After an encounter with Pirate!Arthur Antonio makes a wish to the Britannia Angel; AU; Conquistador!Spain, Pirate!Arthur;

Second archive, a collection of one or two shots, with Shizuo and his alternates as the uke. Izuo, Tom x Shizuo, Kasuka x Shizuo etc. Most are rated M, I don't own Durarara and as usual contains yaoi. Taking requests too.

Kili has been misbehaving a little too much since Erebor was reclaimed. It's time for Thorin to take matters into his own hands, literally. One shot Warning: Contains Incest

What happens when the short tempered teenager, Shizuo Heiwajima, is stuck alone in detention with his young, most despised teacher, Izaya Orihara? Izaya-sensei gives his stubborn student a little 'private' lesson for discipline. Warning: This is yaoi, and contains mature/adult content! Don't like, don't read please, but if your OTP is Izuo, I hope you enjoy!

England's hands were chillingly cold, but it figured. Spain heard rumors that England was ruthless and cruel—a man of no morals, and no God. It wouldn't come as a surprise if his hands mirrored his heart. Unfortunately for Spain, he was to find all of that out for himself... with only memories of the past and his values of love to keep him alive.

Shizuo is in high-school and is having problems putting up with his annoying teacher. M, age gap, yaoi, smut, Izuo, AU, OOC. Please don't flame, all sex is consensual.

Shizuo got injured in a fight. He bumps into Izaya on his way to the pharmacist. Shizuo just wants to be left alone, but Izaya doesn't seem to feel the same way. Shizaya/Izuo with violence and implied rape.

Captain Arthur Kirkland has been at sea for three months and he wants nothing more than to come home, have a nice meal and sleep. But, the captured Antonio Fernandez Carriedo has decided to misbehave. How will this turn out for them both? Warnings: Tad bit hard core, it is yaoi, rated M for a reason. Human names used and I exhibit no shame in this fic at all.

Spain and England my guilty pleasure...Spain is again captured by England...again. This time, it's, kinda different. Stuff happens...RATED M FOR A REASON

AU: January 2nd, 1985; "Wanted- Band member. Must have patience." Allen Walker's gonna need a whole lot more than just patience to keep up with their world of music and life. :KandaAllen, LaviAllen

Inuyasha learns what it truly means to love someone more than life itself. SesshInu.

spuk smut this time its got all the words sorry bout that my computer is stupid! Arthur finds a new pet to play with contains sexy pirates!

Arthur and Antonio play Pirate in their bedroom, only to cause too much of a ruckus and attract Alfred and Lovino to find out what's going on. After the two enraged nations storm out, the two former pirates get an idea. SMEXY PIRATE PR0NZ AHOY!

Summary: Based on FIFA 2010 soccer game. Spain will do anything to win. Even follow orders from an octopus. –Rated M for tentacles and a cocky octopus. WARNING: fahking tentacles.

Was originally a oneshot but is now a serial, each chapter is unrelated to the others unless otherwise stated. The Dissidia crew try to solve life's great mysteries or share their epic misadventures. from cecil's lips to Sephy's one wing its all fair game

They always had to make up reasons to see each other, and frankly, Arthur's sick of it. UKSpain

After Romano's driving skills send another car to super-car heaven, his boss decides that it's time for him to have something much more modest. Luckily for Romano, Spain's there to help him learn how to appreciate it. RomaSpain. Sex

Arturo's ship is attacked out at sea, but more than gold is taken by the infamous Arthur Kirkland. Warnings: forced, yaoi, spanish, co-written. Sorry for miss translations or lack of translations, am working on getting those fixed as well as new chapters

“I don’t remember…” Lavi started racking his brain for an instance of the name somewhere in his memory. There was nothing there, nothing but for this moment, nothing but black. "I'm Lavi? And you're Tyki? You know me?" YAOI

Dark fic. Rated M for safety. Pirate!England and Pirate!Spain. After the defeat of his Armada, Antonio is left to the cruel, uncaring hands of Arthur.

Deidara and Sasori are very different, and there are a lot of things they don't understand about each other. The Akatsuki, plotting, and mentally scarring leads to eventual DeiSas. has been changed to mature for later chapters

He longed for control, power and dominance. He carefully calculated everything, but a certain blonde always managed to be so unpredictable. It threw him off. It aggravated him. Overall...it scared him. Izuo. Birthday fic for ileana425

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America and Russia decide, on an apparent whim... Well, to play the Random Question Game. And it's destined to be... well, interesting, to say the least, at the very first question: "Америка, who was your first? Were you on top or bottom?"

