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15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15.Swat at flies that don't exist.

16.Tell people that you can see their aura.

17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

27.When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "9") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker!"

28.Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

29.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

30.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

31.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

32.Meow occasionally.

33.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

34.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

35.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

36.Say "Ding!" at each floor.

37.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

38.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

IN THE CINEMA: Wait for it to go quiet and then stand up loudly and yell "I can't find the remote to change the channel!"

If you rearrange the following words, you'll find that the same letters spell the given definition. Someone out there either has too much spare time, or is really good at Scrabble.

Dormitory: Dirty room

Astronomer: Moon starer

George Bush: He bugs Gore

The eyes: They see

Slot machine: Cash lost in me

Desperation: A rope ends it

Presbyterian: Best in prayer

Election results: Lies! Let's recount

Snooze alarm: Alas! no more z's

Eleven plus two: Twelve plus one

Mother in law: Woman Hitler

The Morse code: Here come dots

A decimal point: I'm a dot in place

If Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. Are you one of the 1% pushing Justin off the building?

If Justin Beiber was about to jump off the Eiffel Tower 95% of all the girls in the world would die. Would you be one of the 5% with popcorn yelling "Do a flip!"?

If Justin Bieber went missing, 97% of people would search and 2% would cry. Are you one of the 1% poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick?

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! (Hm, mine is in the wash, borrow yours)

3. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWAHAHAHAHA *cough* *cough*

4. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! (BOW BEFORE ME BATMAN!!!!!)

5. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! (I thought little brothers got me my things. They're terrible at though, so can you be my underling?)

6. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

7. WORLD DOMINATION! THE BEST reason! Oh yeah!

These are some really funny things that you do to a pizza guy when you're ordering/paying.

1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: "Remember, this conversation never happened".

5. Tell him you’ve got another pizza delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say "Surprise me". Then hang up.

7. Answer his questions with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time you say something with the letter "P"

10. Ask him if they have pizza.

11. Say "Hello" and act as if he called you.

12. Make your order being very decided and secure, then when he asks you if you would like a drink with the pizza, act as if you were confused.

13. Change your accent every 5 seconds.

14. Ask for 56 pepperoni slices followed by an equation.

15. If he repeats the order to make sure, say "Ok, it’s 17.90, please proceed to the next window to pick up your order".

16. Explain him that you want to rent a Pizza.

17. Ask if you can keep the box. When he answers yes, make a huge sigh of relief.

18. Ask him if they exploit child labor.

19. Tell him to make sure that your pizza is dead.

20. Imitate the voice of the guy taking the order.

21. Eliminate the verbs of everything you say.

22. Tell him that there’s a surprise party at yours and that you would appreciate if the delivery boy could hide behind the couch until the celebrated one comes in to surprise him/her.

23. Ask if you could see the menu

24. Warn them that they have no idea of what they are dealing with by supplying this order.

25. Ask him which ingredient is better for a meal with a specific type of wine.

26. Burp and then tell your dog that he should be ashamed.

27. Ask only for one slice.

28. Psychoanalyze the guy taking the order.

29. Complain about the service. Call again two hours later saying that you were drunk and that you are sorry about what you said.

30. Tell the guy taking the order to tell the one in charge to tell the supervisor that he’s fired.

31. Randomly start swearing to someone who is apparently next to you.

32. Stop speaking every 10 seconds and start playing an instrument.

33. Tell a secret code to the guy taking the order and tell him to memorize it for orders you’ll make in the future.

34. Ask for mushrooms as the first ingredient, then before you hang up, say "no mushrooms please". Then hang up before he can say anything.

35. When he repeats the order, correct him changing an ingredient, then correct him again, and again. The third time ask him if it’s his first day working there.

36. Breath really loudly.

37. Ask him how many whales/dolphins had to die to make that pizza.

38. Avoid using the word "PIZZA" by any means. If the guy taking the order says it, hang up saying "Please, don’t use that word".

