You have entered the sacred dojo of the one and only Mr. True Man. We are but humble students of Mr. True Man seeking to carry out his life's goals; to recount the events of our beloved childhood memories such as Super Mario, Halo, and others.

We have traveled to the far off lands of the Mushroom Kingdom to get eye-witness reports from Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser, and many of the other surviving subjects from Ninteno's famous series to learn and document their true misadventures. We use this site to show the world the side of them that Nintendo doesn't want you to know; the whole, honest, and truthful truth, straight from the plumbers themselves.

Our work is never done. Although many accounts have been made, the quality of some of them are only rough translations, hastily put together and submitted in a rush in order to get the truth to you. In addition to inputting new information into this database, it is also our goal to revise some of the old information in order to make it as clear and easily readable as possible. As more information reaches us, and as our style of writing improves, we will continue to improve and expand our database of purely true stories.