"Mon ami, do not tell me you are still a virgin!" Prussia, for fear of being caught with his VCard, decides to try to top another nation... Try being the key word...

If Spain were to describe the days he spent with England, it'll be like a gentle kiss on a bruise. UKSpain. Because seme!England deserves his own warning. Oneshot. Slash.

Prussia finds a website that can help him sort out who his favorite pairing stories are. not meant to insult any of your favorite pairings! For pure amusement, human names used, um... guy x guy? And obviously Prussia. rating up for cursing

Just my fills from the Kink meme, because I'm too lazy to post them separately and they aren't long enough for that anyways. Will update slowly, as I need to edit a lot of them. I'll probably still miss things, like always OTL

Poor!Antonio takes out a loan with the mafia and Lovino comes to collect...top!Romanoxbottom!Spain. Warnings:AU, sexual content, prostitution, and cavity-inducing Tio Toño. Complete.

This is a sequel to Never Complained but can be read as without the other. Arthur goes to see Alfred while he is with Ivan, which leads to an argument, which leads to Arthur taking out his sexual frustration on Antonio! US/UK US/Russia UK/Spain Smut

England always found himself at Spain's every July 28th. The day the Spaniards Armada fell. UK/Spain US/UK Spain/Romano.

Prussia… Is sick. Sick and at Austria's house for medical care. With is constant whining, overdramatizing, and… Prussia-ness, what lengths would Austria go to for him to shut up? … You'd be surprised.

She is a hedonist at heart, and they both know it. KoujiRuiYukihina, OT3. A short ficlet on Rui's resolve, or lack thereof. complete.

Because Shizuo was most definitely not on the 'people who get sexually harassed' list. Until now. AU, PWP.

Lavi finds himself playing by someone else's rules...What does it take to break a person? N/C LUCKY

But Food Does, So Stop Complaining! Shinpachi tries to solve the ultimate plothole of Gintama: where Gintoki gets all his money from. ginzura. complete.

Short story about Abel x Tres and donuts AU. WARNING: YAOI.

The Bad Touch Trio strikes again. Although this time their "romantic assistance" will involve one of their own. #4 of TMAMT series.

Ulquiorra gets a heart shaped cookie on his desk, then two in his locker. He has to figure out who's sending them, and what for.

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Got a love problem? Ask Ulquiorra! That's exactly what Grimmjow does. Or rather, threatens him. He gives Ulquiorra a choice: help him or be humiliated. So what's it gonna be? Yaoi. GrimmUlqui. AU. Set in high school.

Ulquiorra noticed how Nnoitra and Grimmjow were tightly gripping the seats. “Are you trash okay?” “We’re f-fine t-thank you!” Nnoitra stuttered out as Aizen started the engine. Rated for language. No pairings. Pure crack.

“Oh, really?” Austria murmured with feigned disinterest, raising the cup of tea to his lips for a careful sip. “And what makes you say that?” - “Because,” Prussia smirked triumphantly, “every time I walk into the room you undress me with your eyes.”

Due to a wish to the Britannia Angel Arthur and Antonio switch places with the British and Spanish Empires during a Word Meeting.

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The Bad Touch Trio decides that America and England need some romantic intervention. Who better to help than the most awesome matchmaking trio ever? #3 of TMAMT series.

Don't accept rides from strangers! Unless, of course, they are the Bad Company Trio - then hitchhike away! Pairings and summary inside, T for Prussia's mouth. Indefinite HIATUS

When Ulquiorra moves into his new house, he thinks the neighbourhood and everyone there are perfect. Until he meets his annoying neighbour, that is. GrimmUlqui. Yaoi.

What happens when Yukimura switches up his homework with something else entirely. Masamune/Yukimura

Squall and Cloud argue about whose weapon is better using nothing but name calling. Why? Because I'm lame. Drabble

The Parent Trap- the newer version- with a Hetalia twist. Romano is a somewhat poor kid from New York, Feliciano a rich kid from Florida. They meet at summer camp without knowing of the other's existence. Chaos ensues. SpainxRomano, GermanyxItaly, USxUK.

Break's side of the story filled with the insanity that fans request. Chapter updates based on reviews. Warning: Sadistic yaoi. Main Pairings: Vincent x Break

There are two rules: 1. The answer to every question is "Sausage" and 2. You laugh, you lose. CRACK AHOY!

