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I don't really know what to put here...

So, I'm Humuhumunukunukuapua'a!

Hoo-moo-hoo-moo-noo-koo-noo-koo-ah-poo-ah-ah.

So there you go.

I really like reading/writing in the Percy Jackson fandom, even if I am NOT a professional writer, and I am NOT Rick Riordan.

I also like reading/writing Harry Potter.

I don’t really know what to write in my profile, so I think I’ll copy one of my friends on this one. However, I’m doing this Percy Jackson style, the book. NOT the movie because I HATE the movie.

Rant: Annabeth is blond with grey eyes!

Sigh*

Write down the names of twelve characters, in no particular order.

1. Chiron

2. Clarisse LaRue

3. Annabeth Chase

4. Perseus Jackson

5. Zoe Nightshade

6. Connor Stoll

7. Jason Grace

8. Luke Castellan

9. Piper McLean

10. Leo Valdez

11. Nico DiAngelo

12. Hazel Levesque

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Connor and… Nico?!? Um, how about I forget I even thought about that. Ignore.

2. Do you think Four is cute? How cute?

Percy? I wouldn’t know, he is in a book. However, based on my guesses he would be. Annabeth wouldn’t date an ugly son of Poseidon and Riordan wouldn’t make the main hero ugly.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Hazel Levesque got Luke… Nope. Wrong in so many ways. Hazel is the daughter of Pluto/Hades. He is the brother of Zeus, who is the grandfather of Luke. She is his grandpa’s brother’s daughter. Ugh.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Piper? Uhhh… I saw one once, but I never read it. I don’t really seek out fics about her, to be honest.

5. Would One and Six make a good couple?

Connor Stoll and Chiron… WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE WORLD?!? How would that even work? I don’t even want to know. *Walks away. *

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Zoe and either Piper (EEEEEEEWWWWW dead person and Aphrodite’s child!) or Leo Valdez. Five/Ten then.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on One and Twelve making out?

Jason walks in on Chiron and Hazel. *Grabs barf-bag and runs* Oh my… gross.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Annabeth and Leo. “Character death, people. Read if you want to see how angry Percy gets when Lannabeth becomes a thing.”

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Chiron/Luke. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! World ended already, Percy. No chance of saving it.

10 Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Jason and Hazel. Well, that wouldn’t be as bad I suppose. Except for the small fact that they are COUSINS!!!

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?

Annabeth fics are definitely a thing, but I’m not a stalker, so I wouldn’t know who reads them. (Or maybe I am, you’ll never know.) Nope. I’m not.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Nobody that I know of writes fics specifically about Nico, but it might be cool if they could get over the fact that NOT all Nico fics have to be romantic.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Clarisse/Percy/Zoe. AHHHHH!!! Nope. Because I’m one of those people who cares for their sanity and the sanity of others. Just gross.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

A songfic about Luke Castellan. Maybe Monster by the best band ever, Imagine Dragons. It seems to fit pretty well.

15. If you wrote a Two/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Clarisse/Connor/Hazel

Warning: A lot of this fic will be filled with A/N notes describing how completely disgusting it is. Nobody under the age of Methuselah is advised to read. That is, 969.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Zoe. Hmmm… never, actually. I’ve read a Perzoe fic, but the characters were equally important and that was quite a while ago.

17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (2) and finds true love with (5).

Okay, here we go. This is going to be SO bad, but stick with me people.

Chiron and Jason (EW) are in a happy relationship until Piper runs off with Jason. (Ahh, the sweet sound of canon.) Chiron, brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with Nico (RUN) and a brief unhappy affair with Connor, (Oh. Oh my…gross.) then follows the wise advice of Clarisse and finds true love with Zoe.

That was… wow. I don’t think even Riordan could come up with something that evil. Kronos would hide crying in a corner while Gaia shouts MAKE IT STOP!!!!

I don’t know if you guys enjoyed that, but I was pretty amused.

Let’s torture more characters! *evil laugh* How to Train your dragon, perhaps? MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Write down the names of twelve characters, in no particular order.

1. Astrid Hofferson

2. Ruffnut Thorston

3. Tuffnut Thorston

4. Snotlout Jorgenson

5. Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III

6. Gobber the Belch

7. Fishlegs

8. Stoick the Vast

9. Mildew the Unpleasant

10. Spitelout Jorgenson

11. Gustav

12. Camicazi of the Bog Burglar Tribe

Yes, I have thrown in the last two from a few different places.

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Gobber/Gustav? What has the world come to? *Sigh* NO.

2. Do you think Four is cute? How cute?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOPE.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Camicazi… Stoic… eep… Oh no. I have to answer this. Hiccup would have a heart attack and hide on Dragon’s Edge for eternity. Bertha, Cami’s mother, would sail the world and back to kill Stoic and scold her daughter.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Mildew. In the fics I’ve read, he was a side character.

