Hey guys! Alexriolover95 here!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lgAq-MoZiI

Anyway a simple summary of my life:

I am 2 years old and yes, I am a prick and my name is Alexander Kim (you can call me Gay for short).

I was born in South Korea which explains my anger issues. I love being a douche and I have an attention problem. I feel like I am the best author around and if someone doesn't like my opinion, well they are basically wrong. Now you're wondering how many Korean-Americans love Rio, well not me! I only like being popular!

Have a pretty shit life, I am fat, don't have any education or work, love kissing men and so on. I get bullied a lot which explains my attitude and how I feel in power here.

When I discovered fan fiction, however, just at the end of last year, my life changed as I started writing very crappy stories. I don't put any work into my stories, but hey, who cares about detail? I certainly don't and I can trick any moron into reading them.

Relationship status: Sorry ladies, I'm gay!

Who I Am

In the simplest definition, I'm a 2 year old poor class, Jewish, Korean American who is into writing fanfiction and lives a bad life. But I'm much more than that...

I'm a full blooded Korean, born in the South Korean city of Pusan on December 15, 2016. I love being a Korean and hope one day I will destroy America with my fellow Koreans. Long live Kim Jong-in.

I'm a Jewel, I love money and never go to church. I also fully believe that gays and lesbians have the right to be together and be married if they wish so, it is their choice and no one has the right to tell them otherwise. Well, why not? I am gay myself!

I claim to not judge others yet I outright called someone out for supporting Trump, proving I am a full one-hundred percent hypocrite. I love My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and I hate sports. Obviously, cause I'm fat and can't get exercise.

(That's it for now, there might or will be more)

My Pen Name

By the way if you are wondering why my pen name is the way it is, I was too lazy to come up with something creative.

How To Reach Me

Well if someone suggest something I don't like, I instantly block them because I can't be wrong!

What I'm looking for in a boyfriend/husband

I love to be held by a big, strong man and have passionate kisses. I can't stand girls, yeck.

Words of Wisdom (From me!)

Please don't be like me, I have way too many problems that simply can't be fixed. I judge people too much, don't like change and have a ton of anger issues.

Characters that I am like

Bernie Crane because he's gay.

Characters that I am not like

Anyone who is not like me, pretty much.

My Favorites

Movies: Anything that involves overweight men eating food.

TV Shows: MLP because I'm a weirdo who shouldn't be watching that stuff.

Youtube Channels: My own because I feel like my channel is the best.

Food and Drinks: Anything that's fattening.

Characters: Anyone that's the same as me!

Video Games: MLP games.

Music: Lady Gaga, Keanu West, you know, people that can't sing.

Upcoming Movies: Anything that's decent.

Animals: Dodos.

Other Favorites

Legos!

Favorite Pairings (With some of my OCs and other people's)

Me and gay characters.

Me and fat characters.

Dislikes

Anyone that doesn't agree with me cause I always need to be right.

Weaknesses (Mostly about girls)

Men that don't want to be with me!

The list of my friends on FFN, oh wait, I don't have friends, haha

Advice to those who are new to FFN

You don't need to put work into stories, because crappy ones like mine get all the attention.

I am the big man on FanFiction despite the fact my writing sucks. So make sure you read me.

If you don't review my stories, I don't consider you a friend.

Don't give me criticism cause I can't take it!

Advice to those who are in or will have a relationship!

Don't be gay like me, it's just outright wrong.

A message for Bronies and Pegasisters!

To all my fellow Bronies and Pegasisters, I have a message for you!

If you like the TV show, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, then you guys are just weird.

Seriously, why would you watch that? It's just weird, you shouldn't watch things that aren't in your age writing.

I'm brony and I am not afraid to admit it! If you are a brony or pegasister, than be afraid to admit it! Society will cast you out!

Never tell anyone you like the show.

Questions and Answers!

Question: Are you thinking of doing further sequels for your OC Alex after the story called choices? -nightfly123

Answer: Probably, I write too many stories as it is to keep track though. Cause I can't keep focused to one.

Question: What, in your own personal opinion would you say is your best story you have written or even had the most pride in making? -BlueTheron

Answer: None because my writing absolutely the worst, I don't have any passion. I literally just write without proper grammer or spelling. I can never be like Bluetech, he's an amazing author!

Question: What would you do if you yourself were ever sucked into the Rio movie? -ValkyrieBaymax

Answer: Nothing because that's not possible.

Question: What upcoming stories have you yet to put up on Fanfiction? -Tomadahawk

Answer: Tons cause I got loads of pointless ideas.