The Bad Touch Trio decides to help Germany admit his feelings for Italy. #2 of TMAMT series.

Desire took on many forms and Jecht was no stranger to her devices. In fact, he considered Desire and himself to be very good friends. Imagine his surprise then when Desire took on another guise. Jecht x Kuja

Sephiroth tries to battle Cecil, but things get out of hand way too fast. Perhaps he should just keep bullying Cloud? Silly crack.

Stuck together in a ruined store, Firion, Tidus and Cecil end up playing one of the worst games known to men. Crack. This makes NO SENSE.

Break decides to indulge Reim's fetish for paperwork, and things get... messy. yaoi

Big brother Francis finds himself rather worried after watching Antonio fall for Ivan.

EnglandSpain. Spain decides to visit England unexpectedly.

1940, after the Spanish Civil War: Romano wants to feel needed; Spain wants to feel whole.

Gil has learned a few really useful skills over the years... maybe. Like, how to tie someone else up in ropes. Sort of. Gil/Break

Cloud winds up in an outfit he swore he would never wear again. Crossdressing. Everyone/Cloud.

England/Spain. "You look so beautiful in red."

France gets his own sex advice column in the newspaper! ...uh-oh. Pairs: Prussia/Austria, Russia/Lithuania, US/UK, China/Korea, Spain/Romano, Germany/Italy, Sweden/Finland, France/Canada, onesided Belarus/Russia, and Turkey/Japan with an unknowing Greece.

All of Europe is ready to start a war over Spain's vacant throne. Not that he gets much of a say in the matter.

1940, the meeting of two fascist nations in the aftermath of the Spanish Civil War.

Canada and Spain decide to switch clothes.

The many misadventures of Elliot Nightray as he tries to woo one heir of Vessalius. Wherein Elliot is desperate, Oz is oblivious, and Reo's trashy romance novels aren't helping at all. Elliot/Oz , cracky humor fun.

Even the mightest warriors need a break. CecilFirion flavored one-shot.

“Wait,” America said, a look of deep concentration on his face. “You…No. No way.” A look of horror crossed his face. “You didn’t. Please. Please tell me you didn’t. Not right next to us.”

Phone calls this early in the morning are never a good thing, Kanda discovers. Especially when the person calling is a crackpot hell bent on immortalizing himself before graduation. KandaLavi, high school AU.

Collection of Spain/S.Italy/Spain short fics. 12. Turtles!

These must have been the underwear that Spain wore when he did all that bullfighting business because, bon Dieu, France had seen the pants that Spain wore and they were tight.

Prussia/Latvia. Prussia likes little boys.

Eyes that go blind are considered worthless. / Kojuurou-centric, between episodes six and seven.

Break. Gil. Tentacles. I MAKE NO APOLOGIES. Takes place soon after Gil acquires Raven.

Usually, older brothers are able to beat their younger brothers in almost everything. But then again, Romano and Feliciano aren't your ordinary brothers. Italy-centric with their boytoys Germany and Spain. T for some sexual banter.

HIATUS - Once, Sirius Black decided to play a very nasty prank on Severus Snape. Sirius told him to go to the Willow and follow a tunnel to get a big surprise. When James Potter heard, he raced to save Snape before he met the wolf. But what if he was too late?

Romano is having issues with the truth. He blames the room. Stupid Spain/S. Italy oneshot. Warnings: Human names, Implied sex, a considerable amount of fluff, and Romano's potty mouth.

Alfred discovers the horrors of fanfiction and reads about a supposed scene, or ten, that took place between him and Arthur when he was younger. Alfred then freaks out. A lot. Kool-Aid is spat onto the computer screen and nothing is sacred...

England is just trying to return home, but Spain and France want to make life difficult.

It's LiamXBreak so don't read if you don't like this pairing... Please R&R. This is my second Pandora Hearts fic about another character whose personality I'm not too sure about.

Lavi's troublemaking earns him and Kanda a punishment of laundry duty. And if there's something Kanda won't let Lavi to get away with, it's staring at Lenalee's dirty underwear. KandaLavi, Yuvi, yaoi, part-crack. For the LaviYu day.

AU: Deidara finds himself part of an investigations team for the murder of Sandaime, but the murderer is more than meets the eye; leaving Deidara to realize that his heart, mind and body have fallen captive to a fifteen-year-old psychopath.

