Hi, my account name was tuppence 123. Pls check out my account on Wattpad under the same name, Andrianna2016.

I mainly hate Ronald and sometimes Hermione , Ginny and Dumbledore.

I absolutely love fan-fiction.

I love Merlin BBC, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, Boys over/before flowers, Nancy Drew and Hardy Boys and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

I'm writing a Boys over Flowers Fanfic where an Oc is the main character.

And I'm stuck on my current story so help me out by reviewing and giving me some ideas.

FAVORITE HP QUOTES:

"Well, thank you for that assessment, Mr Weasley. Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure Mr Potter and yourself into a pocket watch. That way, one of you might be on time." - Prof. McGonagall, Philosopher's Stone

"Yeah, but you, unlike me, are a git..." - Harry Potter, Order of the Phoenix

"HAVE YOU GONE MAD! ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!" - Ronald Weasley, Philosopher's Stone

"Wild!" he said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again ... and again ... and again. . ." - Ronald Weasley, Goblet of Fire

"Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours, Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you." - Harry Potter, Chamber of Secrets

"I don't need help, it's obvious what this means: there's going to be loads of fog tonight." - Ronald Weasley, Prisoner of Azkaban

"Anyone can speak Troll, All you have to do is point and grunt." - Fred Weasley, Goblet of Fire

"We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one, And Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!" - Peeves the Poltergeist, Deathly Hallows

"Can you believe our luck? Of all the trees we could've hit, he had to get one that hits back." - Ronald Weasley, Chamber of Secrets

“I suppose she thinks you don’t forget your name. But we’re not stupid – we know we’re called Gred and Forge.” - George Weasley, Philosopher's Stone

"He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo." Fred Weasley, Deathly Hallows

"I want to fix that in my memory forever, Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..." - Ronald Weasley, Goblet of Fire

"It unscrews the other way." - Prof. McGonagall, Order of the Phoenix

"They wouldn't use the Cruciatus Curse on the champions. I thought it sounded a bit like Percy singing... maybe you've got to attack him while he's in the shower, Harry." - George Weasley, Goblet of Fire

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have" - Hermione Granger, Order of the Phoenix

"When we come face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we're going to be having a look to see if it's solid, aren't we? We're not going to be asking, 'Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?" - Ronald Weasley, Half-Blood Prince

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor." - Marauder's Map, Prisoner of Azkaban

Harry Potter Scenes :

Philosopher's Stone:

-"Your aunt and uncle will be proud, though, won't they?" said Hermione as they got off the train and joined the crowd thronging toward the enchanted barrier. "When they hear what you did this year?"
"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..."

Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides.
"So-after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating-"
"Jordan!" growled Professor McGonagall.
"I mean, after that open and revolting foul-"
"Jordan, I'm warning you-"

"Ah, go boil yer heads, both of yeh," said Hagrid. "Harry - yer a wizard." ...
"I'm a what?" gasped Harry.
"A wizard, o'course."

"Oh, are you a prefect, Percy?" said one of the twins, with an air of great surprise. "You should of said something, we had no idea."
"Hang on, I think i remember him saying something about it," said the other twin.
"Once-"
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer"
"Oh, shut up," said Percy the Prefect.

"Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls."
"We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat."
"George!"
"Only joking, Mum."

Chamber of Secrets:

Fred and George, however, found all this very funny. They went out of their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, "Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."

Hermione, however, clapped a hand to her forehead. "Harry -- I think I've just understood something! I've got to go to the library!" And she sprinted away, up the stairs.
"What does she understand?" said Harry distractedly, still looking around, trying to tell where the voice had come from.
"Loads more than I do." said Ron, shaking his head.
"But why's she got to go to the library?"
"Because that's what Hermione does," said Ron, shrugging. "When in doubt, go to the library."

"Lockhart peered good-naturedly up at them all."
"Hello," he said. "Odd sort of place, this, isn't it? Do you live here?"
"No," Said Ron, raising his eyebrows at Harry.