Question: Do you like WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) if so, who is your favorite wrestler? -nightfly123

Answer: I love WWE! Men in tights always gets me turned on.

Question: What’s your favorite video game? -Blackfeathers33

Answer: Not sure, I'm Korean so I play tons of games.

Question: Which do you prefer, Liz or Lisa? -Cats 'n' Cheese

Answer: No idea.

Question: What’s the most romantic FFN story you’ve ever read? -Blackfeathers33

Answer: None really, I can't write romance.

Question: Who do you hate here? And why? -Cats 'n' Cheese

Answer: Well I did claim to hate authors who are actually good like Ricardo the Black Hawk and BlueTech. I claim to see them disrespect others for what they write, killing their self-esteem. Yet despite this, I have no evidence to back it up. Ricardo and Bluetech are actually amazing authors who put so much passion into their work. They deserve the respect that they get. So to answer, I hate myself for being such a hypocrite.

Question: What bullies don’t you like here? -Jameson The Phoenix Owl

Answer: Myself because I cannot take any advice.

Question: Are you thinking of adding my OC Nightfly in your story called Choices and in the sequels to Choices? -nightfly123

Answer: Hell no, you're not worthy to be in my story.

Question: What was your inspiration to start making fanfiction? Like what convinced you that it was something that you wanted to do? And what was the community like back when you started?” -BlueTheron

Answer: Well I read one story and thought I could be all high and mighty. So I joined the community and then for no reason, picked fights with people and keep posting forums about how I hate people better than me.

Question: Out of all the superheroes and super villains in Marvel and DC, which is your favourite? -Tomadahawk

Answer: None.

Question: Would you ever kill off your OC, Alex the scarlet macaw, to give your story a very sad, dramatic ending? -Blackfeathers33

Answer: Probably, I never really get attached to my characters.

Question: What's the most stupid thing you wished on Christmas? -Cats 'n' Cheese

Answer: To be straight.

Question: Who’s your least favorite Rio character? -Blackfeathers33

Answer: All of them.

Question: Have you ever ate snow or scallops and bananas? -Cats 'n' Cheese

Answer: Yes, yes, and yes! Cause's I'm an idiot.

Question: If you was talking to Jewel's father Eduardo and he was being rude to you, what would you say or do to him? -nightfly123

Answer: I would back down because I'm a coward and then make a rant about it on fanfiction because hey, I'm not in the wrong!

Question: Are you going to write more stories about Carla? -Unknown

Answer: Nah.

Question: Some person on Youtube tried to say people that Jewel is Blu's mother. So my question is - What is the stupidest theory about Rio you ever heard? -Andrew

Answer: I would support it since I believe in incest.

Question: What do you hope to see in the movie Rio 3 if it was announced as being in pre-production? -nightfly123

Answer: Well seeing gay characters would be good.

Question: Have you ever read the Zootopia fanfiction story "Savage", by ADeadMissionary? -KingofShadows2019(formerly Blackfeathers33

Answer: No, I have never read and don’t plan on reading any stories from Zootopia, simply because I don't think they are worth of my time.

Question: I wanted to know, What's your favorite song from the first or second Rio? -Zachmoviefan

Answer: Unless it's Korean, I don't really like it.

Question: The first one, in Rio 1, on the tram ride, when Blu compliments Jewel on her eyes by saying 'I bet you could see right through them', why does Jewel look away awkwardly right after this? -Senster369

Answer: Bit of a stupid question, isn't it?

Question: What would you do if a horde of the world's craziest Alexriolover95 Fans suddenly started running after you? Let's say these fans are Yanderes? -MafiaMarshMello

Answer: What fans?

Question: If you were like the very last scarlet macaw on earth, what would you do? -Florafionpetals

Answer: Roll over and die.

Question: If you would want to join the military, then what specialization you would choose (Air Force,Tank Crew,Marines,Infantry etc)? -tiago9

Answer: I'm too fat to pass the fitness test and too gay to have the confidence.

Question: If you were offered to visit any of the Seven wonders of the world. Which one would you pick and why? -BlueTheron

Answer: Depends, is there any in Korea?

Question: Why do you like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic so much? -Cats 'n' Cheese

Answer: Because I'm a weirdo.

Question: Do you know the game, Undertale? -brandonchasepowell

Answer: No, I don’t.!

Question: What story ideas do you have for Medieval Adventures? -nightfly123

Answer: Read it and you'll see.

Question: What do you think of Tomada and Sorrel as husband and wife in your stories? -Tomadahawk

Answer: Meh.

