Hello i am Defcon-Emma

"They might resent us! They might hate us! EVEN SO! Even so, our feelings, 0048's feelings for everyone, for all of you. Always, till the end of time; WE LOVE YOU ALL!" - Akb0048 understudies

"WE'D RATHER DIE THAN SELL OUT OUR FRIENDS!!!!" - Erza Scarlet

"Always trying to make myself stronger... so I locked my own heart in a suit of armor and cried..." Erza Scarlet

"Every time you laugh, every time you grieve, pieces of those moments become ours as well, that's what it is to be a member of our guild,.When a member is on cloud nine we all float, when a member is outraged, we all clench our teeth,..When a member weeps we all wipe our eyes,. so you have no reason to be riddled with guilt,because no one here holds you responsible, you are after all a member of our family ... a member of FAIRYTAIL!"-Makarov Dreyar

“Good... One day, you’ll understand. Tears are hollow. Are you sad because someone’s gonna die? Has sadness ever killed a person? The answers are deep in each of your hearts… My proud little brats! Live on… to the future!”
- Makarov Dreyar

"Something more important than whether or not there's magic power...it's called living. It's life! - Natsu Dragneel

“We learned our own weaknesses right now, so what do we do next? Grow stronger! Face them head on! When were all alone, it might be too frightening to bear, but we’re all alright beside each other. We’ve got our comrades right here! There’s nothing to fear! WE’RE NOT ALONE!!”
- Natsu Dragneel

"There is a time when a man will not run from a fight.That time is when his nakama, when his nakama's dreams are laughed at." - Usopp

"They say your very existence is a crime, but no matter what weapon you hold that alone is never a crime. IT'S NEVER A CRIME TO EXIST." - Franky

"Yo. When do you think people die? When they are shot through the heart by the bullet of a pistol? No. When they are ravaged by an incurable disease? No. When they drink a soup made from a poisonous mushroom!? No! It's when... they are forgotten." - Dr. Hiruluk

"Pirates are evil? The Marines are righteous? These terms have always changed throughout the course of history! Kids who have never seen peace and kids who have never seen war have different values! Those who stand at the top determine what's wrong and what's right! This very place is neutral ground! Justice will prevail, you say? But of course it will! Whoever wins this war becomes justice!" - Doflamingo

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE

1. We have milk and cookies(that we stole from heaven)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body along with a hood that hides your face!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. The chocolate chip cookies!

9. Well, we just rock. You know we do.

10. No fear of rejection.

11. You get to blow shit up!!!

12. Because phycopaths are the new black!

13. You won't e called evil for wanting to throw Edward, Jacob, and Bella into Hell, you be called it because of other shuff; like blowing Justin Beiber up and dancing on his ashes like a maniac! And do he harlem shake (yes I know its outdated but we all want to harlem shake on JB's ashes)

14. ROBOTS!

15. You get to do cool stuff like throw a grenade behind you and walk away slowly and unharmed while saying 'Make it rain'.

16. EVEN BIGGER ROBOTS!

17. You get to punch those over confidant basterds known as 'superheros' in the face the laugh at their shocked expresion! HAHAHA! In your face Superman!

18. You can be sadistic and no one will blame you!

19. Cool cars!

20. A BRITISH ACCENT

I am NOT that girl,

The one that is super popular.

The one that is rich.

The one obsessed with Twilight.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly.
The one that has a new boyfriend every week.

The one that likes Justin Bieber/One Direction

The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl,
The one who likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that really wants to make a difference.
The one that sticks to her values.
The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality.
The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong.
The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good.
The one that people like, because she's crazy.

The one who LOVES rock music.
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.
The one who won't give in.
The one who won't give up.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace and Facebook or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in 2 years. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Kawaii Kaiya , Princess of apocalypse ,

“Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world. If you do so, you are insulting yourself.”

“In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.” – Albert Einstein

“Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it up, avoid the bullshit, take chances, and never have regrets because at one point, everything you did was exactly what you wanted.”

“I don’t forgive people because I’m weak. I forgive because them because I am strong enough to know people make mistakes.”

“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places.”

“A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.”

“When you need something to believe in, start with yourself.”

“Start each day with a grateful heart.”

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.” – Mark Twain

“I am strong because I am weak. I am beautiful because I know my flaws. I am a lover because I’m a fighter. I am fearless because I have been afraid. I am wise because I have been foolish. I can laugh because I have known sadness.”

“Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.” – Marcel Proust

“Some people miss the message because they’re too busy looking for the mistake.”

“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.” – Groucho Marx

“Giving up doesn’t always mean you are weak; sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go.”

“If they don’t appreciate you, they don’t deserve you.”