Oz/Raven. Drunken antics Oz will never, ever live down, and he's not even the one who's drunk. Gag fic. Warning for mature content and Break.

AU: Top model Yuu Kanda gets stuck with famous actor Allen Walker, and they can't seem to get along... outside the modeling set, anyway. But that's okay, they'll have to warm up to each other at some point... but not now. :KandaAllen: :Hiatus forever:

In which saving the world includes frequent stops for ice cream. Excessive amounts of CRACK featuring Cloud, Squall, and a KH reference or two. No pairings.

Masamune/Yukimura and a sparring session gone out of hand. Hurt/comfort, rated for blood.

In the immortal words of Ellen DeGeneres: "Well, my hope is someday, it won't be called a contract, it'll be called marriage." Tyki/Lavi fluff with a granola-bar-liberal!ending. Rated T for extremely mild language.

What does Japan do when he develops a prototype for a new camera? Test it out, of course! Various pairings with a stalkerish Japan.

The nations face off in a car race. Romano has road rage, Prussia and Hungary are terrible backseat drivers, China makes some road kill, America refuses to ask for directions, England drives on the wrong side of the road, and Spain admires the scenery.

AU: Francis could most likely seduce anybody, and that is the truth. In fact, he has a record of successful seduction attempts--just, not in this uptight university. :France/United Kingdoms/America Russia/Lithuania

Ulquiorra has left Aizen's army and Ichigo has been assigned to watch over him. Can Ichigo cope with watching over the ever curious, beautiful arrancar? IchiUlqui. Fluff. Yaoi.

World War II: Grimmjaw is an exhausted U.S. soldier, dragging his platoon through dirt, dead bodies, and despair. Ulquiorra is a detached German officer, efficient, obedient, and ready to serve his country. A piece of shrapnel brings the two together.

When's mating season for humans?" "Humans can have children whenever they want, Greece-san..." Throw in a bunch of kitties and a like for doing things outside with this dialouge and you've got yourself one heck of a oneshot. Greece/Japan

If looks could kill, Arthur would be dead five times over... SpainxEngland Elizabethan Era

“So, apparently we're having wild gay sex." "…Excuse me?" Squall, Cloud, and a discussion about fangirls that goes awry. 7x8 crack PWP, Squall solo.

Now that Spain had discovered how he felt, telling was the next obsticle...Spain/SItaly

And lo, Square took pity upon Its characters, and It said, "Let there be laundromats!"

So why was he dressed up like the tooth fairy again? Drabble, slight Abel x Tres, happy reading.

A collection of stories based on animated Disney movies. First, the Beauty and the Beast: "It wasn't like Tyki asked to be cursed, but the crazy bit--well, witch was dripping her ugly on his doorstep."

Itachi has a mission, one which is quite...special. And Kisame, who would rather jump off a cliff, has been roped into helping him. :ItaSasu

KandaLavi. "You...stabbed me, Yuu...chan..." Yuu Kanda has always been in control, but the day he loses that equilibrium, he makes the biggest mistake of his life. Last chapter posted!

If this was really what Sasori wanted, then he would so willingly give it to him. How could he deny the sweet boy of what he needed, anyhow? If it was his life that the redhead wanted, then of course he could take it. Sandaime x Sasori, T for violence.

Oneshot. Gyula x Tres. Alternate Act Two in manga: Gyula has a rather different set of orders for his loyal, beautiful military officer to follow for him. My usual yaoi, folks.

... He felt sore. Apparently, it's not as great as they make it out to be in movies. KandaLavi, rated M for a reason.

And she said no, she said no, no, no. KandaMiranda. Deathfic. Because ashes taste bitter.

Allen and Lavi discover something horrible—Kanda likes Lenalee. They respond to this by pushing him out a fourth-floor window and into the manure pile. And it just goes downhill from there.

Kanda doesn't bother to treat those closest to him nicely, while Lavi's unconditional love for him seems to be another form of the same madness. LaviYu, Yuvi, KandaLavi, yaoi, violence, angst.

CRACK: In which Tyki's glasses, for reasons unknown, break. And the Earl gives him a new pair that, for reasons unwanted, can see through clothes. :Tyki/Allen

Because it was weird, loving a guy who could probably make a better-looking woman than she could. KandaMiranda

Remus and Sirius have been dating for months. It's perfect until Remus loses a bet and has to do ANYTHING Sirius wants. Guarantees laughs and slashy-goodness. Don't read if it's not your cup of tea, but you're missing great tea! Marauders' era. Remus' PoV

Kanda remembers percent, remembers how, how fifty is half of a hundred, and if you have anything above fifty percent of something, nobody can have more than you. RK drabbles.

