WE WILL MOVE TO OTHER THINGS LATER. BUT FIRST SIX MOST IMPORTANT SHITS ARE...

#01 - I'M NOT A FUCKING BAD GUY BUT MY TONGUE IS A BASTARD WHICH ALTHOUGH I CONSIDER A BITCH. SO MY TONGUE IS A BITCH AND DON'T WANT BAD WORDS, DON'T FUCKING READ OR P'M MY LAZY ASS.

#02 - MY FIRST FUCKED-UP LANGUAGE IS ENGLISH, AND I DON'T ANY OTHER LANGUAGE SHIT. BUT YOU WILL NOTICE I DON'T SOUND LIKE A NATIVE. THE REASON IS I ONLY KNOW ONE LANGUAGE AND SO THAT MEANS THAT ONLY THING I CAN FUCK WITH IS MY LANGUAGE. SO I WON'T USE IT TO FULL EXTENTS AND WILL PURPOSELY MAKE ASSHOLIC MISTAKES.

#03 - MAN AM I LAZY BASTARD ? YES I'M...THAT DOESN'T HAVE ANY CONN-FUCK-ECTION WITH YOU. BUT WHEN I START RELEASING SHIT LIKE MY FIRST STORY IT WILL.

#04 - SINCE I SAID I WILL FUCK UP WITH THE ONLY LANGUAGE I KNOW I'VE CREATED SOME WORDS OF MY OWN ASS. JUST TO TELL YOU AN EXAMPLE IS ASSHOLIC. I REALLY DON'T LIKE ASSHOLE-LIKE SO I WILL FUCK WITH ENGLISH AS MUCH AS I CAN.

#05 - I WILL SAY BAD THINGS SO NO OFFENCE. IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT GO AWAY RIGHT NOW. IF YOU CAN NO OFFENCE

#06 - I'M A NEW LAZY ASS BUT I STILL HAVE A FRIEND SO THAT GUY IS CALLED THE FLASH PIRATES. SO THIS SHIT IS MY FRIENDS ON FANFICTION LIST.

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Friends On Fan-shit-tion.

#01 - The Flash Pirates = Don't really know much shit about the guy. But is good to shit (talk) with. His stories are pretty fucked up or you can say less reviewed so help the poor guy.

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Hello everyone...I'm THE CURSED WORLD. A very creepy name but i like it so why not fucking use it. Since you are here let me tell you some shit about myself. The only reason i created this account was to favorite and support the stories i like but, I've got some plans for my own fic-shit-tions too.

My age is 21 so yeah i'm an adult. Although my name is freaking evil-like i'm a very descent guy with a very, What do you call it an optimistic and cheering personality.

English is not my second language or my third language or even third. It's my first language, That goes to show i love learning languages (I just gave you a fucking hint that i know five languages if you still didn't understand. You are one of the bitches that i haven't fucked yet.) I don't wanna master them to full extent but still want to have 50% to 60% (of their ass pleasured by my dick) Knowledge about them so that i can use them without having any kind of trouble. But i'll face troubles but no problem.

As i've already explained my reasoning for this account i also have another cause for joining this shit, Which i also by the way have told you but it's time to elaborate on it.

Yes i do intend to make my own stories, I will write at least 5 shits and they will have five different categories but they will all be crossovers, Crossovers with Naruto. I think i will do a Bleach x Naruto, A One Piece x Naruto, A Highschool DxD x Naruto, And one more which i haven't cooked up yet. But first of all i will make a Fairy Tail x Naruto crossover. Really that section needs a bad-ass Naruto.

Oh i forgot to introduce myself, My age is oh i already told you that one, I think most of you must've found out that i'm a male. And yes i'm. (Otherwise i wouldn't be as fucked up and badmouthed as i'm)

Why do i want to write fanfiction ? If you are thinking that i've got an answer for that as well. It's because i've been a reader for years and have seen a great many stories unfinished and their authors leave them like it is a piece of shit. Okay i agree they got busy but they are just some assholes that say "Oh we got so busy!" A true writer is someone that updates their story even after a year.

Why did i use the time period year, I could've used Decade but i didn't and there is a reason for that as well. And i can explain it in two words or one name LANKY NATHAN.

