Hello, my name is Oldhat. I guzzle beer, have a fixation on writing stories that I will never obtain the courage to publish, and maintain that these are both unhealthy things to do and encourage readers to not follow in a similar path. At current, my gleeful fandom hopping as a means of escapism has landed me square in the middle of the TF2 spectrum. Please be patient, as I am likely to write for others unrelated to it (we're talking Paranorman, Gravity Falls, Coraline crossovers, and an Amnesia: The Dark Descent crossover with Alice: Madness Returns). Thank you for your time, and please enjoy these hastily written fan drabbles of mine.

On a slightly unrelated note, if you have a prompt/pairing for a TF2 fanfic, shoot me a message and I'll see if I can get to it.

I don't mind dirty requests, so long as one understands that I will draw the line at non-con.

Anything else is fine with me, but do keep in mind, I may warp the initial intent of a request

depending on the mood. Yes, I am a petty writer.