AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!

Angered by the Cullens' actions regarding Renesmee, the Volturi plan to wreak vengeance. Their punishment, however, turns into a blessing in disguise as Bella is given another chance at motherhood. But Bella soon learns things are never that easy and in gaining something, she may lose another. Part 1 completed.

Lucious and Cookie enjoy a night of steamy passionate sex and don't get caught in the act..The next day Cookie is having 2nd thoughts about if sleeping with her ex at that time was the best move. Lucious is torn between the woman he needs to ensure the IPO drops and the love of his life. Anika feels her grip on Lucious slipping, how will she hold onto a man who wasn't hers to start

After having her heart broken, Bella wanders into a small coffee shop where she meets Edward; her coffee bean guy. His red fitted hat and smile helps to ease her pain. She returns week after week and it isn't because of the six dollar hot chocolate.

Alice and Emmett sign the Cullens up for Wife Swap. The Cullens swap with a very strict family called the McClains. Will the Cullens like their new mother? Will the Cullen kids drive their new mother insane? please R&R.

THE TITLE SAYS IT ALL, FUNNY I SWEAR XX

Bella tells Edward that she misses her friend in Pheonix! What does Edward do? The Cullens learn about Bella's past which she hoped to keep hidden from them. READ! Sorry i stink at summaries!

What happens when Lauren finally pushes Bella over the edge and Bella decides to put Lauren in her place. ONE-SHOT

I've just hit a nudist. With my car. And I'm pretty sure he's dead. Oh, and by the way, did I mention when he woke up - he stared at me like a lunatic? Yep, I had just hit a nutter with no clothes on. Could this day get any worse? JACOB X OC DURING BD UNDERGOING EDITING

What if Edward finally realized his mistake and came back for Bella . . . only to find she had run away with her best friend, Jacob! This is the story of his searching for and finding the love of his life. Follows the story Bella & Edward, A Love Story

Bella and Edward Cullen have the perfect life, the only thing missing are children. After years of trying and to no success she turns to fertility drugs. When she finally gets pregnant, she may get more than what she's bargained for with six surprises. Complete.

When Edward&Bella met it was love at 1st sight. On their wedding day, Edward makes a huge mistake. Hurt, Bella runs away w/o a trace. What happens when years later he runs into her and discovers that she's NOT with some1 but also she's not ehmm... ALONE?

"We're going to be teaching high schoolers how not to get each other knocked up or infected with gonorrhea. It's hardly a romantic evening for two."

Bella and Edward have been having problems in their marriage, so they decide to see a counselor. When Bella attracts the eye of the one trying to help them, will she be able to resist temptation? And what will the consequences be of their actions? AU.

COMPLETE - Bella Swan-Cullen has always thought her stepfather was a handsome man. What happens when that small spark of attraction ignites? It's not just Bella that stands to get burned. Her secret attraction could tear her family apart! - Bella/Edward Drabble See Disclaimer Inside

Married for Love, In a marriage for Appearance: He broke her heart on the night she had the biggest news to tell him. What will Edward do when he realizes Bella wants to move on. Fight for her, or let her go.

Sequel to A Night With The Royal Staff. Find out how Edward adapts to his new life and if it is everything he thought it would be. Light and fluffy with no angst.

When the Cullen 'teens' decide to take a vacation, what kinds of wild and crazy things will happen? And what is Bella's new power? What the hell does Emmett have on? Games are played: truth or dare, too hot, seven minutes in heaven, and many more.

A few stories about Renesmee getting sick at differnt points in her life, and the people who hepl take care of her.

Breaking Dawn story: the adventures of Edward & Bella's from their first night together as vampires and thru the weeks beyond until December when they get news of the Volturi. M rated for a reason.

Alice has a vision of a girl with no vision. She will either save Edward from his life of lonely brooding, or she will destroy him with his destruction of her. Can Bella discover the Cullen family secret if she can't see? Canon vamps and couples. AU

Bella and Edward were in love when Edward was human. There was an accident and it "killed" Edward or so Bella thinks. Bella goes to Forks with her and Edward's daughter. She thinks she'll never see Edward again, but boy is she wrong. See what happens. R&R

Sequel to After the Honeymoon. If you happen upon this and have not read that you may want to, this is a different take on BD. More Summary inside. Rated M for Future Lemons. Focusing heavily on family time with the kids. Authors Note posted. prog report.

