"I'm not half as bad as what you've been told." FIC MOVED TO: sandpapertongue

In a universe where Earth is an intergalactic trading partner, there is one apathetic soldier stationed on Earth whose scouter rings on a private line...and a woman's voice moans with pleasure. The story of how two strangers get more than they bargained for. Raunchy themes, sometimes rom, sometimes com, all the time foul. A less than noble get together.

"Nathan..." Max managed to croak out. He flinched when she said his name and lowered his eyes. Nathan was here. In the dark room. Everything was a mess, nothing made sense. She had never thought it would end like this. All she knew was that Nathan was here and he didn't look dangerous. She felt stupid for thinking it but maybe, just maybe he would help her, save her even. Caulscott

AU. He approached her in a way much different than she remembered. The Nathan Prescott she knew was an asshole, dangerous, and entitled. So, why the hell didn't this feel like the Nathan Prescott she knew? CaulScott Twoshot

Upon finding out that Nathan has something he wants, Warren makes a bold decision: He will enter Nathan's room.

"Gilbert gripped Roderich's limp hand almost too tightly as the sounds of soft piano music drifted in the background. 'Please, remember the music, Roderich,' he pleaded as he prayed for a miracle."