“We never noticed the beauty because we were too busy trying to create it.”

“Strength doesn’t come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once though you couldn’t.” – Rikki Rogers

“Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity.” – Hippocrates

“I cannot do everything, but still I can do something; and because I cannot do everything, I will not refuse to do something I can do.” – Edward Everett Hale

“Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.” – Confucius

“Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.” – Martin Luther King Jr

“Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.” – Abraham Lincoln

“A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.” – John Barrymore

“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.” – Dr. Seuss

“Those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind.” – Bernard M. Baruch

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” – Oscar Wilde

“Be the change that you wish to see in the world.” – Mahatma Gandhi

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” – Mae West

“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” – Mahatma Gandhi

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.” – H. Jackson Brown Jr.

“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.” – Andre Gide

“If you don’t stand for something you will fall for anything.” – Malcolm X

“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.” – Mark Twain

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” – Nicolas Chamfort

“Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.” – Garrison Keillor

“Logic will get you from A to Z; imagination will get you everywhere.” – Albert Einstein

“People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be.” – Abraham Lincoln

“It is what you read when you don’t have to that determines what you will be when you can’t help it.” – Oscar Wilde

“The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.” – Bob Marley

“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.” – Albert Einstein

“Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.”

“It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.” – E.E. Cummings

“Put all excuses aside and remember this: YOU are capable.” – Zig Ziglar

“We can do anything we want as long as we stick to it long enough.” – Helen Keller

“When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.” – Thomas Jefferson

im just a girl

i love being called pretty but ill never believe it.

im not always right but ill never admit im wrong

im almost always smiling but its not always real

i can be read like an open book but hide so much

i work hard at things but i dont always get what i deserve

im just a girl

believe in yourself no matter what if someone tells you that you cant do it fuck them they dont know what their talking about

love is like war easy to begin but very hard to stop

a good friend would bail you out of jail a best friend would be next you saying that was fun

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here are my favourite couples:

Natsu x Lucy

Gray x Juvia

Jellal x Erza

Gray x Erza

Romeo x Wendy

Gajeel x Levy

Happy x Carla

Laxus x Cana

Fried x Mirajane

Elfman x Evergreen

Bixlow x Lissana

Makarov x Porlyuscia

Scorpio x Aquarius

Loke/Leo x Aries

Ikarishipping- I love this shipping because it's so cute! Dawn, a sweet, kind girl. Paul, a dark, cold boy, they match each other! Like yin and yang!

oldrivalshipping- I think that this shipping is very special, a girl who changes a playboy's hearts, very sweet!

contestshipping- lol I can say that this shipping is the fun-est, May is up-beat while Drew is a "cool" and collected

pokeshipping- They are just so a-door-able! They are both sweet and cute! although ash can be very dense

soulsilvershipping- Just like Ikarishipping Lyra is sweet and silver like Paul is cold and mean at first!

ferriswheelshipping- N is soooo smexy while White is so adorable!

sequelshipping- When I first saw that they took away White I was scared that someone was going to ship the new chara with N! But when a saw her and the new rival I fell in love with it!

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be lesbian.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they

1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book.

2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go.

3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people.(Same goes with fanfictions)

If you are a believer in God, and have Faith, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe Natsu and Lucy should be in love, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile (EVIL MOSQUITOES)

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

This is scary but pretty accurate..

1 Which color is better red, black, green, blue, or yellow

2 What's your first initial?

3 What month were u born?

4 Which color do you like more, black or white?

5 Name one of your friends

6 Name a number 1-100

7 Do you like flying or driving more

8 Do you like lakes or oceans more

Think of a wish, but don't write it...1 If you chose

1 If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love
Black : You are conservative and aggressive
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love and give good advice to those who are down
Yellow - You are a very happy person with alot to give

2 If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life
L-R: You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good

3 If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will last forever
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good
Oct-Dec: Your love life will be great, and eventually you will find your soul mate

4 if you chose:
Black: Your life will take you on a different direction, it will seem hard at times but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do any thing for you, but you may not realize it

5 This person is your best friend

6 If it is 1-50 you are a very lovable person and you have a great life
More than 50, screw the world

7 If you chose: Flying - You like adventure
Driving - You are a laid back person

8 if you chose:
Lake - You are loyal to your friends, your lover, and yourself
You are very reserved but emotional
Ocean - You are spontaneous and like to please people

9 This wish will come true only if you repost this

RULES: You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping! Copy and paste this on your profile!

ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? Nah...no ones perfect...
2. Tall? Well, not that much...
3. In your pajamas? Yup.
4. Left handed? Nope.But I tried doing it on air. .

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: Hmmm.I dunno.I've got lots of friends.