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Lanky Nathan :

A truly praise-worthy writer. Man really think about it he is busy but updated his story after so long, Isn't that awesome. He is my hero and i'm inspired by him to write my own fanfiction. I love all of his stories but the best would be which you all by the way know is A New World, The Story Of A Lost Shinobi. So yeah he updated why don't other ass-holes update, If they can't keep their updates coming and will sooner or later break the heart of the readers then i would say don't even start something. Well i'm inspired by Lanky that only means i would start by releasing something in a category in which he also has some stories, And what is better to start from Fairy Tail x Naruto.

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Anyways that covers some reasons for me being here. You will soon see me writing stories, Probably from the new year and yeah i can assure you that my updates won't be fast. But i will never abandon my stories so...SO REMEMBER THAT FOREVER. THE CURSED WORLD WILL NEVER ABANDON ANY STORY.

That takes care of most of things. Somethings left are i've got a very horrible sense of humor so my stories will never be funny, They will always be in every category other then Romance and Comedy. (But if you find my lazy ass and assholic writing style funny. THEN THEY WILL BE FUCKING FUNNY)

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An Example Of My Writing Skills : "You uchihas are really trash and i can easily do it you...ass !" Said the blonde boy called Naruto as he slowly moved a little right to avoid getting hit by a coming punch. Sighing at the pathicness of Sasuke the blonde quickly took his still-trying-to-hit-Naruto hand and started spinning the bastard but didn't let go and kept spinning. Since the world is always spinning as well.

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The fics that i like the most are Action, Which has pretty good and awesome fight scenes. That is another reason for writing a Fairy Tail x Naruto crossover. Hiro Mashima can't create good fight-k-ing and i can say that as loudly as it can get. (Although they are not that bad. I mean fights should be 10 minutes long and his fights are 10 minutes) Something you should know i started writing a story fifteen days ago on 12/1/2014. 1st December 2014.

I got some fight scenes some dialogues and many other things fucked up (Done), So i'm experienced and not a newbie writer to which you can say anything you like. (If you say anything bad i don't give a fuck)

I've got some requirements in reading a story. Naruto must be bad-ass, Not strong but his mouth must be like me.

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Wanna Write a fucking good story. Read this shit : (Really written by my Hero Lanky, Since i love him i copied this too and pasted it on my profile, If you wanna use it you gotta ask his permission. Don't p.m my ass for the permission)

These are some writing tips, Divided in 8 parts so read 'em if you want to improve your ass-like writing.

Grammar :
You wanna write a story that everyone loves? Make sure you have flowing sentences, little to no errors and the correct spelling of character names. If you don't know how to spell something, go to the wiki for it! Wikipedia has pretty much every anime/manga of note on there with details (and spelling) of pretty much every necessary point you'll need. If you have a story that reads well, then that's the hardest part fixed. Also, if you use Japanese in the story, MAKE SURE IT'S CONSISTENT! Having Japanese with the translation as attack names can be really cool and help improve the mood of the story. Having 'Hai' spotted through out sentances gives the feeling you're a bit of a weeaboo. It's cool if you want to use something like this to make the story feel more oriental, but make sure it is consistent. Have every 'yes' as 'hai'. That way, it doesn't disrupt the sentance structure and flow of the paragraph.

Detail :
You gotta have an interesting plot with great attention to detail. Don't try and write a whole fight in a single paragraph because it sounds shallow and rushed. Same deal with a story. You want your character to do something cool like a quest? Take a while to set him up. Don't just have him jump straight into it because it is unimaginative and sounds 2D. Flesh things out and give the build up and journey some beef! What I'm saying is write details. If you think something sounds too painfully fake, it could be because you tried to fit an entire days worth of information into those 2 or 3 paragraphs. You gotta remember not to get too deep too, else it gets repetitive and boring ie. a train ride that takes an entire chapter. A fine example of this is Dragon Ball Z. Remember how they would stand around for like 20 episodes before a half episode fight? Yeah, don't do that in your story. (Not to knock DBZ because it is AWESOME but come on :\ )

Diversity :
You gotta write something interesting. Something different. If you follow the trend, that means readers are going to be sifting through 1000 stories that sound exactly the same. This means that even if you have written it incredibly well, by the time they actually find it they'll be like, meh, read it before. All the good stories you read on here all have something unique about them. That's what sets them apart and makes them enjoyable. So try think, what will YOU do that is completely different? Something that has never been done before? What will make your story stand out above the rest?