Sasuke wants Itachi in bed. Need I say more? Rated M for a very good reason, peoples.

KuroFai. Another world, another job, and Kurogane and Fai are building one huge resume. Occupation twenty six: Trust takes years to build and seconds to shatter but they won't lose their trust in each other, though a child's song pulls them towards death

Las Noches has caught the romance novel bug! And it seems that Ulquiorra has taken an interest as well though it wasn't for the books--more for someone else. UlquiGrimm Yaoi

DGM Kink Meme request I filled: Cross/Lavi. Lavi joking Kanda shouldn't face Cross or the General would hit on him due to Kanda being as cute as a girl, so Lavi is very surprised the General hits on him instead.

AU: Meet Kanda, oddball cop with a love of arresting innocent civilians. And Allen, oddball college student/innocent civilian. And Lenalee, the not-so-oddball cop. And Lavi, the drug dealer, but that isn't suspicious at all. :CRACK

-AU shonen ai- -SasoDei, KisaIta- Dumped in a mental institute, Sasori is befriended by a pyromaniac by the name of Deidara. With the help of Deidara, Sasori struggles to face the past he is so desperately trying to forget.

Two Highway Patrol Officers stop a couple with some very odd results

AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso

A promise was made when the two seperated. Now they are to be reunited. Have they kept their promise to preserve their feelings of love?Or have they changed too much to truly care anymore? opposites sequel yaoi yuri KandaAllen TykiLavi RhodeLenalee Permanent Hiatus

The irritable worker who hates his job, the annoying customer, and the bastard of a manager. Who ever said life wasn't worth it? [AU, SasuNaruSai]

same as Demon fox love new title Kyuubi paused looking at the 2 Uchiha's and Sai. I'd like him to move in with you.. and possibly find a mate. What happens when Naruto moves in with our 2 fav. Uchihas? ItaNaru SasuNaru ..slight SaiNaru BEING REWRITTEN

[AU] What happens when local emo kid Sasuke gets tackled by star football player Suigetsu? He breaks his arm, that's what. And now Suigetsu's sticking with him for quite a while. [SuiSasu, CRACK]

.::Yaoi/Lemon::. As much as Allen wants to save the world from the Earl... sometimes, other things just get in the way. Tyki x Allen

Sequel to [Happy Heero, Monotone Duo]. Pilots have terrible luck. Gundam pilots have worse. Zechs is being stalked, harmony shatters and of course Heero and Duo get the trying task of replacing the pieces with a little help! 1x2, 3x4 13x6 eventual 5x6

A manual-structured fic that's a guide to owning a Tyki-pon Tyki pet in Japanese... or close to that. Written with Lavi in mind as the owner but pairing is open. The Tyki-pon is Hoshino's! Please read and enjoy! Care and Feeding of Moyashi may come late

Regardless of music, it was said: "Can you tango?" Tyki/Lenalee

Ulquiorra finds a… unique new way to get coffee. GrimmUlqui, Yaoi

AU. When Roxas went to visit Radiant Garden University for a band workshop, he was hoping to meet a good looking college man. He got more than he'd expected with Axel. AkuRoku with RikuSora, LeonCloud, and others.

AU. Mello and Matt are top students at a prestigious art school, both of whom are in a creative rut. When a new student, Near, arrives, the three are pushed together. Maybe they can help each other out if they dont kill each other first. Mello x Near.

AU: When the man proclaimed 'I must be sane', Sasori replied 'Yes, in your head at best.' :ItaSaso, Prequel to Bomber, Baby:

Worried that they have somehow displeased their god, the village of Konoha now tries to make amends by confronting their god with a virgin sacrifice: Uchiha Sasuke. NaruSasu. AU.

When their weekly plans are threatened, how far will Duo go to keep Heero's company? A 1X2 Valentine's Day get-together story...that means yaoi, folks.

Why is Itachi almost always seme ‘cept when Kisame saves the day? And why are there so few ItaSaso or SasoIta fan fictions? Why does Itachi’s mind never run wild with fantasies starring our favorite Akasuna? Maybe I’ll put an end to this tyranny...

