Well I'm Ashley.

I live in pretty much the middle of nowhere.

I love to read and ride horses. WESTERN ALL THE WAY. Not that stupid English crap. Nothing against English riders, just the style. Uhg. I love to debate about it so go ahead say something about it! Unless you don't know what you are talking about or just want to dis horses and riding in general.

Why CatalystAsh?

I seem to act as a catalyst for trouble. And my name is Ashley, see how that works? I could explain more, but those are stories I don't feel I need to share with the entire world.

Most or all my FanFics will be Twilight, since me and my friends are either obsessing or on the verge of obsessing...

I just started writing my first FanFic, No Second Chances. So if you like it read it! If you don't you can tell what is wrong with it or you can totally ignore it. Your choice. I will also be starting one that is a little more whimsical (is that the correct spelling??) with one of my friends. I won't tell you what it is about, you will have to wait and see...

I'm not the best at spelling so if you have any corrections in future FanFics don't be afraid to tell me.

I'm am an aboslute Jacob Black lover and think he is a much better choice for Bella (for all of you left in the dark by this comment, Jacob is a character in the Twilight series) And will argue all day about it.

Seriously, I'd much rather have a werewolf than a bloodsucker as a boyfriend. Yes, bloodsucker, you heard me.

But in all seriousness, I love Edward too, he just wouldn't be my choice. I wouldn't be able to ignore the age difference. Even if he was forever 17, it'd just be extremely weird.

Okay, enough about Twilight.

So a muffin joke. My idiot told me it. So lame, but it made me smile.

Two muffins were in an oven and one muffin said to the other: "is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

and the other muffin said: "OMG a talking muffin!"

My peeves about this site

The people BEGGING for reviewers. No offense, but thats sorta dumb.

Taking direct quotes from the story. I can understand taking some for effect, but complete dialouge is too much. Please, a little more originality. (once again, why I am taking my time in putting up a story. Quality&Orginality

And honestly, why do we need FanFics that are lists of SONGS and CLICHES that remind us of the characters. why. why. why? Please someone enlighten me.

Well, I promise to try and not be a hypocrit about my peeves, but I cannot promise I shall prevail. I do personally use cliches, but I will not saturate my stories with them and swear not to post lits of them or of songs for that matter.

I mean no offense to anyone, I am merely stating my opinions