In which Merlin sings, Arthur is done with him, Gaius is ignored and Morgana is... Morgana. Merlin's greatest secret is also revealed, but who cares about a tiny thing like that? bamf!Merlin and somewhat a crack fic towards the end.

Well, I finally decided to make use of my multilingual skills on Google Translate, so the Japanese could read this travesty. I'm sorry. さて、私はようやくGoogle翻訳で私の多言語スキルを利用することにしました、それであなたは極東の皆さんはこの悲劇を読むことができました。 ごめんなさい。

"His name's not even Merlin!" Arthur shouted, rounding on his servant again, jabbing a finger in his direction. Merlin flinched. / Arthur's discovered something. And he's not happy about it. No slash.