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 Author has written 1 story for Twilight. que the randomness! I'm a complete book lover, my faves are (of course) the twighlight series, eragon, little women, the stravaganza series, the jess jordan series, the lightening theif series, the adventures of tin-tin(because he's freaking awesome!), a great and terrible beauty, The Giver, The absolutly True Diary of a Part time Indian, the list goes on... You may all want to kill me by the time I am done because grammmer and spelling...well just say im not the sharpest crayon in the box i like to randomly shout out things just to see people's reactions... I realize now that my luck rivals Bella's...i fell UP and UP going escalator... sighs and shakes head in shame i am not embarassed by many things...therefore i like to sing and dance(quite badly might i add)in public as well as do random things to strangers (many i get off a brilliant list called things to do in an elevator...here are a few... 1. sniff people randomly 2. challange people to games of hide and seek 3. wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passangers "through" it 4. stare at your thumb and say, "i think its getting larger..." 5. meow occasionaly, and etc, etc, you get the point) i really - UNHAND THOSE PICKLES!( -sigh- i told you so)- dont like peanut butter im fairly sure im mentally unstable...(laughs maniacaly) |
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Rules For Dealing With The Cullens by Sapphire Vial reviews
The unwritten rules have now been written with commentary from all the characters. Rule #1: don't bleed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,291 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/26/2017 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4396 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
Breathless by greatterriblebeauty reviews
Both Bella and Edward are humans, who meet on a trip that their schools are taking to Italy. What will happen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,309 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 8/5/2007
TUTORING EDWARD CULLEN by CindeBella reviews
Edward is the captain of the basketball team and is always with a different girl, he's about to fail Literature when the teacher decides that Bella is gonna tutor him, there's just one problem: they hate each other. Is there love hidden somewhere?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,970 - Reviews: 1929 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 11/23/2007
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8396 - Favs: 6,107 - Follows: 2,268 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
The Christmas Wish by monocracy reviews
Edward makes a wish without realizing the consequences and has a Christmas he will never forget. A seasonal romantic comedy that features Edward, Bella, and the rest of the Forks' crew. Pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,590 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007
My Pen Pal by Shaps reviews
AU, OOC, All Human. “Dear Bella, My name is Edward Masen. I’m a student at Port Angeles High.” Shopaholic Alice hates smart-ass Jasper, Jacob’s a jerk, Bella’s taken. Words both break and build relationships – so what will it be? BxE, AxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 142,515 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 12/1/2008 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blue Moon Over Manka's by Cullenista reviews
Edward whisks Bella off to Manka's Inverness Lodge for a romantic weekend. She’s insecure, he has doubts and they finally deal with all their issues honestly, including Jacob. Winner of the Danger Magnet Award at the Denali Coven and four TwilightAwards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,484 - Reviews: 4109 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Mikes World! by CheyanneMarie reviews
Mike try to impress Bella, she gets annoyed and the Cullens decided to get him. a little embarrassment for him couldn't hurt could it? First story, please be nice, little OOC. 1st chp isnt that good, but it gets BETTER, I PROMISE, all you do is R&R, PLEAZ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,573 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008
babysitter by ohnanc reviews
Complete: Bella is about to testify against an Italian mobster, she is placed into the witness protection program under the watchful eye of agent Masen. Needs to be revised, read at own risk. Over 100,000 hits.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,109 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Human Experiences by iwish1986 reviews
After Edward and Bella are married, the Cullens decide to give Bella as many human experiences as possible as a wedding gift. What experiences will each character choose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,350 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
In Six Months I Lost My Mind But Found My Heart by An End Has A Start reviews
They’re from two different worlds but are brought together by a school exchange program. Three months at his school, three months at hers. They’re fighting each other and temptation. All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 92,136 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In the Midst of Retail Drama by V's Peach reviews
Bella and Edward work for the same retail company. What happens when Edward transfers to Bella's store? AU. Everyone is HUMAN. First FanFic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,359 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/26/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,707 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
theres no way this is happening by hyper active pixie reviews
Anna is a 14 year old girl who's parents were killed. She is now being forced to move to Alaska, and is under the care of a cruel woman. What happens when she meets some who died before she was born, and she is dead, just not they way anyone thought......
