Kankiboe
hide bio
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 09-30-02, id: 275039, Profile Updated: 11-25-07
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hey this account is shared between two Canadian girls. These two girls are named Amy and Shannon, you see they are not creative enough for nice little internet names... No wait, they're too good for them! Yeah that's it!

These two girls like the show Naruto, the character Shino, and disagree on basically everything else. (Except for the fact that Sasuke sucks. Hard)

Amy likes the characters Kiba and Iruka and enjoys horror movies. Far too much. Also, she can lift a car above her head and can fly faster then the speed of light. (take that physics!) She discovered the lost city of Atlantis when she was four, then left when she was six to find greater pastures. Amy is currently living with the underground mole people and learning of their secret ways. She is married to Paul Gross and they have many, many children!

Shannon likes the character Kankurou most and enjoys pissing off Amy, and catching spiders. She smells oddly of bacon.

Neither of them are interesting enough to warrent another sentence.

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

A Bright Light, A Sunny Place by bakagaijin reviews
The Story of two Konoha Ninja, as their destinies unfold! NaruHina fans unite! Rated M for subject matter. I won't be holding back on this one. Language, Violence, and maybe a Lemon or two. Maybe. Chapter 18 updated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,815 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/15/2017 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess reviews
Iruka has been assigned a new mission involving the lips of several of the villages most elite jounin. Poor, shy 'Ruka! Kakairu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,030 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Part Right, Half Wrong, a Third Crazy by Save the Rave reviews
AU. Meet Alfred Jones, a fairly questionable socialite. And now meet Matthew Williams, a depressed nobody that's working two and a half jobs to make ends meet and is failing at it. Miserably. This is not going to be pretty. Full summary and warning inside. Humour/Angst/Romance
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 423,076 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - America, Canada
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 2,580 - Follows: 1,651 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
On The Bound by tatterdemalion reviews
AU. It's not often one gets a call from their brother, asking for help with a seventy million dollar heist. At least, not where Matthew Williams comes from. Especially not a heist where you have to seduce a very rich Frenchman. Eventual Matthew/Francis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 112,350 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Canada, France - Complete
Gaara's Relationship Problem by Clumsy Ninjable reviews
Gaara is caught with a love letter to someone...what happens when his lovely siblings attempt to help him with it? Rating went up due to perversion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,698 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H.
Bathhouse revelations by Lunael reviews
KakaIru After a long day of work, Iruka finds himself listening to some gossips concerning a certain jounin at the bathhouse and discovers that Kakashisensei is in love... with him! Beware: it has more depht that it seem. shounen ai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,008 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Flow of Life by Ebil Chameleon reviews
He didn't love her. He couldn't love her. He couldn't get attached. But his heart was betraying him. Building bonds that were irreversible. It was love. SasuSaku Chapter 46: Our Finale.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 249,069 - Reviews: 3301 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Imagine That by DixieGoddess reviews
Iruka and Kakashi used to be friends... kinda. Iruka hasn't seen him in years so why is Kakashi suddenly showing up in Iruka's bed? And why is Iruka amazed that other people can see Kakashi? Will earn its M rating later on KakashiIruka paring
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Don't Believe it by mooglebaku reviews
Naruto becomes even more annoying, Kakashi becomes addicted to Final Fantasy, Kiba needs a new friend, Neji is a perv, Shika and Temari's relationship gets strange, and Lee can't ditch Gaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 93,268 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 7/22/2006
12 Steps by PenCorp reviews
Iruka has an addiction. He hates to admit it, but he's got it so hard for the bad boys. KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual to GAARA by Persepolis130 reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of your very own SABAKU NO GAARA unit. To make sure you receive the full benefits from your super creepy, demon possessed insomniac, it is suggested that you read the following information thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Gaara - Complete
Training with Jounin by demonrubberducky reviews
KxI Iruka gets invited to a special Jounin training session, but it turns out the stakes are higher than he knew.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,856 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Shino is a Chuunin by remuus reviews
Shino is a chuunin. A facinating and perhaps heartbreaking tale of chuunin-hood.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/14/2005
That Fatal, Fragile Thing by OnsenSong reviews
Temari and Kankuro has to make some minor adjusts when their little brother comes to live with them for the very first time. [Set after Yashamaru's death]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2004
Poker Night at Otacon's by Sephulbadis reviews
Starts at Chez Hal, but doesn't stay long. Meet the Snakemobile! See Raiden bowl! Endure Otacon's elephant jokes!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/27/2002 - Published: 3/18/2002
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Not Another Highschool Fic reviews
Alfred Jones was living the simple life, but when his aunt dies in a tragic bingo related accident and leaves him her fortune his life is forever changed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2010 - America
Konoha Police Force reviews
Gai has a dream. A dream to protect all those living in Konoha. His students suffer.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Gai M., Neji H.
Another Bad SelfInsertion Fanfic reviews
What happens when two idiots fall into the Naruto world through a magic sewer? Disapointment, much, much disapointment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 8/31/2006