...At least, that's how I spent my entire Cadet training to become a Shinra SOLDIER. It probably would have helped if I wasn't dressing as a boy the entire time, but whatever. I wouldn't have had it any other way. -Takes place before Crisis Core.

By sheer chance, Naruto is trained by the Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the 13 Hells, etc. Now he shall have vengeance and fun. Rated M for a sadistic undead warlock protagonist and the mass killings of fluffy creatures.

Naruto's and Sasuke's fate could have been reversed, but what would have done it? As it turns out all it takes is the death of one Umino Iruka. Massive canon divergence. NaruSasu/SasuNaru. Rated M for disturbing, violent, and sexual situations.

What if Sakura unintentionally develops a personality similar to Uchiha Obito's? How would Kakashi feel upon seeing her wear his goggles? What if Kakashi mentors Sakura out of nostalgia for his old teammate, and she learns the chidori instead of Sasuke? What would happen when Tobi finds out? (Not a time travel/self insert but follows & changes Naruto storyline. DARK plot/adventure)

A Re-write of my original story. Failing again, Naruto sees one Anko Mitarashi taking no crap from the villagers. He wonders how she does and bothers her until she answers him. Anko feels sorry for Naruto and take him under her wing. How will Konoha survive when its number one prankster is trained by its number one psycho?

Zack Fair was meant to die that day, facing off alone as the armies of Shinra bared down upon him. However, Genesis makes a different choice and the hands of fate have shifted, and the world will never be the same. In which Genesis insists on escorting Zack and Cloud to Midgard and it makes all the difference

When Shinra is attacked by an unknown enemy, Private Cloud Strife gets roped into acting as an ambassador for the Company. Or, the story of how Cloud Strife is actually a Viking.

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

There are many things Link shouldn't remember. He knows this. He shouldn't remember a land swathed in green, the sound of rain through the leaves of many tall and sunlit trees, shouldn't remember a deity tall and radiant in Her Glory. But he does.

Poorly made choices can often result in years of regret. Naruto couldn't be blamed for being oblivious, just as Sasuke couldn't be blamed for not trying harder to stay. But certain bonds cannot be ignored, and it's never too late to acknowledge what's been there all along. SasuNaru/NaruSasu. Takes place after chapter 699 of the manga follows the original ending but goes beyond it.

It wasn't enough to have to deal with the Thalmor, the Falmer, and all his other enemies. Now he had to deal with the antics of a blond boy, too.

A freak training accident leads to Genesis discovering the family he never knew he had.

FFVII AU. When Genesis fails to save Zack and Cloud, he joins AVALANCHE in hopes of taking Shinra down. Haunted by his past, he hides the fact that he was once a part of Shinra, but how long before his friends start to suspect?

You know the story, Link takes out the Calamity and saves Hyrule once again. But... What if in doing so, Link takes a Mortal blow? And what if the Reaper Rejects him? Watch as a man on the verge of death, goes from saving Hyrule, to dying, to starting a new life of his own.

Sephiroth fled the Shinra as a teenager, along with the last two members of the Cetra race. Fortune smiled upon them all when they wound up under the protection of Avalanche. Years later, he attempts to help an old friend, and ends up on an epic journey that will inevitably pit him against the Shinra, his past, and his own dark desires.

During the battle in Wave, Naruto falls off the bridge. With a mix of luck and destiny aiding him, he was fished out of the river by the Raven of the Uchiha clan, Itachi. Under him, he learns to defend himself, as well as his heritage. He finally returns to Konoha after two months, forging his own path through trials and hardship to discover who he is and how strong can he be.

...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?

Naruto has a big secret, he isn't the dead last he appears to be. But why would he show that before he is ready to deal with the stones the council loves placing in his way? The Sandaime, having opened his eyes will do his best to make sure that Konoha will retain the Will of Fire. Smart / Strong Naruto

Life and Death have little meaning to one who stands alongside Time itself. Minato, it seems, was lucky that such a being found his son more important that standing on the sidelines. (I do not own Naruto. The only thing of this story that I own is my characters.)

Natus Ex Nihilo: Born of Nothing. After awakening inside the lifestream and butting heads with the Crimson Commander, a dry humored gamer finds herself in Soldier trying to change the game from the inside. Keeping out from under the Turk's noses and Hojo's grasp long enough to change anything is easier said than done. Crisis Core timeline. Self insert/OC AU sorta thing.

