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![]() Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride. Age: In High School A random conversation I had with my friends: Me (to everyone): Why does he keep calling me goth? The only reason I look goth in the morning is because I am not usually a morning person. Friend 1 (to everyone): Well, I look Chinese in the morning. Friend 2 (to friend 1): Fine, if you look Chinese, I look Japanese. Friend 3 (to friend 2): You look like a monster in the morning. Friend 2 (to friend 3): YOU SUCK. friend's 2 and 3 start randomly arguing Friend 1 (to friend's 2 and 3): You know what, you BOTH suck. Friend 2's Boyfriend (to everyone): huh? And all of this came out of me making one random statement. Life can be interesting for no reason, can't it? The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Month one: Month Two: Month Three: Month Four: Month Five: Month Six: Month Seven: Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile. 98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile. If you love the whole blind-pyro-chef thing about Iggy, copy this onto your profile. If you screamed like a little kid when you found out a Maximum Ride movie was coming out, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever had a friend who turned out to be selfish and uncaring, copy and paste this in your profile. If you are constantly frustrated about kids who refuse to learn and cause trouble for teachers copy and paste this in your profile. If you would kill to have wings, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever made something completely of a lot of chocolate and a grahm cracker pie crust and then regretted it immensly, copy and paste this into your profile. | |||||||
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