IRRASSHIMASE

Ahh, you do not know of my talents. Or my name. Let me introduve myself, I am yumiGAYA. I am the 5th seat of Gotei 11, and I am, I like to say, very b e a u t i f u l ~. Wouldn't you agree? But anywhoooo... I like pampering myself, and getting various presents from various people. But please, people of Rukongai, do not be fooled by name my, it may say "yumiGAYA", but I wish to make it clear that I'm NOT GAY!! I am just very b e a u t i f u l. As b e a u t i f u l as a raining night, where the stars can be clearly seen (hey, I said i was b e a u t i f u l, not smart).

HOTsu: Oh yumiGAYA, will you shut it! I'm trying to finish my paperwork here, but it is a difficult task to do when you're blabbering on about NOTHING!!

(teary eyes) DEMO TAICHOU!! I was talking about how very pretty I was. I am pretty, oh-so pretty, I am pretty, and witty and...

HOTsu: ...And gay?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! I AM NOT GAY!! unless you mean happy, then yes, I am 'gay' BUT I AM NOT A CLOSETED HOMOSEXUAL!!

HOTsu: hn, you keep telling yourself that...-.-

BUT I'M NOT!! OOOOOOHHH!! A hot guy!!

HOTsu: My point has been proven. hn, I was right after all, Matsumoto owes me 8000 yen.

SO WHAT!? He was CUTE! besides, "shortie-chan", you have no reason to be poking fun at me!

HOTsu: angry WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?

Funny Quotes and Label Instructions!!

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

A plane crashes on the boarder or two states and where do they bury the survivors?
You dont bury survivors

"there are millions of suns, floating around millions of stars, revolving around millions of galaxies, all fixed on the same point... and that point IS NOT YOU!!"

“Gandalf man… Gandalf man… does whatever Gandalf can. He has a hat. It’s really cool. I wanna steal his big blue hat…”Yul from shadow of the moon

Then I stopped, thinking of others name. Gandalf? YAY! - Ao Kudo

“Lord Elrond… Lord Elrond... does whatever people can’t. He looks old, with fuzzy brows. Uses Evil Eyebrows OF DOOM to kill us...”

“Tell me, fair lady. What is thy name?” Hell yes, Shakespeare DOES help."-Yul from shadow of the moon