Question: If you had to fight in one war fictional or real life) which one would it be? -Hyrum The Outcast

Answer: Me fight? I can just about stand up.

Question: What makes you laugh? -Nightfly123

Answer: Old lady's falling over.

Question: What is your most desired/favorite military aircraft from either real life, or fiction, and why? For whatever your choice may be, what bird species would best represent said choice? -Lowknave

Answer: I dunno.

Question: What languages can you speak (besides of English!)? -ShadowDragonGhost13

Answer: If it's get food in the title, you bet I can speak it!

Question: What is your favourite food and why? -jugalpratimdas

Answer: Pizza, burgers, ice cream.

Question: Do you like to read books? And if you do, what type? -KingofShadows2019

Answer: I can't write, what makes you think I can read?

Question: If you was offered to be a part of the cast for Rio 3 (If it does go into production or if it's announced even) would you accept or decline the offer? -Nightfly123

Answer: I'd say no because I can't act and blue sky studios would never waste their time with me.

Question: What's the funniest thing a hater has ever said to you in the reviews? -Zachmoviefan

Answer: I don't know because I don't understand humour.

Question: By the way, besides a scarlet macaw, what kind of bird you wanna be? -ShadowDragonGhost13

Answer: A Dodo.

Question: What made you write about Blu and Bia's family relationship to ever be your first ever Rio story on Fanfiction? -Tomadahawk

Answer: I dunno.

Question: what your favorite the secret life of pets characters? -Jameson The Phoenix Owl

Answer: There's too many characters.

Question: Who do you ship in the secret life of pets? -Lederhosen4life

Answer: All the male characters with other male characters.

Question: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow!? -BlueTheron

Answer: Why are you asking me that?

Question: What is the thing you love most in this world? -jugalpratimdas

Answer: The fact I use the internet as a means to vent my anger issues.

Question: Are you planning to make a Rio and Secret Life of Pets crossover? -ShadowDragonGhost13

Answer: No clue.

Question: What is your favourite movie? -Nightfly123

Answer: Rio obviously.

Question: Do you have any advice for someone starting to write on here? -Guest

Answer: Yeah, don't be like me.

Question: You would have to choose to save either Nightfly123 or Jameson the Phoenix Owl, they're both dangling on the cliff or really in danger. You wouldn't be able to save both of them, you only could save one of them. Which one would you save? -Loco Vampire

Answer: Neither, fuck them. As long as I'm alive, that's all that matters.

Question: So I was stopping by the place for a visit in hopes for a new archive to join but stopped when I saw that you kinda have a bad reputation here (no offense). Why is that? -A Random Passer

Answer: Because I'm just a stupid moron who starts pointless fighters with people and then feels that I am the one who is not wrong. I have a big ego, you see.

Question: Can you name a sequel movie that you think is better than the first movie? -Loco Vampire

Answer: Oh! That’s easy! None!

Question: A couple of people think that Fred(dukes old owner) isn't actually dead. Do you think that this could be a potential plot for the TSLOP sequel, or do you think its gonna be different and that Fred really is dead? -Lederhosen4life

Answer: Who knows.

Question: What’s your favorite cake? -Jameson The Phoenix Owl

Answer: All cake unless it's a healthy one.

Question: If a zombie apocalypse were to break out what is the first place you would go? -Zachmoviefan

Answer: McDonalds.

Question: Do you like Extreme/dangerous weather such as tornadoes, hurricanes, and electrical storms? -xPrimalHunterx

Answer: I'm from Korea so I hate anything.

Question: (For Jewel) If you had the ability to talk to humans and they can hear what you are saying, how would they react? -Tomadahawk

Answer: Not possible so don't know how to answer.

Question: If you were given a choice to rule the world what would have you done? -jugalpratimdas

Answer: Make everyone think the same as I do because I need to always be in the right.

Question: What do you wanna see at the sequel of TSLOP? -ShadowDragonGhost13

Answer: I dunno.

Question: Do you have a plan for Amazonian Life in the future? -Jameson The Phoenix Owl

Answer: Too many.

Question: Which MLP characters can you compare to Rio characters? -Zachmoviefan

Answer: What a stupid question, how can you do that?

Question: What songs do you hate? -ShadowDragonGhost13

Answer: Anything that's in English?

Question: (For Jewel) Do you like rock music? -JimmyRio120

Answer: For Jewel? What?

Question: Who did you first make friends with here? -Redflamers

Answer: No one, I don't have friends.

Question: (For both Alex and Jewel) How many cheeseburgers can you eat in one meal? -BumblebeeFan25

Answer: Until there's not a bit left on the plate! Unless I eat the plate of course.

