EcstasySighshide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Janet Evanovich. Hi All!! I'm Sarah =) Twenty one and a devoted bookworm. I love the Stephanie Plum series by Janet Evanovich, though I'll admit I haven't read anything after Twelve Sharp! I also enjoy AU Twilight fics - the writing over in that section is so original, it barely even relates to Twilight most of the time. Christmas Cheer! Christmas Cheer! Haha I love Christmas, although I'd love to see how the U.S. does it sometime; my Xmas is in the summer. But anyway, SMILE! Love me when I least deserve it, That's when I need it the most. |
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Edward Vs the Toddler by Butterscotch82 reviews
Ch.1: Edward faces his toughest--or at least, his most annoying--adversary yet, in the form of a two-year-old. Post Twilight . Ch. 2: Find out how Edward and Bella handle Nessie when she takes on some of Eddie's less charming traits. Post Breaking Dawn .
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,960 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Do Over by TKegl reviews
Every Christmas Eve, Edward Cullen sits in a bar and regrets the decision he made ten years earlier that tore Bella from him. But when he gets a second chance to right that wrong, it's not quite what he expected
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 3574 - Favs: 3,474 - Follows: 1,373 - Updated: 9/10/2017 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Crossing The Line by LilyGhost reviews
When Stephanie's niece needs backup, Valerie puts a call in to Rangeman for reinforcements.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/19/2017 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
A Man Of Action by ShellSueD reviews
A new Rangeman, a dangerous FTA and a capture gone wrong make Stephanie realize sometimes talking isn't what's needed.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,831 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/18/2017 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Quarterback Sneak by jayhawkbb reviews
As a Seattle sports talk radio host, it's my job to give my opinion on the Seahawks new quarterback, Edward Cullen. But maybe I shouldn't have said what I did...you know, about his butt. E/B Rated M for language and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 131,262 - Reviews: 4292 - Favs: 3,714 - Follows: 5,094 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 8/31/2012
Change in the Wind by veiland reviews
Stephanie is left alone in Trenton with the RangeMen while Ranger is in the wind, Joe's undercover, and Tank, Lester, and Bobby are busy elsewhere. How does this impact her life & what changes will she make to be with the man she loves. Can she handle being alone? Will she ever make a choice? Will she finally live up to her potential? MATURE situations . BABE HEA, Cupcake friendly.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 148 - Words: 1,008,387 - Reviews: 4958 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 1/29/2015 - Published: 2/14/2013 - [Ranger M., Stephanie P.]
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Divine Madness by Harmne reviews
Steph asks for help with a very different sort of problem. Babefic. Not part of the Agreement series.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 143,775 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Stephanie P., Ranger M.
Revelations by highlands girl reviews
A revelation is a surprising and previously unknown fact, often revealed in a dramatic way. This story contains a few of those, along with the exploding cars, wily skips and devoted Merry Men that we expect from Plum stories. Babe story.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,844 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
The Gold Standard by queenofthenile91 reviews
Bella Swan's love life is more comedy than romance. When a friend sets her up with an online dating profile and a blind date, Bella hopes it will lead to finding her Mr. Right. But from the get-go, nothing goes as planned.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 191,346 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 8121 - Favs: 10,580 - Follows: 4,102 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Dark Dance of Temptation by stupid shiny volvo driver reviews
Nominated July 2008 for BEST POV at The Twilight Awards site. AU. Edward challenges his willpower in more ways than one as he and Bella move closer and closer to a wedding that may never be. Edward's POV of 'Becoming Whole'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,510 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
3 of Hearts by financebabe reviews
Bobby and Lester decide to show Stephanie what it would be like to have two men in her life without drama or jealousy. Along the way they learn that while you never want to change the one you love, you might be willing to change your whole world for them.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 137,435 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Stephanie P. - Complete
Power Ten by LauraLoo7 reviews
Edward Cullen is the stroke of the Brown University Crew Team. Bella Swan is his new, shy, clumsy sophomore coxswain. Can they learn to get along for his most important season, or will he toss her out of the boat before they reach the finish line?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,801 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Broken Wings by financebabe reviews
When a distraction goes tragically wrong, RangeMan must work together to figure out why while dealing with the consequences to Stephanie. Dark but will have an eventual MM/Steph pairing.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,317 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Stephanie P. - Complete
The Fates by profmom72 reviews
An age old feud. Lives hang in the balance. All may be fair in love & war, but it’s the weaving together & taking apart of individual threads that creates the tapestry of Edward & Bella’s life. An AUH tale from the team that created Breakfast at Tiffany's
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 164,624 - Reviews: 1324 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tapas at Twilight by Melolabel reviews
Single mom Bella is frustrated with life.She's lost her job and decides to follow her dream of opening her own restaurant. She has a ton of hurdles to overcome including her noisy upstairs neighbor.Can she find success and love along the way?AH,AU canon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 126,256 - Reviews: 2300 - Favs: 2,057 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3679 - Favs: 5,651 - Follows: 1,407 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,592 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Change by SmellsLIkeFreesias reviews
Steph discovers something about Ranger and takes it upon herself to help whether he likes it or not. The consequences bring about realizations of her life and what has to change. Angst, drama, rated M for some language. Babe story.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,641 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Edward's Date Night Extravaganza by Skipper Pompeii reviews
During the summer between Twilight and New Moon Bella and Edward share many days and nights together. In these up coming chapters we explore the possible scenarios that might take place if Edward were to plan all the dates. Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,019 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ranger's Plan by Odyssia reviews
Joe's doctor has some distressing news for him after his yearly physical. What does this mean for Stephanie, and how will Ranger use this news to his advantage? Babe. All done!