Itachi can't sleep at night, and it isn't because of nightmares or teenage hormones. It's because the most annoying Akatsuki pair ever, Sasori and Orochimaru, just won't shut up. /Orosaso if you squint/ /SERIOUSLY OOC CRACK/ /oneshot/

In which Sasuke can almost taste the victory but ends up getting a mouthful of defeat. NaruSasu

Tyki’s alone and bored in this particular train ride, until Allen shows up with strip poker as entertainment. Tyki x Allen, uke molest.

Most people become Preventers to maintain world peace. Most people, except Duo. Revised 27 May 2010.

Heero isn't thrilled when Relena hires someone to plan their wedding, but once he meets the young man, he's downright unhappy. Duo Maxwell is friendly, good looking, and spending way too much time with Relena...Heero's jealousy knows no bounds.

[Oneshot.Slight 1x2.] You know those fics where Duo’s horribly abused and needs a dashing savior like Heero to put the pieces back together? Yeah, this isn’t one of those.

[AU] So Deidara had said 'I thought you were dead,' and Sasori replied 'No, but you might be though.' [DeiSaso] [Sequel to Bomber, Baby]

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

HK, shounenai. 40th: Set immediately after chapter 30 of this fic. Kurama is devious. Hiei is sleepy. Obviously, Hiei stands not a whisper of a chance.

Hiei makes an offer. Yusuke gapes. Kurama does not make things easy. So what else is new? Shounenai, HK, HieiKuramaYusuke implications.

Watch, as Naruto tries to bag his very own Uchiha. NaruSasu

Four boys in the juvenile justice system receive a last chance to make something of their futures. Will boot camp make or break them? And can they ever learn to be a team?

[AU] And the terrorist claimed, 'Art is a BANG' while Sasori said 'Not', and almost got shot. [DeiSaso]

In a moment of madness, Remus agrees to date James to get Sirius jealous. SiriusRemus Slash R&R

Enough was enough. He'd looked at all the possible courses of action and their consequences. He'd researched it intensively. It was time to cut the damn hair.

[AU, OOC] My dog has been eating an alarming amount of chocolate, and I thought that maybe I should get this checked out. [CRACK!fic]

It's the chapter we've all been waiting for...FAN SERVICE. Sirius and Remus fight over Snape. Oh the humanity! Will Dumbledore stop at nothing to boost the ratings? NOT SLASH! Chp 6, Voldie vs. Albie, over Snape?

Kanda and Allen are complete opposites, but maybe that's a good thing? They'll find out for themselves if opposites really do attract. Meanwhile outside forces will play cruel tricks on their friends, and them. KanAre TykiLavi RhodeLena yaoiyuri

Sometimes the smallest gestures can be impossible to perform. And then again, sometimes not. [Drabble. Slash. SaixAxel. Mild OoC. SHAMELESS FLUFF. Don't know what got into me.]

Shiori's love life has left much to be desired, and it's all her son's fault. Kurama feels justified. Hiei is amused. Shiori's dates are not. Genfic, vaguely HK if you use your jagan.

Duo and Heero wake up to find something incredibly wrong! They've switched bodies! And now they have to find out how to undo it with out the others discovering! Too bad they didn't realize love had something to do with it... COMPLETE [Entirely Edited]

It’s about Drama!Geeks, Itachi, Sasuke, and an overload of brotherly lurve. [AU, Uchihacest] [CRACK]

Mission Description: Babysit the Tsuchikage’s eightyearold son for the next two days.Mission Objective: Buy the kid lots of candy and entertain him so he can tell daddy all about his fun day. Teen!Sasori, Kid!Deidara, SasoDei, fluff, no longer oneshot.

Itachi can't help but overhear a strange conversation.

Or The Diary of Ulquiorra Schiffer

What happens when Sasori makes 'the anouncement? Will Deidara survive the week? Or will he get Sasori's attention again? Read to find out! Akatsuki crack fic. Shounen Ai, SasorixDeidara

Ikkazu and a little Sanzu. yaoi. Sometimes winning a bet and losing a bet can be equally satisfying.

Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke are not in need of counseling. Or so they say. [Uchihacest, One shot, PWP]

It always started with a simple request. A request that would turn into something more once hands were pinned to the wall... Marluxia x Axel, lemon, yaoi Oneshot

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

[AU] A charged tale about a rejected teenager and the call that, well, didn't change his life very much, but you know what I mean. [Marluxia x Axel][Crack]

Because who doesn't want him? Crackfic. KuroganeFai, ChiFai, AshuraFai, SeishirouFai, SyaoranFai, MokoFai, SakuraFai...you get the idea.