Character Recognisability :
'What the hell is that?' I hear you ask. To put it simply, it is writing the character In Character; like cannon. People come to read about their favorite character doing other things that they always wish they did in the original series. If you then write a story that has the main character completely OOC (Out Of Character) from the first sentence, the reader will be like, 'who is this? Yeah, it has my favorite characters name, but they're nothing like them! They are basically an original character the author has created and simply tagged on the main characters name so that I'd read it.'. If you want to change and grow your character into something more mature/powerful/dumb/playful, either find a point in the time line that allows you to do this without interrupting more recent events too much, or make it subtle. Start the character out exactly the way they are in cannon and then slowly change them over a period of chapters. This will make the change gradual and easy to accept. Some people have the ability to write characters OOC from the get go that are still amazing, but they usually have been writing for years.

Re-Read :
I cannot stress this enough. You're concept of grammar might be perfect and you may also have a flawless plot line cranking, but you are human and as such you WILL make mistakes, whether that be a missed word, words doubled up, typos or words that have no space between them. If you re-read, you will spot the majority of these mistakes. Do it twice and you'll smooth out any you missed first time round. Do it three times and you have a high chance you now have no errors. That's not to say you still won't miss some though. I re-read every sentence, every paragraph, every scene, every chapter multiple times before I post it. After I post, I then go back and re-read the chapter online and still more often than not spot one or two things I missed. So comb over your story intently people, cause if you're anything like me you'll need to. A helpful tip is to read the story out loud to yourself as you go back over it. That helps highlight a number of errors you'd otherwise miss.

Summary :
A lot of people ignore this part and put down something stupid like 'I suck at summaries, just read and you'll enjoy it, I promise!' The summary is what catches the readers eye. It has to reveal a certain amount of the story's plot in a mysterious way that makes the reader think, 'what's the answer to that? I gotta find out'. An extended summary inside is cool, but it's the one on the main page that must be good because that is the one all readers will see.

Goals :
Do you ever seem to have problems keeping up your interest in a story? The thing here is that to complete a story, you must have an end goal in mind when you start it. If I were to just simply start writing for the sake of writing, I would lose interest very quickly. It's happened before. So the over all goal of the story is what will keep things fresh the whole way through. It's the aim from the first chapter and that's how it will finish. A story might be flowing really well up to when you end it but the thing is, if you were to carry the story past what you had planned, you wouldn't have any specific goal. What would you be aiming for? Each next arc? But how would you keep it interesting? The fact I have something that overlays the entire story allows me to weave in different plot points all through the story to make it more interesting. Take that away and the chapters will become shallow and strained. So like it says, 'all good things come to an end'. Listen to this quote because it will help you finish your story on a high note instead of it dying away to a whimper of what it was.

Finally...

Title :
You gotta think of something catchy, sharp and smart. Something like 'Naruto's Special Adventure' doesn't sound all that interesting hey. However, 'The Dark Eye in the Sky' sounds better doesn't it? That's because it hints at what the story is, instead of telling the reader outright what it is about.

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The following shit is something people always copy from 'Heartless demon wolf' and i've read it at Kyoka Suigetsu Totsuka's profile. I then opened heartless demon wolf, But it said he didn't write this shit himself he got it from some-fucking-place else. So i found out he actually got it from Mr. Pancakez.

(But i made some changes in it since it's really fucking emotional.) (I didn't make any changes in Lanky's lines because i can be gay for him and so you understand if not go fuck yourselves)

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Writers- all of them, from famous authors to subtle FF writers- ALL depend on the feedback from our readers.
Vision Dominican brought up an interesting albeit tragically true idea:

"Lack of shits like reviews is the greatest killer of fan fic fuckers (writers, or authors i don't care just read on) out there. We at the institute wish to let the public know of how they can pitch in to save our dying writers." (HAhahahha, I know by shitting which those assholics probably won't. Man bitches don't understand whatever you say)

1) Drop a review every other chapter. It may not seem like much, but reviews are actually what many of us want to see. That, and shits (hits). SHits do make us happy but we don't really know if people want to fuck (like) our bitch (Story) or not.

