Modern AU. Zoro is an unhappy cashier at a 24-hour convenience store, and everyday the same irritating customers do the same irritating things. Zoro longs for a break; for something to change... until one particularly annoying blonde ruins the routine. Can these opposites stop arguing long enough to find that they attract?

"Oh come on. You have a broad selection of kinks to choose from and you choose size?" "I can't help it okay? I've just always had this thing. It's not like I went into a wardrobe and picked it out!" "Honestly, I thought you would be the cross dressing type." "Len-chan, please shut the fuck up." or, the kaito-has-a-size-kink-and-is-literally-the-worst-at-hiding-it fic

"It'd be almost funny if it weren't so terrible, out of a whole sandy beach the directionally challenged Zoro manages to find the one rock to land head first on." Zoro has to learn to talk again and in the process learns a bit about listening to Sanji. Zosan.

Just because you suffer for something doesn't make it art. The shitty singer and the stupidly lost guitarist would do well to remember that. As if succeeding in the music industry wasn't hard enough without all the stupid decisions and ill-advised emotional ties. Modern rock band ZoSan AU. Songs aren't mine. tw: abuse

When Len gets an upgrade, Kaito finds himself doubting his position in their relationship. Len x Kaito / Slash / Lemon - PWP

AU. Kaito had always been a brother-figure to Len, even if his feelings went beyond brotherly love. Now he's 26 and kicked from the family on account of his sexuality. Homeless, jobless, and confused, Kaito seeks comfort in his old friend that he hasn't spoken to in two years. Does he have enough self control to live with Len without doing something he'll regret? Yaoi/slash/MxM

To Zoro's surprise, Sanji takes a step towards friendship, using food as his cover. Now their new friendship is deepening fast and Sanji almost can't keep up. Warnings: Language, violence, yaoi.

Now off in college, Stan and Kenny make fun of Kyle for missing out on that one crucial experience - dating. A class with Craig Tucker sets out to change that. Please see note inside.