Prisoner of Azkaban:

Trelawney: "Would anyone like me to help interpret the shadowy realms within their orb?"
Ron: "I don't need help, it's obvious what this means: there's going to be loads of fog tonight."

As though an invisible hand were writing upon it, words appeared on the smooth surface of the map. "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
Snape froze. Harry stared, dumbstruck, at the message. But the map didn't stop there. More writing was appearing beneath the first.
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
It would have been funny if the situation hadn't been so serious. And there was more...
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
Harry closed his eyes in horror. When he'd opened them, the map had had its last word.
"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."

Goblet of Fire:

"Enjoying it?" said Ron darkly. "I don't reckon he'd come home if Dad didn't make him. He's obsessed. Just don't get him onto the subject of his boss. 'According to Mr. Crouch...as I was saying to Mr. Crouch...Mr. Crouch is of the opinion...Mr. Crouch was telling me...' They'll be announcing their engagement any day now."

"OH NO YOU DON'T, LADDIE!"
Harry spun around. Professor Moody was limping down the marble staircase. His wand was out and it was pointing right at a pure white ferret.
"I want to fix that in my memory forever," said Ron, his closed and an uplifted expression on his face. "Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."

Order of the Phoenix:

Dudley: "Mark Evans cheeked me."
Harry: "Yeah? Did he say you look like a pig that's been taught to walk on its hind legs? 'Cause that's not cheek, Dud, that's true."

Mrs. Weasley let out a shriek just like Hermione's.
"I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family!"
"What are Fred and I, next-door neighbors?" said George indignantly, as his mother pushed him aside and flung her arms around her youngest son.

A slightly stunned silence greeted the end of this speech,
then Ron said,"One person can't feel all that at once, they'll explode!"
"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon, doesn't mean we all have," said Hermione nastily.

"Excellent." said Lupin, looking up as Tonks and Harry entered. "We've got about a minute, I think. We should get out into the garden so we're ready. Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry -"
"They won't," said Harry.
"That you're safe -"
"That'll just depress them."
"- and you'll see them next summer."
"Do I have to?"

Half-Blood Prince:

Talking about Inferi in DADA... "When we come face-to-face with one down a dark alley, we're going to be having a look to see if it's solid, aren't we? We're not going to be asking, 'Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?'"

"Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry stiffly.
"Yes, sir."
"There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor."

Deathly Hallows:

"Ron, you know full well Harry and I were brought up by Muggles!” said Hermione. “We didn’t hear stories like that when we were little, we heard ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ and ‘Cinderella’—“
“What’s that, an illness?” asked Ron.

"This is different, pretending to be me-"
"Well, none of us really fancy it, Harry,"said Fred earnestly.
"Imagine if something went wrong and we were stuck as specky, scrawny gits forever."
Harry did not smile...
"Well that's that plan scuppered," said George. "Obviously there's no chance at all of us getting a bit of your hair unless you coorperate."
"Yeah, thirteen of us against one bloke who's not allowed to use magic; we've got no chance," said Fred.
"Funny," said Harry. "Really amusing."

"Why do you think-"
"Dumbledore wanted to give me the sword?" said Harry struggling to keep his temper.
"Maybe he thought it would look good on my wall."

"Its us we need to worry about."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, I don't know how to break this to you," said Ron, "but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts."

"Mum! I can't give a Professor love!"
"but you know Neville-"
"Outside, yeah, but at school he's Professor Longbottom, isn't he? I can't just walk into to Herbology and give him love..."

You know you're obsessed with PJO when...

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

You burn food to see if it smells good.

You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast

you out of the air.

You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

You know eventually, you will meet Percy.

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.

You sometimes try to control water.

You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it

on your God parent.

You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.

You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video

games.

Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is

a Camp shirt.

You are a PJO character for Halloween.

Recite lines randomly from the books.

When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

You have dreams about PJO characters/events

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

Every time you play dodge ball, you worry about the strangely huge guys

You go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you
have some more places for your PJ&O stuff.

