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Joined 04-06-09, id: 1892229, Profile Updated: 02-07-10
Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride.

Age: In High School
Gender: Female
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Long, brown with natural blonde highlights.
Height: About 5"8'
Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Theatre, and hanging out with my wonderful friends.
Favorite Series: Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Inkheart, Narnia, and just recently, Twilight.
Cannons I support: Fax, Harry & Ginny, Lily & James, Ron & Hermione, Jacob & Bella, Meggie & Farid

A random conversation I had with my friends:

Me (to everyone): Why does he keep calling me goth? The only reason I look goth in the morning is because I am not usually a morning person.

Friend 1 (to everyone): Well, I look Chinese in the morning.

Friend 2 (to friend 1): Fine, if you look Chinese, I look Japanese.

Friend 3 (to friend 2): You look like a monster in the morning.

Friend 2 (to friend 3): YOU SUCK.

friend's 2 and 3 start randomly arguing

Friend 1 (to friend's 2 and 3): You know what, you BOTH suck.

Friend 2's Boyfriend (to everyone): huh?

And all of this came out of me making one random statement. Life can be interesting for no reason, can't it?

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Month one:
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two:
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three:
You know what Mommy: I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four:
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five:
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six:
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop! I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven:
Mommy, I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
One more professional murder.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.

If you love the whole blind-pyro-chef thing about Iggy, copy this onto your profile.

If you screamed like a little kid when you found out a Maximum Ride movie was coming out, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a friend who turned out to be selfish and uncaring, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are constantly frustrated about kids who refuse to learn and cause trouble for teachers copy and paste this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever made something completely of a lot of chocolate and a grahm cracker pie crust and then regretted it immensly, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Fly By Twilight: The Volturi by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Third in the 'Fly By Twilight' trilogy. The Flock is just settling into their new home in Forks, but the Volturi are watching closely. It's seems Max's destiny is close at hand, but how will she fulfill it?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Fang
The First Day by little0bird reviews
The first year after the battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 251,033 - Reviews: 3574 - Favs: 3,483 - Follows: 1,644 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Maximum Ride: The After Years by eclipsed heart reviews
Ten years ago, the world was saved and the flock split up, all contact lost. Now where are they? What happens when they reunite? Forgiveness is needed, romance is a must, and keeping everyone together when grudges threaten unity is priority. Gotta be FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,907 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Max, Nudge - Complete
School Days by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
life in the school when they were kids. Things will be different than what the books mention because the books won't happen. Little kid Fax. In the begining they were three but age as the story goes on. T for langague and for what happens to Fang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 25,708 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Coupledom Troubles by MaidenChina reviews
Max and Fang are finally together, life is great, global peace is achieved… YEAH RIGHT. A pubescent mutant-bird kid coupling means some interesting situations are sure to ensue. Sequel to Field Trip. FLUFF and FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,643 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Max, Fang
Mr Mom by imagine.life.sweeter reviews
When Max gets sick, Fang's left in charge of the flock. How will he survive as Mr. Mom? Told through Fang's POV. Really bad summary. Oh well. Read it for yourself. You'll get a better picture. FINAL CHAPTER IS UP!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,787 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Lost by Person95 reviews
Max leaves the flock when she finds out she is pregnant with Fang's child. What happens when Fang finds Max? Fax, rated T for sexual references.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,022 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Max, Fang
Moments In Time by fairytalefantasistx3 reviews
One hundred moments in Harry and Ginny's relationship. Some fluff, humour, silliness, angst and most importantly, romance. Will eventually be 100 oneshots. HP/GW galore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 33,355 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Happenings While Shopping by jzazy reviews
When the flock is out shopping what happens when Max goes on a chat room while waiting for Nudge and Angel to finish shopping? Who will she meet on the chat room? And what will be reaveled. Subtitle, Max and Fang IMing together, what could go wrong? R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,442 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Fang, Max
Field Trip by MaidenChina reviews
Max and the flock go back to school and are on ANOTHER field trip. Very manga-ish themes, such as overnight stay in a hotel and hot springs... need I say more? MAJORLY FLUFFY and TOTALLY FAX. First fanfic, please read and review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,029 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
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Fang's Sleepover reviews
Fang has friends! What will they do at a sleepover? FAX. Slight EGGY. Rated T for mild swearing. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Fang
Life With the Flock reviews
Authors's block. At this point, this story may never be finished.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,323 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Max, Fang