DreamWerkz91
 Author has written 1 story for Sonic the Hedgehog, and Shrek. Okay, here's some info about me!!! I mean duh, It's my profile, after all! Name: Jacob Gender: Male Age: Between 13 and 25! Guess!! Favorite Book Series: Hunger Games (i love katniss!!!), Fault in Our Stars Favorite Movie(s): Mall Cop, Zookeeper, Grownups 1 and 2, (Kevin James is HILARIOUS), This Is The End, Superbad, King Kong, Avatar, SHREK!!!, Disney Movies (especially Wreck it Ralph and FROZEN! I love anna and elsa and ship them, don't ask xD) Basically, I like most comedy movies; I HATE!!! sad movies, though, I want to laugh, not cry. Some of those real tear-jerkers (and penis-jerkers, xD jkjk) to me are: Marley and Me and the Fault in our Stars! I don't know about anybody else, but those movies always make me want do do something like bawl my eyes out while I punch a random dude in the face. Probably just me though, so yeah. Favorite Color: Black Favorite Food: That's a tough one, probably somewhere between tacos and steak. I also like things with onions and mushrooms! Favorite Saying/ Quote: "Better in than out I always say." Favorite Video Game(s): MINECRAFT!!!!! , Sonic, Bayonetta (she's hot!!!), Street Fighter, Mario! Favorite TV Show(s) : Spongebob . a really funny show. Go ahead and say it got bad atfer the movie, I still love it! A funny show for all ages and i don't get why people hate it now... Some of my other favorite TV shows are World's Dumbest, Impractical Jokers, Jackass, Robot Chicken, Family Guy, so many children cartoons and Untold Stories of the E.R. Favorite Outfit: My white tank top and sweatpants Favorite Animal: All of them! i also love donkeys! Animals That I Own: i have a dog but it died Occupation: I work at my nearby grocery store! I MIGHT become manager soon! Favorite Songs: Anything by AC/DC Just some random stuff that made me smile and laugh like an idiot: 90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!! 92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them its uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" , copy this into your profile. 95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile. Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. When life hands you lemons... throw them at people When life hands you skittles, thrown them at people and scream, "Taste the F*king Rainbow, you B*tches!" You call it lazy, I call it selective participation. A chance to do the right thing? I like to wave at those as they pass by. You think me weird? BOLD what applies to you. I have driven a manual/stick shift car. I have friends who I am attracted to. Bold what applies to you! My personality: I’m loud. I’m obnoxious. I’m sarcastic. I’m cocky. I cry easily. I have a bad temper. I’m easy to get along with. I have more enemies than friends. I’ve smoked. I’ve smoked weed. I drink coffee. I clean my room daily.My appearance: I wear a piece of jewelery at all times. I wear makeup. I wear contacts.I wear glasses. I have braces I change my hair colour often I straighten my hair often I have a piercing I have small feet Relationships: I’m in a relationship now. I’m single. I’m crushing. I’m always scared of being hurt. An ex has physically abused me at least once. I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t. I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did. I’ve been in love more than two times. I believe in love at first sight. I believe lust is more important than love.Friendships: I have a best friend. I have at least ten friends. I’ve gotten a phone call in the last 48 hours from a friend. I’ve beaten up a friend. I’ve been in a serious fight with a friend.Experiences: I’ve been on a plane. I’ve been on a train. Someone close to me has died. I’ve taken a taxi. I’ve taken a city bus. I’ve taken a school bus. I’ve gone bungee jumping. I’ve made a speech. I’ve been in some sort of club. I’ve won an award. I’ve spent 24 hours on the computer straight. I’ve been in a physical fight.Music: Television: I spend at least six hours a day watching television. I watch soap operas daily. I’m in love with Days of Our Lives. I’ve seen and liked the O.C. I’ve seen and liked One Tree Hill. I’ve seen and liked Americas Next Top Model. I’ve seen and liked Popular. I’ve seen and liked 24. I’ve seen and liked CSI. I’ve seen and liked Everwood.Family Life: I get along with both of my parents. My biological parents are still together. I have at least one brother. I have at least one sister. I have at least one step brother/sister. I have at least one half brother/sister. I’ve been kicked out of the house. I’ve ran away from my home. I’ve sworn at my parents. I’ve made my parents cry. I’ve lied to my parents. I’ve lied to my parents about where I am. I’ve lied to my parents about what I’m doing. I’ve lied to my parents so I’d be allowed out. I’ve walked out when I’ve been grounded.Hair: I’ve been brown. I’ve had streaks. I’ve cut my hair in the past year. I’ve dyed my hair in the past year. I’ve been blonde. I’ve had black. I’ve been red. I’ve been light brown. I’ve been blue/green. I’ve gotten my hair thinned. I use conditioner. I’ve used silk therapy I’ve used hot oil treatments. I’ve curled my hair. I’ve straightened my hair. I’ve ironed my hair. I’ve braided my hair.School: I’ve yelled at a teacher. I’ve been suspended. I’ve had an in-school suspension. I’ve been sent to the principal’s office. I’ve walked out of class. I’ve skipped an entire day of school. I’ve skipped a whole month of one certain class. I’ve failed a test. I’ve cheated on a test. I’ve helped someone else cheat on a test. I’ve failed Art. I’ve failed P.E. I’ve failed math. I’ve failed another class. A teacher has called my parents. |
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