5. Would One and Six make a good couple?

Asrtid and Gobber… NOOOOO. Age difference, personality difference, and many Many other things.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Hiccup and (AHHH!) Mildew or (EW!) Spitelout. Mildew, if I have to, because Spitelout is Hiccup’s uncle.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on One and Twelve making out?

Fishlegs walks in on Astrid and Cami… RUN FOR THE HILLS PEOPLE! AGH! Fishlegs would tell Hiccup, who would go berserk and chase both of them down with Toothless in Alpha mode.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Tuff/Spitelout. HERE’S YOUR SUMMARY: Please, read if you would like to be depressed, confused and disturbed.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Astrid/Stoick. *Checks* NOPE. Thank goodness.

10 Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Fishlegs/Cami. Dunno ‘bout you, but I would probably go with something along the lines of THIS STORY STINKS.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?

Tuffnut. Not really sure. I don’t think many people write specifically about him, though there are a few.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No, because NOBODY CARES.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Ruff/Snotlout/Hiccup. OHHHH gross. Snotnut is a thing in the second movie, and Ruffcup is strange, (but still a thing), but I don’t know about all three.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Stoick the Vast. Maybe Titanium, by Sia? Maybe not. No clue.

15. If you wrote a Two/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Ruff/Gobber/Camicazi. Gulp.

Warning: loss of more limbs than are already mentioned, and several character deaths.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

All of the time. Hiccup is the most popular main character to write about, for obvious reasons. No, that is not the only thing I read, don’t worry.

17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (2) and finds true love with (5).

Here we go again. OOOOHHH boy.

Astrid and Fishlegs are in a happy relationship until Mildew runs off with Fishlegs. (Oh. My. Goodness.) Astrid, brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with Gustav (but she HATES HIM!) and a brief unhappy affair with Gobber, (oh, so nasty), then follows the wise advice of Ruffnut (WISE?!?) and finds true love with Hiccup.

OH, THANK YOU! It ends up being canon! Yes! This is Beautiful.

Now, I get to completely destroy the sanity of myself and others like me that once enjoyed the Harry Potter series. MWAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Write down the names of twelve characters, in no particular order.

1. Severus Snape

2. Hermione Granger

3. Ron Weasley

4. Ginny Weasley

5. Harry Potter

6. Albus Dumbledore

7. Luna Lovegood

8. Neville Longbottom

9. Tom Riddle

10. Voldemort

11. Minerva McGonagall

12. Draco Malfoy

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Albus/Minerva. At least they are both old and unmarried.

2. Do you think Four is cute? How cute?

For a girl, maybe. However, I am a girl so that question can turn awkward very fast. She is pretty, though.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Draco… got… Neville?!? YEEEEAAAAAHHHHNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. That is SO disgusting.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Maybe Voldy was used as a side character, but he never had a main roll.

5. Would One and Six make a good couple?

Severus/Albus. I’m going to leave it up to your imagination to find out exactly how NO that is. Especially since Severus likes Harry’s dead mother. Gross.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Harry and Tom Riddle or Voldemort? HAHAHA! Haha… Ha?

NO.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on One and Twelve making out?

Luna walked in on Severus and Draco.

NO.

Luna would start talking about Nargles in the mistletoe. Severus and Draco would try to save what little dignity they had and make it look like they had been fighting with their wands.

But still, NO.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Ron/Voldy.

Harry would kill both of them. Hermione would help.

Ron and Voldemort liked each other. They both died painfully. THE END.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Snape/Neville. I hope not!

Searches*

UGH!!!!!!!!!! There are FIVE! Three are in another language, but still, FIVE! EEEWWWW!

10 Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Luna and Draco. Not as bad as some of the others, but still weird. Maybe I’m Pathetic, or Luna Acts Really Wimpy in This One, or even Don’t Read Me.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?

I wouldn’t know. Like I said, I’m totally not a stalker people.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Minerva. Huh, that might be cool. Unfortunately, no.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Hermione/Ginny/Harry. That is probably pretty popular, but not among the people I know. I’m not going to do it.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

OOMPA LOOMPAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!! No.

15. If you wrote a Two/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Hermione/Albus/Draco.

Warning, peeps. Many years (decades) involved in the age difference, possible insane OOC, and many MANY character deaths.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Harry Potter? Most of the time I read in this fandom it’s about him, so all of the time I guess.

17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (2) and finds true love with (5).

Get ready to be disgusted.

Severus Snape and Luna Lovegood are in a happy relationship until Tom Riddle runs off with Luna. (Probably to kill her, as he couldn’t find romance if he tried.) Snape, brokenhearted, has a one-night stand with Minerva McGonagall (WHAT. Just. Happened.) and a brief unhappy affair with Albus, (Well, I would think that it would be unhappy. He is a million year-old DUDE!!!) then follows the wise advice of Hermione and finds true love with Harry Potter.

Snape… and Harry.

But…

He loves Harry’s dead mother!

The creep.

That’s the end of these for now. If you like things that are humorous, read my story, Persephone’s Curse or especially The Seven's Power Swap. Seeya!