Before she started dating Jake, Amy thought there were only two kinds of dick pics. Solicited and unsolicited. She's now come to realize there is a third category: humorous. The third kind were sent with the intention of making her snort with laughter because he thought her glasses looked hilarious on his penis and wanted to share that with her.

"Go to sleep you little baby, go to sleep you little baby," Jake sang in the rhythmic tune of the lullaby that's become so familiar now. "Your mama's gone away, and your daddy's gonna stay, didn't leave nobody but the baby," he placed a soft kiss on Amy's protruding belly (7 months!) that he's been rubbing and singing to all morning, and she feels like her heart's gonna burst.

"At that moment, he knows: there is no one else in the world for him; it is Annabeth, and it has always been Annabeth, from the moment he laid eyes on her as a gawky, awkward boy." Percabeth fluff; inspired by the scene in Brooklyn Nine-Nine when Jake has an epiphany and realises he wants to marry Amy.

A collection of drabbles based on New York's finest detectives. Romance/friendship/smut/angst/heartbreak and everything inbetween.

There were a million different emotions Jake expected to feel on his wedding day. Happiness, love, and a long awaited sense of completion. But disappointment certainly was not one of them. Although, in hindsight, with Roger Peralta on the guest list, perhaps Jake really should have expected nothing less. Jake x Amy, Peraltiago wedding oneshot. Rated M for one mature scene.

El hears a new word for the first time, and decides to ask Mike what it means. Takes place 2 years after the events of Season 1. Originally a one-shot, but now multiple chapters. Mileven pairing. Of course, I own nothing :)

I'm really REALLY sorry, but I forgot to save my work on Elstin, so we'll have to wait until next week to read it. In the meantime; follow my baby sis on twitter @ellizabellwrens and read her blog!: thecovinellinora. she's my fav! Until next time! 3