Parody of several SiriusRemus clichés in the world of fan fiction. I include some JamesLily too!

Tres & Esther. "Humans live to die, and that is a very well known fact, Sister Esther." And then Esther smiled, because this cool, efficient man knew so much and so little all at the same time. "Then what do androids live for, Tres?"

Annoyed at cliche SasuNaru fics? Well, you're in good company and this fic is just the one for you. Basically, I make fun of bad SasuNaru fics. Very amusing.

Sasuke's over hating Itachi, now it's all about winning his heart. And Naruto's going to help. [Uchihacest]

Things go downhill quick after Naruto meets Itachi in a bar. Drinking, sex, and a fair amount of stupidity. NaruIta yaoi. That's right, NaruIta. You're only going to read this because you're curious. Now with more stupidity! ItaNaru.

Happy B'day Cloud. Cloud gets laid, multiple times. VincentxCloud, VincentxLaguna, CloudxTidus, TidusxWakka, CloudxWakka, CloudxIrvine, CloudxSquall. Yaoi, one shot. R&R please.

[CRACK] Kamui keeps getting mistaken for a girl and Subaru's attempts to console him only backfire...

Because it's the only thing you can do until the end. [Uchihacest]

Itachi just didn't know when to stop talking. [Uchihacest]

Fai's magic cannot bring back the past. Ashura's dreams cannot create a future. Only snow and ice lie in Celes. Only the castle will remember their story. Some spoilers

I will give you 30 different ways to totally piss off Itachi, Deidara, Zetsu, Sasori, the Leader, and Tobi. Lets the fun start

When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!

Leon. Leon was… indescribably hot. Leon was, so to speak, the wettest of all wet... [LeonCloud] drabble, nothing special at all.

*ItaNaru, SasoDeida, KakuHida and eventually others later on* Drabbles with Akatsuki!Naruto. Now second drabble up: Art

Riku's way of handling heartbreak. [RikuSora]

The truth was, it didn't matter to the twins whether or not people could tell them apart.

Set preCoM. Spoilers. Namine hears many stories before bedtime, each as different as the Organization member who tells them.

Uchiha Itachi takes the necessary steps to make the clan he always wanted.

[One Shot]After an Organization mission, Demyx asks Axel about one of Organization XIII's lesser mysteries.

Demyx has a few questions for an annoyed Axel.

Crackish SK, moderate yaoi. reposted. A romantic night in goes horribly wrong..

Subaru invites Fuuma in for tea after X17. [Omakex5: The final chapter in which Fuuma wakes up to something truly horrifying.]

The comedy of how Remus and Sirius got together.

All Vincent Valentine wants for Christmas is the shining new Death Penalty, but everybody seems to think he's just going to shoot his eye out... yes. A Parody on that. MRE takes an adventure on the goofy side... .

Remus Lupin is a shy, innocent London schoolboy. Sirius Black is a intimidating, mysterious young man with a startling background and attitude to spare. When the two cross paths, it becomes a matter of fate... and obsession. -COMPLETE-

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.

...Zack can read Cloud's POV, and the General is obsessed with a certain activity... or two... or three. SxCxZ [Yaoi Language way and intentional OOC moments mass confusion. Sorry.]

SLASH. Sirius likes wizard glam rock: glitter, glam and crazy music. Remus likes the quiet life: tea, Mozart and charms essays.

A hopefully useful and basic guide to writing good, quality 1x2 fanfiction

Take a peek into the personal emails of the X characters as the Promised Day grows closer!

A GW/Ranma 1/2 fusion. The Gundam pilots and various members of OZ have a most unfortunate encounter with a certain valley of cursed springs.

Who is really on top? And who will win the bet? 1x2x1

(On hiatus, NOT dead. Please see profile for details.) Zack and Cloud are trapped as specimens in Hojo's lab, and, as Cloud's condition worsens, Zack is tormented by memories as he tries to come up with a plan of escape.

Remus Lupin and Severus Snape share a quiet moment that melts the hostility between them.

A "Relena Knows Something" story. What if Relena Peacecraft finds out about Duo Maxwell's darkest secret? Will anyone believe her when she tries to expose that secret?