When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.

You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies.

You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test.

And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had

to check to make sure Percy was still alive.

You write PJO fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.

You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.)

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You think Percy's extended family needs therapy.

You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny

to bother the locals.

Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.

You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.

You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you

were laughing, you try to explain.

You always have around your 'magical item' with you at all times.

You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that.

You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!

Give it back!!

You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t

hurt me Athena).

You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters.

You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (this is for Nico-obsessed people. I am not one of

You as well read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (this is for Percabeth-obsessed people. I am

DEFINITELY one of those people)

Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.

You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word

Canada or Canadians.

You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it.

You get other people obsessed.

You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book.

You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the next book.

You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming another & completely better movie.

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and

use it in conversations.

Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO.

You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:

-Thalia- She's a hunter, and has a temper. . . .

-Athena- Hates Percy, and tries to break up Percabeth! D:

-Dionsyus- Can make people go crazy. . . -shiver-

-Nico- Can kill you!

-Percy- Gods, he's the best swordsman ever!

-Frank- Can turn into anything. . . -scared-

-Annabeth- She has so many strategies, kind of a no-brainer. Haha, that's such a good pun! :D

You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS

When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o

Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

When your boyfriend dumps you and pray to Zeus to kill he him (not that I

have any experience.)

When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia.

You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.

You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"

You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes.

You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.

You know which pages the good parts are on.

You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

You'll name your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of

being cursed.

The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

You think your math teacher is a evil monster.

You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What in Hades name are you doing?" and "What in Hades name am I doing" a

lot)

You have at least one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

You know PJO better then most sane people

You have links to every great PJO site

You add things to the list every day

You know what you would do if you were Percy

You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not(Absolutely NOT!)

At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work (although i don't have a golden drachama)

You give friends and yourself a godly parent,

You are trying to learn Greek

You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

You think of Percy every time you see a dark haired green-eyed boy

You just have to research more about Greek mythology

You want to learn Latin

You copy/paste this onto your profile

Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over, if not all

You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to

You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree

You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

You try to find camp half blood.

You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

You own every single book

You have total nervous breakdowns when you have just finished the last book and cannot wait until fall for the next

You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

You call yourself a demigod

You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real

You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO

You've called someone you know a satyr

You plan to name your children after the PJO characters

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth

Every time you play dodge ball, you bring a suit of armor. (That's just a little more weird than I am...)

You curse out the gods when something bad happens.

You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to Camp in New York.

You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him.

You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days.

You try to talk to horses

You noticed that in TLT, Rick Riordan said the girl in Percy’s dream, (Thalia) had ‘stormy green eyes,’ when in fact she has electric blue

eyes

When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuffed Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a

backpack in TLT. OMG and I thought I was the only one! Wait... I still am :(

You try to breathe underwater... Heh heh...

You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement

You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them

You think about PJO all day. (You know it!)

Every one of your thought revolves around PJO

You're more excited about Percy's birthday than yours

When ever you read page 60 in the Son Of Neptune, you scream out loud, WHY NICO, WHY???? (I do it every time.)

You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real. ( IT IS!!! IT

IS!!!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.

Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Ichor. The blood of the gods.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp

Percabeth.

When Drowning…

Mortal: LIFEGUARD!

PJO fan: PERCY!

When rain suddenly come…

Mortal: Damn it!

PJO fan: Grab a tissue Zeus!

Exclaiming…

Mortal: Oh My god!

PJO fans: Di Immortales!

When angry…

Mortal: Shut up!

PJO:

Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you!

Percy: Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater!

Annabeth: Shut up or my mom will kill you with wisdom!

Nico: Shut up or I’ll bring you to my dad NOW!

Beckendorf: Shut up or I’ll invent something to kill you!

Travis/Conner: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar! (They’d steal everything away.)

Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life!

Silena: Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life!

Castor: Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines!

Clarisse: Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife.

Chiron: Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn’t work. Shut up or I and my buddies will have a stampede on you!

