The following things annoy me:
1) People more talented than me (most people)
2) People less talented than me (everyone else)
3) people who think they are more talented than me (more people than you think)
4) people who know they are more talented than me (most other people)
5) everything else that I haven't listed (especially inanimate objects like clocks and tennis balls)

The following things don't annoy me:
1) Um...

I enjoy things that annoy me.