Hello! It's Any-Clan, the recommissioned Any59! You can also find me on FictionPress as Any59.0!

Name: Katie. No, it's not short for Katherine or Katharine or however you spell it! (I actually hate the name Katherine/Katharine.)

Age: 15

Height: 5' 2"

Hair Color: Blonde and red

Gender: female

Sexual Orientation: I'm bi

My profile pic is my family's coat of arms or family crest. I give full credit to who originally did it. And all it says on the banners are my last name and Ireland, were my family immigrated from. We came from the Inishowen peninsula, in the county Donegal, in the providence of Ulster. Many of us immigrated to the E.U. during colonial times. When the Revolutionary war broke out, many of the Irish took the side of the English, and moved to Canada. My family members were skilled potters, so when they decided to move up to Canada, some decided to move down to Liverpool, Ohio. I now live in Cleveland, when my parents moved there after they got married.

So, I want to inform you that this account is no longer on the 3-day rule (or, if you haven't read my other stuff, I update every 3 days), it is at the mercy of my FP.C account. Fanfiction is not, nor has it ever been, more important than my original work. Any59.0 still is on the 3-day rule, so count on some-what regular updates.

Story Ideas:

Two Rivers (Hetalia)- the Italy bros are slaves working in the fields of Mesopotamia after one of England's spells goes wrong. Inspired by "The Land Between Two Rivers" by John Jacobson and a group of Hetalia cosplayers that I work with.

It's a Tunic (Hetalia)- Holy Rome and Chibitalia get transported to Dig It! world via an old bible and/or spell book. As they travel in attempts to get home, the learn a lot about history.

The Peace! (Crossover KDU-Heta) The Axis Powers manage to fall through the time-space continuum and land in West Tokyo and meet the Good Douji Club. Learning that Ultimo can control time and space, they fake being the good guys in order to get back home and continue to be bad.

Do You Love Me (Crossover Naruto-Pucca/Puka) No-one's heard of the Sooga village. That is, except for Neji and Hinata. So when Gai challenges Neji, he pulls TenTen and Rock Lee into the mix. Together they become Team Pucca, but soon are facing off against Tobe and Tobi from the Akastuki.

The Addams Family Musical (KDU-Addams Family) It is known that the douji weren't immediately put out into our world. But what did they do? The Addams Family musical with the douji as the cast. Dunstan may learn a lesson or two from Gomez (Vice) and Mal (Ultimo) when they pair up one night in a graveyard to re-enact the entire thing (much to Ultimo's dismay)!

A Mid-Summer's Nightmare (KDU) Ulti's first week back with Yamato was hard. Really, it was. After 900 years, he came back. So of course, there's going to be a little separation anxiety and a few nightmares. Nothing to worry about. And Master will never know as long as he doesn't wake up in the middle of the night.

Far, Far Away (KDU) Post-Funeral fic. If good people go to Heaven, and all dogs go to Heaven, then what about Douji? And is Ultimo really gone? Or does Dunstan have one final plight?

The Horned Women (Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt) The Demon sister come from a large family called the Akuma family. They have 10 cousins either older or younger than them, and they all frequently (about 4 times a year) get together for a family pique-nique. They decide it's time to let the youngest, Akuma Pure of the 12 Horns, spend some much needed Demon Sister time, since they live so far away. But poor Pure-chan isn't exactly the straight cut sort of Demon Miss Scanty hopes for, but at least 'big sister' Kneesocks understands...sorta.

D'Italia (Heta) Feliciana Vargas is the house maid of Roderich and Elizebeta. Or is it daughter? Anyways, the 30 Years war is over, and a veteran named Ludwig now lives in her town. He is poor and hated, and she is forbidden from talking to him. Yet they fall in love. Sort of a Romeo and Juliet

Blunt Force (KDU) "I am Katniss Everdean!" The young girl screamed, letting the arrow fly and hitting her enemy in the chest, its point touching his spirit sphere. As he fell, she watched, knowing that the God that had saved her would help his friend, despite the fact that he was evil. But Kitty needed to get home to make dinner for Mary, and maybe Audrey would come, too. If Dell came home, then she could pretend they were a family. Funeral Fic

To Love is Not a Sin (KDU) Pre-Funeral fic. Hello. My name is Copelia. I am a puppet, and I am deeply in love with my husband, who is away. He's fighting in the war. Oh, his name? Why, his name is Ultimo, and I just can't wait for him to come home. Hello. My name is Ultimo. I am a soldier for Dunstan, and madly in love with my wife. What does she look like? Well, she looks just like Lady Gekko.

Tell Me, What's Your Name? (KDU) The Funeral is tomorrow, but nobody's focused on it! And no one will with Hakuchi, Mayaku, and Tonchiki around! The 'Baka Trio' are tried of being 'second tier' on war-front roster, and they are determined to make as much mischief as possible. Warning! Story contains: excessive texting, coloring books, a Power Rangers rip-off, and much much more. inspired by 'Triple Baka' by Hatsune Miku

To Learn To Love (KDU) Yoichi and Service have just defeated Desir, and have told Sumako to teach Desir true love. Little did they know, Desir had already fallen in love. But not with just anyone. He had fallen in love with the little sparrow who had defeated him, and the rabbit was determined to make Service his.