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,845 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Healing Her Wounds by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella never jumped. She never found out about Jacob. In fact, she married Mike Newton. Four years later, she finds herself in a abusive relationship with no way out. What will happen when Edward comes back to her? Can he save her? Will she let him? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,184 - Reviews: 4277 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
This Is War by edwardNOTjacob reviews
A snow-day in Forks. To amuse themselves, the Cullens and Bella decide to engage in a snowball fight. But how will Bella react when Edward tells her to sit out and watch?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 183 - Published: 3/20/2008
Define Mischievous by AlkalineLeigh reviews
This is just a bunch of incredibly random stories that basically entail the wonderful adventures of the Cullens and Bella. Of course, the only way that they can spend time together without fighting for someone's life is getting into mischief.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,366 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007
Vampire Older Sister by hyper active pixie reviews
Ashley is a young human girl, in her freshman year. After her parents died, she moves in with the Cullen family. She is unfazed by them being vampires,and is related to Alice. She soon becomes Alices fav sis,but how much is Alice willing to risk for her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008
Emmett's Heaven by EmmettCullen reviews
When Emmett divorces Rosalie what will happen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008
The Computer Lab by BronzeStorm reviews
Carlisle and Esme are called into the school, but why? Who got in trouble this time and what does it have to do with the computer lab?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,712 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Snowflakes by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A compilation of Christmas oneshots, ficlets, and drabbles that could vary from many genres to get you into the spirit a month early. Who says it needs to be December to carry a little Christmas joy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 24,454 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Complete
New Vampire Experiences by PrettyKittyh2o reviews
Sequel to Last Human Moments. This is Bella's first experiences as a vampire and how her and the Cullen's deal with them. 'I Looked into his greenishgold eyes, Forever is Forever Right' Please R&R, Thank you PrettyKitty!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,353 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 11/17/2007
Edward Knows Jewelry by cullen-style reviews
Sequel to 'Volleyball with the Cullens'... Edward and Bella take a trip to New York to search for engagment rings. Read and Review please. ECLIPSE SPOILERS
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,236 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Anything is Possible at the Mall by melissamarie173 reviews
They Cullens go on a roadtrip and come across a mall in southern oregon. They go in and decide to have some fun. A game of truth or dare always shakes up the day. Not your average truth or dare fanfic. Read and see. Review! Bella isn't a vamp yet.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,071 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
The Cullens Get A Hot Tub! by popoki123 reviews
What will happen when Alice decides to get a Surprise for Everyone?And why does Emmett need a job?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,234 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 10/21/2007
Abandoned Hope by SourAppleChica reviews
Hope, is perceived in different ways for many people. In Bella and Edward's case, Hope is a little girl. What Bella and Edward don't know, is that this little girl is the last thing they expected her to be. Read and Review please.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 11/13/2007
Us And Clare by ronOReds reviews
Sequel to 'Ice Makes Passion.' After the fight with the Volturi, the Cullen Family adopts little Clare. A series of events in her life, with the Cullen siblings as parents!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,709 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 11/7/2007
The Twins of Night and Day by Jeshickah Knight reviews
COMPLETE The Cullens have some admirers, a set of twins from the Salem Wicth Trials. How bad can these girls be? ECLIPSE SPOILERS! Note: Bella is a vampire now, so deal with it! I finshed it at last, hope you liked the wild ride!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,052 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
Last Human Moments by PrettyKittyh2o reviews
This is the most hilarious human moments Bella has before her transformation. Their the most funny and most odd so please read and review! I promise it wont be a waste of time. PLEASE R&R! THANK YOU PRETTYKITTYH2o!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,666 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
A Library Trip reviews
Ever since Bella's copy of Wuthering Heights broke, she and Edward have been going to the library once a week to just have "quiet time". Which has snowballed into Edward and Bella's own tradition. Set after Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008