Taken from his home planet, Itachi must learn how to adjust in the large, unforgiving universe with unlikely friends and new allies. He must learn the ways of a life he never thought he was suited for, and walk two paths; one as Itachi Uchiha and one as Darth Revan.

"Maybe I pissed Shinigami-sensei off too much," Naruto mused staring at his...no, her reflection in the river. She smiled slightly, "Question is, where exactly am I?" (time-travel shinobi war era)

Insane and crazy is how you would describe Uzumaki Naruto. When only a few years old he was tortured past his point of endurance and snapped releasing the Kyuubi. Now he will join team seven after being let out from the mental institution that he had lived his entire life in. Watch out Shinobi world, because the crazy ninja has now arrived.

To make a tragedy, you break something beautiful and frame the pieces. To make a victory, you break something mighty and rebuild it piece by piece. To make a life, you glue the pieces together and hope for the best. Kurama's still getting the hang of this 'human' thing, but since he's 30 years back in time with a blond brat to save, he'll have to figure things out on the fly. Slash

Naruto Uzumaki was always underestimated and looked down on as weak by many people. The Usagi Clan have also endured such looks. Both want to show those who underestimated them that they were wrong. With Judy Hopps by his side, see Naruto truly kick off his career as a ninja with a bang! He is the Maelstrom Rabbit! First TRUE Disney movie crossover for me! Naruto/Judy pairing!

It started with the cement truck. She was sure of that. Of course then she ended up in a 'loading screen' or something, before being tossed into a world Rue had thought to be fictional. With all that, finding out she was the Avatar as well was a bit much. Book Two follows Rue as she deals with the repercussions of the end of Book one and begins her Earth Bending Training.

Part 1 of Akatsuki!Kiba. In the aftermath of the Akatsuki's attempt to capture Naruto, Kiba makes a choice. It's not a good one, but someone has to make it, and it may as well be him.

Itachi awakens in the time Sengoku Jidai, as the brother of Madara Uchiha, still sick and being hunted. Yaoi.

In the world of Zelda: Breath of the Wild; Watch as Rakasa "Monster, in another tongue." is born and what his true intentions are. Follow Rakasa as he raises armies of Kin and begin to clash for territories against the Hylian Knights of old, having his Heartstrings pulled every step of the way. (Relies heavily on BOTW Map.)

Tenzō is being haunted.

Honestly, he had expected the Yetis, seeing as he had retired to the Snowpeak Mountains, but, for the life of him, he couldn't understand how he also ended up with young Great Fairies, a lively phantom, a Fierce mask, a stern mountain woman, a fish nut, blade souls, four royals, and even his own living shadow in and out of his home. The Goddesses were laughing at him. He knew it.

Honestly, he was feeling a little guilty. He had sworn that if he could, he would make sure that no child lived like he did. However, after he became Death, the only thing he did was brood. Now, he wishes to recitify his mistakes by taking care of the innocent, adorable blonde child that reminds him so much of himself. Powerful!Naruto, Harry as Death. ItaNaru.

One moment Rin Nohara had willingly allowed herself to be impaled with an A-rank assassination jutsu by her crush and the next moment she had woken up in the body of a six year old named Sakura Haruno. What's worse? She didn't recall any protocols for situations such as accidental body snatching.

Part one of Catching Bullets. The picture is old and worn, colors a little faded and edges a little bent. It only takes one glance to recognize the man in the center of the photograph, even though Shisui has never actually seen him before.

Tobirama has long since resigned himself to the fact that all Uchiha are at least mildly insane, but this is a new low. And to think, he'd considered Kagami to be one of the level-headed ones.

Naruto has had enough of the Civilian Council stick their noses where it don't belong. So he decides to be himself and take his team beyond Saanin. BAMF!naruto, Cross-dressing!Naruto, Iceandwoodrelease!Naruto, AU

Waking up in the middle of a death battle with needles flying at him hadn't been one of Cloud's better days. Seeing a limp black-haired body cradled in his arms with said needles sticking out of his neck made it even worse. But that's just the beginning: "Hey you, makeup guy. You've been quiet. What's your beef with Konoha?" She pointed at him. Kankuro sputtered, "It's face paint!"

Heavily disillusioned towards the latter part of his life, he accepted death peacefully, without protest. But the spirit of a God cannot find rest, even in death. He knew not who pulled him from the Shinigami's grasp, nor his purpose in the land he was in. So be it. He would forge his own path as he always had. Senju Hashirama has come to Alagaesia.