This takes place 5 years after breaking dawn. Bella thinks her life is perfect til Tanya comes and tries to steal Edward. What happens with Renesmee and Jacob? What do the cullens do when the Volturi start things up with again?

What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.

Post Breaking Dawn. Emmett submitts the family to Wife Swap. How will the new mom react to being in a house full of vampires will she survive. Or will they slowly bring her to the breaking point. How will the cullens be without Esme. No Jacob imprint.

Emmett will be Emmett. We all know that. But what happens when Bella fights back? Why is Emmett's Jeep pink? And is that Bella singing? Rated T for content. Cannon Couples. Now Complete! Sequel 'This is War'

When Bella gets hurt by having too much fun, Edward puts her on ultimate lockdown mode. The Cullens take turns bellasitting her! Extremely funny and worth reading. PLEASE REVIEW Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, it belongs to Stephanie Meyers.

Edward and Bella try to give Nessie the talk but fail so all the Cullen's give it a try. I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!

All Of Lauren And Jessica's Failed Attempts To Impress Edward! Funny! Co-written by Kimmy31.

After years of surviving in her arranged marriage, Bella hears some news that shatters all of her hopes and dreams. Can she and Edward discover what it means to be together after all? Set in the modern day. ExB

Chronicles the life of Mike Newton, Jessica Stanley and occasionally Eric Yorkie and Tyler Crowley, from the very beginning of Twilight to beyond the Breaking Dawn chapters.

Bella gets invited to Jessicas sleepover along with Alice,Rosalie and other friends. What will happen when a new kid likes Bella? Lauren trys to steal Edward? and the boys try to invade the party? My first fanfic! Enjoy!

The Cullens go to therapy to learn to deal with thier "issues" Can Dr.Pazzo fix there problems? Read to find out.lots of randomness and real stupidity just because its fun that way...cut me some slack its my first fanfic

This is about what happens when Bella and the Cullen's go back to phoenix, Bella's old school. What will they do when they find out how Bella was treated. T for future language and possible violent's.

Edward and Bella have the perfect life, they're deliriously happy and have a beautiful son, Nathan. But something is missing. They want another baby, a bigger family. Will they get their wish? AH, E&B.

Lauren and Jessica can't handle that shy little Bella has all of the boys at school's attentions, even the famous Edward Cullen so they decide to knock her off her pedistal. Random time line I want Em, Rose, and Jazz. Plz Review. T for mild language.

Edward, 24 year old single father, is struggling to support himself and his daughters after some tramatic events in his life. Bella, 25 year old rich girl, has everything handed to her. What happens when they meet? What will they learn from each other? AH

The cullen's and Bella go back to Pheonix for 3 weeks. What the Cullen's didnt know is that Bella was bullied at her old school. Will things change now the Cullen's are with her?

While home on summer vacation from college Bella witnesses a serious motorcycle crash late one night. When she stops and helps the mysterious driver, she doesn't realize how much it will change everything. All human, Slightly OOC, BxE.

The Cullens discover the world of magic when they go to Hogwarts during the TriWizard Tournament. Post Eclipse/pre-Breaking Dawn, during Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Canon/AU WINNER - Best Crossover Twi-HP at twiawards . web . com

After a trip to Walmart goes awry, the Cullen kids, Bella too, are sent to counseling. Can the therapist handle them? T for language.

Bella has moved back home to Forks. It's only a matter of time until she crosses paths with Edward Cullen, her former best friend and first love. They both thought that they had moved on... full of angst. All-human, LEMONS.

Carlise comes home and finds a letter from the Wife Swap Crew. Esme goes away for two weeks, and pranks are played on the new mom. But these aren't the same, and this time the Denalis participate too. Better than it sounds. Different than others. Chance?

COMPLETE! Bella and Edward get an unexpected surprise but Bella keeps it a secret. Will she tell Edward? And if she does tell him what will happen next? Really good! I promise you won't be disappointed! AWARD WINNING! Please read and review.

