[Yo]u [Ha]ve [Be]en [Wa]rnedHello!!

This is a joint account shared by: Amalia Lupin and The Infallible Teller!

Although we have not yet posted any stories we would just like to say that you.have.been.warned! We both are craz-ee girls who live a good 24 hour plane trip away from each other! O.O shocked? (so am I...)

So we basically only get to talk to eachother from emails and the going-to-be-rare-when-I-go-back-to-school online msn conversations

Be Nice... Review when we post a story...hehe-The Infallible Teller

HEEEEYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I am the oh so famous ( I wish

ok well it's me and I live in Canada and SHE lives in Australia. Sarah and I had once decided to co-write a story, and we never had the chance to do so, countint the time difference and the many miles that seperate us. Therefore, Any story written here, will either be by one of us or the other.

~Amalia Lupin

Funny

Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the
truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the
British or Americans.

The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the
British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also
suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.