"So you had two billion, eight hundred million years to fall in love and you just had to chose now. Good lord, Garuda, please don't tell me you steal Vinata's feathers and keep them in your pocket."

"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.

FIN. Lily was not prepared to go to Hogwarts to live a life of gender bending and cross dressing just in order to be able to play a serious game of Quidditch. But that cute chaser James Potter just might make up for all of it...if he weren't such a jerk.

Potter was going to say that he wasn't my boyfriend. I couldn't let him do that. For the love of Merlin, I could not let him do that. I had to stop him. He couldn't tell her the truth. So I did the only conceivable thing I could think of. I kissed him.

Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.

Seeing the future is one thing. Knowing how to get there is another. Alice knows that Jasper is the key to something better. If only she can get - and keep - him in her life. Alice and Jasper's story. Reposted by request.

Kei thought of a new game and he challenged Hikari to it. “Does this make your heart beat faster?” he leaned closer to her face, which flushed red. She pressed her lips on his, “Did that make your heart beat faster?”

*COMPLETED* Set in current season 2- Blair and Chuck spend a rainy weekend together in a hotel room, trying to decide where the battle lines are drawn now and what it means to be somewhere in between. Ship- Blair/Chuck- please read and review!

Susan Pevensie left her heart in Narnia, and now she's come back to claim it. But time moves on, as do people, and amidst a rising crisis, dreams can shatter so easily. Please R&R.

Ever get the feeling the world is conspiring against you? That all of your worst nightmares are coming true? Welcome to my life or week anyway. Someone save me! And while you’re at it, get James Potter’s lips off of mine!