2. Last girl/boyfriend: Are you kidding me?I'm a very young innocent child!

3. Person to text you: Myself believe it or not

4. Was today better than yesterday? Well,if it was yesterday night,and early morning today.I'm telling you.Both days were not good.It was so damn hot and I can't sleep!Why so hot in florida?!

FAVORITES:

1. Number: 6,7,8,25

2. Color(s):black and blue
3. Fruit: Apples.:D
4. Place: Everywhere!

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? My bro who is incredibly far away...
2. Are you happy?In some way...
3. Are you sad? Kind of...
4. Are you bored?Not that much...

5. Heart-broken?No.Why ask?
6. Are you nervous?For some reason,kind of...

7. Are you excited?Does feeling giddy count?Or giddy is the same meaning of excited?
8. Are you tired?Hell yeah!I didn't even get to sleep last night.

ABOUT YOU:

1. Real name?No.I won't tell you.Go to the upper part of my profile and try and guess

2. Nick names?I could tell you this.But you can guess what my real name is
3. Eye color?blue
4. Zodiac sign? Leo
5. Male or female?Female,duh.
6. Slut?Really?An innocent young child, a slut?

7. Smart?Yep.that's why I'm an advanced student.:P
8. Hair color? brown
9. Long or short?short :P
10. Sweats or Jeans? Jeans :)
11. Phone or Camera? I prefer phone than camera..

12. Drink or Smoke? Do you want me to get cancer at a young age?
13. Righty or lefty? Are you dumb?Repeating the same question?

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? I don't remember..

2. First crush? NO WAY AM I TELLING YOU SO F* OFF
3. First pet? cats,
4. First big vacation?i dont rember

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? Bread.*drools*
2. Drinking? Mango juice
3. I'm about to: watch anime
4. Listening to? i love rock and roll

5. Plans for today? Stay in cold places.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? Taller
2. Romantic or spontaneous? What's spontaneous?

3. Sensitive or loud? Sensitive
4. Hook-up or relationship? Again, what's hook-up?

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? nope

2. Lost glasses/contacts?no
3. Ran away from home? Never.But dreamt of it.
4. Broken someone's heart? Nope.
5. Been arrested? Ha.A child getting arrested?

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles?Yes.
2. Yourself?Not that much.
3. Heaven? Obviously
4. Santa Claus?no
4. Love? Not really.
5. Do you like someone?Yes.And I ain't telling you.Also, this is not part of DO YOU BELIEVE IN.
6. Do you believe in God? Yes!!!I'm a Christian.

7. Answered the truth on all questions?Well, kind of...

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.(I take extreme objection to that!All of us are not perfect, even us Mormons.)
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I wear glasses and braces, so I MUST be a nerd.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too

i am a teen age girl so i MUST have a kik and insagram

Things you do not know about me:

1. I'm a childish and at the same time mature girl.

2. Boys annoy me.

3. I have no mercy on boys, I kick them in the shins if I can. Except my dad.

4. I'm half innocent. Don't blame me! My friends were green-minded!

5. By the looks, I look innocent, look deeper, I'm crazy and weird.

6. I have laugh attacks. Meaning, I laugh at random times.

7. I'm a music addict.

8. I love Paint. If you know who he is.

9. I cuss. Not that much.

10. I love Pokemon.

11. I don't like 1D. Please don't kill me!!!

12. I don't like Daniel Padilla. Sorry people!!!

13. HP is awesome.

14. I talk to myself.

15. I talk to my 'imaginary characters'.

16. I think of myself as bad luck. Don't think of pitying me!

17. I have lots of ideas for stories, but I'm to scared no one will like them.

Nothing notably interesting about my life, and I don't care about yours.

Sayings I love.

Goodbye may seem like forever.

Farewell is the end.

But in my heart is memory.

And there you'll always be.

-Pokémon fan art.

People die.

Plants wither.

Buildings are demolished.

Memory's fade into nothing.

But in my heart the memory of you will never fade.

-My imaginary friend just before she disappeared forever...

I'm glad I got to meet you...

-Pokémon mystery dungeon.

It could happen!

-The hub.

Where there's bad.

There is also good.

-Myself.

Personality: I am

Mostly I am a girl who doesn't care about her well-being, just other people's. How silly, you might think. I mean, if there ever is an apocalypse I would stand out as the heroine and try to save everyone. Hope that doesn't happen. An apocalypse, I mean.

here are a few things about me

1.I LOVE reading

2.I LOVE books

3.I ENJOY listening to songs

Likes: my nakama (duh), reading, writing,history, manga/anime, nuzlockes,pokemon

Loves: MUSIC (seriously cant live without it, i would go crazier than i already am), singing when nobodys around, Ace (one piece), L (death note), Steve (cirque du freak)

Dislikes: how paranoid i am ( seriously its like 1:55 am and i think i just heard something downstairs), sexist people, people who judge based on looks, driver's ed (seriously boring) , math, spelling (mostly cause i suck at it)

age: stop creeping!

