Gender: Male

Age: Born May the 8th 1988

Nationality: Denmark

Favorite game(s): Legacy of kain (that includes Defiance), Evil dead, Fallout 1/2, Bloodrayne, Duke Nukem, Blood, shareware version of Shadow Warrior, Worms 2, Aliens VS Predator 2, Carmageddon.

Favorite music: Slayer, Mike Oldfield, Iron Maiden, queen, Nine inch nails, Pantera, Mötorhead, AC/DC, AC/DC, Old Metallica (plus the Garage Inc. stuff), Østkyst Hustlers (BWAHAHAHAH) (possibly Beastie Boys, too).

Favorite movie(s): Army of darkness, South park, Matrix, Matrix: Reloaded.

Favorite villains: Venom (Spiderman), Carnage (Spiderman), Kurgan (Highlander), The Joker (Batman), T-101 (Terminator 1), the almighty cyberdemon (Doom), Caleb (Blood).

Eyecolor: Blue

Religion: LaVeyan Satanism. Information can be obtained at And And of course,

Like: Chainsaws, good humour, animals, girls, food.

Doesn't care about: Hypocrites, morons, fundamentalists, people that laugh at their own jokes.

Really hate: Rapists, people who interfere in other peoples lives for no good reason, slow computers.

Personality: Cynical, hateful of things I despise, realist, somewhat misanthropic.

Quote of the week: You... are a God among Insects.. never let anyone tell you otherwise... (Magneto)

Thoughts I had this week (aka: weekly rant):
Spiderman sucks. That's right, he sucks. It doesn't matter to him, if someone can destroy the world, they shouldn't die! And why not, Spidey? Should billions suffer, because you're a whiny bastard without the guts to do something, that will keep those villains from returning? He complains about his worst enemies coming back from death. Have you considered checking, that they were really dead? Get this: I read a comic once, where he was talking with Dr. Stromm, who wanted Spidey to kill him, since this giant computer would use Stromm to kill innocent people. Let's see, kill one criminal who wants to kill you, or let something use him to kill innocents. Guess what, Spidey couldn't do it. He got some program, that just shut the computer down. I think Venom should kill Spidey. Venom doesn't mind killing those, that harm innocents. I think he should be more famous than Spiderman.

I hate those idiots, who thinks it's inhumane and hypocritic to destroy those pests, that are destroying our society. "If you kill a murderer, you're no better than him!" Bullshit. He harms an innocent person, then he's no longer an innocent person, so if you kill him, you're not killing an innocent. "He has rights that we have to keep in mind!" Unlike his victims? Don't forget, what he did was probably worse than what we can do to him. Get bent. "2 wrongs doesn't make a right!" No? If we don't do something about the criminal, he can go out and commit 2 more wrongs. That's 3 wrongs we have there, that means one more wrong, than there would have been, if we had killed him, when he committed his first wrong. "violence breeds violence!" Yes, he's being violent, then we're being violent to him. See the connection?

What kind of society is it, when we're more concerned about the criminals than the victims? People complain about violence, but they're not willing to do anything about it. "Innocents might get hurt!" Yes, but then we should just employ the use of DNA-tests. "That's too expensive!" Not if we abolished the prison, wouldn't you say so? That's right, I'm suggesting that we abolish prison, and just execute every criminal. Then they'll learn that they will have to pay for their crimes. And I don't want to pay for some pedophile scumbag rapists well-being in prison. I don't care, if he's getting butt-raped, because even though he deserves it, I don't want to pay for it to happen. "That's childish!" No, it's childish to bitch about something, without wanting to do something about it.

In the end, it's pointless to say this. The real reason why people don't want anything done about criminals, is because they're self-destructive. They want to be destroyed! They just don't like that, so they're pretending, that that is not what they want, yet it shines through in their pathetic pity for the people, who'd be more than glad to oblige them their wishes. They're unhealthy! So here's another suggestion: Kill the criminals, and if the whiners are still bitching, kill them off. If they want to be destroyed, fair enough, but the way they're going about it, it's gonna hit healthy people, who don't deserve it. Who don't want it.

Funny links en masse!
(this guy kicks ass!)
(links to the above, among others)

(evil wizards, fair maidens, dragons, and munchkins)
(this is Saturday Night Live's Celebrity Jeopardy skits, and they must be seen, if you want to avoid assholery)
(mandatory, if you like Spiderman)