fluffyflapjackhide bio
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Final Fantasy X. HEHE ALL ABOUT ME!!!I'm a girl...and...uh... My fave book is Harry Potter... My fave movie is Pirates of the Caribbean 'cos *captain* Jack Sparrow's sexy. My fave Playstation 2 game is Devil May Cry 2 I have loads of completely crazy friends, some of which are imaginary, but not all of them. Most of my stories were written when I was hyper, hence the insanity. My favourite final fantasy is IX, cos I'm fed up with X. My fave bands are Sum 41, HIM, The Darkness, Muse Evanescence and Murderdolls. I CAN'T STAND JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!!!!!!! HE MUST DIE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! My main ambitions are to take over the world with an army of mutant cupcakes, but some of the others are to be a voice-over in a shampoo advert and be an extra in a movie, preferably one of those little ones who are the first to die dramatically in a big battle scene, just before the "charge!" |
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Severus Snape's Diary by Wonkington reviews
Snape meets girl. Snape tries to rid himself of girl. Snape can't. So Snape creates diary that he thinks is private. Privacy is overrated, anyway. SSHG, Companion to Hermione Granger's Diary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,782 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Demons Don't Feel, But Humans Do by Metis reviews
When Dante finds himself in an odd position, and when Trish runs off, alone and unarmed into the darkness--what can be expected? [dantextrish]
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,950 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2003 - Published: 12/26/2001
Welcome to Big Brother! by AppleJuiceMaster reviews
Well, of course we all know the Big brother shows, where strange, VERY REAL stuff happens! Now, what would happen if we put people of this lovely fandom in a big house with lots of cameras? INSANITY! I know this has been done before, but so what!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2003
Matrix Rounders by Shoa UK reviews
The Twins have been at it again... And this time they've got everyone into trouble. As punishment for their actions, the Matrix gang are forced to...play rounders? Total hilarity reigns!!
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,102 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2003 - Published: 6/19/2003
I wanna take you to a by AppleJuiceMaster reviews
Draco decides Potions needs a bit of.. lightning up. So, he performs a nice show! Lots of insanity, don't sue me if you'll get mental problems after reading this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Thong by AppleJuiceMaster reviews
As the title says, it's a parody on the Philosopher's Stone (stating the obvious) Of course, this one is much more offensive and.. more insane. Read at own risk!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Harry P.
Dante and Nightmare, the REAL story as requested by ryusama95 reviews
Yet another story Dante never wanted you to know about, his first meeting with Nightmare!
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/19/2003
The truth behind Nelo's first fight with Dante by ryusama95 reviews
This is the story Dante never wanted you to hear, because it's the truth!
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/15/2003
Harry Potter &the Invasion Of Crazy Little Stories by AppleJuiceMaster reviews
A few quickly made up stories. Warning: Contains insanity, random stuff and Voldemort in a pink tutu. You have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/23/2003 - Published: 4/4/2003
Devils Never Cry, They Merely Sniffle by Metal Gear Prime reviews
Chapter 4 is up! This week, Dante quests for the legendary Pride of Lion, tangles with moron extraordinare Phantom and meets the first of this fic's special guest stars!
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,880 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/19/2003 - Published: 7/12/2002
Dante's Fall by Kylock1337 reviews
A story of Dante falling from grace. A story of Dante becoming what he hates most...
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2003
Wrong Potion, Professor! by AppleJuiceMaster reviews
Harry Ron and Hermoine have Potion class and Snape starts to act pretty strange... Lotsa swearing...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 1/1/2003 - Published: 12/18/2002 - Severus S.
Dante's Shopping fiasco by DisturbedDemon reviews
...shopping isn't as simple for half demon warriors as it is for humans, you see...
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2002
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Babysitting Yuna and Tidus jr reviews
Yuna and Tidus want a break from looking after their two....charming children. Who will babysit? The others of course! Muchos crazyness!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2004
Dude, where's my wand? reviews
PG13 to stay safe. Ever seen Dude, where's my car? You're gonna love this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/12/2003
1 sherbet lemon too many reviews
Dumbledore gets hyper and goes crazy, Snape annoys Lucius Malfoy and Hagrid eats a pancake. Gripping stuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/4/2003 - Published: 12/25/2002