hi i'm RemusheartsTonks and no i'm not saying my real name.

I, RemusheartsTonks, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the Review Revolution. Post this same thing in your profile and spread the love!

You know what the sad thing is we waited all these years and all we got was this crappy ending.

My Favorites:

- Horses

- Books

- Harry Potter DUH

my favorite pairings are harry/ ginny, ron/hermione because thats how its supposed to be.

Books:

- harry potter

- phantom stallion

-ttyl, ttfn, l8r, g8r

- the clique

My Fav Quotes of all time

'' Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other peoples business."

'' Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."

'' Mr. Padfoot would like to register that an idiot like that ever became a Professor."

'' Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slime ball."

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't hve a screen name on myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pressing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss dosen't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were to busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it, and i know you did.

To watch my fav order of the phoenix scenes go here

All Tonks scenes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZRy2tFh8kQ

Umbridge and Azkaban Breakout: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG--VAKwpok

Fred and George's Fireworks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViAaMhsTt4

Things i am not allowed to do at hogwarts:

1. I will not sing i'm off to see the wizard when sent to the headmaster's office.

2. I will not ask Harry Potter who died and made him king.

3. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

4. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

5. The giant squid is not an appropriate date to the yule ball.

6. Seamus Finnigan did not steal me lucky charms.

7. I will not bring a magic 8 ball to divination class.

8. Professors Flitwick's real name is not yoda.

9. I f a classmate falls asleep i will not take advantage of that and draw the dark mark on their arm

10. I will not make any jokes about lupin and his time of the month.

Ron and Hermione: "Ron, we're supposed to show the first-years where to go!"
"Oh, yeah," said Ron, who had obviously forgotten. "Hey-hey you lot! Midgets!"
"Ron!"
"Well, they are, they're twitchy..."

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this is my BFF singing please vote for her she rocks its a competition and the winner gets 1,000 dollars but she dosent care about that just to see how many people like her. PLEASE VOTE!!

IF YOU THINK REMUS LUPIN AND SIRIUS BLACK ARE HOT, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list: 00jade, 14hp1, creative-writing-girl13

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Alyssa
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): alyizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Pink Horse
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Lynne bontwell 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): madalter
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Dr Pepper
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): ldyorte

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Denise
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black River