Hello Ladies, and Gentlemen,

My name is Christian Grey and you might have read a book trilogy about me and my private life, however I would like to inform you that THAT is not how my love life is at all. I am not a stalker. I am not over bearing. I am not... what these horrible books made me out to be in the slightest. The only thing these books got correct were the names of the people in my life, other then that... I hope you wouldn't believe a single thing this book has told you.

So please allow me to correct the mistakes made here, and give you the real story.