Buenas noches. I am The Awesomeness, or you can call me A for short. Contestshippers used to know me as Chaotic Dork back in my youth (I'm an old hag now, hehehe). I haven't been on my Chaotic Dork account for almost three years, so that's why they deleted it...

Yeah.

I go to an art school where nonconformism is worshipped. I do consider myself Goth (never Emo) but I don't strictly abide by their code. I plan on becoming a English major in college and subsequently an author. I'm working on a novel so updates will likely be infrequent. I'm bisexual; I admittedly have a celebrity crush on Olivia Munn, because she's hot and she's getting pretty fucking famous (so proud of her!). I'm a chronic depressive, which is one of the reasons why I'm much calmer than I was when I first started Fanfiction. Hell, when I first was on this website, I was the dorkiest Contestshipper around. My love for contestshipping has been demolished, unfortunately, but I do plan to reference it in future pokemon fanfictions.

A note to my past fans: Jewel and Tsuki died. T_T

But they've been resurrected in my novel. So if I am ever published... watch out for them. They are WAY different though.

Other things about me, hm, well I'm a feminist and pretty fucking proud of it. I even started getting into riot grrl music along with my usual rock and metal. I'm in the International Studies department in my art school, where Spanish is my main focus. And I do love my Spanish, assholes who think Spanish is boring. I think it's fun. I'm also a gore enthusiast and soak up almost every horror movie. I just hope they don't murder Nightmare on Elm Street. I'm also atheist, but I don't support Satan or anything.

Other interests include drawing, painting, sleeping, listening to music, playing video games, and bothering my English teacher.

Stephen King is my literary inspiration. He's losing his mind now that he's in his 60's though...

I'm not too big on romance stuff. I've only read two hardcore romance novels and (beside the lemon scenes, which were fun but annoyingly fluffy) got nauseous because of them. I still write about romance because my characters ALWAYS fall in love and blah blah blah... but most romances in my stories don't work out too well... (UPDATE: The only couple I love is Crowley/Aziraphale. Besides that, meh...)

Heh.

I've been a hardcore Pokemon fan since I was eight and will always be. My prediction of the remake of Gold/Silver/Crystal came true, motherfuckers! I can't wait for Pokemon Black and White, but it'll take forever. They better reintroduce Team Rocket and have Dark/Dragon type pokemon. It'll be wicked.

And, I'll leave you off with a list of people who need to get shanked.

Shanked: v. getting stabbed with a homemade knife

List of People Who Need to Get Shanked:

Tsuki Black (my character and my character only, rawr, get away from him)

Stephenie Meyer

George Bush

Arnold Schwarznegger

Twilight fans

my Summer School P.E. Coach

kids at Summer School

Sexist People

Racist People

White Supremacists

Whiny People

Stoic People

People in general

romance novelists

Masculinists

Harry Potter

the Government

Homophobes

Preps

fans rebelling the release of Left 4 Dead 2

Teachers

Gynocologists

Telemarketers

Dentists

(if you want, PM me so I can add this list. i'll think of more later.)

Well, adios, my good friends and have a lovely day!