Edward Elric would never become a teacher– never mind teach at a school for magic of all things. So how did he end up at Hogwarts? With a pair of mischievous twins, a murderer on the loose, and an alchemy class to teach, will the Fullmetal Alchemist be able to survive his year at Hogwarts?

Oneshot. Ed is sure he has the answer this time, the perfect solution to getting Al's body back. But Equivalent Trade isn't so easy to avoid, and often the alchemist must give up more than he ever dreamed would be asked of him. No pairings.

Edward Elric has been put on his stupidest assignment yet: babysitting. Everyone else calls it undercover work. To Ed, it's babysitting. But there's more to this assignment than what's on file... FMAHP crossover, DxHr. please review! Chapter 41 FINALLY UP. CURRENTLY BEING REPOSTED WITH EDITS TO AO3

Ishvalan AU. It's a year after the Promised Day, and Fuhrer Grumman, with General Mustang and his crew's assistance, wants to restore Ishval to its previous glory. When negotiations between Amestris and Ishval convene, why does a certain golden-eyed former alchemist seem so interested? Just what has he been hiding for so many years?

Roy must live with the consequences of a fateful choice made in the tunnels below Central.