Omnos (Hetalia) Deep in the forests of Norway, there is a woman named Omnos. She isn't a fairy, but she isn't a human, nor is she a half-breed. One day, Norway meets her, enchanted by her songs. Unfortunately for him, being the only one who can see her, the other Nordics think that he has lost his mind. What can he do to convince them?

Rated M For Ridiculous(KDU) One day, Vice, Jeal, Rage, and Desir steal Ulti out of the sky. They abuse him and rape him. Ulti eventually escapes, but comes back to Yamato traumatized and scarred. Yamato, wanting to relieve his douji of the pain, tries to help . NSFW

Story Progress:

Every Waking Moment: Hiatus

The Missing BartholoMew-Mew: Infrequent updates (might as well be on hiatus)

Musashi and the English Alphabet: In progress (aka I don't know)

This Was It: very infrequent updates (yeah, it's on hiatus)

Wrecking Ball: who knows when it'll update

Soooo I was just thinking about something recently .. There are people out there who probably think they're friends are freaks because they're just like me; They write fanfiction or draw fanart. What bothers me even more is that these same people have different fads. Seriously, let's let people rant about how hot One Direction or Justin Beiber is, yet we can't say anything about our fandoms without getting smacked ..?!? (True story bro, Xx-MelodyShark-xX has gotten hit for talking about APH a few times before, yet they never cared when she ranted about Mario .. It's really interesting, I guess.) I guess that this is where this idea came from. Now, I know it's nothing too special, but I still think it'd be cool to show those people this list. Go ahead, she'll let you. After all, she wrote it for that specific reason ..!

You say ONE DIRECTION, I say ALLIED POWERS.

You say JUSTIN BEIBER, I say MATTHEW WILLIAMS.

You say FINAL DESTINATION, I say HETAONI.

You say ROMEO X JULIET, I say SWITZERLAND X LIECHTENSTEIN.

You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL, I say GAUKEN!HETALIA.

You say MARIO BROTHERS, I say FELICIANO AND LOVINO VARGAS.

You say BEETHOVEN, I say RODERICH EDELSTEIN.

You say HELLO KITTY, I say SHINATTY-CHAN.

You say NATIONAL ANTHEM, I say MARUKAITE CHIKYUU.

You say SUPER MAN, I say ALFRED F. JONES.

You say PEDOBEAR, I say ANTONIO FERNANDEZ CARRIDO

You say NYAN CAT, I say FLYING MINT BUNNY.

You say TEAM EDWARD & JACOB, I say FrUK & UsUK.

You say we're FREAKS, I say we're FANS.

Why don't you just think about that for a second, haters ..? There are everyday fads that we see, and we have a right to follow the ones that we choose. I don't deserve to get slapped every time I talk about who my favorite character is, it's just not fair when I hear you talk about how much you love Twilight or something.

Just. Stop. Fangirls are humans, not just a bunch of hormonal teenage girls who only care when people are talking about her fandoms. We have outside lives. We have families to make plans with. We're just regular human beings, inside and out. We don't deserve to get treated the way that some of us do ..!

If you are a fangirl, and people don't mind you, you're very lucky. Xx-MelodyShark-xX has had it worse, but does it look like we care? If we actually did care, we wouldn't be here. She would've given up two years ago, when she was just another Mario fangirl. If you're in love with the series and what you do, never give up, no matter what people tell you to do.

After all, haters gonna' hate, right ..? xD

COMMON SENSE: Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing (this is really disturbing to me because of TheGweny's 'WITCRACKBUNS' go check it out and see why...TheGweny if you're reading this...)

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I have STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (I actually AM a loser)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie (I'm a hippie. and a beatnik.)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, I so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBIE.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends.

Parings I ship:

RuKa, GerIta, LLight, MattMello, PruCan, Cubvia, Norstria, SuFin, HREChibitalia, UKUS, YamaMo, ParVice, ParLow, JealUne, DesVice, KaiRi, MattiDia, NaruHina, SaSu

It's all fun and games until someone pops an eye out. Then hey...free eyeball! (this quote I got a a book fair from a book mark made by some kid in Goose Creek, SC)

The darkest hour is right before dawn -a pear I got from a fortune-telling clam

Be yourself, everyone else is taken -demotivational poster

"'Cuz when your back's against the wall, that's when you show no fear at all...and when you're running out of time, that's when you get your stars a lined...we won't be leaving by the same road that we came by..." -Kaene

"I'm to tired to fight and yet to scared to run." -Kaene

"Don't you just love good-byes?" Mew, 156

"You can always see it comin', but you can never stop it..." Cowboy Junkies, Bea's song (River Trilogy part 2)

"She started shaking to that fine, fine music!" The Velvet Underground, Rock and Roll

"Making islands where no islands should go..." Death Cab For Cutie, Transatlanantisicm

"To readjust you gotta trust that all the fuss is just a minor thing..." Red Hot Chili Peppers, Minor Thing

"Can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling..." Radiohead, Fake Plastic Trees

"I'm falling apart to a song about hips and hears..." Fall Out Boy, Get Busy Living of Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part to Save the Scene and Stop Going to Shows)

"Amazed to stumble where gods got lost..." Patti Smith, Beneath The Southern Cross

"I wanna always feel like a part of this was mine..." Jimmy Eat World, A Praise Chourus

...I'll have more quotes when I feel like going around and searching for all of them, 'cuz I know a few...