Hey everyone! It's TC, I'm not a very great writer, but I love reading (mostly HP, GLEE. Narnia and I think that's it...) so yeah, I don't know what to write in here so I'll just paste all the things I gathered over the years: (obviously non of it is mine...) The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER! Be the kind of crazy person, that when you wake up in the morning and put your feet on the floor, the entire world thinks, "Oh, snap! They're up!" When standing next to me, don't ask, "Who's the crazy one here." 10 out of 10 times, it's me. When standing next to me, don't ask, "What's wrong with you?" You'll get a PowerPoint Presentation. When standing next to me, don't ask, "Who are you talking to?" 9 out of 10 times, I'm talking to myself. When standing next to me, don't ask me a question. I'll start spacing out and come up with something completely random. When standing next to me, don't ask what I've been doing. 8 out of 10 times I'll glare at you and say, "Why, what have you heard?" When standing next to me, don't ask me how my day went. I'll either start screaming about how horrible or wonderful it was. There's no in between. When standing next to me, don't ask to borrow something. Most times, I'll start looking for one, then get distracted by something else and end up telling you a story that's hilarious to me but makes no sense to you. When standing next to me, don't ask, "Read any good books lately?" You'll be dragged to a library while I give a synopsis of every book in the place. Copy and paste this if it applies to you! 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. Noch rechtzeitig auf, als ihre Knie nachgaben. Zusammen mit (yep, it’s German) 2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? My alarm clock 3.What is the last time you watched on TV? yesterday 4.Without looking, guess what time it is: 10 pm? 5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 10 pm, wow 6.With the exception of the computer what else can you hear? My dad, walking around 7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing? I have no idea! 8.Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Uhh the computer... 9.What are you wearing PJs 10.Did you dream last night? Yes and it was very confusing!!!! 11.When did you last laugh? Is it sad that I don’t know? 12.What is on the walls of the room you are in? Nothing really 13.Seen anything weird lately? What does weird mean exactly, like a very scary man, doing a very scary thing with his face? Because I have! 14. What do you think of this quiz? I should probably go to sleep… 15. What is the last film you saw? Harry Potter 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? A plane ticket to New York 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I have three older brothers 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? That’s a tough question… 19. Do you like to dance? I do it all the time! (as long as I’m alone in my room…) 20. George Bush: Yeah… What? If you made it this far, be proud of yourself!_ Here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' in the () if its true, but BE HONEST (I was)!! Then copy and paste it onto your profile! 1() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking 2 () Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking 3 () You have ran into a glass/screen door 4 (x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle 5 (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks 6 (x) You have ran into a tree 7 ()It IS possible to lick your elbow 8 () You tried to lick your elbow 9 () You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm 10 () You just tried to sing them 11 (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen 12 (x) You have choked on your own spit 13 () You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.. (No, I haven't seen it...) 14 (x) You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice 15 (x) You just looked at it 16 (x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde 17 () A LOT of People have called you slow 18 () You have accidentally caught something on fire 19 () You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes 20 (x) You have caught yourself drooling 21 (almost…x) You've fallen asleep in class 22 (I wish I could!) Sometimes you just stop thinking 23 (x) You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about 24 () People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you 25 () You are often told to use your 'inside voice' 26 (x not my fingers, but a calculator…) You use your fingers to do simple math 27 () You have eaten a bug 28 (x as I said, I should probably sleep… )You are taking this test when you should be doing something important. 29 () You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it 30 (x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket 31 () You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace... 32 () You break a lot of things 33 () Your friends know not to use big words around you Tee Hee x3 34 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you' re confused 35 (x) You have fallen out of your chair before 36 (x) When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall. 37 (x) The word 'like' is used many times a day 38 (x) You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say 39 () You have spelled your name wrong 40 (x) You have drawn a disformed heart Now here is my HP collection_ 1090738 words. IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE BOOKS... -You wouldn't know who Peeves was. We found courage with Neville Longbottom, We defended the STONE, I Have: "You haven't got a letter on yours. I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge." "Oh very good. Yes it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. Ghosts are transparent." Doesn't matter that Harry is gone. Dear Fred, Lily Potter to Molly Weasley: Dear Molly Love, Lily Dear Molly! Dear Gryffindors, Hufflepuffs, and Ravenclaws, Harry Potter taught us that you never lose sight of the future you want. Anything can happen. I belong at Hogwarts. Yes, I'm a wizard. Deal with it! I'm just a missunderstood wizard surrounded by muggels. Harry Potter and the Order of the phoenix, right?! I guess that was when the Books started to get ... ... Dead Sirius „Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend” - Stephen King Sure fire ways to know you’re obsessed with Harry Potter: 1) There is at least one Harry Potter poster somewhere in your house 2) Hedwig’s Theme is the #1 most listened to song on your iPod 3) People who wear circular black glasses catch your attention 4) You own all of the books 5) You own all of the movies 6) You own all (or most) of the video games, even if you don’t play video games 7) When you look onto your computer screen, there’s Luna with her Spectrespecs on, staring back at you 8) You tend to daydream with the characters, in adventures where you’re a Hogwarts student 9) You one day dream of marrying Neville Longbottom, or any of the other Harry Potter guys or girls 10) You once stayed up until 4:00 in the morning trying to finish a part in one of the books, and eventually fell asleep with your book 11) You have fallen asleep reading your Harry Potter book to all hours of the night more than once 12) You nearly pass out if you see a tear in one of your books, even if you do need a microscope to see it 13) You have taken a Harry Potter Sorting Quiz just to see who would be your friends at Hogwarts 14) You have taken various Harry Potter Sorting Quizzes, refusing to believe you’re a Hufflepuff 15) People with messy black hair and green eyes catch your attention, too 16) Every time you see a toad, you think, ‘Trevor!’ 