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,230 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
Dusk and Summer by dee768nj reviews
Complete! Alternate universe story of soulmates. College students Stephanie and Carlos meet and fall in love at age 19, are separated by circumstances and meet again ten years later. Babe HEA. Warning: smut, suspense, murder, angst, character death.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 97 - Words: 144,331 - Reviews: 2015 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8396 - Favs: 6,107 - Follows: 2,268 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2877 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4882 - Favs: 3,168 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
The Seduction of Edward by BlueBlood359 reviews
Alice gets a vision about Bella that leaves Edward stunned. Will he get what he has secretly wanted. Or will he be too stubborn to do something for himself for once. But when Alice tells Bella of her vision, Bella becomes determined to make it happen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,903 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Safe by Aviana Frost reviews
Ranger receives a voicemail from Stephanie that changes everything. Babe - Extreme Angst - One shot. Not a fairy tale ending, so avoid if darkness bothers you.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Complete
It's Never Too Late by She'sGotHighHopes reviews
Stephanie has a problem that even Ranger might not be able to help her with. Babe story, not Cupcake friendly. Warning: High angst and touchy subject matter. STORY COMPLETE.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 158,914 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Complete
The Name Of The Game by XJerseyGirl reviews
The Name of the Game Sequel to As the Worm Turns, Steph and Ranger's Happily Ever After...or is it? Babe Fic, Joe friendly.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,171 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,707 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Keep The Faith by Akasha617 reviews
Sequel to 'Living on a Prayer', Babe story. Sometimes past decisions come back to bite you in the butt...Now Complete
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 188,314 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
The Talk by Heartbroken1 reviews
Jacob has concerns about Bella’s innocence. He takes it upon himself to have a ‘talk’ with her before she gets in over her head with her boyfriend. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2379 - Favs: 3,586 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3241 - Favs: 2,997 - Follows: 1,790 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
The Best Is Yet to Come by RobinL reviews
Oneshot Babe fluff. Songfic.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
War of the Straws and Sandwiches by Any1there4me reviews
Edward recruits Emmett and Jasper to help redecorate Bella's bedroom as a surprise...while she sleeps. Emmett happens to come across some certain objects that begin a little game of war...What could those things possibly be? Oneshot...maybe more!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,061 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Romance for a Change by RobinL reviews
Stephanie is fed up with the lack of romance in her life. Neither Babe, nor Cupcake, unless I continue it. In that case it would likely become a Babe story, because I just can't help myself. Written in response to a challenge prompt on another site.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Stephanie P. - Complete
Eliminating Options by polysgirl reviews
Steph and Ranger get stuck in the bush... Steph catalogues her options. Warning: Smut
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,315 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
the distraction by She'sGotHighHopes reviews
Ranger asks Stephanie to help him on a distraction job. The big difference? The FTA's in Puerto Rico. STORY COMPLETE.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 184,305 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
the Krispy Kreme by haleigh.l reviews
Funny oneshot. Steph needs a doughnut, but she’s loyal to the Tasty Pastry. Can she switch teams without anyone noticing? What happens when the Merry Men take over her plans? No spoilers, but terrible language.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Complete
Day Off by cinbru reviews
Pure and simple yet slightly drawn out Babe fluff. Smut potential. Ranger and Steph need a day off. Cupcake friendly.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,186 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 8/21/2007
The Naked WolfBoys of La Push by sillybella reviews
I couldn’t help wondering about the werewolves’ clothes – or lack of them since they are always bursting out of them. I’ve been promised that the answer will be in Eclipse, so I figured I better hurry and write this before my hopes for naked wolfboys are
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Pretension by haleigh.l reviews
Julie runs away from home and enlists help from Stephanie. They end up staying with Ranger in the batcave for three weeks. Hilarity, stalkers, bedlam, and angst ensue. Rating for mild language and violence. Post LMT, but no major LMT spoliers Babe fic
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 96,176 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Complete
Living on a Prayer by Akasha617 reviews
Steph has to learn how to go on after she loses everything and it looks like it's up to her to find a killer. Warning: Character death, angst, strong language
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 197,489 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Primal by Lintu68 reviews
Steph and Ranger have a very bitter disagreement and then make up in a rather primal way.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,076 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Betrayals and Endings by polysgirl reviews
Steph acquires information about Ranger best left hidden... Rated for language and content. Cupcakes and hypersensitive people probably won't like it. Chapter 2 Endings the sequel to Betrayals
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 3,173 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
As The Worm Turns! by XJerseyGirl reviews
After a series of distraction jobs gone wrong, Stephanie seeks a little fun revenge.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 214,710 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Complete
The Dating Game by RobinL reviews
After Eleven on Top, Stephanie finds herself alone until the Merry Men ask her out. But, is Steph ready to move on?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,327 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/17/2006 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
RangeDay by Arwen Lune reviews
COMPLETE Rangeday noun Annual company outing of Rangeman Inc. See also: mayhem, mystery, challenge, selfdefence, football, barbeque, betting book, Stephanie, margaritas, Build a Bear, car disaster, Aurora's Holistic ReBirthing Centre, diversion.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 110,765 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Change reviews
Steph steps up in an entirely different way. 'Stephanie cut in before the tears in her sister's voice threatened to overwhelm her. "I can take her, Val. I'll probably have to ring you for instructions but … I can take her."'
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,492 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Stephanie P., Ranger M.