PROPHECIES

The Lightning Thief Prophecy:

You shall go west and face the god who has turned

You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned

You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend

And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.

The Sea of Monsters Prophecy:

You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone

You shall find what you seek and make it your own

But fear for your life entombed within stone

And fail without friends, to fly home alone.

The Titan's Curse Prophecy:

Five shall go west to the goddess in chains

One shall be lost in the land without rain

The bane of Olympus shows the trail

Campers and Hunters combined prevail

The titan's curse must one withstand

And one shall perish by a parent's hand.

The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy:

You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze

The dead, the traitor, the lost one, raise

You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand

The child of Athena's final stand

Destroy with the hero's last breath

And lose a love to worse than death.

THE GREAT PROPHECY:

A half-blood of the eldest gods

Shall reach sixteen against all odds

And see the world in endless sleep

The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap

A single choice shall end his days

Olympus to preserve or raze.

THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY:

Seven half-bloods shall answer the call

To storm or fire the world must fall

An oath to keep with a final breath

And foes bear arms to the doors of death.

LOST HERO PROPHECY:

Child of Lightning, beware the earth

The giants' revenge the seven shall birth

The forge and dove shall break the cage

And death unleash, through Hera's rage.

THE SON OF NEPTUNE SORTA-PROPHECY(S):

'Go to Alaska. Find Thanatos and free him. Come back by sundown on June twenty-fourth or die.'

AND

To the north, beyond the gods, lies the legion's crown

Falling from ice, the son of Neptune shall drown

Wisdom's daughter walks alone

The Mark of Athena burns through Rome.

Funny stuff in PJO

"Hey Everybody! These two aren't human! Their half Greek God!"..."They don't seem to care."-Rachel Elizabeth Dare.

"We need to find the dam snack bar"-Zoe Nightshade.

"You want us to fly off to save the world on Happy The Dragon?"-Jason Grace.

... "The grass is green, Artemis pleads for my help, I am so awesome."-Apollo, the ever-so-amazing God of Poetry.

"Love conquers all," Aphrodite promised. "Look at Helen and Paris. Did they let anything come between them?" "Didn't they start the Trojan War and get thousands of people killed?" "Pfft. That's not the point. Follow your heart."-Aphrodite and Percy, The Titans Curse.

"Erre es korakas Blinky! I shall have your soul!"-Mr.D, referring to PacMan.

"You hit the lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." -Percy.

"It's him," I said. "Typhon." I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like 'No, that's our huge friend Leroy! He's going to help us!'-Percy and Chiron.

"Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades."

"With great power...comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."-Nico.

"Now we can eat peanut butter sandwiches and ride fish ponies! We can fight monsters and see Annabeth and make things go BOOM!"-Tyson.

"What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?"-Percy

"Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind each other that we're related for better or for worse...and try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum."

"How did you die?" "We er...drowned in a bathtub." "All three of you?" "It was a big bathtub." -Charon and Percy

"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude! Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!" -Blackjack and Mr. D

"It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one." -Percy Jackson

"Can't we just call them evil storm spirits? Venti makes them sound like evil espresso drinks."-Leo Valdez(Love him)

"Trust me Leo, beautiful people never lie."-Piper Mclean.

"You drool when you sleep."-My 2nd favorite character, Annabeth Chase.

"Die!"-Gleeson Hedge.

"How about I kill them first, and if it turns out their innocent, I'll apologize."-Gleeson Hedge.

"Thats what happens when it snows in Texas lady. It. Freaking. Melts."-Leo

"I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky!"-Leo Valdez

"This is the Wilderness School. 'Where the Kids are animals" -Piper McLean

"You need to eat more cereal."-Demeter

Hilarious stuff

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I'm gonna make you the happiest woman alive." the woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;

Love to forgive him;

And patience for his moods.

Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,

I'll beat him to death.

AMEN

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for
breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

My fanfic ideas

Summary Title

Have female version of Percy Jackson - Life through the eyes of the daughter of Poseidon.

