)

"Evil can play heroes and heroes can play evil." - Kor(Metal Kor)

"There's nothing sexier than the annihilation of plastic surgery and other ingredients that aids human mutation." - Daxter

"Evil don't make itself. People make it." - Ragna the Bloodedge

"Light must cover the whole house; not 99.9%. That .1 has high potential of making quick sand." - Ratchet

"Faith without work is dead." - Madea

"Nice and crazy are the best couple." - Rachel Alucard

"Know what to drink before pissing it out." - Arakune

"Fun comes first, then death." - Eggman Nega

"Have sympathy for those punishing stupidity; they hate the fact they are dumb themselves." - Tess

"Don't fall for ironic dreams. It's basically strip poker with you already feeling the air." - Wolf

"You'll learn more from haters, backstabbers and flat out villains a whole lot more than your friend and family." - Elora, Raidou

"There's nothing a naked person can't do." -Juri, Genra

"Once you have a taste of prison life, you have nothing to lose for the rest of your life. Be like 'I don't give a fuck!' attitude you know." -Cody (Final Fight/SF)

"The worst enemy you're ever encounter is the one you'll least expect it to be." -Asuka, Jin, Kasumi

"If stuff happens, learn from it and forgive them for making it's existence." - Lili, Mrs. Pac-Man, me

"If the controller breaks, buy another one without harping over that one." - Ken, Kazuya, Pac-Man, me

"If you made a decision and know of it's consequence, you shall be punish without mercy." - Akuma, Oni, Ayane, me

"There is no wrong way to portray a character, just bad execution in doing so." - thegreatfool

"Never do something that you're gonna regret." - Sellsword Oscar (used to have it on his page)

"Your honor isn't high." - Lucario

"There is no honor among thieves." - Frisk, Toriel, Chara

"Being high takes you to another world." - People that drink and/or do drugs & Lumas

"Everybody needs a little stupidity in their life, even if it's just a little. - MM(MusicalxMango) (rip)

"Fuck off you twat!" - Ruby the Swearing African Grey Parrot (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V3VuIPJlbI)

"So sure you can defeat me?" - Bloody Marie Korbel

"Let's see ya in action you little BITCH! - Salty Parasoul

"Oh dear fat titties." - Ruby the Swearing African Grey Parrot (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJhV9jaqfUU)

"Give it your all!" - Ryu

"Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? What on earth!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!" - Gracekim1

"Ya estoy lista para ese trago. (I'm ready for that drink now.)" - Sombra

"D.Va: Ooh, I can't stand you hackers. You give those of us with skill a bad name.
Sombra: You know that isn't the kind of hacking I do, right?" - Sombra & D.va

"You should know when to quit." - Genji, Goku

"Let's trash these noobs!" - D.va

"Cheap bitch bastard dear." - Ruby the Swearing African Grey Parrot (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COm9jJCotao)