Naruto, for his entire life has been wearing a mask... And a henge. Now that team 7 is on their first mission outside konoha Kakashi has Naruto remove his mask. He is now strong, cold, and smart. Bloodlines Naruto, not much Sasuke or Sakura bashing, and not too evil kyuubi WARNING FOREVER DISCONTINUED I WILL NEVER BE ON THIS SITE AGAIN (feel free to continue my shit work)

Naruto was a strange lad. A strange lad with even stranger dreams. Dreams where him and others fought while the world hung in the balance. A dream that he could never remember. A strange lad with even stranger origins, washing up on the riverside of the settlement of Southtown, his only belonging a roughed up headband, his only memory of his name. Naruto

Naruko after being Trained by the famous uchiha, becomes Yuyami o Karasu, the Dusk Crow. ((Horrid Summary, rated T for blood, Cursing, Hidan, and some suiggestive material. ItaxFem!naru))

Permanent Hiatus until I rediscover motivation to write it. Possible bad grammar and bad plot. Due to circumstances, now Naruto is in Remnant. Watch him tear crap up. This is my non-canon sequel to the darkness series I'm writing. I advise reading Rise from the Dark, Step from the Shadow but do so at your own risk. It's pretty bad.

The first time Naruto uses Kurama's chakra in Wave, the seal malfunctions, and then Naruto and Kurama were no more. Now they were One. A perfect fusion of their consciousness and power. Bijuu-level Naruto from the start, WAAAAAY OOC.

A boy hated by all. A boy feared by many. A man lost in the past. A shared fate. A will of fire to go on. They are brothers of loneliness, pain, fear, and hope. United they will restore what fate had denied them. A dream to rise high above the others. A desire to protect those cherished. A promise to keep. A second chance. A name believed vanquished will rise once again...

Part 3 of the Criminals 'verse. Obito crosses his arms over his chest, giving Madara a disbelieving and slightly horrified look. "Uncle, you are the Police Commissioner. You cannot make the District Attorney your booty call," he growls.

What if Naruto discovered the clone secret the night he learnt it and used it to his advantage. Could the ripple effects of this cause him to become Hokage sooner. Like after the Sound & Sand invasion soon? Seal master, powerful, mature Naruto. Warning Slash or yaoi ahead. No set pairing yet.

Part 2 of the Criminals 'verse. "Well, it's only noon and I've already been shot twice and had a flower vase broken over my head. I'd hate to see what the rest of the day has in store for me." (Or, the continuing adventures of Obito the eco-warrior/somewhat-reformed terrorist and his besotted boyfriend Kakashi.)

A fun Halloween-themed fic that SilverKnight and I dreamed up in an AOL chat 10 years ago. Cid hosts a costume party on the Highwind at the behest of Tifa, and it's all downhill from there. Rating simply for Cid's language. No ships, no drama, just shenanigans. Also, improved title.

The Sage of Six Paths gives Madara a second chance after seeing his repentance. Of course, he's not stupid enough to fully trust the guy. Enters Uchiha Itachi, who is once again dragged out of a peaceful afterlife and this time reborn as Izuna's fraternal twin brother—over 80 years in past. (aka. my way of having Itachi and Madara interact—and to give them a happy ending)

Overshadowed by his fortuitous sister, Naruto will discover his prodigal talent in poisons and medical skills. He will prove to his family and the village that he can be a strong ninja without the help of natural brilliance.

MAJOR SPOILERS. Everything is going to plan. Dickson had already delivered the news to the Homs about the ancient ruins, and they, and the destined child, will be here any moment... There! ...Oh no. This was NOT happening! The great Lord Zanza, god of life and soul of the Bionis, had made a terrible mistake. First person-ish? OoC-ness, gender bend... sorta?

For the first time in his life Itachi envies a tree.

Naruto didn't grow up boisterous and happy or silent and homicidal. He's very angst filled and depressing. His only confidence lies in his skill as a ninja, and nothing else. How will his life be, when he feels his own existence is lacking? That his own wishes are unimportant for people to know? How do his fellow ninja take this information? How do they make him feel better?

Sequel: The band of semi-unlikely friends has survived the Siege of the North. Unbeknownst to the ninjas friend and foe , their arrivals have sent ripples throughout the world. Once their effects are made known, the ripples will change the fates of all.

What if Naruto was related to another famous ninja in addition to Minato and Kushina, and what if he learned of this relation on the night of the Forbidden Scroll incident? Follow along as Naruto tries to live up to his family's 'hidden' legacy and become the next Hokage for the Village Hidden in the Leaves. Rated M for violence, language and safety.