17) You tend to look at people and make comparisons to characters in the books because of their appearance 18) You have nicknamed at least one of your teachers Snape, to yourself, because of how much hate boils inside of you at the sight of them 19) You turn your Harry Potter fantasies into Fanfictions! 20) When you watch sports you think of Quiddicth 21) When you get dressed, you think, ‘Hey, this looks like something Ginny would wear!’ 22) You have, at least once, come running into the streets shouting ‘Save the Crumple-Horned Snorkack!’ 23) You immediately dislike anyone who says Harry Potter books stink 24) You life-long goal is to get J.K. Rowling’s autograph, even if you have to cross vast deserts for it 25) Every time you see a cat, you stop to see if it has squares around its eyes that look like spectacles 26) You refer to doctors as Healers 27) Every time you see plants you think of Neville 28) You tend to run and scream for your life every time you see a bald guy who looks suspiciously like Voldemort (Yes, Tom Riddle himself!) 29) You wonder if your dentists are Hermione’s parents 30) When you see a dying plant, you think, ‘Neville would be ashamed!’ 31) You yell at the movie screen because they left out one of your favorite parts in the books 32) You get upset when they change things in the movies 33) You stare at all dogs closely, hoping its Sirius Black in disguise 34) You secretly hope and think you are a wizard and will receive a letter from Hogwarts any day now 35) When you can’t find things, you find yourself pointing an imaginary wand at the spot where you think it is and say, ‘Accio Book!’ 36) You wish that your school bus would one day take you to Hogwarts 36) When someone gets on your nerves, you find yourself muttering under your breath, ‘Avada Kedavra.’ 37) The last name Potter catches your attention 38) You find yourself striking up a conversation with someone who you barely talk to just because they’re reading a Harry Potter book 39) You automatically correct people when they misquote the movies or books 40) You find yourself begging your family to give the series a chance and watch the movies if they’re too lazy or ‘too busy’ to read the books 41) After one of the movies end, and your family is begging for you to tell them what happens next, you tell them your lips are sealed and they’ll never find out unless they read the books or wait for the next movie to come out in a year and a half 42) You plan to start a Potter fan army! 43) Every time you see an owl, you look for a letter or package it might be carrying with it 44) When you’re the only one in your house, you find yourself riding around on a sweeping broom screaming, ’10 points for Gryffindor! Take that Slytherins!’ I'm also a big fan of Team StarKid, so, if you haven't already, go check them out!_ You know you're addicted to A Very Potter Musical and Sequel when... You actually start considering Umbridge/Dumbledore Pairings You feel sorry for Snape and Malfoy randomly You're having a dream and Snape bursts in saying 'What the devil is going on in here?!' Everytime you see Malfoy's name you think 'you little sh*t' You know Lucius Malfoy is an amazing dancer. When someone asks what's wrong you say 'just B*ches ruining my life.' You see the Draco/Dobby Resemblance You know Dumbledore is REALLY supposed to have a Boston accent. You always shout "I'M IN A RAGE!" when you get angry. You know the Goblet of Fire is only a piece of cardboard. You know all wizard farts sound like sneezes. You know Umbridge looks like Voldemort. You know Voldemort would be a tap dancer if he wasn't evil. Any time someone says No Way you go 'LEAVE RIGHT NOW IF YOU THINK THIS AIN'T REAL!' If someone says Stutter, you think 'Don't you tell me to go, and say I'm the one!' You find yourself thinking What is a Hufflepuff? You know there is nothing Red Vines can't do. You fight with people over whether wizards and witches should have wands or swords of Gryffindor. While reading Deathly Hallows you had Voldemort is goin' down stuck in your head. You know Draco's name is pronounced Drahco. You know his full name is 'Draco you godda* little poofer.' You assure people that all respectable wizards wear diapers. When someone talks about Mars your thought process goes straight to Pigfarts. While watching Harry Potter you scream at the TV 'WHERE IS SCARFIE?!' You start shipping for Malfoy/Luna You think Guys Like Potter is the saddest song. Ever. You know the locket was not a Horcrux. The Zefron Poster was. Peter Pettigrew was not an animagus. He was a Taylor Lautner Poster. Donuts are not Horcruxes. They are snacks. You know Lupin has a drinking and cursing problem. Snape is, and always will be... a butt trumpet. Anytime someone goes BLBLBLBLBL! You think Ew, Snape... You don't disrespect the Umbridge. You know Hermione can't draw. You know Lupin can't sing. While watching/reading a Quidditch scene you start thinking 'Somebody's goin' down...' While reading a Draco Malfoy scene you hear Lauren's voice, not Tom Felton's. You know Draco is good now. When tired you scream 'Can't we all just be death eaters?!' Big D and Little D are not constellations to you. You always expect Tom Felton to come rolling on the screen instead of walking. When reading or watching Hermione/Ron scenes you start humming Granger Danger. You know Malfoy had the Time-Turner. Not Hermione. You know it's not over yet. You're making evil plans. With evil hands... You think 'With the way Lucius "walks" it's no surprise Draco is always rolling on the floor...' Centaurs can dance. Umbridge and Firenze... as odd as it may be... are a couple. The invisibility cloak has gotten much smaller... When people say Winnipeg you say 'THAT'S IN CANADA! |
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