Question: What’s your favorite movie that takes place in the future? -Zachmoviefan

Answer: Any movie after this year, haha.

Question: Since there are like 6 or 7 ideas already (in your Best Friends story), which one will you choose? -ShadowDragonGhost13

Answer: Well my ideas are pretty sucky so who knows.

Question: What is the most valuable thing in your life? And why do you treasure it that much? -jugalpratimdas

Answer: My gay magazines.

Question: Would you rather eat ten pounds of steak or 50 gallons of mountain dew? -BumblebeeFan25

Answer: Hell yeah I would.

Question: Do you like Breaking Benjamin? -JimmyRio120

Answer: No.

Question: Who do you think is better? Clinton or Trump? -A

Answer: Trump all the way! He's actually made the country great again and stops people like me from getting in.

Question: How do you feel about South park? -xPrimalHunterx

Answer: It's cool.

Question: If you ever wanted a good voice actor to play your character, Alex, who would it be? -T8ECR34TOR

Answer: Me because no one else is worthy enough to do so.

Question: Are you excited for the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie? -Nightfly123

Answer: I'm not sure.

Question: Do you think Tomada has inspired the authors to have Tiberius be in Rio Fanfiction skits? -Tomadahawk

Answer: Nah, obviously it was me! I'm the best author here!

Question: What is the best fanfiction you have read so far? -TheMater99

Answer: Only my own stories since I need to be superior to everyone.

Question: In your opinion, what was the best movie of 2016? -KingofShadows2019

Answer: Batman VS Superman.

Question: Was 2016 a good year for you, and what did you think of the election? -KingofShadows2019

Answer: It was a great year! Trump became president and will make America great again! And it's been proven so far he is doing a fantastic job! I also made more enemies here so that's a bonus!

Question: Are you a fan of these three other that things I like, Toy Story, Pokémon, and Bionicle? -T8ECR34TOR

Answer: Who likes any of those?

Question: Are you excited for nutty by nature? -monsterjamvadim

Answer: What?

Question: Have you ever played Roblox? -HalestormFan120

Answer: Probably, I do play tons of games.

Question: Out of all of the MLP: FiM characters who is your favorite? -Zachmoviefan

Answer: I think it’s pretty obvious Zach.

Question: What do you think about Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland? -SummerKitty04

Answer: I wish the twins were gay.

Question: What do you think will happen in 2017 that will change the world? (inventions, politics etc.) -TheMater99

Answer: I will become the best author ever! Nah, just kidding, no chance of that happening.

Question: Are you going to write your first Cars story (Cars as in the movie about Lightning McQueen) If so, what would it be about? -Nightfly123

Answer: Well sorry buddy, but I don’t plan on ever making stories for that fandom. I'm too good for them.

Question: If you are dying and Lily holds you with sadness in her eyes, what will be your last words to her? -SummerKitty04

Answer: Wouldn't happen cause I don't like girls.

Question: What would be your first impressions if you woke up one day as your 'OC Alex' character? Would you try to find a way to get to humanity?, try to socialise with others or…? -BlueTheron

Answer: Freak the hell out!

Question: Did you ever see the episode of when a Sith master showed Anakin's future? -T8ECR34TOR

Answer: What show, dumbass?

Question: If you were a pony, what would be your cutiemark? And would you be an earth pony, a pegasus, or a unicorn? -Loco Vampire

Answer: I think I would want my cutiemark to be a cock to represent my gayness.

Questions: How powerful do you believe unity is? -T8ECR34TOR

Answer: As powerful as it can be.

Question: If they were to make a Rio 3 what celebrity would you like to see casted in it along with the original cast? -Zachmoviefan

Answer: I’m not really sure… I would like to see myself voicing everyone.

Question: Who do you ship at MLP? -SummerKitty04

Answer: All male characters!

Question: Which would rather be a better president than Trump? Arnold Schwarzenegger or Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson? -Tomadahawk

Answer: That’s also easy! Trump because he's so wise!

Question: What's the most memorable moment from all of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic for you? -SummerKitty04

Answer: Wow… That's tough…

Question: Who's your least favorite character on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and why? -SummerKitty04

Answer: Anyone that's straight.

Question: What do you think about a fan animated video called 'Pinkie Pie smile HD' by MisterDavey from YouTube? Okay, if you haven't seen it, I dare you to watch it. -Loco Vampire

Answer: Don't dare me to do stuff!

Question: How has writing for Rio fanfiction changed you, if it has, as a person, in real life? -The Reviewer

Answer: It's made me more of a douche than before. I use it as a means to vent my issues. I use to get bullied you see.

