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hey ho to the bottle i go!! haha i'm so funny ok not really but i think i am. I don't write srories (b/c i can't write) so if u want an intertaining story go away! hehe i just kidding u can come back if u really wanna. why you'd wanna though is completley beyond me (i have a high self esteem. ) ok enough for now ta ta ~Nuts |
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Blood, Torture, and Witty Comebacks by sthana reviews
Our favorite Dark Lord gets his hands on Harry over the summer holidays. He plans to use Harry for nefarious purposes, but before that can happen, Harry must be 'conditioned'. Voldemort enlists his top-ranking Death Eaters to do the job... guess who's one
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,834 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 2/12/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
Fate and the High King's Falcon by Baylor reviews
Pippin recovers from his injuries following the battle before the Black Gate. Set during The Return of the King. COMPLETE. December 19, 2003: Two additional chapters posted.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 49,052 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/19/2003 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
The Persistence of Memory by neutral reviews
The Boy Who Lived disappeared during the TriWizard Tournament, and Voldemort is discovered dead. A year later, a boy named James with no memory of his past is living in a muggle orphanage. [currently undergoing revision. chapter 11 uploaded]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,408 - Reviews: 1889 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 4/4/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Scars of Youth by Xenith reviews
Voldemort let Ron smash into the ceiling once more before he crumpled to the ground coughing up more blood.Voldemort left-slamming the door behind him.“You okay though?” Fred looked to his brother.He’s too young for this. We’re all too bloody youn
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 72,959 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/20/2003 - Published: 4/13/2002 - George W., Harry P.
Clawtracks of a Star by neutral reviews
Three years after the conclusion of Of Western Stars, a force pulls Harry into another world where everything that he once knew was different. His father is alive, he and his mother dead, and Sirius Black is a servant of Voldemort [revision chapter 2]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,369 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/8/2003 - Published: 7/24/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Merry and Pippin: The prey by Natta reviews
After Merry and Pippin is saved from the orcs by Eomer, Saruman decides to take revenge. The ratings can go somewhat up and down, but never over PG-13 and no Slash material. Chapter 19 up, contains adult material, no slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,354 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 7/30/2003 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
A Birthday, a Cold, a Memory and a Gift by Zebra Wallpaper reviews
A post-ROTK story about Frodo and Pippin shortly before Frodo leaves for the Grey Havens. (No slash, violence, etc.) *Complete*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,683 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 2/23/2003 - Peregrin T., Frodo B. - Complete
Harry Pothead and the Smiffling Moochers by Miss Moocher reviews
My take on the hilarious 5th year of HP (He's not really a pothead yet, LOL)This story contains language, flirtation, and gayness^^! If you DON'T like that, DON'T READ IT! It also contains NAKED HARRYNESS!!! R&R You know you want to!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/22/2003 - Published: 4/21/2003 - Harry P., George W.
Best Friends Don't Give Up On Each Other by Citronella Jello reviews
Pippin is "taken by force" by Saruman with the Ring, but when the ring is lost, Pip has to put up with a really angry Saruman. Will the rest of the Fellowship find him in time, or will it be too late?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,675 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/16/2003 - Published: 1/4/2003 - Peregrin T.
And All They Wanted Was Second Breakfast by Headless Fruit Bat reviews
A funny story written in the form of diary entries of Pippin and Merry that cover events before, during, and after the Lord of the Rings takes place. Very funny, please R&R! Ch.4 up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,551 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2003 - Published: 12/20/2002 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
More Escapades by ClariceTook reviews
Merry and Pippin have more mischevious endeavors! All I can say about it is this:
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/27/2003 - Published: 1/22/2003 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Rusta Iira by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
*Non-Slash, no matter what some characters may think* Hate is a hard lesson, to learn or unlearn. And even the Shire has predjiduce...a Merry and Pip friendship story unlike most you've ever read *NOW COMPLETE!*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,195 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/12/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
There For You by Shlee Verde reviews
First LotR Fic A missing scene from TT. While fleeing from orcs, Merry and Pippin are forced to realize the true depths of their friendship. NO SLASH. R&R No flames please.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/2/2003 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Thunder Storms by Princess Tyler Briefs reviews
A tale of little Pippin and Merry, that's just cute! Pippin and "Teddy" are afraid of a late night thunderstorm while visiting Brandyhall...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/29/2002 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Escapades by ClariceTook reviews
Merry and Pip are stirring up trouble! Flying apples, tons of ale and rampaging sheep! oh the horror! Will Hobbiton survive?! please r/r!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 9/14/2002 - Published: 9/7/2002 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Of Western Stars by neutral reviews
[complete] Sirius comes across a picture of Harry five years into his imprisonment, and decides to see his godson at all costs. But when he finds Harry neglected and abused, he makes a decision that entangles them both in more troubles than ever before
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 111,123 - Reviews: 2286 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 9/3/2002 - Published: 3/16/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Divided Four by Tvillinger reviews
Fifth year story. Sirius is captured, so is Harry. The other houses get their chance to shine and the Order peeks their head in just a bit. Will Harry keep his 'fighting spirit' or be broken under torture?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,223 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/24/2002 - Published: 2/7/2002 - Harry P.
At The Movies by HermioneTwin11 reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione go to see themselves at the movies and get a big surprise!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
An Interview with Voldemort by HermioneTwin11 reviews
A look at the real voldemort. Corny but r/r please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2002