2) Visit our dick (author) page. Those kind of shits really make us happy. It's where we showcase our entourage of friends, beta readers, and stories. Some of us even tidy up with set areas for upcoming story ideas and character bios. (So that some bastard can read it and copy it and use that shit as his own, Like i will do anything fucking foolish like that)

3) Send an email (So you can know what kind of ass i'm). While normally I'd prefer a review, emails are just as good. (Really in reviews if you bastards say something bitchy i will get angry and fucked up but in email i can fuck up with you so i really don't prefer emails) Really, it warms my heart to communicate with another reader or writer." (While also shitting with them)

What you call being "too lazy to review" (I call being a bitch) is what we call "a flame to the pages" (Nope no flames this time, At least not to pages but asses, I can take that so...I call it firing the asses) as the writers. That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" (To assholic) to review is another minute of creeping discouragement (fucking up with us authors) that all writers feel as they begin to think..

"Why am I even here…?"

"What's even the point of continuing?"

"My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…"

"I'll never be a good writer...I quit."

These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head- that go through MY head (Sorry if i put much strain on my lazy assholic mind i get aches all over my penis so nothing goes through my mind) - when we put out a chapter / story with all our heart and soul within, and we sit there…and sit…and wait…and not a single person says even a word. (Because my penis is in someone's mouth and they are currently sucking on it)

If you're not a writer, you have NO IDEA how much that hurts…(Firing the ass, Even if you are not an author i think you can understand how sensitive a butt is)

If you ARE a writer, then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heartwarming and encouraging review, and you read it, smiling while thinking…"Wow…I did it…" (No changing in that. That only means the reviewers are not assholic)

So, why not give fellow writers the same luxury here? (WHAT ??????)

Too many times I've seen epic and utterly beautiful works of literary art fall to pieces before finally being abandoned due to the terrible discouragement that the lack of reviews can cause. (This shit again, Maybe Pancakez copied it from me and wrote it here ! You are having that questionic face and let me explain i said it, up in the profile)

Sometimes, it is so severe that the very writer himself decides to quit, denying the world his skills of writing that I'm it would have deeply enjoyed. (I know that feeling...Don't look at me i never quit on anything not even a burger...Ummm delicious)

So…

Just one minute, that's all it takes. Just a few gentle taps of the fingers on your keyboard, a few seconds or so of your time, and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark demise. (Dark demise, Why didn't i think of that username, Really better than the Cursed World. Well whatev-fuck-er)

Do me a favor: Go find a story, ANY story, anywhere here on Fanfic,net, and see if you can help it. If it has very little / no reviews at all, just check it out, and say whatever comes to mind. (Don't write something like, "Piece of trash" That means destroying a little hope that poor bastardic author has so not anything, But anything good)

And enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story, with just a few taps of the keyboard…(He is right about that so now sentence or comment or changing in this shit)

If you agree with what I have said then please copy and paste any part of this story you wish onto your profile. (First of all i didn't write it and second you don't agree, If you did almost everyone of Fanfiction would have this bitch lying around their profiles)

Modify it in any way you see fit; (I just did, I made it a little less emotional) there is no need to use my exact words. (I didn't, I used my own words) You make it say what you want it to say. (I already did)

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Really i could never write something like that, This review kind of shit is really full of feelings. I'm a very a...I think i said enough shit for now. (That means i said enough you read enough. So we can both have sex with our girlfriends right now since we are both free. I have a girlfriend, I don't if you have one though)

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I think that's all my cursed mind can cook up or fuck up, At least for now so goodbye and remember i'm not a bad person or anything i'm just a serious, cheering and optimistic guy. But not way too much optimistic if i see someone is pathetic and can't improve i would say "Hey bitch stop doing (Anything they are doing like writing, or studying to becoming a doctor) Because you can't do it right." No offence but i don't care either. GOODBYE BITCHES AND BASTARDS (Again no offence)