YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun (depends sometimes)

Talk with food in your mouth. (sometimes)

Sleep with your socks on at night

Points: Twenty Points

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars

You were in gymnastics/dance?

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing

Points: Eleven Points

How much am I worth (According to my boyfriend and parents a lot xD

Natural Hair Color:

[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $75

Total: $100

Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ]Green - $75

[ ] Blue - $150

[ x]Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $200

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[x ]Under 5′4 - $0

Total so far: $200

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $300

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ X] First born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150-
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $620

Drink?
[x ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
] No - $600

Total so far: $1,020

Vision?
[ x] perfect vision - $400
[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them (not right now becuz their broke) - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1420

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13 - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ]11 to 12 - $400
[x ] 7 to 10 - $50
] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1470

Favorite Colors (multiple):
[ x] Green - $750
] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ]Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[ x]White - $400
[x] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ x] Other - $500

Total: $3350

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[x] Nope - add $1000
[ x] some - $750

Final total: $4350

List your ten favourite Glee Characters.

1. Santana

2. Sam

3. Mike

4. Rachel

5. Puck

6. Kitty

7. Jake

8. Quinn

9. Blaine

10. Kurt

Have you ever read a 5/10 fic before?

Yeah. It was really weird.

Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

He's like... Hotter than hot.

What do you think would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

Well, even though that's not possible, I think she'd shun her. :-/

Do you recall any good fics about 9?

YAAAAASSSS MANY

Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

Actually, they really might.

What is a better couple? 4 and 8 or 4 and 9?

Faberry vs Anderberry... my 2 OTPs. Idk man... that's uh... yep.

What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?

Jake would not even give a single fuck.

Make a twenty word summary for a 2 and 6 fic.

They never really talked much. Her being loud, and he in the back. But what happens when their worlds collide?

Is there such thing as a romantic fluff story for 4 and 10?

GURL I'VE WRITTEN FLUFF BETWEEN THEM MAYBE NOT ROMANTIC BUT HE'LL YA

Suggest a title for a 1 and 5 hurt/comfort fic.

Sex Shark (omfg)

What kind of plot would you use for 4 and 1?

After Brody, Rachel's done with men. She starts to fall for Santana, and then Demi gets into the picture.

Does anyone on your friends list read 7 and 9 slash?

I SINCERELY DOUBT IT BUT IF THEY DID IT WOULD BE FUCKING HILARIOUS OMFG

List your ten favourite Skins UK Characters.

1. Effy

2. Chris

3. Cassie

4. Sid

5. Maxxie

6. Katie

7.Emily

8. Michelle

9. J.J.

10. Tony

Have you ever read a 5/10 fic before?

NO BUT I NEED TO OTPOTPOTP AHHHH

Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

SHE'S SOOOO HOT OMFG

What do you think would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

OOh goshie wow badbadbad things omfg

Do you recall any good fics about 9?

Nahhh

Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

No. Emily's gay.

What is a better couple? 4 and 8 or 4 and 9?

Definitely 4 and 8. J.J. and Sid are like a fucking no-tp. They both might have been awkward virgins at the beginning of each season, but just. No.

What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?

I feel like Emily would congratulate Cassie and Michelle.

Make a twenty word summary for a 2 and 6 fic.

As the years went by, the never noticed each other. But, when paths cross, what other choice do they have?

Is there such thing as a romantic fluff story for 4 and 10?

Eh. I dunno. They're like, best friends, but I dunno. I feel like it would be totes awkward.

Suggest a title for a 1 and 5 hurt/comfort fic.

'My Best Friend'

What kind of plot would you use for 4 and 1?

Effy's looking for an easy one-night stand, and who better to turn to than her brother's best friend?

Does anyone on your friends list read 7 and 9 slash?

Definitely not omfg

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Fallen Angels-Black Veil Brides

Waking Up: Chelsea Smile-Bring Me the Horizon

First Day at School: Skeleton-Ghost Town

Falling in Love: King Park-La Dispute

Fight Song: Exterminate, Regenerate-Chameleon Circuit

Breaking Up: My Sexual Life-Everclear

Prom Night: Lovesick-Never Shout Never

Life: Her Brand New Skin-Everclear

Mental Breakdown: Tangled in the Great Escape ft. Jason Butler- Pierce the Veil

Driving: (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction-The Rolling Stones

Flashback: The Past-Never Shout Never

Getting back Together: Bulls In the Bronx-Pierce the Veil

Wedding:Heart-Shaped Box-Nirvana

Birth of Child: Blessed With a Curse-Bring Me the Horizon (FUCK)

Final Battle: The Ballad of Mona Lisa- Panic! At the Disco

Funeral Song: Lousy Truth-Never Shout Never

Final Credits: Anchor Down-Real Friends

The ones that are bolded are me

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy .
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
My friends say I look like a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.
I STILL LIKE TO WATCH CARTOONS so I MUST be immature.

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