Question: Have you ever heard of the Cartoon Network City era? If yes, then how would you feel if the characters of the show ever interacted with the era? -T8ECR34TOR

Answer: What?

Question: I DARE YOU TO WATCH G3 MY LITTLE PONY -OMGMAN800

Answer: And I dare you to piss off!

Question: What was your reaction when you watched Lullaby for A Princess? -SummerKitty04

Answer: I was tearing up at it because I'm strange.

Question: Have you ever heard of the song, I See Fire by Ed Sheeran? -T8ECR34TOR

Answer: Sure have.

Question: Did you like play dota 2? -phantom assasin

Answer: Nah.

Question: Did you will make sequel for blu in brazil jewel in minnesota? -Guest

Answer: That sentence doesn't make sense.

Question: Okay, from SummerKitty04, she asks, "What's your favorite song from all of MLP: FiM? -SummerKitty04

Answer: If she can't ask it herself, then I can't answer.

Question: What do you think of LORD OF THE RINGS and THE HOBBIT? -T8ECR34TOR

Answer: Great movies!

Question: Would you use Robin Hood as an inspiration for your Medieval Adventure stories whenever you are in the process of making another short story? -Nightfly123

Answer: Not yet.

Question: Out of all your favorite ships you listed in your profile, which non-canon ship do you like more? -SummerKitty04

Answer: Who knows.

Question: Who is your favorite music composer? -T8ECR34TOR

Answer: Lady Gaga.

Question: In any case, what known hero would you compare your character to? -T8ECR34TOR

Answer: Jesus from The Walking Dead.

Question: What's your least favorite episode of MLP? -SummerKitty04

Answer: Wow… That's even harder…

Question: How would you feel if MLP: FiM was made by Disney? -T8ECR34TOR

Answer: I'll watch it anyway.

Question: Did you hear about the death of peter Sallis, who voiced Wallace from Wallace and Gromit? -Nightfly123

Answer: Well he was old, isn't really that shocking?

Question: Do you like violence movie? -JSP man

Answer: I'm Korean, of course not.

Question: What's your favorite fan made MLP song? (And it can't be related to Luna or Celestia! HAHA!)" -SummerKitty04

Answer: If it's not real, then I don't like it.

Question: When did you start doing rio? -LoopyMCGoat

Answer: Since it cam eout.

Question: If you had the chance to ask Abraham Lincoln, any questions, even for one day, what would you ask him? -Nightfly123

Answer: I would say why did you free slaves? World would be a better place, if he didn't.

Question: Are you smart or not? -JSP man

Answer: Well of course I'm no smart!

Question: Do you believe in ghosts? -JSP man

Answer: I actually don't believe in ghosts.

Question: What's your least favourite episode that features your top favorite characters? -SummerKitty04

Answer: Meh.

Question: Who's your favorite character from the Star Wars series? -Tomadahawk

Answer: Jar Jar Binks.

Question: What rio fanfic that you cant wait to read the next chapter? -Lukhas TheSpixMacaw

Answer: You wanna respell that?

Question: What's your favorite episode featuring one or some of your least favorite character? -SummerKitty04

Answer: Again, that's really hard. Kinda getting tired of answering question.

Question: Would you love to roleplay (outside of fanfiction) as one of your ocs? -Guest, aka, zactyblu

Answer: Role plays

Question: If you went to a Comic-con, what would you dress up as? -Tomadahawk

Answer: Would dress as Donald Trump.

Question: What inspires you to make your OC'S, And where did you get all of their names from? -Lukhas TheSpixMacaw

Answer: Made them up.

Question: Are you looking forward to the Obi-Wan Kenobi movie that is reportedly in the works? -Nightfly123

Answer: Nah, it's Disney.

Question: How well do you get notified about new chapters to the stories you favorited and other stuff? -T8ECR34TOR

Answer: Emails dummy.

Question: When is Medieval Adventures being brought back? -Nightfly123

Answer: When I feel like it.

Question: So what song do you feel like represents you? -T8ECR34TOR

Answer: I wanna fuck you in the ass.

Question: If you are feeling stressed, what do you do to make it go away? -Tomadahawk

Answer: Easy.

Question: Have you ever seen the last three episodes of the Clone Wars where Yoda was learning the teachings of Qui-Gonn and the dead? -T8ECR34TOR

Answer: Spoilers dummy!

Question: How would you feel if you ever had to face…a Xenomorph? -T8ECR34TOR

Answer: No clue.

Well that is it for now, but I will update my profile from time to time!