After their final battle, both Naruto and Sasuke die, leaving the Shinobi world, but they are reborn into a new world with all their memories. Now how will the land of Alagaesia deal with the hero's of the shinobi world as the next generation of riders? read and find out, rated M for later chapters.

Coming home to a black flag above Ylisstol was the last thing Robin expected.

Flashes of an unknown past haunt Naruto, entwining his steps with those of a former life no longer content to stay forgotten. It's time for Uzushio's Storm God to rise once more. (The soul of a city is a hard thing to kill. Uzushio is still aware, still waiting. And now, with the rebirth of her greatest Kage, it's time to call her people home.) SasuNaru

Ashura does his best to cheer up his cousin, who laments that he's completely lucked out in the genetic lottery compared to the rest of their incredible family. (one shot)

Uzumaki Naruto is a menace. A general pain to his ANBU guard, the honorary grandson of the Sandaime, the demon-brat of Konohagakure, Naruto is known by many people in many different ways. Uchiha Itachi knows him as the hyper blond Jinchuriki that he was assigned to protect during his first days as ANBU - and Itachi was always a protective ninja. - UchihaMassacreAU, Rookie9changes

Trooper Cloud Strife, punching bag of the barracks, relative of chocobos, doormat of the military, and overall blonde extraordinaire, was not having a very good day. Why? Simple. Because some SOLDIER jackass was having a birthday. Rated for language, oneshot.

Utakata has never considered himself overly important in the grand scheme of things. But when, rather than returning to the afterlife, he finds himself back in a Kiri controlled by the Sandaime Mizukage, he makes a choice. A few well-placed changes might be enough to shift the course of the future, in the end. Zabuza/Utakata pre-slash

Separated from his team during Orochimaru's in the Forest of Death during the chuunin exams, Naruto stumbles across the fang of Naga. Taking it in hand, he sets out to make a name for himself, and becomes legend.

Madara wakes up with a hangover in his bed, with Hashirama laying beside him. What happened last night?

Undercover Super Hero Naruto Uzumaki and Undercover Super Villain Sasuke Uchiha are lovers, live on the outskirts of Konoha City, and the two are having a child together? (SasuNaru, Narutompreg, birth, one-shot, MPREG, 100 Theme challenge story, etc) Theme: superheroes and the next generation.

Itachi Uchiha should be dead at this point, but somehow, he found himself not only alive, but also in a completely different world where shinobi never existed. After fighting a group of undead, unintentionally seducing a red-haired merchant girl, he stumbled upon Chrom and his Shepherds, where he came to know a certain enigmatic tactician.

In which Cloud and Genesis add their two cents to the plethora of urban myths and conundrums regarding their comrades and coworkers.

On what transpires when those in ShinRa's elite military unit lose their hold on sanity. Nothing good can come from a group of restless SOLDIERs, especially when one of those young men happens to be the infamous Genesis Rhapsodos.

Hiruzen chooses Orochimaru over Minato as his successor, unknowingly ushering a series of events that will either bring Konoha up into a golden age or bring it down into a sea of flames. An alternate version of the Naruto story where one decision changes everything. Only confirmed pairing right now is OroTsu, but there might be others.

In which Shisui takes it upon himself to traumatize Sasuke one more time before the new year. :Oneshot, ItaShi, BOTB 'verse:

It's easy to forget that the elite of SOLDIER are mere teenagers, powerful though they are they are prone to acting their age, especially a sugar addicted Sephiroth. Yaoi Gen x Seph, Cloud x Tseng, story is better i promise i such as summaries.

It began with a wish and a summon, then both went terribly wrong... or maybe they were just beginning to go right... that is, if you count being attacked by a Midgar Zolom and electrocuted by your own materia "right". Self-Insert, with a side of insanity. Up next: Adventure Time with G and Zack! Hold onto your materia, ladies and gents. This is a whole other kinda crazy.

Most of the time, waking Genesis up was torture. When he was sick, it just got ten times worse. Consequently, Sephiroth was not having a good morning. Oneshot.

Kakashi Hatake, a Hunter with a deep hatred of Uchiha vampires. Obito Uchiha, embarrassment of the Clan with a longing for his true Mate. 'The one' AU

In which Reno learns he must make better analogies and that SOLDIER Firsts don't appreciate bathroom humor.

Where the border between worlds grows thin, coincidences are common.

When Sephiroth kidnaps Yuffie after what she thought was the last battle, her only chance is for the others to save her. But does she really wanna be saved?