There have been 373 Pokemon episodes with Misty and 191 episodes with May. Post this onto your profile if you don't think this is a coincidence.

this is really sweet...

When a Girl is quiet ... millions of things are running in her mind.

When a Girl is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply.

When a Girl looks at u with eyes full of questions .. she is wondering

how

long you will be around.

When a Girl answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ... she is not at

all

fine.

When a Girl stares at you ... she is wondering why you are lying.

When a Girl lays on your chest ... she is wishing for you to be hers

forever.

When a Girl wants to see you everyday... she wants to be pampered.

When a Girl says ' I love you ' ... she means it.

When a Girl says ' I miss you ' ... no one in this world can miss you

more

than that.

Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person

Find a Guy . who calls you beautiful instead of hot. who calls you back

when you hang up on him.

who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who ...

kisses your forehead.

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. Who

holds your hand in front of his friends. Who is constantly reminding you

of

how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you. Who turns
to

his friends and says, ' That's her!! ' If you open this you have to

repost

it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your
life!!

If I don't get this back I guess your not my friend. If you have a lot
of

love for someone. copy and send this to your whole list. In 5 minutes

your

true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you. Something

good will happen to you at approx. 1:42pm tomorrow, it could be
anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you break this
chain,

you will be cursed with relationship problems for the most important
time

of your life. Send this to 15 people in 15 minutes to carry on the

chain...and spare yourself the emotional stress.

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

TO MY GIRLS !!

You might be best friends one year,

pretty good friends the next year,

don't talk that often the next year,

and don't want to talk at all the year after that.
So, I just wanted to say,

you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life,

I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you.

Send this to all your friends,

no matter how often you talk ,

or how close you are,

and send it to the person who sent it to you.

Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them,

and tell new friends you never will.

Remember, everyone needs a friend,

someday you might feel like you have NO FRIENDS at all,

just remember this text
and take comfort in knowing

somebody out there cares about you and always will

Whatever u do, DON'T send this back to me!! I've already seen it!!

(If this offends ANYONE in ANY way, itz not my fault. I got this from someone else!! I am NOT liable!)

Spread the Stupidity

Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America ...do we leave cars

worth thousands of dollars in the

driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America ... ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair,

but darkens our skin

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when

they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe,

why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.

I support the bunny!!

You know when you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile (all of these I copyed from joleteonforever's profile)

If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile.

If there are times that you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Pokemon is cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile (I got these from UmbreonGirl15's profile)

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...) Darkecogir (I done it a couple a times)Tora-kun126(sideways, backwards, forwards, up, down, over, and underneath. I've done it all) DiRtY BuBbLe (more than I fall down them, and, also, I cannot figure out how to walk in a straight line ...any ideas?) HollyluvsArty, Super Reader (unfortunatly yes. All the time.) Ro-Rolyn-Roserade (It wasn't pretty, there was a domino effect), SuperKatyDid (It hurt too) bluejay511(At least I didn’t hurt myself.)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!(I got this from uchihakiriko)

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.

cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if
you can raed this psas it on !!

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Harley (from Pokemon Season 8 and 9) scares you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,animefan44, SuperKatyDid Bluejay511

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,animefan44, SuperKatyDid Bluejay511

Girls are like
apples on trees. The best
ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for
the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they
just get the rotten apples from the ground
that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples
at the top think something is wrong with
them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right
boy to come along, the one
who's brave enough
to climb
all the way
to the top
of the tree.

i can understand that scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there’s no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why isn’t notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why: because paper can’t beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. Why I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claim to beat me with their paper I can punch them in them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, “oh shit, I’m sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

What a boyfriend should do

When she walks away from you mad

Follow her

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you

Grab her and don’t let go

When she starts cussing at you

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she’s quiet

Ask her what’s wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she’s beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and don’t say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she’s scared

Protect her

When she lays her head on her shoulder

Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn’t answer for a long time

Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you

She really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands

Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you

Bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

Keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

Don’t look away until she does

When she misses you

She’s hurting inside

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"

"When you grow up you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die you turn purple."

"And yet, you have the nerve to call me coloured?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Harley (from Pokemon Season 8 and 9) scares you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,animefan44, SuperKatyDid Bluejay511, Princess-of-Apocalypse

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,animefan44, SuperKatyDid Bluejay511, Princess-of-Apocalypse