Bella and Edward fight about immortality, it gets a little out of hand and Bella tells Edward to leave. Are Bella's assumptions correct or is it all just a bunch of Insecurities and Misunderstandings? Or is it too late? Set after the vote in New Moon.

Bella and Edward are married with a child. Bella has all she ever wanted, but sometimes life gets in the way of our fairy tale.Can Bella and Edward survive the hardships that lay ahead? AH/cannon pairings. S. Meyer owns all things Twilight

Edward decides to take Bella to Phoenix to visit her freinds with the rest of his siblings but what happens when they have to face Jocks, poppulars, and gossip. This is between Newmoon and Eclips so they are not engaged! It's funny and T for language

The Cullens in a Chat room of course. Yes there are many but they are so fun! Random fun, good if u need a good laugh. Rated just to be safe. After Breaking Dawn. Enjoy!

The Cullens, plus Bella go to a lake. Carlilse desides to make it last longer, into a full blown camping trip! OOC!

All Human. Gets very sweet. Bella falls pregnant and Edward, her best friend of 16 years offers to marry her. But Bella never factored love into the equation...

While Carlisle and Esme are away...the Cullen kids and Bella will start a prank war!

Lauren hates Bella for having Edward. She will do anything to steal him away from her. Her plans doesn't always turn out so good though. I'm not so good at summaries. Rated T for TOTALLY AWESOME, very funny.

Sequel to BOGFF. Three years have passed since their birth. Life sure has been crazy and there is never a moments rest, but we wouldn't trade it for the world

April Fool's Day with the Cullens? TAKE COVER! Who will survive this war? Who will emerge victorious? Certainly none of these characters. Rated T for mischief and bad ideas.

What if everything you known about this world is changed? What if you found a secret society of witches and wizards? What if you were asked to join them? Will be continued by TheSwordandTheRose1989!

Bella and Edward have a little love war after Bella teases him. Who wins? Edward and Bella fluff don't own anything

What will the Cullens do when Renesmee reaches the physically age of a two year old? How will they handle the attitude and behavior that comes with being two? Will the love for their little girl over power all the trouble?

The Cullens get stuck in the mall and Emmett comes up with an idea. What will happen? Will they find a way to get out or cause riot and commotion? Read and find out.

One-Shot.The family has gone hunting, leaving just Emmett, Bella, Edward and Renesmee behind. When Bella and Edward need to make a quick trip to Seattle and leave Emmett in charge of their sleeping daughter, what will happen? Post Breaking Dawn.

The Cullens...Camping! this is set after BD when nessie and jacob are married.I think this is pretty funny, but ignore the first two chapters. im really bad at summaries, but this is a preeety good story by my standards. xxx please tell me what you think!

Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R

A series of one shots of when the Cullens and Jacob go to the mall! Havoc will ensue of course, and the Cullens will soon find out that there is a lot you can do at a mall! Give it a shot, you'll love it! I don't own Twilight.

Bella joins the Cullens for Truth and Dare, except it's not your ordinary Truth and Dare - this is Cullen Style. How does Edward get stuck in Bella's truck with Mike and Jake? And what's with Alice in Wal-mart clothes? Who will win? Who will chcken out?

When Edward gets injured by a mysterious hunter, it’s Bella’s turn to take care of him. But when she decides he stays at her house, things get complicated… will Charlie discover Edward’s secret? And who’s after Edward?

Edward Cullen is your average high school geek, the complete opposite from the popular Bella Swan and her friends Alice and Rosalie. Will Bella become the down-to-earth girl she had once been after Edward decides to change? All human

A new, happy version of the end of Season 7 and all of Season 8. ED JH never break up. Forget about Eric and Kelso leaving. It doesn't happen here! No, you're not imagining things. I actually updated.

bella and the cullens go to camp in the woods. what will happen? happens in the summer after twilight and bella has just gotten her cast off. i no the summer sucks but it is good. no flams please and thank you R&R!

Mike is in Biology and dreaming of a fake date with Bella. During Twilight before spring break, but while Edward and Bella are going out. One Shot that turned into more because people wanted me to finish it. Mikes POV Finished!