oh hey.

my name is dottie, i'm a fanfiction writer.

i really like warrior cats... like a lot.

i write humorous or serious fanfictions based on cats. yes, the creatures who poop in sandboxes.

don't worry, i love cats.

(i have 3, Loki, Abrecrombie, and Lyla)

i just think it's a bit strange that i write about them.

but i think i, myself, is strange.

i like the following things: warrior cats, danisnotonfire, amazingphil, free!, attack on titan, 5sos, and hamilton, but most of my fanfictions will be about warriors.

haru-chan

i have no idea what i am doing.

OOH VERY FUNNY QUOTES AND CRAP

how do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell ‘BINGO!

when I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car

politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason

nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong

knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go

better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt

the shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room

the hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes

i don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it

patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead

women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition

the only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets

when I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years

why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway?

if you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button iIf you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments

men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

the quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket

i couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder

first seven songs that came on shuffle of my phone while writing this:

1. "Life's Too Short" (Outtake) - Frozen Soundtrack

2. "Talk" - Against The Current

3. "Walkashame" - Megan Trainor

4. "Greenlight' - 5 Seconds of Summer

5. "Trouble" - Never Shout Never

6. "Toxic" - Melanie Martinez

7. "Black Magic" - Little Mix

so that's a bit of my music taste

1) Write down your five favorite cats from warriors in no particular order!

1: Blossomfall

2: Bramblestar

3: Sandstorm

4: Jayfeather

5: Hawkfrost

2) What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending?

Blossomfeather? A bit of a mouthful.

3) Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's beginning and 3's ending?

Bramblestorm? Possibly.

4) Would you make fun of a cat with 5's beginning and 2's ending?

Hawkstar? No, he's a leader!

5) What genre would a story be with a cat with 1's beginning and 5's ending as the main character?

Blossomfrost? Hurt/comfort maybe

6) What would you name a story with a character with 2's ending and 1's ending and 3's beginning and 5's beginning?

Fallstar and Sandhawk... Almost Falling

7) Write a prophecy saying that a cat with 1's ending and 3's beginning had to save their clan?

Sandfall... something very small will collapse to prove what is right. I suck at prophecies.

8) What would a cat with 4's ending and 2's ending look like?

Featherstar: a light gray tabby she-cat with green eyes.

9) What can you tell about a cat with 3's beginning and 1's beginning just from their name?

Sandblossom. They are a sandy flower.

10) Do you think anyone would give a cat 1's beginning and 2's ending?

Blossomstar... thats up to StarClan pretty much

1) Write down your five favorite cats from warriors in no particular order!

1: Breezepelt

2: Squirrelflight

3: Foxleap

4: Graystripe

5: Ivypool

2) What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending?

Breezestripe. Cute tom.

3) Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's beginning and 3's ending?

Squirrelleap. Maybe.

4) Would you make fun of a cat with 5's beginning and 2's ending?

Ivyflight. No, its cute.

5) What genre would a story be with a cat with 1's beginning and 5's ending as the main character?

Breezepool. Tragedy.

6) What would you name a story with a character with 2's ending and 1's ending and 3's beginning and 5's beginning?

Flightpelt and Foxivy. The Light in The Dark.

7) Write a prophecy saying that a cat with 1's ending and 3's beginning had to save their clan?

Peltfox. I don't wanna try.

8) What would a cat with 4's ending and 2's ending look like?

Stripeflight; A ginger she-cat with a darker ginger stripe down her back.

9) What can you tell about a cat with 3's beginning and 1's beginning just from their name?

Foxbreeze. Slightly sassy tom, with a calm side.

10) Do you think anyone would give a cat 1's beginning and 2's ending?

Breezeflight. Oh yes.

What's Your Warriors Name?

1) What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite characters name and the last half of your least favorite character):

Blossomwing. (Blossomfall and Dovewing)

2) What's Your Kittypet Name? (Take your favorite warrior's name and mix the letters up.)

Lafomossbll. (Blossomfall)

3) What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (Your favorite forest animal plus dark.):

Darkdeer?

4) What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan):

Shadestrike (ShadowClan and ThunderClan)

5) What's Your Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of):

Pumpkin.

Thats all folks!