39. Make the order during a car chase on TV. When there are gunshots, yell "Aaarghhh"

40. If the guy taking the order doesn’t take any of the previous jokes, ask him if there’s any other who would take them.

1. Name your dog 'Dog'.

2. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. (i did that already)

3. Begin all your sentences with 'ooh la la!'

4. Speak only in a 'robot' voice.

5. Wear your pants backwards.

6. Ask people what gender they are.

7. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your 'imaginary friend'.

8. Sing along at the opera.

9. Mow your lawn with scissors.

10. Honk and wave to strangers.

1)Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

2)Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there is footsteps on the moon.

3)Do NOT interrupt me when I'm talking to myself!

6)It's you and me versus the world... We attack at dawn.

14)An apple a day keeps the doctor away... If well aimed.

16)Every time I see the word explain on a test, I die a little inside.

17)I don't suffer through insanity, I enjoy EVERY minute of it.

18)When it rains on my party I bust out the slip in slide.

23)I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try and keep up.

24)Chaos, panic, disorder-- my work here is done.

27)I didn't loose my mind. I sold it on ebay.

28)WARNING: do NOT follow in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff..

30)Learn the rules so you know how to properly break them!

31)Life is a box of chocolates- full of nut.

32)I used all my sick days at school/work, so I called in dead.

33)If it wasn't for physics and law inforcements I would be unstoppable!

34)The voices in my head may not be real, but they still have pretty good ideas.

37)Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

38)I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends. (Hint hint)

39)I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...

41)When in doubt, make up words!

43)If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

52)I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

Quote-Being weird is just like being normal, only better!

Small story- What is this 'normal' you are talking about?

Is this 'normal' contagiouse?

OMG!!! dont touch me!

I might catch your normal!!!

Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best friend: Would be in the room next to me saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks up with me

Best friend: Will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks my heart

Best Friend: Will help me plot my revenge and get with his best friend

Friend: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.

Best friend: Calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: Has never seen you cry

Best Friend: Has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink

Best friend: Opens the fridge and makes herself at home

Friend: Asks you to write down your number.

Best friend : They ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it)

Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back

Best friend: Has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: Only knows a few things about you

Best friend: Could write a biography on your life

Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing

Best friend: Will always go with you

Friend: Will help you find your prince.

Best friend: Will kidnap him and brings him to you.

Friend: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

Best friend: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

Friend: Will offer you a soda.

Best friend: Will dump theirs on you.

Friend: Will give you their umbrella in the rain.

Best friend: Will take yours and say, "Run - beep - run!"

Friend: Will help you move.

Best friend: Will help you move the bodies.

Friend: Will console you when you house catches on fire.

Best friend: Will roast marshmallows and flirt with the firemen.

Friend: Will ask why you're crying.

Best friend: Will already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

Friend: Will tell you she knows how you feel.

Best friend: Will just sit down and cry.

Friend: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

Best friend: Will already know not to tell.

Friend: Will never ask for food.

Best friend: Is the reason you have no food.

Friend: Will knock on your front door.

Best friend: Will walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

Friend: Will say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

Best friend: Will not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

Friend: Will say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

Best friend: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again.

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies

If you try to fail, but succeed, which have you really done?

Never explain. Your friends don't need it, and your enemies won't believe you anyway.

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice-cream, which is kind of the same thing.

I do not obsess, I think intently.

It's you and me against the world - we attack at dawn.

Yes, I am a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow.

You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because the voices just told me a joke.

I'm smiling, that alone should scare you out of your mind.

I'm in my own world, but don't worry, they like me here.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but still, it's on the list.

Obsession is healthy, it gets your mind off the voices who are annoying the Frond out of you.

Life isn't trying to pass me by; it's trying to run me over!

You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

Frond this is long... if you read this far congrats! If you copy n pasted all of this, i suggest you put a thank you for anyone who reads this far. (Yes I swear like they do in the Artemis Fowl books, get over it. :)