Hello! 'Tis me! Jkoo7!

(don't ask me why I chose that, I have no idea)

I like popcorn, pizza, lemons, and books.

My least favorite greek goddess is Athena.

She is absent in her children's lives, but her children need her to 'approve' of who they date? That's like saying... I don't know, but that's just wrong for her to do.

My least favorite greek god is Zeus.

Every time something bad happens, he has to punish someone to take the blame off himself.

Asclepius bringing back the dead and making Hades angry= punish Asclepius.

Going out with Thalia and Jason's mom and making Hera angry=take Jason away from his sister and basically give him over to slavery to Hera.

Bessy the sea-cow getting attacked and almost destroying Olympus=attack Bessy.

Gaea rising=blame one of the gods that actually assisted in helping the 7, instead of yourself, because you definitely didn't lay around like a brat, trying to give demigods the cold shoulder and pout about how you lost the most amazing demigod on earth because he continued being mortal over the 'honor' of immortality, therefore, because of your tantrum, you were making it close to impossible for demigods to kill giants, because the only help they get from the gods, is when you either want them to help you, or because they can sneak around your back, because if you caught them, you'll call them traitors and exile them from your oh so mighty presence, because you're such a good guy, and then only come in charging when Gaea has awakened, and then blame Percy's nose. Not to mention that you didn't help Jason or Percy when their memory got taken away, (go to Tartarus Hera) vote on if Percy gets to live, blame a twelve-year-old that knew nothing about the greek world that he stole your thunder (/lightning bolt) and because you're such a good dad, turn your daughter into a tree because she was being over-run by Hades's army, because he was mad that you killed his wife and attempted to kill his children because of what they might do, not that they will do, and force them into hiding for 70 years and then you just have to go out with that hot chick, with no apology to your brother, and just be a huge jerk about it all.

I mean, given that Kronos went to Tartarus because he ate his children, I'm surprised that Zeus hasn't joined him, in fact, DO IT RODAN.

But what I like the most is to imagine the 'what if's' of the wonderful world of fiction.

If I ever do write fanfiction, my first one will be about Percy Jackson.

I hope you all will have a good day wherever you are and for the honor of Apollo, please remember...

Keep smiling!

-Jkoo7

P.s.

One more thing from the Camp Half-Blood Confidential

"Enjoy the show! (Cue maniacal laughter.)

-Percy Jackson