Have a female version of Harry Potter - The Girl Who Lived - Not cliche (Might change the title)

Have an OC in the Marauders Era to stop Voldie - Operation 1 : Kick Voldie's ass.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

Pick up lines and their smart ass comebacks.

1. Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!

No, they’re prison pants. And it’s time for me to make my escape.

2. Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy!

No, I’m Finnish. As in Finnish with this conversation!

3. Feel my shirt. That’s boyfriend material.

It looks a little too clingy and hard to maintain.

4. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

I don’t. But I know karate and I could rip your lungs out.

5. There’s something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.

I’m having a problem with mine, too. I can’t see you getting anywhere with me.

6. What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

I was gonna ask you the same thing!

7. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?

Go ahead. I need to practice hitting a moving target.

8. Why don’t we get drunk and make some bad decisions?

You look like you already are, and you just did.

9. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

I’m thinking it was history. Which is what you should be right now

10. Are you a magician? Because abraca-dayum, girl!

Yeah. Now watch me disappear.

11. Is your last name Campbell? Because you’re Mmm Mmm good!

Your nickname must be Dirt Devil, because tonight you’ll be alone with the power of an upright in the palm of your hand.

12. Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

Sorry, no map. So why don’t you just get lost?

13. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Actually, it’s you. Because you just crashed and burned.

14. Excuse me, does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?

Not as much as that pick-up line smells like desperation.

15. You know, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

And you look exactly like the guy I turned down two seconds from now.

16. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams?

No, they hurt from dodging corny lines like that all night.

17. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

Are you from Istanbul? Because you sound like a real turkey.

18. I just Googled “sexy” and a picture of you came up.

You’ll get the same result if you search for “not interested.”

19. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

If I said I wanted to check out your ass, would you turn around and walk away?

20. That’s a cute dress. It would look even better on my bedroom floor.

And it would look fabulous jammed into your windpipe.

21. Here I am! What were your other two wishes?

That he be charming and handsome. I guess not all wishes come true.

22. All those curves and me with no brakes.

So cheesy, and me with no pizza.

23. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.

No, but you must be a jury notice, because I’m trying to avoid you.

24. I feel like a library card, since I’ve been totally checking you out!

Did you notice that I’m like a best seller? Currently unavailable.

25. If you were a McDonald’s burger, you’d be the McGorgeous.

Thanks, Ronald, but I’ve already talked to enough clowns tonight.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

The Friend Pledge-

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard.

2. When you are blue, I will try and dislodge whatever is in your throat.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4 When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could get until you stop

whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me. I don't want whatever you've got.Jk (sort of).

8. When you fall, I will ask if you're okay, sit there and laugh at your clumsy butt.

This oath I pledge until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Other people can see it. But only you, can truly feel it's warmth.

Quotes (Courtesy of Neon Zangetsu)

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Heck is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh.

I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are missing.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon.

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!

Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver.

It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet.

Question: if some one with multiple personalities threatens to commit to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?

Who ever said that anything was possible has obviously never tried to ski through a revolving door.

Genius by Birth

Lazy by Choice

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

You've gotta die in creative ways.

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a truck. Then the truck backed up and ran them over again.

If it's not nailed down, it's fair game.

To err is human, to forgive is not Company Policy

When in doubt, use brute force. When that doesn't work...RUN LIKE HELL!

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.

If you mess with anything long enough, it'll break.

Push something hard enough and it will fall.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you wouldn't have been notified.

Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.

We are all here on earth to help other; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile. (More like all night! :D)
If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.
People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

They're laughing at us because we're idiots. We're laughing at them because they just figured it out.

I didn't lose my mind. It's at home sitting next to my common sense.

Yes. i've been to the dark side... They lied about the cookies

BE A REBEL. Open the wrong side of the popcorn bag!

if you can't fix it with duck tape, you haven't used enough.

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

Me? Sarcastic? Nooooo

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that know me wish i was.

Andrianna2016...

At your service.