Hermione Granger is edging thirty, accident prone and haplessly single. One night, she decides it would be humourous (and hilariously masochistic) to timeline her failed relationships in a memoir. From losing her v-card in a broom closet, to hooking up in a public loo, to ruining her best friend's wedding - she's done it all. (UNDERGOING REVISION 05/08/2015)

A moment in time. Something that will change everything. Whatever you want to call it, I mean really everyone has a different definition for it at the end of the day. For me, it was something that changed my life completely. In saying that, however, my life had already gone through a dramatic change in the last three years. I suppose that really is where I need to start...